#i dont have the energy for captions anymore lol

[midnightsnyx]

for smau… mat barzal just gushing over his girls (wife and daughters) all the time to the point where he literally doesn’t even post hockey anymore. it’s just his girls 25/8 and his teammates are always commenting and chirping at him.

love love love this idea!!! i took the name nora from my mat barzal fic and just picked the other from a baby name website. also, i dont know many islanders so theres only a few lol

honestly i kinda wanna take this and turn it into an AU lol

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barzal97 best feeling in the world.

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al_rom26 second that! ⤷ barzal97 ✌️

user1 good luck this season!!!

ny_islanders 😎

titobeauvi91 miss you brother ⤷ barzal97 miss you too! see you on the ice✌️ ⤷ user2 screaming crying throwing up

mattymarts17 there will be a better feeling one day bud

barzal97

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barzal97 missing this girl

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user1 since when does Mat have a gf?? ⤷titobeauvi91 that's his wife 👀 ⤷user2 SINCE WHEN IS MAT BARZAL MARRIED

ynbarzal miss you too ❤️ ⤷user3 brb going to stalk her profile

bohorvat young love

al_rom26 yeah man you're kinda depressing when your wifey isn't here ⤷barzal97 am not ⤷mattymarts17 he's right

barzal97

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barzal97 my wife's been upgraded to baby mama

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pagertrain did yn approve this caption? ⤷ynbarzal no she did not.

joshanderson_77 congrats guys!

user1 omg awwwww

titobeauvi91 can't wait to be upgraded to uncle ⤷barzal97 you'll have to visit us

user2 baby mama lmao love it

ynbarzal can you come make me a sandwich ⤷barzal97 I am in the next room?? ⤷ynbarzal too much energy ⤷bohorvat don't question pregnant women bud ⤷user3 she's so cute omg

barzal97

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barzal97 Welcome to the world Nora. Beyond thankful for my wife❤️

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titobeauvi91 booking my plane ticket now ⤷barzal97 ✌️

ny_islanders Congrats to the Barzal's!

mattymarts17 we're so happy for you guys. ⤷barzal97 thanks man

user2 still can't believe mat barzal is married and has a kid

al_rom26 wow, congrats guys!

ynbarzal love you and our little family <3 ⤷barzal97 love you ❤️

barzal97

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barzal97 like mama like daughter

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bohorvat Holly said to bring Nora for a playdate with the kids soon ⤷ynbarzal i'll text her!

user1 she is literally living the life we all want ⤷user2 fr

al_rom27 workin on #2 yet? ⤷ynbarzal get outta here ⤷barzal97 👀

titobeauvi91 do you even play hockey anymore🙄 ⤷barzal97 full time dad ⤷ynbarzal he's in dad mode

user3 🥺🥺🥺

mattymarts17 she's growing like a weed

barzal97

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barzal97 Nora is getting upgraded to big sister!

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titobeauvi91 growing your own hockey team so you don't have to play? ⤷barzal97 you know it

user1 no wayyy ⤷ynbarzal yes wayyy

ny_islanders Can't wait to see Nora as a big sis!

al_rom26 you just should change your username to "mat barzal family fan account" ⤷ynbarzal tell me about it

barzal97

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barzal97 everyone meet Rosie

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user1 girl dad!!!

mattymarts17 how's Nora adjusting? ⤷barzal97 she doesn't want anyone else to hold her Rosie so we're working on that

titobeauvi91 2 down, 18 to go ⤷ynbarzal Anthony, get out of here

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barzal97 thought playing hockey was the best feeling in the world. turned out, it wasn't even close.

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titobeauvi91 that is so sweet... I kind of love it

ynbarzal we love you so much ❤️

ny_islanders beautiful family!

user1 literally crying ⤷user2 same omg

al_rom26 ok this is officially a mat barzals family fan account

mattymarts17 I told you bud

[angrilymanaging]

I was scrolling F.B earlier, and came across a video of “The Game” and the caption was something along the lines of protecting your energy. Naturally I didn’t watch it because I’m a person that protects my energy, but it got me thinking like, didn’t you just make a woman, drink coffee from a discarded Starbucks cup you dug out of the garbage last year? Not even for money, some kind of high end hand bag, and you, on here talkin love and light, Jacion please shut up.

I was just having a conversation with my S.O. About what would be done winning millions of dollars in a lottery, I believe it sparked because I hands down am starting to believe that celebrities really are trash. Like in my personal opinion, and crazy as people want me to sound, I have reason to believe these people have takin personal shots at me, and I don’t really appreciate it. I have never even met you. For one most of them are people I admired like I have their music on my phone type sh’t and I sing their songs word for word. I don’t know though and I listen to music like when I cook and clean but I’m starting to not really be that big on it, I don’t listen to the radio EVER, and most of these artists are really winning awards because there is no one else to give them too. I don’t follow them anymore, like once I get a whiff of their personality, I still like the music that I have from you on my phone, but… I don’t think I would be starstruck if we were ever in the same room, I would definitely be the only person still at the fruit platter, I wouldn’t want to really meet you, or take pictures nothing, because I find you to be trash as a person. That is really sad too because, I have seen videos where people admire these celebs, and upon meeting them are treated poorly by them. Which I can see happening, because it’s happened to me. Anyway, I was saying that if we were to come into money like that right, we would be able to eat in the same restaurants as these people, probably party in the same venues as them. I would respectfully decline. I would rather build up my dream life, with everything I needed in my house so that I wouldn’t have to be bothered. I don’t drink a whole lot, I don’t smoke weed anymore, and I have never done a no no drug in my life. I could only imagine, being around elements like them would be definitely inviting the devil into my life, and no thanks in a big way. I have had my fair share of experience with popular people, and I think that is where the problem lies with me, I have no desire to eat at tables with them to rub elbows, with phonies.

There was a thing a trend a while back like would you take 10 grand from Jay-Z or eat dinner with him. I always said I would gladly take the dinner, simply because I know that it is going to be the best steak, seafood and mashed potatoes I ever ate, and the bread would be the rich peoples equivalent to a cheddar bay biscuit from Red Lobster. The Pink Moscato would be chilled to perfection, and the Vodka and Caviar would be fire. I dont really eat dessert but if they served me some chocolate pudding I’m sure it would be Jell-o, not the snack pack. I really wouldn’t have much to say, but I would speak if spoken too, aaaand I’m eating all of my food, cleaning the plates. I would never be embarrassed. I would take the dinner because really 10 Grand is not a lot of money. I could spend that in a couple days especially if I did the right thing. You would only get really one chance, especially being a person like me, with no real ties to the industry, to eat dinner with Jay. He gave birth to two Billionaires, he is the only one who could get me to go anywhere, no questions asked, and if he had any advice for me leaving the dinner, I would take it period, cause he is the only person at this point who could say anything to me lol.

My experience with popular people has not been a great one. I hear all the time that oh, he/she is cool. I love them they are so great they are the best. Those types of words come as red flags for me now. Turns out when I meet people they turn out to be a P.O.S. And the person giving them all this praise is really a know nothing brown noser. I am who I am and I am a different type of person. I gossip, and before this point in my life, I’ve only really talked about people, to the people close to me, the people close to me would be talking about someone else, and I would add my 2 cents, and then the people talking would be in conversation, with the same people they had just been talking about with me, not only, not saying what they had talked to me about, but talking about me, and telling them everything I had said. I currently am not really entertaining the idea of having friends, because of this reason. So now, when everyone else is bragging on someone else, or talking sh’t about someone, not only do I not want to be bothered, but I also have nothing to say. I don’t usually like cool kids, and they don’t like me, and that’s fine. People, especially people I know personally, like to name drop around the town, who they know, how they know them, and how great they are. But I’ve grown to understand that if they know them, like I know you, they are not all that wonderful, and if they find favor in the type of person you are, I will never be able to really get along with them. I saw a quote that said “ if someone knows they have done you wrong, they will avoid you” why does that have to be? Why can’t it be that I know what type of person you are, with hints you tried to give, or a cheap shot you tried to take, that you think I did’t hear, or one you said out loud, I know was about me, but instead of continuing on, I decided to stop f’cking with you. Just like you have an opinion about me, that is unbecoming of me, I have opinions of you that are unbecoming, and because you are a “good guy” to everyone else, you can’t stand the thought of anyone not liking you. I don’t care , about being liked anymore, I really could care less about the Idea of people liking me. You probably met the damaged, and broken side of me, while I was a people pleaser, and the healed, and regenerated version of me, wants you to kiss my ass.

It’s funny too, I’m chuckling about it now, cause you meet someone, or start hanging out with a person, and they have some kind of status and they call themselves bringing you around some “cool” people, and they are just as demonic as the m’fker you around. One thing I learned about popular people, or like locally famous, or globally famous people too, they can’t stand for you to not know who they are, they feel entitled to recognition, and they are used to people kissing their ass and when you don’t for whatever reason, something is wrong with you, and your’e a hater. In those situations, I am the problem though, because I don’t care who you are, I don’t kiss nobody ass, and I am nobody’s fan. That’s how it is when you are friends with people like that. I want no parts. I never want to be “down” again. It’s not even love and light with these folks. It’s hatred and LED strips from the dollar tree. They aren’t even really “friends” with the friends they have. They don’t even like them. I never even understood how that could be a case.

[chillin-in-limbo]

gimme!!

[d-v-brownie]

Types on Thanksgiving

ENTJ: Sitting in traffic grumpily going to get a turkey because someone lost the previous one they got. Yelling at traffic because "duMBASSES DONT USE THEIR TURN SIGNAL" Honestly needs a break today.

INTJ: Arguing with ENTP at the table about current politics. Getting mad because if ENTP were to just understand than they would also agree that INTJ is in fact right. Is also laughing at a cute INFP jumping in on social justice.

ESTJ: Grilling/Cooking stuff trying to take over the kitchen while simultaneously offending ESFJ calling them "incompetent." I mean honestly those rolls last year could've been better so ESTJ isn't entirely wrong.. or right.

ISTJ: Teaching the kids on the great American sport of football. Getting visibly frustrated when they won't behave. Secretly telling INFJ to get their head out of their ass.

ENFJ: Trying to defuse the situation happening with ESTJ and ESFJ. When ESTJ yells that 'their' turkey turned out better than ESFJs ever would and tried to prove that with a taste test, the whole thing mysteriously disappeared...

INFJ: Laughing at ISTJ getting frustrated. Teaching the kids that it doesn't matter if they win or loose what matters is if they have fun. Trying to tell ENFP to not get too hyper

ESFJ: Desperately needs a break. Tired of getting shat on by ESTJ. Is honestly about to cry again. Finds ESTP to ask about weed because her wine just isn't doing it anymore. I'm so sorry ESFJ

ISFJ: Watching the kitchen closely because INTP and ISTP are out trynna snake stuff from the table. Careful, ISFJ will swat at your hands with that towel draped over their shoulder.

ENTP: Arguing with INTJ and also keeping a close eye on that food. Daydreaming about what they'd do to that green bean casserole. Slightly drooling.

INTP: Just sitting on the floor holding their feet like a child. Is getting "lovingly" yelled at by ISFJ. The kitchen would probably be a lot quieter if they weren't there fueling the fire between ESTJ and ESFJ. Vital character

ESTP: If anyone asks they don't know a thing about something called "Mary Jane wanna" but might for a price. They may even know what happened to that turkey.

ISTP: Figuring out a way to get some of that stuffing. ESFJ makes the best stuffing. Maybe find a way to throw INTP under the bus to get that stuffing. They'll understand if ISTP shares.

ENFP: The teenager playing football with the kids and seamlessly blending in with them. Through pure energy alone they got the old dog to play football and get ISTJ laughing.

INFP: Sitting at the table, listening to ENTP and INTJ argue and honestly just glad to be there. Thinking about how this is one of those truly fulfilling moments like everything is exactly where it's suppose to be. That times like this are gonna be memories and these are definitely the people they want to spend them with. They love them all.

ESFP: Took a photo of ENTP drooling and captioned it "Wish someone looked at me the way ENTP looks at that casserole lol." Chillin with ISFP and looking for a photo op.

ISFP: Taking photos of these memories. ESTJ&ESFJ arguing with INTP grinning in the background. INTJ&ENTP arguing. ENTJ stomping through leaves carrying a turkey. ISTJ&ENFP&INFJ in the front yard playing. ESFJs and ESTPs drug deal. ISFJ swatting ISTPs hand at the stuffing. INFP chasing the cat they were trying to befriend. And a photo of the dog eating last of the first turkey. And lastly took a selfie with ESFP before one of the whole family. Made a scrape book of these memories and couldn't be more content with life.

[jojilyrics]

about our captions...

please stop deleting them :( lol ik i sound like a broken record but like alex and i work hard on these. im not really gonna call anyone out anymore because i dont have the energy, but if you like our edits, pls dont delete our captions