#i dont even think tumblr has an algorithm she just does as she pleases
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gayassdog · 1 year ago
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resposting this from my instagram bc its so true + fucked up toilet jumpscare
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darqx · 6 years ago
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Putting on the ritz
In which there’s a chibi of Lady Rire and i think some asks that need to become part of my FAQ at some point lol.
❗️For commonly asked qs please see my BTD FAQ
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I SAY YESSSS!!!
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Yes there are ways you can ruffle his metaphorical feathers. I’m not going to tell you how though :d
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I’ve not much of a RPer so i had to look those up even though i vaguely know what they are (D&D has just had such an extensive influence on pop culture lol). That’s an interesting take!
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She wants me dead, de de de de dead. She wants me dead, de de de de dead She wants me dead de de de de dead de de de de dead de de de de dead She wants me dead, de de de de dead. She wants me dead, de de de de dead She wants me dead de de de de dead de de de de de de de de dead 🎶
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He’s Royalty (essentially a dictator) of a Sector that a trade route runs right past so i would say yeah he’s pretty well off at this point XD
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Bold of you to assume anyone would remain a virgin for long.
(1: make their first time really enjoyable in terms of raw carnal pleasure - this is not as weird as it may seem if you consider the circumstances and how Rire also likes to fuck with people mentally, and 2: wanting to see how quickly they break after/whilst being deflowered. These two reactions are not mutually exclusive and often cross over).
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Hey glad you enjoyed our horrible game lol! BTD2 has some increased game mechanics and other interesting characs so i think you will like that one as well :) As a side note I had absolutely 0 role in BTD2 aside from a small cameo or 2 ✌️
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Hm normally no but i can envision him doing it as a game maybe like if you can do his hands perfectly and to whatever arbitrary standards he sets, then maybe he might let you live. And of course he’ll smile and wont make it easy.
And it has to be black.
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Ya’ll are so thirsty about Rire doing himself i’ve gotten variations of this ask over time lol. The answer is still no :d
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He’s visited quite a number of places but his main reoccurring stomping grounds are North America and Eurasia (mostly Europe from that combo continent).
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YEAH unfortunately tumblr thought that image was too spicy for tumblr and now its sitting in the flagged section :T I havent asked them to review it cos i know what their decision will be and dont want to feed their algorithm.
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There’s a post someone did which i can never seem to find where it’s literally like them trying to unfuse going “no no no” and honestly i think that would be it.
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It’s ok anon you can just admit you thirst for some hella dangerous oral without framing it like a question :PPPPP
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He prefers 1:1 as it’s more personal.
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Not yet
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Hahaha for that scene EP just asked if he could include a cameo scene of Rire and i was like sure!! And drew some sprites :) I didnt actually write the script so you’d have to ask EP about that.
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Nah in my writings such things wouldn’t cancel each other out so with Rire it wouldn’t apply and he’d still just be a demon.
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I’m guessing this thought has spawned from Cain’s path in BTD2 where he does something similar to MC lol. That is something that was in EP’s character/story universe scope and is strictly a Cain thing. Rire was born as a demon and there is no power set that enables turning someone into a demon within the universe scope that I made for him.
Fundamentally you have to remember that with the BTD games we shoved characters from different universes/storylines into one thing, so their individual character lores etc are going to be different :d
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That would imply you are either his mother or knew him when he was a child
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You do you my friend
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