#i dont even simp for him but 🦋🦋

[nrc-therapist]

How did I get dragged into this for a second time?

goodbye, xoxo <-lol I'm back

haha I might actually be a masochist, I left school and escaped being a therapist, but no I'm back

anywho, do tell me your troubles and I'll..be there

^(my abilities aren't much, I'm a knock-off therapist. a therapist from spell-mart, if you will)

NOW WITH A SOUNDPROOF OFFICE!

AND NOW OFFICIALLY GETTING PAID WOOOOO!!!

ask game!! oc lore doc

now, be mindful of what you say:

don't be an asshole (no homophobia/racism/etc)

no nsfw, I'm not here to read smut, but innuendos or sexual jokes are okay

even if you are allowed to reclaim some slurs, I ask you dont use them since 1) I don't know if you really can reclaim them and 2) people might get uncomfortable from them

dealing with heavier subjects is okay, but don't overdo it. otherwise I will have to take drastic measures (blocking)

keep in mind, I have to get tutoring from housewarden rosehearts for some classes, so I can't be active all the time CAUSE I HAVE FUCKING TUTORING CLASSES-

flirting/bickering/etc with Mid is okay, but remember that both Mid AND the person behind her are minors/has actual feelings

please inform me if calling you things like "love, sweetie, honey, etc" makes you uncomfortable since I use them quite often

yes, simping about questionable ppl is something we can address

if an overblot is happening...fml call me over

VICE HOUSEWARDEN HUNT ISNT ALLOWED IN MY OFFICE!! this was never here

by the way you can pay for my silence<3 or maybe I should start a magicfans where I talk about things I hear in my office and give you life updates-

btw guys if you ever see crowley, do tell him that I need my paycheck-

about the therapist:

info post

so uhh, I'm mid. or midnight, that works too. a third year at ignihyde, who led a revolution against crowley..twice. I go by any pronouns, and I am in fact one of them queers

dawn

you can add emojis to be a specific anon

anons: 🚨, mom iss.,🍋, 🗝, 🍮, 🐭, 🐀, 🕷, 🔏, $, 🍂, 🦊, 🦚🏹, 🥯, 🫀🧪, 💐, 🚩, 🐯, gossip girl, 🕑, 🦋, 📃

and if you want to see more of me ooc my blog is @idkanametoputhere !! i write twst fantics there every now and then! plus I also run @idk-group for my oc's

Happy I could help!

[shankspants]

Strawhat's, law and kid signature scent?

i didn’t know if this was more of a general idea or if they were like designer perfume “x”‘s are links to said signature perfumes!!

Luffy: a bag of rubber bands? probably literally the ocean and his hair smells like an old easter basket at a thrift store bc of his hat. [ x ]

Zoro: um, this is completely unironic but there is this specific incense i have called moss garden and it is literally him. like if he were to give you one of his hoodies this is what it smells like. literally buy it if u can it’s so spot on imo [ x ]

Nami: citrus, duh! in a modern au i can def see nojiko making cute little soaps and lotions and selling them at a farmers market - nami is always their to sample everything. her hands specifically smell like ink and parchment [ x or x ]

Usopp: hmm, you know when you go to like home depot or any hardware store and go through the lumber aisle and it’s just wood - kinda like that? gentle nodes of leather and oil?? bc that’s what his workshop would smell like ?? y / n? also has a general b/o but like. it’s not gross? [ x or x ]

Sanji: probably the best smelling but idk how to describe just look at the links [ x or x ]

Chopper: smells like a cornchip (compliment) [ x ]

Robin: always something floral. in the evenings she’s often using lavender moisturizers and pillow sprays. in the mornings something more rose-like (general soft pink feeling? “sakura” or something). all of that mixed in with the crisp smell of old leather-bound books [ x or x ]

Franky: smells like a gas station pump? also like the bottom tray of a soft drink dispenser? like where you dump the drink when you fill your cup up half way and then you change your mind on what you want?  [ x ]

Brook: i honestly have no mf clue? calcium? milk? maybe tea bc he drinks that all the time? [ x ]

Jinbe: i don’t want to say fishy ?? but like. u know. Literally The Ocean. [ x or x ]

Law: faintly smells like hospital hallways? y’know the whole doctor thing. when the mf is anywhere else but his room his like?? natural scent pops out and it’s just *chef’s kiss*. he just smells so good naturally - he’s warm and musky but it is subtle? but he does have permanent coffee breath. [ x ]

Kid: stinky (derogatory). no elaboration. [ x ]