#i dont dare maintag this though im sorry. hopefully everyone who likes this specific flavor of derangement is already here

[crimeronan]

I'm sending this to you because you have more clout. The only valid pynch twitter au is one where they start constant discourse with each other, and I'm not talking about little baby discourse like "saying you like blue eyes is problematic because racism uwu" I mean like discourse about actual serious Issues™ that gets everyone riled up. Adam calls Ronan slurs and fully means it and Ronan tells him to go kill himself and also fully means it and also gets banned again for the fifth time. They're constantly harrassing each other on alts and it's a total shitshow. It's Enthralling for the watching horrible people tear each other apart enjoyers on twitter. Anyway all hell breaks loose when it comes out that they've been dating each other this entire time. Threads are created about how they're both nonconsensually involving other people in their weird roleplay kink. People make callout videos on YouTube about how they gaslit the entire twitter population and how it's evil and problematic to get so many people invested in their online personas when they're lying for fun. They're not lying though. It's not ironic. They are just genuinely this deranged. When Adam told Ronan to pick up a gun and finish what he started he fully meant what he said.

I'M. I?????? HELLO