#i dont care that he’s 6’3 he WILL fit in there

[flamingpaige]

bro is such a cutie patootie

[kirbyfanclub]

i dont care that tom is 6’3 or whatever. he fits in my pocket. he’s the same size as a small mouse

[kxlluvr]

haikyuu boys and what i think their taste in women is like ~

included: kuroo, bokuto, kenma, and akaashi

okay so i realized that my more popular posts tend to be romance-ish related so for now im gonna stick to that cuz u guys seem to enjoy it more.. also this is completely unbiased and my honest opinion based on their canon characters so yeah im sorry if u dont like what u read 🥲 anyway again, pls excuse any typos or weird format im still trying to get used to tumblr :)

Kuroo Tetsurou ~

personality: he would probably need someone smart since he’s canonly a smart person himself. he would probably like someone more independent and also someone that can take a joke or can go along with his sarcasm. he needs a person who can provide stability and make him feel comfortable. so someone responsible but also playful would be perfect for him <3

looks: definitely loves long dark hair its canon yall, something that can attract him right away is nice skin and good hygiene. ok hear me out.. he is an absolute simp for thighs and a lil stomach, its such an attractive trait to have for him. so if u have that its all over. he probably prefers someone shorter but overall it doesn’t matter that much the dude is 6’3..

Bokuto Koutarou ~

personality: he need someone really positive and can keep up with his crazy athletic lifestyle but not overly energetic to contrast his personality. someone really sweet and caring and maybe a little shy would be perfect for him. someone who he knows would be there for him <3 maybe a lil clingy would be a nice fit for bo :)

looks: it’s canon that bokuto likes his women kinda thick, maybe of average height like 5’4 or 5’5. I feel like he likes any hair color and medium length. he’s attracted to rounder features so big eyes and a cute nose will make this boy melt.. he also notices small things like freckles or a beauty mark those small things are rlly cute to bo <33 (his type is pretty similar to kuroos)

kenma kozume ~

personality: he needs someone a little more outgoing and ambitious. A good sense of humor and a stable lifestyle would be a good match for him. his s/o should be patient and flexible. so someone that is straightforward and has a comforting vibe is perfect :)

looks: I have a strong feeling he likes tall slim women, pale skin kinda vibe yk.  he probably likes longer hair maybe kind of dark color? hes really into someone with a good fashion taste and looks put together. i’m thinking sharper facial features like almond shaped eyes and trimmed brows..

akaashi keiji ~

personality: he’s another person that needs someone really responsible and can provide him stability and comfort. he would prefer someone smart and has clear goals for their future. he appreciates someone that can make him feel comfort and doesnt stand out too much yk?

looks: tall girls. probably 5’7 with an athletic build. maybe mid length wavy hair doesnt mind the color. definitely likes girls with pretty collar bones and nice legs.. he’s a sucker for proportional facial features but he doesnt care too much about symmetry.  he really likes brown eyes for some reason idk i just have a feel for it :))

that’s it I hope you guys enjoyed that it was pretty fun to write I’m sorry if it felt a little repetitive but yeahhhhh pls leave requests or DM me on instagram if u have any other ideas u want me to write <3



[askmyboys]

Amos Gardner

Trigger Warning:

Cannibalism Mentions

| Names: Amos Gardner

| Nicknames: Amz but most people address him with Mr/Ms/Mx. Gardner

| Gender: He/Him, They/Them, and She/Her (it isn’t like an oh im feeling more [this pronoun] on this certain day, she doesn’t care- just use em all, one, or two, whatever)

| Age: 35

| Height: He’s 6’3” but with his heels he’s raised up to 6’5” at the very l e a s t

| Species/Race: He IS technically human BUT he just has, well special features i’ll talk about in appearance n such

| Hair Color: Bubblegum Pink (he mixes it up so sometimes their hair will be in a ponytail, a man bun or even braided)

| Eye Color: Orchid Purple

| Occupation: He’s a fucking Capitalist smh fjkdlsjgdfks he’s just an EXTREMELY wealthy man who could buy and then sell you to satan for 62 cents fjdkslfjds, what he owns or does is a mystery but given his outfit which I’ll get to in a moment and where he usually resides, it’s clear he’s a VERY wealthy person

| Skin Color/Body Type: He’s pretty pale tbh and also on the average side of things, not too fat not too skinny but just,, the mixture-

| Appearance: His main outfit is light pastel purple fur coat (the puffy bits around the neck are a light pastel pink color) he wears a combination of a light pastel pink and purple in the form of a long skirt (just enough to cover down to their knees) she also wears pink stiletto heels (got them SHARP heels oofy) they wear many bracelets both pink and purple as well and have same colored themed rings. She does have a circle beard, let's get that out of the way, and for more intricate details I usually don’t describe- she’s got a hair chest, legs, and arms- and slightly bushy eyebrows. But ahem- Anyway, he has piercings in the top of his ears and he wears magenta tassel earrings (they dangly and s om f t) he also has claws he painted to fit the theme of his outfit of course. Another thing they usually wear is a purple colored cartwheel hat with a pink veil hanging down in front of their face.

She’s also almost ALWAYS seen with one of those long cigarette holders in her hand, gotta have a little smoke here and there, it helps take the edge off but alrighty here’s the goods- His teeth are normal except for cat-like fangs but the BEST part… On his stomach, he’s got a mouth stomach thingy- It’s got RAZOR sharp teeth and multiple forked tongues, they seem to have a bit of scarring here and there but it doesn’t seem too serious.

| Personality: Like all my rich bastards, he’s egotistical as ALL hell- doesn’t think she KNOWS she’s the greatest thing this city could have ever laid eyes on~! Full of snark, sass, and sarcasm as well- They can be downright cruel and mean with some of the things they say, he doesn’t care if you think he’s annoying or narcissistic, you’re probably just jealous of him and his wealth~ You WISH you could be them~ …im hating her more and more now- absolute bastard energy here! They do brag a lot about their wealth and how wonderful it is to live this kind of lifestyle but aside from all that egotistical bullshit, you see, that mouth stomach thing I talked about? Their a cannibal btw <3, she’ll eat you alive, literally- And he can be pretty damn cruel and sadistic with the process as well, loves to taunt her victims when she gets them in her pretty little claws.

He does have a particular favorite kind of victim, the kinds that beg or cry, or ya know- b o t h- that’s her m o s t favorite but she DOES love a good struggler and fighter~ They are v e r y strong as well, way stronger than he looks for damn sure- also,, he’s REALLY fucking flirty, sure he might be snarky n all that but he does love to fluster people, even IF they are gonna be her victims or something, she does love to play with her food sometimes, in more ways than just taunting lmao, will literally pick you up and lean very close to your face and act like their gonna kiss you before just simply patting your head and dropping you to the floor. Teasing is another fun thing they love to do

| Side Facts: Amos lives in a REALLY tall skyscraper-esque building, its color scheme matches her own and she lives at the VERY top floor (its w a y up there in the sky dude, like holy s h i t) I’m not joking when I say Amos is EXTREMELY wealthy, they bought this skyscraper and had it color coded specifically just for them.

What Amos actually does, they seem to keep a mystery (...aka the creator is a dumbass and never plans things for his OCs beforehand) so how they gained their wealth is also a mystery.

If somehow Amos likes you enough, she’s almost like a fucking yandere but one that treats you like a pet essentially, now- that doesn’t mean she treats you,, badly- in fact- at this point- He treats you like fucking royalty! Would spoil you with so many things and since you’d be theirs… You are under HIS protection, and ain’t nobody going to dare hurt you, they try- just tell Amos where they are darling, she’ll take care in making sure they don’t pester you again- Might get treated like a pet p much but hey at least 1: She doesn’t plan on eating you, 2: He isn’t snarky or mean or anything to you, and 3: Actually loves and spoils you!!!

And finally, Amos seems to really love cats, she has a few that roam around her room on the top floor (it’s REALLY big and she has a cat box built out on the big ass balcony so they good dont worry, only the best for her precious furbabies~) he also has some fish as well, and the final pets they keep are mice ...Kept in a separate room the cats are NOT allowed into, and Amos makes sure to always double even triple check to make sure the cats don’t secretly sneak in, it’s ironic that Amos loves mice, given that’s her mentality of prey essentially, they are like little mice, and he’s like the cat in that situation ...Amos would n e v e r hurt the actual mice though…

They might be a monster by most people’s standards but animal abuse? Absolutely N O T! One thing I forgot, Amos is also the type to take a look at you, grin and then take a puff of his cig and then blow that smoke in your face, stinky bastard!!!

Also,, another thing to note,, Amos is in fact Polyamorous.

[zadi-jyne]

tHANK YOU I OWE YOU MY LIFE SO

so its my personal headcanons that, despite being the same person as their personalities develop (around the fitting in video) they begin to show some physical differences too. Yes this is based on how i draw them

ROMAN

 -so first off i like the idea of Roman being tied for the tallest at around 6’3”.

-hes also tied for the beefiest boy overall pretty intimidating stature bUT his friendly demeanor makes up for it

-he is definitely peak disney prince energy

 -his eyes also start to get more reddish brown

-in fact, if you look close enough, in a certain light you can almost see a bit of green around the edges

-hes got the second lightest hair color, being kind of a light coppery brown

 LOGAN

-logan is the second tallest at 6 ft even

-hes got the sharpest features by far, like this man’s jaw could cut glass

-hes got some muscle but its more lean than roman’s so he looks smaller but could probably carry most of the others with relative easy

-his eyes darken to a deep blue that gets lighter around the edges-in the sun they look very gorgeous

PATTON

-so patton is the closest to thomas and strays the least, physically

-his hair is more fluffy and wavy naturally and a lighter brown than thomas’ but still brown

-pat is the first one to break into that ‘unnatural differences’ via almost heart shaped pupils! Its the kinda thing you dont notice until someone points it out and then cant unsee. His eyes are a light vibrant blue

-hes around the same height as thomas right in the middle of the spectrum

 -physically he doesnt differ that much, maybe a little bit more of a dad bod but for the most part the same

VIRGIL

-so hot, take hes the second shortest, at 5’6”. I just love the thought of him being small but intimidating, esp pre AA

-he slouches though so he looks a little shorter than he is

-his hair is the longest too, its kinda shaggy and messy. Its debated in the mind palace whether its natural or he does that on purpose

-his eyes are a very pretty dark brown. He doesnt want to look super unnatural with that whole fear of standing out thing but hypothetically, if one was to get close enough (which hes very careful not to let most people do) and in the right light (again, rare) you might see very light flecks of purple

-physically he’s kinda on the small side but definitely makes up for it by having an intimidating aura

JANUS

-janus is the shortest of the bunch at 5’4”

-because hes so short hes very carefully constructed a reputation with his silver tongue of being scary despite his height

-hes definitely not above wearing heeled shoes to make himself at least virgil's height but will adamantly deny doing so

-hes also not super strong, but hes very agile

-he moves very interestingly, if you were to pay attention he walks almost with a saunter (think crowley from good omens, but toned down just a tad. Still very slithery)

-his hair is the most curly, very fluffy, very wavy, but always hidden under his hat

-overall he differs the most from thomas

REMUS

-remus is tied with roman for the tallest

-hes tall, beefy and looks like a rat, so pretty scary looking in general

-he also has that sharpness to his features that roman has but instead of handsome prince you get straight up maleficent

 -one of his eyes is unnaturally vibrant green, almost glow in the dark. Only janus has gotten close enough too see the red around the edges of his iris

-the other one is just a pupil but up close theres a faint ring of pale pale green vaguely in the shape of an eye

-honestly the more you look at remus the more wrong he looks, very uncanny valley

Someone ask me about my 'subtle differences between the sides' headcanons