#i dont care if elsa is gay she's an underdeveloped character in a completely underdeveloped world LOL

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i think frozen could’ve been so much better if ‘let it go’ was a villain song

like. i know that in canon elsa has absolutely no effects on the real world besides scaring on noble guy who is kind of an assduck nobody cares about.

but listen. elsa is literally casting the world into perpetual winter. that’s a scary and terrible thing and it honestly? almost justifies killing her to get it to stop like hans wants to. like can u imagine being thrown into an ice age? i die every time my wi fi goes out.

can you imagine how cool it would have been instead of generic ass song we got like. a legit defying gravity rip off that matched the gravitas and the ‘oh shit elsa is an actual threat’ feeling.

if we can see elsa ISN’T actually letting it go. if we can see her making monsters by accident out of her own fears. or simply her entire path not being perfect---or if it is perfect, overly so? like in a creepy overly geometric way that completely disregards the life and the people that already live in the mountains.

the first movie feels so damn empty. let it go could’ve filled it with actual obstacles.

tbh we expect the finnish mountains to be cold and to have wolves and reindeer. the only thing elsa does that’s scary is let her hair down and put on a sexier dress and also make marshmellow BUT HIS NAME IS MARSHMELLOW which proves 1) elsa is kind of a lolita goth bitch? she thinks creepy scary monsters are cutesy babies. 2) elsa’s anxiety which she is ‘letting go of’ manifests in scary things, and also geometically perfect things, which is perfect for puzzles and obstacles which also wouldve made the movie feel more truthful to the cool ass snow queen fairy tale

it feels like elsa did fuck all bc like the mountains are already like that? lol like the only thing we have that is like ‘the mountains are not like that’ WHICH INCLUDES THE OPENING SEQUENCE WHERE THE MOUNTAINS ARE LIKE THAT, is the shop where there’s a summer sale and a small winter collection which is too small a nod, and also is supposed to be part of the adventure which also sucks because going to k-mart is not a whimsical adventure. 

if elsa fucks things up then we can add whimsical adventure to the movie as anna and kristoff solve puzzles together instead of just going on chase scenes in a damn sled with wolves like every other fucking 2000s movie with even a shred of ice in it.

and then if elsa doesn’t even SEEM to fuck anything up which she supposedly canonically does, it makes hans seem like a completely unlikeable, unreasonable villain unless u think he’s hot or u like plot twists. he doesn’t get a song. there’s no villain song in this damn movie and villain songs are the best part of disney movies.

end rant.