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dullahandyke · 10 days ago

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'if youre looking to be secure, MFA is best' shut up + dont speak to me again + rot in hell + fuck you + fuck you again + let me turn it off or i crush you and your family with my psychic powers.

#i dont care if MFA made you guaranteed safe from any and all malware and security breaches #Im Not Doing That!!!!!#if u think im chaining myself to one phone youre out of your mind. this things gonna give up the ghost any day now!!!#and her battery is shit so shes dead a lot of the time anyway! plus sometimes its just in the other room!!! Fuck You!!!!#worst security measure by far. hate it.#hate it when banks try to pull it when paying for stuff. fuck it! take my bank details i dont care #ive carefully curated an ascetic life for myself where i keep as little money in my actual account as possible #both to curb against impulsive online purchases (bcos i need to go into town to put money into my account b4 buying anything)#and because i fancy myself cool and roguish and anti-establishment when likely what i am is a fucking fool but whatever. not punished so fa #EDIT WAIT TAG RANT NOT FINISHED I REMEMBER WHY I WAS ON IT!!!#FUCKING BITWARDEN WANTS ME TO SWITCH TO 2FA AND GOT PISSY AT ME IN SETTINGS WHEN I SWITCHED IT BACK???#bro youre my fucking password manager. do you know why youre here?#for a couple months i lived off demo sessions of debian where all my data vanished every time i turned off my laptop #and i got thru it BECAUSE! OF! BITWARDEN! because i could just log into my vault and continue business as usual!#without having to piss around with my phone!! fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#like bro cmon. ideal world is one where i can just decide to go use a library computer with no tech on me and have it fuckinggg work #Because I Have All My Passwords In My Vault And I Have A USB Stick For Retaining Files #aughh. augh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to be anonymous #well. in a technical sense. in a broader sense the previous post is me talking extensively abt my irl presentation #but whatever. i dont get into discourse these days i trust u tumblrinas < bad thing to say but what the fuck ever #my famous catchphrase Last Time I Got Doxxed Nothing Came Of It So If It Happens Again I'll Probably Be Fine

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