#i don't. i don't think he knew what was inside the carton. milkman if you're reading this i'm sorry i turned it into mush.

[zecoritheweirdone]

hehehehehhhooo,, guess who wrote a skyblock kingdoms fic!!! this is an a hat in time au created by @ace1diots,, ty for sharing the idea and infecting me with a plot bunny,, kdndsksj.

also, just for tumblr,, a couple of doodles i made while writing this!

Avid’s head twisted up to the podium to see who had thrown the thing at him(and– really? A– A milk carton?), only to find... no one?

Before that really sunk in, he saw movement out of the corner of his eye, and when he snapped back to look at the milk carton, he found that it was... wait, why is it moving.

“Jeez, ow,” the voice from before said, and it sounded like it was– coming from the milk carton?? It started to shake from side to side, like it was trying to get back on its feet(er– metaphorically speaking). “Okay, now that was just uncalled for, mister. Is that how you treat all your guests?”

Avid stared at it. “What the hell,” he whispered, voice quiet yet passionate.

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OR: After a tough battle, Avid and Ruby return to their spaceship to find...... an... unfamiliar sentient milk carton? ...Except, is it really that unfamiliar?

(OR: In which Avid and Ruby learn that their old friend may have been a bit more.... ruthless, than previously expected.)

(It’s an A Hat In Time AU!)