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if i remember anything from michelle brasier's new show, it'll be that when you order a large coffee in the country, that's actually a milkshake
#i feel like seeing it again in the MICF (the proper version) just for that line#it was really good#just a work in progress show but look i'm starved for comedy#she asked everyone if they'd seen fast and the furious and someone (not me) said no so she sat next to them and described the movie and#is that in the show#it's hard to know what's planned for the show and what's not idk#for a crowd work bit a guy said she was 'pretty ish' and she came right up and forced him to say something better#then they hugged#and she kept saying after each interaction with him 'should we kiss now'#lmao#i don't want to see fast and furious movies because it's CARS and that's boring why does he need to know the price of a mazda 2#but michelle makes it sound awesome#27 dresses but rewritten from michelle's perspective
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mickey would do the trend of texting your S/O something dirty while at a family event
oh I agree.
-> NSFW
it's family movie night, and mickey's bored. he usually likes carl's suggestions, but for some reason he just can't find fucking fast and furious 2 interesting. vin diesel isn't even in it. sure, Paul walker's okay, but he looks like a goody-two-shoes.
no one minds when he starts flipping through his phone.
for once, mickey's on the armchair, not the couch, with Ian on the couch where he has a better view of the TV. while mickey has a great view of Ian.
he scrolls through TikTok, sound down. god, the app is really addictive.
and then he finds the perfect thing to get rid of his boredom.
he flips over to his text chat with Ian.
usually, they don't need to send dirty texts. they're together all the time, why would they?
now seems the best time to start.
he thinks about what to type to get the best reaction, and settles on
m: if we were home rite now, id suck ur dick until I choke
he smirks as he sends it, and has to contain his grin when ian's phone buzzes. mickey watches as Ian sips his beer, eyes half on the movie and only darting quickly to his phone. ian's not very good at keeping his cool, spluttering a little and coughing slightly when he swallows the beer in his mouth. Ian looks up at him, part glare part interest. mickey grins back.
m: wld have to go real deep in my throat to make me choke
m: im sure that won't b a problem 4 u
he types out and sends.
ian's reaction is to scowl at mickey and he can see him typing swiftly.
I: what are you doing
is all he says.
I: nothing, just explainin what imma do wen we get home
mickey responds, trying to look innocent as he does
m: you don't want your dick sucked?
m: i'll just ride u into the couch then
he watches as Ian takes a deep breath
I: you need to stop
Mickey smirks again.
m: don't what that either?
m: u wanna pound me from behind?
m: shoving my head down into the mattress?
ian's leg starts bouncing, and mickey's so sadistically happy.
I: watch the movie
urgh, and ian's still playing hard to get. even though he can see how badly he's effecting him
m: rather watch u
m: love watching ur face when I deep throat
m: such a big fucking cock
m: make it poke out of my cheek so u can see it
Ian bites his lip at that, trying hard to keep composure.
I: ur an asshole
m: u wanna see my asshole?
m: wrapped around ur dick?
and that's enough, apparently, because ian's getting up.
"there's an emergency at work, me and mickey have to go." Ian tells them, grabbing mickey's arm and pulling him from the chair.
"what? a weed delivery emergency?" lip scoffs, disbelieving.
"yup." Ian says in the worst lying voice ever.
Debbie glares at them as they pull on their coats, taking notice of mickey's proud, self-satisfied grin. "you guys better stay for the whole thing next movie night."
"sure thing, debs." Ian smiles, and then pulls mickey out of the door by his elbow.
once they're well and truly out of the house, almost at the car, Ian leans in to whisper in mickey's ear. "you're doing all that shit the second we get home."
fuck yes, toktik clock app is actually good for something.
I don't usually write NSFW, but I hope this met expectations!
-> send me prompts for TikTok trends <3
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I know it feels so good when you get to leave early from work! Lucky you. And I'm glad you had a good morning and found that song, I guess we all need to hear those words from time to time.
I don't have much homework, so I just plan on studying for my histology and chembio exams for this week. I'll go to her house tomorrow to see the Gran Turismo movie (her family is REALLY into cars, my father-in-law was a street racer like in the first Fast and Furious movie!) and another one which I don't remember the name of. He was the one who invited me actually, we get along pretty well. He loves batman and videogames, so I gave them my switch and laptop so that he can play from time to time (he's into fighting games and yes, he kicks our asses every dang time).
I also remember that, but totally forgot about the homunculus thing! Brings me back. I do remember the first time I saw you and the first time I spoke to you.
It was when we went to our university to drop off documents and we were in a line, I also remember that Lalo was in front of me that day and you were like 4-5 persons ahead, and that you were wearing a pink shirt that you used a couple of times since then, and your all blue jeans that you wore almost everyday. I remember looking at your long hair, and when you turned around and I saw your face I knew I had to be in your group.
The first time that I spoke to you was in the cafeteria when we were all sitting together, speaking about our position in the entrance exam. I remember that you were in a chair close to us but not really speaking with anyone, so I asked you about your place in the entrance exam and I remember this so vividly: you were looking down, didn't even looked at me and just waved your head saying "no" and then you said "I was one of the very last". And that was it.
Everyone knew that I liked you, like EVERYONE, and it was so hard for me to go and try to start conversation with you because you were always with your friends and I didn't get along with some of them but they never seemed to leave you alone, so that's why I asked OUR friends for help. I told them that I wanted to talk with you and I believe Ram said that "maybe we can talk her into coming with us, and then we'll be speaking to each other so that you can talk to her all you want". He was a real friend for that. And so we did! I remember being so nervous back then, because I didn't knew what I was going to say, there wasn't any topic on my head that was like "hey, maybe we can talk about this", I just didn't wanted to bore you. But yeah, everything came so natural and that's how I knew that I didn't had to pretend with you, and you seemed so real back then. And I mean it in a real-real kind of way, without having the need of faking something about you, and that's what I liked about you.
I remember when I wanted to tell you that I liked you, and I almost backed up, so I thank you for being so persistent in me spitting it out. I remember it was a cold night, and we wore our pijamas at school. Your smile, and the way my voice was cracking because of how cold it was (and how nervous I was).
I also remember the last time I hold your hand. Your hands were so cold, as always. But I liked them. They felt so cold, yet so warm at the same time. I always wanted to put them in my chest to cool them down, but I'm kind of weak to cold so yeah haha.
Do you remember when we went camping? The night we spoke at the bonfire. I was freezing to DEATH, but I would do it again if it was with you. AND HOW WERE YOU SO CALM LIKE IT WAS SO FRICKING COOOOOOOLD LIKE DAMN YOU SHOULD'VE HUGGED ME OR SMN. But jokes aside, I don't remember what we were talking about. I remember not really focusing because it was like... I was feeling like I was in a movie. It was perfect. It was so dark, and I remember us being the only ones there. I remember that the bonfire light was the only thing that was lighting up the place, and you looked so good in that orange light with your pijamas. You looked so perfect back then. It is, without any doubt, one of the best nights of my life. Even to this day.
I ALSO REMEMBER THE MORNING AFTER. I guess you remember her, Lau, right? I got told by our friends (mostly the girl ones) that when Lau and I were talking that you looked at us like in a jealous way! And I was... happy? Not because of you "looking jealous" but because you were noticing me.
Do you remember the piggy ride I gave you one night after our classes finished? The time you were sick so I spend the day with you and you laid on my lap with a fever?
There's so many memories, but I know I'm missing so many of them too. There's this feeling that I forgot about something important, something valuable from back then so, if you remember some things like the homunculus one, please let me know. I don't ever want to forget about you or our memories.
Could you... send me those photos? I lost them when I deleted my social media back then. The only one that I have is in an old phone that mom had and is the one we took at the bus station when you came in your pijamas just to say goodbye to me... I should've appreciated more everything that you did for me. I know for sure that I'd like to see you in your pijamas one more time.
#I love your photos so please take more of them#Do you have plans for the weekend?#It's ok if you don't want to send me those photos because I know it would mean looking at them so I understand#And now thinking about it I... don't really feel ready to see them again#I would rather see them after we meet#But man I wish we could be friends again#Do you think we're friends in another reality?#Is it ok if I go to the FIL just to look for you? I haven't read a book IN A WHILE#Probably gonna ask Pau to come with me because I won't be able to do it on my own and less if he's with you which I know he will#Now I sound like a creep sorry bye#good night
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Ok, full review time. This will contain spoilers for Fast X, you have been warned (but honestly, read on and don't see this movie, it sucked)
So this morning my partner and I were talking about this excursion today to see this Fast and Furious movie, and he was telling me about this scene in the last movie he saw that kinda ruined the series for him, because it was just so ridiculous. It was the scene where they pull a vault along the road after ripping it out of the wall. Well, that's the scene that sets off this whole movie. So we had to watch it again in this movie, which was ridiculous
Then, there's pictures of family that Dom looks at. They're just screenshots from the movies. Like, this is a major motion picture franchise and they can't even photoshop some pictures? Minor, but silly. It was nice to see they still have the house from the first, though. Comforting.
From then on, the movie gets more action-y but also more boring. Everyone and their sister show up, which is expected for a last film of the franchise, you get the cameos in of everyone, sure why not. However, literal whole scenes didn't advance the plot at all. People walked in and out of scenes in the exact same place (looking at you, pete davidson scene, mostly), which is just bad film making. But the villain is always a couple steps ahead, which doesn't make sense, given how everything is random and he literally couldn't predict all these things happening. It makes it feel less realistic, which I know is silly to want, but it's true.
Basically the whole movie is Dom et al stumbling into situations that Jason momoa has set up for them, going "oh shit it's a trap" and car racing away
The contrast between fast 1 and fast x was so jarring it was hard to remember this is the same franchise. Fast 1 has some nice people doing fun heists and fun racing. Somewhere in the middle 8 movies we have unrealistic tech, people working for the "good guys" of the government but also not, and completely different proportions for what's happening. I get that a movie franchise needs to grow and expand past the original story, but it's so far removed it doesn't feel grounded in reality anymore.
Plus, the thing I'm most mad at is that I spent 2.5 hours in a theater to watch what is supposed to be the end of a franchise, only to find out there's a sequel in a couple years that is actually going to hopefully wrap up plot lines. Because literally no plots were resolved, everything was left hanging, while this movie was just dull and a waste of time.
Tl;Dr, the first fast and Furious is pretty good. Fast X sucked, and wasn't a good movie on its own, fully requiring anyone who wants to see it to be fully invested in the franchise, because it was just a shitty movie with characters some people love.
Edit to add one more note: I spent the entire movie going
Because literally nothing made sense or was actually likely to happen.
So Fast X is coming out soon. I've never seen a Fast and Furious movie, and my partner has seen through 5 maybe, but not for a long time. So we decided to watch the first, then the 10th. Nothing in between. Our local theater is showing Fast and Furious (2005) tonight for $5. We're the only people in this theater. We have sour candies and root beer, and are ready to go.
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Duke Reviews: The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift
Hi Everyone, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews Where Today We Are Continuing Our Look At The Fast And Furious Films By Talking About The 7th Movie...
I Mean 3rd Movie?...
Technically It's The 3rd Movie But Ever Since That End Credits Scene At The End Of Furious 6, It's Become A Spin-off Film. But Can A Fast And Furious Film Be Good Without Vin Diesel And The Original Cast?
When It Came Out, No, Now? We'll Have To Find Out This Is The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift...
This Film Starts With What I Only Can Describe As The Most Boring Opening Credits Ever, The Look Of Them Is Horrible And The Song That Plays Over The Scene Is Dull But Throughout Them We See Our Main Character's School Life.
However Our Main Character, Sean (Played By Lucas Black) Gets His Car Made Fun Of By A Beautiful Girl (Played By Nikki Griffin) Which Leads To Sean Flirting With Her. But Unfortunately Her Boyfriend (Played By Home Improvement's Zachery Ty Bryan) Doesn't Like This At All...
(Boyfriend) For Your Information, My Dad Does Not Own A Viper!, He Owns A Hot Rod...
Mad That He Dissed His Dad's Car, Brad Throws A Baseball At The Window Of Sean's Car...
No Offense, Brad But I Thought You Were More Of A Soccer Player Than A Baseball/Football Guy...
With The Girl Saying To Let Their Cars Do The Talking, Brad Challenges Him But Sean Declines Saying That He Only Races For Pink Slips But With Brad Saying..
The Girl Ups The Stakes By Saying That The Winner Will Get Her...
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(Start At 4:10, End At 4:16)
I Think You Guys Get The Gist...
Liking That (And Who Wouldn't Seeing How Hot She Is) They Go To A Housing Development Area Where They Hold The Race...
Now I'm Not Going To Comentate The Races Like I Did In My Other Fast And Furious Reviews, Because This Film Is Basically A Spin-off Now And I'm Only Doing This Movie So I Can Talk About Furious 7 Next Week...
And Since We're Cutting Things Short, Nobody Wins This Race....
Yeah, Nobody...
Brad Ends Up Crashing His Car Into A Billboard, And Sean Damages His Car To The Point He's Lucky To Be Alive...
Taken To The Police Station, The Girl Is Picked Up By Her Mom While Brad Is Picked Up By His Dad (Who Looks Nothing Like Tim Allen) But As For Sean He Apparently Has 2 Priors For Reckless Driving And Willful Destruction Of Property Moving To Different Cities With His Mom In The Last 2 Years And Unfortunately She Doesn't Want To Move Again So, She Sends Sean To Live With His Father In Tokyo...
Once There, He Lays Down 3 Rules Go To School, Come Back And Stay Away From Cars. The Next Morning, Sean Starts School Where He Meets Twinkie...
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No, Not Twinkie The Kid, Just Twinkie (Who Is Played In This By Lil' Bow Wow) Who Tries Selling Sean Everything From Laptops To Cellphones To Air Jordans...
But When Sean Sees A Steering Wheel Twinkie Got For His Car, Sean Is Putty In His Hands As He Takes Him That Night To Show Him His Car...
The Incredible Hulk-Mobile...
No Way In Hell Are We Going To Let Marvel Make A Stand Alone Hulk Movie But Sure We'll Allow The Fast And Furious Movies To Make A Car Out Of Him!
Seriously, It Looks Like One Of Those Die Cast Disney Cars You Buy At The Parks That Looks Like Characters From Stuff That Disney Owns In Fact...
Yeah, They Made Their Own Hulk Car! And To Tell You The Truth That Looks More Like A Vehicle The Hulk Would Drive Than What Disney Came Up With!
What I'd Like To Know Is What Happens When You Press The Horn Does It Say Phrases Like....
"Hulk, Smash!"
"Puny God"
"Hulk Like Fire, Thor Like Water"
Or
"Take The Stairs, Hate The Stairs! So Many Stairs!"
Also No Offense But Shouldn't The Music Playing Over This Scene Be...
I Got More Hulk Jokes About This Outrageous Vehicle But I Think It's Time That I Continue This Review Anyway, Twinkie Takes Sean To A Parking Structure Where They Find A Bunch Of Racers With Cars Ready To Race And It's There He Meets Neela (Played By Dynasty's Nathalie Kelly) But Neela's I Don't What He Is Takashi (Who's Known Around There As DK) Doesn't Want Him Hanging Around Her Because He's An American Yankee...
And Of Course Twinkie's Like "Yes, Sir We Leave Right Now, Sir" But Sean's Not Willing To Back Away So Easily (But What Sean Doesn't Know Is That DK's Uncle Yamata Is Part Of The Yakuza (Chinese Mafia)) Challenging DK To A Race, DK Declines At First Because Sean Doesn't Have A Car However, Our Old Friend, Han Enters Telling Sean That He'll Lend Him His...
Going Up The Elevator, Sean Finds Out That Racing In Tokyo Is Different Than America...
Telling Sean That Han's Car Is Basically His Baby Or Mona Lisa As Twinkie Puts It...
Hmm, I'm Surprised He Didn't Call It Giselle...
So In Other Words, Twinkie Tells Him, You Break It, You Buy It...
And When The Race Begins, Takashi Wipes The Floor With Him While Sean Damages Han's Car While Trying To Keep Up...
Han Tells Sean That He'll Be In Touch As Sean Returns Home To His Dad Who's Upset At Him For Being Out So Late, Saying That If He Breaks The Rules Again, He's On An Airplane Home...
The Next Day After School, He's Met By Han Who He Thinks Is There For Money To Repair His Car But Turns Out He's Not As He Tells Sean To Get In His Car...
Taking Sean To A Sauna, Han Tells Sean That There's A Guy With A Tattoo Of A Paw That Owes Him Some Money And He Wants Sean To Get It For Him...
Well, Give Sean An A For Effort As Tries But He Gets His Ass Handed To Him By The Guy Who Looks Like A Sumo Wrestler...
Eventually, Getting His Cash, Han Takes The Kid For A Ride To Tell Sean That He's Going To Handle Pick Ups And Deliveries For Him Calling Him Maybe Once A Week Or Once An Hour And He Doesn't Care If He's Sick As Or In Bed With Beyonce, He's Gonna Do It....
Sean Tells Him He'll Do It, On One Condition, He Teaches Sean How To Drift, Saying That It's Not A Negotiation, Sean Tells Han That He Wasn't Negotiating...
Taking Sean To The Pachinko Hall Where Ernie Got That Pachinko Machine That Lord Zedd Turned Into His Pachinko Head Monster. Han Meets Up With DK To Give Him His Pay For The Week. One Of DK's Men Asks Sean When His Next Race Is As He'd Like To Be There To See It, However Sean Goats Him By Saying Why See It When You Could Be In It?...
With DK Asking If Han If He's Ready To Lose Another Car, Han Replies Telling DK That He'd Like To Take His 86 Corolla Off His Hands Which DK Agrees On Only If Han Offers Up His 72 Skyline, Which Han Agrees On...
Heading Out Front While Han And DK Discuss Business, He Goes To A Pay Phone Where Sean Calls His Dad Saying That He Had To Stay After School For Extracurricular Activities And That He'll Be Home Soon, Hanging Up, He Runs Into Neela, Who Asks What He's Doing Here Which Leads Sean To Say That He'd Drop By To Ask DK For Drifting Lessons...
To Which She Warns Him To Not Be Apart Of The Drifting World Which Leads To Sean To Say That If It's Good Enough For You Then It's Good Enough For Me But Then She Says That He Doesn't Know Her As Well As He Thinks He Does When Really He Does...
With Han Returning To His Car, Sean Asks Han If Everything Went Okay With DK? Which He Says That It Did However, Sean Says That He's A Little Worried About Han Because DK Is Yakuza, Han Reminds Sean That DK's Uncle Is Yakuza And That All DK Is Just A Kid Playing Gangster In A Storage Room But Like It Or Not He's A Necessary Evil That Keeps His Uncle At Bay Because They're On His Turf And Being Close With DK Gets Him A Discount...
Asking If Han Has Ever Raced DK, Han Tells Sean No, Because There's No Point To It And That If He Was To Do It, It Would Have To Be For Something Very Important Or Why Do It At All And He's Only Letting Sean Race Because He's DK's Kryptonite...
Taking Sean To A Club, They Go Into Another Room, Filled With Women Where They Find Twinkie Before Heading Into Another Room Where The Real Magic Happens...
Han Gives Sean A Red Evo Because He's Representing Him Now, Sean Begins Practicing Drifting However, Sean Keeps Crashing Into Things...
Oy Gevalt, I'm A Japanese Guy And Yet I Sound Jewish Go Figure!...
About To Go To School, He Sees His Dad Working On A Car He Said That He Found, Sean Tells Him That It Has Potential. Which Leads Him To Send Sean Off To School...
With Friends Of Han Getting Sean, They See Some Guy Knocking Around Twinkie Because An Ipod He Got Off Of Him Was Busted...
Giving Him His Ipod To Get Him Off Twinkie's Back, Twinkie Gets Mad At Sean Because He Doesn't Do Refunds Or Exchanges...
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Talking With Sean About What He Did, He Apologizes To Neela About Last Night And She Walks Away...
Later That Night, Han And Sean Watch As Friends Of Theirs Play Soccer Which Leads Sean To Ask How Han Ended Up In Tokyo...
(Han) Ah, You Know The Old Story, Boy Falls For Girl, Boy Ends Up With Girl, Girl Dies Trying To Save Guy's Life...
Asking Han Why He Let Him Race His Car When He Knew He Was Gonna Wreck it...
All He Says Is Why Not? He Has Money (Probably Left Over From The Rio Heist) And It's Trust And Character He Needs Around Him Because Who You Choose To Hang With Lets You Know Who You Are...
Wow, I Hate To Say This About This Movie But That Is So True...
Asking What Han Does Drift For? If Not To Win, He Decides To Show Sean And It Turns Out He Does It To Impress The Ladies....
You Know I'd Like To Know To Know If This Takes Place Immediately After Furious 6 Or A Few Years After Furious 6 Because If Its Immediately After Furious 6, Han Sure Got Over Giselle Quickly...
This Leads To Han Teaching Sean How To Drift By Basically Saying That There's No "Wax On Wax Off" With Drifting, You Just Do It...
But As This Montage Continues We See Sean Moving Out Of His Dad's House And Moving In With Han And Twinkie...
So, With Sean Winning The Race, DK Gives Up His Corolla To Han...
Wow, That's A Burn To Your Ego...
Going Out With Neela, Sean Finds Out That Her Mom Died When She Was 10 And She Came Out To Tokyo When She Finished High School And That All She Knows About Her Mom Is That She Used To Work In A Hostess Bar But After Her Death, DK's Grandmother Took Her In...
Ha, Why Do I Have A Feeling This Is Like How Thanos Adopted Gamora...
Talking About His Family, Sean Tells Neela That His Parents Split Up When He Was 3, And Him And His Mom Moved Around A lot Mainly Because Of Him...
Drifting In The Mountains With Neela, She Takes Sean To A Place She Used To Go To When She Was A Kid, Where Sean Talks About The Day He Got His Driver's License...
The Next Day, DK Punches Sean In The Face, Telling Him To Stay Away From Neela, Seeing Sean's Wounds At School, Neela Confronts DK To Tell Him She's Leaving Because He's An Asshole, Which Leads Him To Say The Classic Villain Phrase Of We're Not So Different, You And I...
Because They're Both The Products Of Screw Ups And If They Hadn't Taken Her In She'd Be Just Like Her Mother But No Matter What DK Says Neela Still Leaves And Moves In With Sean, Han And Twinkie...
Being Visited By His Uncle Yamata, DK Gives Him The Week's Pay Through He's Not Able To Understand Half Of The Paperwork There, But One He Does Know Is That Han Is Stealing From Them, DK Doesn't Believe It At First Stating That If It Was True, He'd Have Caught It Which Then Leads Yamata To Say In His Own Way Deal With It Or Else..,
Visiting Han, DK Is Pissed Off And Ready To Kill Han, Which Leads Twinkie To Lower The Doors, So Han Can Fight And Escape...
With Sean And Neela Getting In One Car And Han In Another, DK And His Cronies Follow Them In A Chase Across The City...
Which Leads To The Crash Heard Around The Entire Fast And Furious Franchise...
And Where Do I Begin To Talk About This Scene?
Red Dot=Sean And Neela
Blue Squiggle=Shaw
Gold ?= Han
First Off, I Know That This Was Just The 3rd Movie And Furious 7 Wasn't In The Blink Of Their Eyes Yet But All I'm Doing Is Giving A Funny Analysis Of A Scene That Was Way Different Then Than What We Know Now And Second, I'm Not Going To Go "Oh, There's No Cross There For Dom To Find" Shaw Could Have Planted That When The Camera Panned Up...
But Now Onto What I Have To Say, Starting With...
Sean Tries To Save Han Just As The Car Explodes!...
First Off, Shaw Would Not Take Any Chances, He Would Hold Sean Back To Make Sure The Car Exploded And That He Got What Wanted Then When Sean Asks Him "Why He Did That?" He Wouldn't Say A Word, He Would Kill Sean By Either Shooting Him Or Breaking His Neck Before Going After Neela Because They Were Witnesses! Then After That He'd Call Dom Saying...
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And Second, As We Get An Up Shot Of Sean And Neela Watching Han's Car Burn, We See That Shaw's Car Is Still There Beside Them! If There's One Thing I Know About Killers It's That They Always Flee The Scene Of The Crime Which Means Shaw Should Be Gone By Now Especially If There's Police Coming!
So, To Finish This Part Off, Shaw's Car Should Have Been Gone After The Job Was Finished And Sean And Neela Should Be Dead Now, This Review's Over, Bye!
Okay, It's Not Over, It Should Be, But It's Not Anyway, Sean Takes Neela To His Dad's Where They're Found By DK Who's Ready To Kill Sean, But Sean's Dad Is About Ready To Do The Same To DK Only For Neela To Say That She'll Go Back With DK If She Spares Sean So, He Does...
Ready To Put Sean On A Plane Home, Sean Tells His Dad That He's Not Running This Time, He Made This Mess, So It's Up To Him To Fix It To Which Dad Gives Him Credit For Trying To Fix His Problems..
With Twinkie Arriving In The Hulk-Mobile, He Tells Sean That Maybe It's Best He Listen To His Dad And Run But Sean Says He Can't, Deciding Instead Solve His Problems By Dealing With The One Person That DK Listens To And Can't Disobey, His Uncle!
Using Cash That Han Gave Him, Sean Manages To Get Into See Yamata By First Apologizing, Saying That Him And His Nephew Have Disrespected Themselves By The Way They've Been Acting And That He Wishes To Offer A Peaceful Solution By Challenging DK To Another Race With The Winner Staying In Tokyo And Loser, Leaving Town, Never To Return...
With Yamata Agreeing To Sean's Terms, Sean Gets To Han's Garage To Build A Car But Unfortunately, They Have Nothing, Police Confiscated Everything, However, They Do Find The Car That Sean Damaged In His First Race Against DK Which Leads Them To Combine What's Left Of That Into The Car His Dad Found..
Wait A Minute! The Hulk Mobile Has Hulk Toys And A Hulk Bobblehead On It's Dash!?! Oh, God, I Am So Glad I Am Done With Hulk Mobile Jokes Because There's A lot More I Could Take From This...
With The Car Built, The Night Of The Race Is Upon Them As Both Contenders Go To The Starting Line...
And I Think We Know What Happens, Yep, Sean Wins The Race And The Title Of DK With Neela Going Back To Him, Takashi Leaves Tokyo Forever And Everything Seems Happily Ever After. However, One Night At The Parking Garage, Twinkie Comes Over To Sean Saying That Someone Who Knows Han Wants To Race Him Saying That Han Was "Family" So Getting In His Car, He Sees A 1970 Charger, Gee, I Wonder Who's Driving It? Yep, Who Else But Good Old Dom...
And We Never Find Out Who Wins. This Movie Is Okay...
While This Film Does Have A Few Good Moments, It's Mainly Outweighed By A lot Of Bad, While The Setting Is Great, I've Seen Tokyo In A Lot Of Movies And TV Shows (More Recently On The Reality Show Better Late Than Never And If You've Got A Brain Please Watch It, It Is The Funniest Show You Will Ever See, It's Not On Tv Now But If You Have Hulu Watch It On There They Have Both Seasons) But Besides Me Doing A Promotion For An NBC Show, The Cast Was Very Bland Only Cast Member That Was Good Was Sung Kang As Han And While Some Of The Cars Were Well Designed Others Like The Hulk Mobile Were Ridiculous So In Other Words, Just Skip This Film And Go Right To Furious 7 Cause, You'll Be A Lot Happier If You Do...
Till Next Time, This Is Duke, Signing Off...
#The Fast And The Furious Tokyo Drift#lucas black#the fast and the furious#vin diseal#Zachery Ty Bryan
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