#i don't know what to do with my life

[ilis-boris]

i hate your friends.

cw blood !!

[sparks-olivarpente]

The Merc with a Beak

by @jenetica

Summary:

Wade Wilson is the best merc in the business, and he knows it. When he crosses the wrong kind of withered old lady—the magic kind—she curses him to regret his cockiness in the most literal way possible: By turning him into a cock. A rooster. A male hen, of the chicken variety. Peter Parker, grieving the loss of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, needs a change. That's what his grief counselor says, anyway. So he makes an impulsive and massive one: He buys a farm. He doesn't mean for it to turn in a rescue for broken things, he just... he can't help but love the animals that no one else wants. Thus, when he overhears a greasy, crude asshole trying to pawn off a rooster in the middle of a farmer's market, he doesn't hesitate. But there's something wrong with this rooster. It doesn't crow at sunrise—which is the only thing Peter expects a rooster would do—but it does holler its tail off whenever Peter bends over. And it follows him around and clucks like it's talking to him. And it's weirdly good at killing the vermin around the house. There's a mystery afoot. Peter's going to get to the bottom of it. (The Beauty and the Beast!AU you never knew you needed.)

The Promised Land

by @jenetica too

Summary:

Ugly, lonely, and depressed, Wade Wilson has all but resigned himself to a life of solitude. But when a glory hole place called The Promised Land (the "Home of the Holy") opens up, Wade discovers a way he might be able to find some intimacy without traumatizing anyone with the sight of his skin. Enter Peter, the sassy, sweet sex worker who has a perfect ass and an even better sense of humor. They might (might!) be even better than Spidey's. ~*~*~ Yes. This is 100% the glory hole + identity porn love story no one asked for. It's a smutty, angsty, fluffy, funny rollercoaster. Please read the tags!

[onelittleunicorn]

Ok so Epic just ended and my tears won't stop so I'm just gonna think about it all night because I don't know what to do with all of this love and sadness I've got

[fearfuldog]

Guys my phone broke and all my photos and videos are gone. I'm probably not gonna be active for a while trying to figure out how to fix this, if any of you know how to transfer data to another phone without being able to use the phone your transferring the data from, please help me

I had so many clips of different Cabaret productions 😭😭😭

[halamshiral]

actual representation of today:

[foggylovesblog]

:'[ (I did my best, okay?) (credits to the respective image accounts.)

[biancanofep]

Who's your godly parent?

[lr31o]

i didn't think i'd get emotional over Oldies Station after not thinking much of it the first time around. they hit so much harder when you're pushing 30 and you're still alive somehow. it's bittersweet

[jjlriya]

No les pasa que van a la peluquería y en vez de cortarles el pelo les cortan la cabeza? A mí me pasa muy seguido, de hecho me pasó mañana. 😱

Just my friend having some fun like the mature teenager he is.

[bordelz]

I was scrolling threw my sisters instagram, searching a gift idea.

I just bursted in tears at the idea of "I wish I was a normal person like you"

Maybe I'm not so fine.

[larascorner]

I've been going through a quarter life crisis for over a year, how long will it last?

[gayforhotwoman]

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[asuitsuyu9]

night time thinking

so last night i should've go out on a "date" with this one guy that i thought i had a crush on and when he overslept and couldn't meet me i was happy bc i felt uncomfortable to do so (he is nice guy and i really like to talk w/ him).

so this lead me to my exploration of aromantic spectrum and i never felt something more relatable than what i've read. but my friend thinks that i just have a trauma from my mom's side of family divorces and this all is just mixing up in my head and now i can't understand myself. something that i never had experienced in my life cause i always knew that gender doesn't bother me when i'm thinking about dates but what bothers me is that i just don't wanna have a relationship while everyone else in my life says that i will find my so-called true love. maybe im thinking about having someone i could kiss or have a strong bond but in reality when it comes to actions? nuh bro, i'll pass.

so now im really confused and don't know what to do with this date, with my life and with all these uncertainties..

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[seperhim]

Some people out here having elaborate plans for their career path while mine is just:

Option 1: become environmental scientist

Option 2: become librarian

If all else fails:

Comedian