#i don't go to sf very often anymore but the last time I took it I think it was actually exactly 7 minutes late and I didn't evem register i

[auroras-void]

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What if one day Fell bros SF sans s/o died but the skeletons don't know about it yet, s/o's twin sibling pretend to be s/o(same haircut&clothes, practice habits,attitude)asking the skeleton if they can get back together, they tell the skeleton that sibling went to travel the world, if the skeletons found out what happen, siblings cries and tell them that after s/o and the skeleton had a fight/break up, s/o become sad, got sick and died, their last wish was hoping the skeleton would forgive them.

{ This is very interesting and creepy in its way, I like it :’D I put also our dear Rus so we have all the couples of brothers! }

❌  Reddy ;

Your behaviour, after all these days, was different from your usual and Sans could not understand the reason why you acted so strangely. He has not seen you from two weeks because you were with you twin for an urgent work trip. Since it was your job, you could not contact him so much and the two of you tried to communicate during the nights before the bed time. They were only two weeks and he could survive without you for two weeks, it was not a tragedy and he wanted to say sorry for how he acted last time. After your return, he noticed something in you changed, he could appear careless all the time but he knew you very well to understand if something was wrong. It did not seem a bad thing because you kept smiling, acting so gentle and sweet with him… Maybe a little too kind because you did not lecture him for his laziness. You were used to scream at him every time you found him asleep on the couch when he should have done some duties and it was a sort of ritual between the two of you. Since you came back from your trip, you have never lectured him, saying that he could relax and you would have done his entire jobs because you loved him so much… It was weird, not the fact that you loved him but the way you said it and the way you behaved. It was unusual and it was like you became another person, someone he could not recognize. In fact, it was not you, it was your sibling and your sibling could not know how you behaved with Sans and how your love life was. Sans understood the trick the moment he noticed a little detail about your new self. The way you called him, you usually used silly nicknames and you stopped to practice this habit. The terrible things Sans lived in his life have taught him to distrust persons and life was able to surprise us all the time with the strangest things.One day, Sans asked to have a conversation with you –who was supposed to be you-. He could not suppose you were your sibling, he only had a bad feeling that made him nervous.Then, when your sibling explained him the awful truth, Sans was shocked and it was just a horrible prank… This situation was too abnormal to be real, and he refused to believe it!First, how could your sibling take your place like this, tricking him in this way? Second, why didn’t you tell him that you were sick? How could you?  He was ready to help you, standing by your side until your last breath. He felt so bad and offended even if you were dead it was not correct and you did not trust him enough if you did not tell him it. You thought he was so stupid not to find it out, and your sibling has treated him like an idiot until now. It was not a decent behaviour and with what kind of respect your sibling pretended to be you. To be a dead person. No, Sans could not forget and he was unsure if he could forgive. He felt so hurt because of your dead and because of the way your sibling treated him, and you did not trust him enough and maybe he was not so important for you to tell him about your health.

❌ The Edge Lord ;

Everyone knew his personality was aggressive and harsh and he often said things he did not mean and sometimes he did not think before he opened his mouth to say some bullshit.Then, because of his pride, he was not the one to apologise first and he waited for your move… Until it was too late because you were dead and he was unaware of it.You came back home and everything seemed normal, he did not notice your sibling took your place and for months he assumed you were yourself but Papyrus kept acting cold with you because he did not forget and he wanted to hear your apologies for that famous fight. Maybe you were prouder than he was and this game could last forever until this earth became a desert.Your sibling was the one who lost their patience and said to Papyrus that the two of them had to talk about an important issue. Papyrus seemed surprised but very content because finally you gave up making amend because he was getting sick about this situation, since it lasted too much!The argument was not the one Papyrus supposed because your sibling confessed to him the most absurd thing of the existence saying that you were dead during a trip and your sibling pretended to be you for reason unknown to him. Anyway, it seemed that famous fight was one of the reasons.Papyrus did not know what to think about it and he pushed your twin away because he did not want strangers in his house and, now that he noticed them with more attention, he found out the differences even if they were so little and hidden. He did not want to see your sibling anymore and he did not care about their explications. He felt hurt and betrayed because you were his mate and you should have told him the truth about your health, that you were so sick. He might be rude, egocentric and severe but he was able to understand a delicate situation and it was as if your sibling had offended his intellect. Real life was not a movie and none had the right to treat a person in this way, not even a person like Papyrus.Then, it was a very important issue, you were dead and he had to know something like this. He felt so guilty because he should have stayed by your side during your sufferance. Nothing could be more important than you, no fights or worries, what was truly mattered was your health but it was too late.

❌ Blackberry ;

Just like Edge, he was not the first to say sorry and he was so proud and insolent.Sans had so many problems with social relationships and he was incapable to understand people and to communicate with them so he believed you were still alive and it was not your sibling. He did not even remember you have a twin, so this suspect has never crossed his mind.Sometimes, he noticed you acted weird but he supposed you were still angry for that fight and maybe he was mad too and he wanted to make amend with you even if he did not admit and his behaviour was cold and rude. Your sibling was sick of his childish and stupid actions because he often treated them as if they were shit thinking they were you and all was going wrong. All was wrong for this guy.After a while, your twin took the courage they needed, because they were afraid Sans could act violent because he was not a pacifistic person and he did not think twice attacking someone without mercy. This plan was crazy and your sibling regretted so much to have told this lie and maybe they had to tell to Sans that awful truth from the very start and now they were not risking their life trying to have a conversation with a crazy skeleton. Sans did not believe his ears and it was just a horrid prank to make amend with him, right? What the fuck? His vision became black and he threw a bone against your twin but it did not hit them, and it just touched them softly because Sans wanted to know the truth but a cadaver could not speak to him so they had to live until they were useful for his purpose. Your sibling explained what happened to you between their tears and they were shocked and scared. When they told to him that you were gone, his soul lost a beat and a scar compared on it that would have been eternal. He was paralyzed, for several minutes he stayed silent and confused and your sibling took this opportunity to run away, afraid that Sans could kill them when he woke up from this trance. His life changed radically after this revelation and he did not know what to believe because reality seemed fake and he was unable to recognize it. What was true and what was false, he did not know. Everything was a mess, it was like a show of horror!

❌ Rus ;

It was not a problem for Papyrus to be the one to say sorry because he truly hated to be mad at you but he hated the most when you were mad at him. It was something he could not handle and he felt so alone without you. When you returned, he was so happy and he was ready to start again this relationship if it was not for that little detail that this person was not you. None was able to trick Papyrus and your sibling should have known it very well, it was obvious they did not know this skeleton so much. He knew you very well, all your behaviours, the way you smiled at him when he said a joke or the way your voice got higher when you were angry or when you were sad and your eyes became so wet but you did not want to cry and all your flaws and all the things that made you perfect in his eyes. He recognised everything, he found it out the moment you acted like a stranger.  The first question he asked to that person was “who are you?”, and your sibling was shocked about his power of observation because it was incredible but he was just very smart.Then, your sibling was forced to say the truth and they confessed their plan to Papyrus, that they wanted to take your place and Papyrus wanted to spit in their eye because it was crazy! How could someone do this to their own twin? With what respect and decency? No, for Papyrus was unbelievable and he screamed to them to go away before he could act more violent than he desired because the thought that you were dead for an illness made him madder and instable. He felt dead as well and he lost his sanity, his self-control was missing even if he did not want to hurt anybody but his rage was uncontrollable. No way he could heal from this pains so easily and without you he did not know what to do with his miserable life. Papyrus ignored the fact that your sibling acted like a piece of shit and you hid to him something so important because the revelation that you were gone was the nightmare he refused to live.