#i don't fat shame normally but i will 100% fat shame that bitch to the point of body dysmorphia and hope she suffers horribly in the future

[saintsarefake]

tiktok and tumblr stop stalking the ex victim of a stalker to send him photos of his stalker and re-traumatize him challenge

[absurdthirst]

Hello keri happy new year your writing kept me sane through last year❤ HOT TEA☕ my friend is back at it again with the pedro pascal thirst shaming, she says stuff along the lines of 'why don't you like someone with less of a dad bod' 'he's so old and he looks fat' etc. First off looks aren't everything personality dominates over that, second i am into way older guys for multiple reasons and BITCH HAVE YOU SEEN PEDRO PASCAL HE'S A WHOLE DADDY. I am so done with her remarks i cannot.

So me and your “friend” are about to go fight in the fucking parking lot.

There is a lot wrong with her comments.

1) He’s 45. He’s 4 years and 4 months from 50. Is he supposed to look like a spring chicken with no laugh lines or indicators of age? Go fuck yourself.

2) Dad bod. I know he makes this claim. But I’m going to be honest. He doesn’t have a fucking dad bod. He has a tiny bit of a belly that is just a bit more obvious because he has a naturally lean frame. The man, AGAIN, is 45 fucking years old. Is he supposed to have the body of a Greek God? I find it refreshing that he’s not out there killing himself and depriving his body of the few pleasures in life to uphold some ridiculous standard. Go fuck yourself.

3) He looks fat? So there was some chubbiness to his cheeks in his WW84 role, I will admit that. But fat? No. AT MOST this man’s heaviest was probably 175??? Maybe. He’s fucking 5’11” that’s within normal height weight standards for a man. I’m sorry he doesn’t look like a scrawny ass tween, but again, 45 year old man. His pictures from NYE show a healthy man in my opinion. Go fuck yourself

4) Shaming you for who you find attractive. That’s not a good friend. It’s one thing to playfully tease. I get that we all bust our friends balls occasionally. But my own HUSBAND doesn’t shame me for my crush on Pedro. Fuck your friend for saying shit like that. Everyone’s standards of beauty or attraction are different. And my straight ass husband will be the first one to admit that Pedro is an attractive man. Go fuck yourself.

5) What you said is 100% correct. The personality of a person is one of their most attractive features. There is a man who is well read, thoughtful and searching for deeper meaning, who cherishes the relationships that he has and will have over monetary gain or fame, who is socially conscious and who is just seemingly sweet and playful. (With a dirty sense of humor) JESUS CHRIST that puts him on the painfully attractive scale. Not just hot but SUPER HOT. Go fuck yourself.

6) If your friend is going to base liking someone on their looks and body she is in for a rude fucking awakening. Beauty fades, bodies change. People get older, it’s a fucking fact of life.

In conclusion, your friend seems like a shallow, shitty person and I invite her to go fuck herself.

[punkscowardschampions]

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