#i don't even smoke

[missm0rgue]

Happy 4/20 to everyone who celebrates 💚💚

[cuthechicane]

me every single monday of my life: i need a cigarette

[othwyn]

My nickname for Minthara is Marlboro Menthol 100s because she's terrible for you but incredibly addictive.

[drakonovisny]

fuckkk i want a cig

[antifragi1e]

got brat lighters

[wildbluesorbit]

I know most find the habit disgusting but I so often daydream of what it might be to curl around this man after a long day and take in his ember aroma and taste his smoky kisses.

[kay-elle-cee]

jesus fucking christ i feel like i need a cigarette after that succession episode

[spoonyruncible]

So, going into work tonight I, quite by accident did the one thing every adult (quite rightly) told me to never ever do.

I don't even know how to explain why I did this. The train had been a half hour late so I was already way behind, even though I'd texted my coworker and warned him about it. The train was actively so late that when it arrived people applauded.

So, there I am, at Union Station at midnight, hobbling down the sidewalk on my little crutch when a woman gestures for me to hold out my hand. She had a fistful of.... something. It was very dark. And I.... Look, y'all, I would be so easy to murder. I held out my hand.

"Peppermints!" she said, "For you!" and dropped about a dozen peppermints into my hand. To be clear, this was the dead of night in a very sketchy part of town.

"Thank you! How wonderful!" I said, genuinely delighted.

There was already a peppermint in my mouth before I realized I'd broken that single cardinal rule hammered into my brain from earliest childhood. I had taken candy from a stranger.

[liannaedgelord]

prayer request for the guy at the bus stop who just chugged a whole bottle of one of those concentrated weed drinks and announced "i've never tried one of these before!"

may he have a peaceful and blessed 4/20

[wenumsmol]

Me knowing it's not possible to have this man inside me irl and trying to cope:

‘U like the way I fuck cuz I get rough’

Niharikajetty twitter

[bigtidtybitch]

I Want a Cigarette So Bad

[existential-dread-in-the-am]

I'm out of cigarettes damn if

[hauntingoldhouses]

*sigh* i need a cig

[screechingcollectivechorus]

Full dildo bong. Like such that you can use it while you smoke from it. The bowl is in the dildo part, so the bubbles make it shake.

if you were a skilled glassblower what bong would you make that doesnt currently exist

I THINK I COULD CREATE THE BONG OF CHANGE

[frogkki]

I need a cigarette real bad rn

[marzipanandminutiae]

what's with the weird glorification of smoking that's come back lately

like

I've seen so many posts that paint opposing smoking as some impossibly Loser-ish or puritanical stance and I really don't get it

it makes you, your house, and your clothing stink, destroys your teeth, and gives you lung cancer. opposing it is. Correct. obviously addiction is very complicated and quitting can be hard, but just saying "smoking is gross and harmful as a practice (including vaping)" is True and Right actually

some of you have never grown up hearing about how some beloved family member died a slow, agonized, wasting death of smoking-induced cancer, or watching it firsthand for yourself, and it shows