#i don't even smoke
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Happy 4/20 to everyone who celebrates 💚💚
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putting out cigarettes on my retarded husband to hear him whine in misery his ass is polka-dotted by now
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Working with the same people in close quarters for months at a time is like yeah, of course I'd jump overboard into shark infested waters to save your life. I'd also just as readily trade you for a single can of coca cola and half a cigarette.
#i don't even smoke#tbh it's doing wonders for my moral scrupulosity ocd because I hate and love these people in equal measure#shades of grey and whatever
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u guys have NO idea what happens omfg
I had suspicions but OMG u have no idea.
I CAnt,
I'm weeping, im wheezing, lying on the floor, got a comfort hug from roomy already
I start posting tomorrow
#the witcher 3: the war#vernon roche#iorveth#iorveth x roche#they're cannon between the lines#122 pages to go#not gonna sleep tonight#must finish#oh what Iorveth JUST DID#I needed a cigarette#I don't even smoke
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me every single monday of my life: i need a cigarette
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My nickname for Minthara is Marlboro Menthol 100s because she's terrible for you but incredibly addictive.
#it just started with me calling her “my pack of menthols”#I don't even smoke#I've never really smoked#I just#minthara baenre#bg3
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fuckkk i want a cig
#i don't even smoke#i just want one#i should buy a pack and carry it around in case any cool hot people around me ask for a cig#and i need to get one of those cool old styled lighters to light it for them#...#i think i sidetracked a bit#anyway i want a smoke
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I know most find the habit disgusting but I so often daydream of what it might be to curl around this man after a long day and take in his ember aroma and taste his smoky kisses.
#mid jakedown#please don't judge me#i don't even smoke#howling at the moon#jake kiszka#greta van fleet#gvf
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jesus fucking christ i feel like i need a cigarette after that succession episode
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I Want a Cigarette So Bad
#i don't even smoke#i'm like pre-addicted or something#gonna order some hemp ciggies just to have something cig-shaped to smoke
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*sigh* i need a cig
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I'd give him a cigarette
sometimes i'll be like yeah im totally over tma
and then ill hear the words "fish market" and immediately just
#I don't even smoke#or vape#wait#imagine some kid tried to offer up a vape#that would go down differently#i think
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what's with the weird glorification of smoking that's come back lately
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I've seen so many posts that paint opposing smoking as some impossibly Loser-ish or puritanical stance and I really don't get it
it makes you, your house, and your clothing stink, destroys your teeth, and gives you lung cancer. opposing it is. Correct. obviously addiction is very complicated and quitting can be hard, but just saying "smoking is gross and harmful as a practice (including vaping)" is True and Right actually
some of you have never grown up hearing about how some beloved family member died a slow, agonized, wasting death of smoking-induced cancer, or watching it firsthand for yourself, and it shows
#anti smoking#'omg the kids don't smoke anymore so sad!!! sharing a smoke is sociable and Good Old-Fashioned Friendship!!!'#what are you even talking about#I don't care how cool it looks or how ingrained it is in the culture wherever you live#it's BAD. I thought we all KNEW AND AGREED ON THIS#not bad like 'well don't do it to excess and you'll probably be fine' a la drinking- though that has its own issues#and we're way too cavalier about them#but bad like 'no part of doing this in any amount is anything but terrible for your health'
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Happy Out of Touch Thursday the 4/20th to all who celebrate!
#Out of Touch Thursday#420memes#the simpsons#I don't even smoke just what are the odds of all three happening at once?#tw drugs
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