#i don't even remember his surname lmao what a bozo

[laulo821]

david and maxime

twink & bear, childhood friends to enemies to lovers... they did it all... good ol time before i nuked david out of existence. my sweet emoest child, rip bozo

ok so going on about their old story (no longer canon AT ALL.)

david kinda was a creepypasta oc? but the weird kind. he was jason the toymaker and candy pop's child (hashtag rate my creepypasta ships) made by zalgo for them. but at some point he ran away slash got lost to the human world where he was rescued in a big house of weirdos welcoming weirdos

and in that house was maxime, who became an orphan during his childhood (his single mother died in a car accident) so his godfather charles took in him and he lived in that house. charles was my ex's oc and MY BIG CRUSH fr i still love him... so sad my ex hates me & cockblocks me anyways

so yea david & maxime became friends because children of the same age group. also complementary (david being hyper and rebellious, maxime being a bookworm and obedient)

funfacts about them:

david fell first during like highschool and put a cute love letter in maxime's locker

david was lowkey yandere with maxime (some girl had a crush on maxime and david was so jealous he tried to KILL HER (he had a big ass hammer that changed into a big ass double-edged axe) but maxime got in-between and frickin lost his arm

no way... david got blue hair and pronouns...

also david make his hat by himself. charles is a hatter so he spent time with him (making friends with his crush's godfather, typical). same for his name on the back of his jacket

he wears a universe contact on his left eye (not his right one, it's hidden behind the hair)

david was "born" with a star-shaped tattoo on his right cheek but he grew a bit embarrassed of it and tattooed a tear on his left cheek to be tough like prisonners each time they kill someone (david's killcount: 0. pussy)

david was jew

david had powers (flight as illustrated) and could mimick one's magical powers if he had their explicit consent (iirc, he had to ask a question like "can i borrow your powers" and the lender had to say yes. so there was leeway for him to trick the lender into saying yes)

when mimicking one's magic, david's physique and clothes changed to also mimick the lender's colour palette/clothes. also his mimicked magical powers were half as powerful as the lender's but he's able to mimick STRONG beings too

not much about maxime he's just a dude ig

maxime is my plushie and my forever crush

ah yes. he had brown eyes when born but has a Disease which turned his right eye green and now he's myopic. rip bozo

he's always dressed formally

maxime's greysexual. david's hypersexual. good match

anyways that's it ig. say hip hip hurray for david's sake