#i don't even know if Stellar can have kids by traditional means or not

[emthimofnight]

Hypothetical designs for Stellar (sonadow fankid) and Camellia's (blazamy fankid) kiddos!! I tried to blend in traits from the grandparents, too.

[hellishdeer]

Live reactions and ramblings about the two final episodes of Hazbin Hotel

Warnings: SPOILERS!!! Same as the other two posts, Incoherent, unfiltered thoughts, I wrote them as I was watching. Most of them are in chronological order, but not all. It's also longer than the others, since It's the finale 💀

EPISODE 7:

Everybody already knows Vaggie is an angel?! I thought she would still try to keep it on the down low after coming back, but hey, good for her!

SIR PENTIOUS PETTING KEEKEE 😭❤️

Charlie has hooves :00

Alastor just kicking his feet please- 💀 why is he so babygirl coded

"Just because you see a smile, don't think you know what's going on underneath." This entire piece of dialogue might be on of my new favorite Alastor moments ngl

ALASTOR ONLY OFFERED HIS INFORMATION IN EXCHANGE FOR A DEAL WITH CHARLIE I FUCKING CALLED IT-

THE DEAL MAKING SCENE OOOOO

"What's that you said about smiles?" "Good girl :)" The head pat I can't- 😭

"Bank accounts are scam created by the shadow-goverment!" 💀

Alastor listening to Charlie vent :'D he seems so fucking done

"Come on now Alastor, she's much too young for you! Just kidding, I know you're an ace in the hole!" "A what now?" I ADORE ROSIE ALREADY

"Tell Auntie Rosie what she can do for you!" 🥹❤️

"Susan, who's a bit of a..." "Ornery old bitch?" Alastor has stopped holding back all together, huh? 💀

CARMILLA FIGHTING BY KICKING WITH HER ARMS BEHIND HER BACK YOOOOOO-

"You have an X over your eye, and you wield an angelic spear. It's not exactly rocket science." The entire Hazbin fandom:

CARMILLA'S SHOES ARE ANGELIC STEEL?!??! I mean duh but

The dance choreography in "Out of Love" is goddamn stellar!!

VAGGIE'S WINGS LET'S GOOOOOOOO-

The entire scene with Rosie talking to Charlie, she's such a fucking sweetheart and one of my new favorites!! ❤️

Alastor letting Charlie borrow his microphone!!!

"She's bound to pass the test as the princess of Hell!" There's a test??? Hopefully I'm taking this too literally, because otherwise there is a lot of new unanswered questions 💀

"She's filled with potential that I could guide!" ..Is anyone really surprised at this point?

THEY ALL STAYED AND FORTIFIED THE HOTEL I'M SOBBING-

EPISODE 8:

"Oh Alastor, I can't wait to see you get fucked!" Vox sweetie, do you even know who you're talking about?

GENERAL PENTIOUS!!!! HE LOOKS SO GOOD OH MY GOD 😭❤️

Even getting off a random ass pole, Angel has to do it in style :'D

Cherri Bomb is there too, hell yeah!!

Cherri ffs, can you at least pretend to care about Charlie's speech 💀

"An enjoyable collective to be around, I admit one could get accustomed.." OH MY GOD????

THE KING OF ROACHES 😭😭❤️ I need to draw it at some point

ANGEL WANTING TO SPEND HIS POSSIBLY FINAL NIGHT ALIVE WITH HUSK AT THE BAR I-

SIR PENTIOUS TRYING TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" TO CHERRI BOMB Cherri if you don't want him I'll take him!!

THEY MADE THE TWO DICKS THING CANON WHAT- 💀

Charlie being afraid of loosing all of her friends :(

"MORE THAN ANYTHING (REPRISE)" *quiet sobbing*

Even Adam thinks Lute should chill the fuck out :'D

EVERYBODY'S BATTLE OUTFITS, ESPECIALLY CHARLIE'S AND VAGGIE'S :OO

"Let the slaughter begin." CHILLS.

NIFTY STABBING THE CORPSES 😭😭

"I'm about to end your fucking life." FUCK 👏 HIM 👏 UP 👏 ALASTOR

THE ENTIRE FIGHT BETWEEN ALASTOR AND ADAM my 15 year old self is having a stroke

HE BROKE ALASTOR'S FUCKING MICROPHONE?!??!!?

"Radio is not dead, but it is ending this broadcast.." Even when retreating from the battlefield, he does so with class, I love him so much-

Charlie apologizing to the angles as she's fighting them, this girl-

THE KISS!!! THE SCREAM I SCREAMT.

On a more serious note I really hope that Cherrisnake won't develop further than this. They have clearly very different needs and wants, that I can't see mixing together very well. Cherri enjoys being free and doing as she pleases, with nothing tying her down, whereas Sir Pentious seems more traditional. It's also kind of shallow on both ends, Sir Pentious developing a crush seemingly out of no where, because "ooo hot lady!" and Cherri only being actually interested in sleeping with him after finding out he supposedly has two dicks.. :/

THEY FUCKING KILLED SIR PENTIOUS AND IN SUCH AN ANTI-CLIMATIC WAY FUCK YOU ADAM??!? I kinda saw this coming after it was said Angel wasn't the one to die but

RAZZLE AND DAZZLE TURNING INTO DRAGONS LET'S GOOO!! FUCK THEM UP GIRLS!!

THE FIGHT BETWEEN LUTE AND VAGGIE IS STRAIGHT UP BRUTAL OH GOD-

Charlie's devil tail :0

LUTE RIPPING HERSELF FREE FROM THE RUBBLE I'm just straight up terrified of her at this point

LUCIFER?!!? LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!!!!

"Sorry I wasn't here sooner." YEAH ME TOO BECAUSE MY FAVORITE CHARACTER MIGHT STILL BE ALIVE IF YOU DID 🙃 But seriously where was he??? Surely he had heard about his daughter going to war against HEAVEN????

IT WAS A MASK??? I love how Adam just looks like.. a guy.

Lucifer not taking the fight at all seriously, I love him :'D

FATHER/DAUGHTER TAG TEAM WOOOO!! GET FUCKED ADAM.

NIFTY KILLED ADAM???!!? I'M SO PROUD OF YOU GIRL!!!! ❤️👏

BAXTER??? IS THAT YOU????

Nifty just zoning out during the TV interview, I love when jokes go full circle :D

THE "HAPPY FIRST WEEK SIR PENTIOUS" BANNER. I'M.. VIOLENTLY ILL. SOBBING. THROWING UP. CURLING UP INTO A BALL-

ALASTOR'S PART IN THE FINALE SONG. I got some serious chills. He looked actually frantic, only for him to pop up later, pretending like nothing is wrong, he's such a good character oh my god???

THE MEMORIAL FOR SIR PENTIOUS. I GET IT. STOP TWISTING THE KNIFE IN THE WOUND IM BEGGING YOU-

SIR PENTIOUS MADE IT TO HEAVEN I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW, HE LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL 😭❤️ VIV DON'T EVER SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN OR I SWEAR- I also love Emily's and Sera's reactions to him pffft

LILITH HAS BEEN IN HEAVEN THIS ENTIRE TIME??? HUH????

I... feel like I'm going to combust. There was so much new information.. I need to go lay down and sleep for like a day.. or two 🙃

[ekebolou]

Been watching the wonderful Blumineck and started thinking about archery in the Kostas world. Like, the boys are learning martial skills, are they good archers? and the answer is NO. ARCHERY IS UNDIGNIFIED AND FOR THE POORS (in the Kostas world)

Is this a stupid attitude for the culture to have? Yes.

Are there archers in the military in Kostas? Yes, absolutely. Crossbowmen, in fact. Remember they've artificially halted their development of black powder weapons with the Ban (lol, just kidding, everyone is secretly violating the ban, they just can't use it in real battles).

Bows are sneaky. They kill an enemy from far away, quite quietly. It's all very contrary to warrior-ly confrontation. What's more, they're common - people use them to hunt, so every country bumpkin can in some sense use a bow. It's not cool.

This is very Agincourt, by the way. That's about the attitude. In a culture with a very unsettled (because coup) relationship between classes, it's unusual to have something persist, because it's unusual for the military and the nobility to agree. The military does usually default more towards the practical, and uses the shit out of whatever long-range weaponry they can sneak onto the field, but they also are buttering their bread with large groups of individuals meeting in hand-to-hand combat. An archer is of practical, tactical use, but your officers aren't learning that shit (some of them already know, of course, but it's not cool to admit that).

It's actually kind of an element of controversy that Prince Diarmaid is so into hunting. Because he likes bow hunting (there are guys out there with boar spears and crap, but that's a great way to start a succession crisis). So the double entendre about his 'hunting' being related to his sexual activities is a kind of weird way of excusing his interest in hunting (and exaggerates the degree to which he's out there actually fucking). BUT ALSO - the Capitol was originally a hunting palace. The royal family has a long history of being weird and into hunting, which of course means it's kind of their monopoly in the upper ranks. THEY get to hunt. YOU, wee baron, don't.

Again, doesn't mean nobility are out here never touching a bow. archery is too practical and useful (and fun) a skill to be neglected in a widespread way. It's just not cool. Bragging about or organizing social events around hunting/archery would be like bragging about being able to slice perfectly even slices of bread. Like, that's great, but why did you tell the court?

Midraeic tradition is entirely different - it's a point of pride going way back to their desert days to be good hunters and archers, but it's an element of their culture that has been worn down by disenfranchisement in Ainjir. So it's still very present in old art and writing, and in phrases passed down, but it's not widely practiced in the way it used to be. They're just gonna raise some goats if they want some meat, because wandering around on Ainjir land, alone or in armed groups, is a great way to get identified as a problem.

So neither Cole nor Nika are stellar archers. They don't have the specific skills and musculature that it takes to be good at it, and haven't practiced very much. The vast majority of archery in the military is crossbow use, but these corps of soldiers aren't very well respected. There are areas where horseback archery (like the place I forget the name of at the moment, where there's a kind of arroyo + flat dry plains environment) is well practiced and prominent, but this is a kind of special cultural enclave. Mostly, the Ainjir will turn to guerilla tactics that obviate the greatest benefits of archery, because mostly they're able to do that with their terrain (they got a lot of thick forests, hills and mountains that make sight lines sometimes difficult to establish) - except when it comes to Adineh. Which is why they're always such a threat.