#i don't even have a mother (this is funny. because my source oc never got any interaction with parents)

[schadenfreudich]

I should stop reading example sentences on Duden. Like, who calls their mother "Mutti"?

[a-queer-query]

My OC's As Incorrect Quotes, Conveniently Cut Off For Your Scrolling Needs Because This Is A Lot.

Hades: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Chija: Okay, but in my defense, August bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.

Hades: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

//

Hades: Dammit, Osiris!

Osiris: What? It wasn't me!

Hades: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Chija!

Chija: Not me either.

Hades: Oh... then who set the house on fire?

May: *whistles*

//

Venus: So are we flirting right now?

May: I am literally stabbing you.

Venus: That doesn't answer my question

//

*squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*

Chija: Thanks fam!

Oliver: Oh no.

Venus: *cries* I love you too

Hades: Sounds fake but okay.

August: *a flustered mess*

Osiris: Can I get a refund?

//

Osiris: Isn't weird that we pay money to see other people?

Venus: Plane tickets?

Oliver: Concert tickets?

Chija: Prostitution?

Osiris, hold her broken frames: Glasses.

//

Oliver: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Venus: Several traffic violations.

Chija: Three counts of resisting arrest.

August: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Osiris: Also, that's not our car.

//

Oliver: Hey Venus? Can I get some dating advice?

Venus: Just because I'm with Osiris doesn't mean I know how I did it.

//

Osiris: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually sever psychological distress.

//

Hades, about Osiris: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.

Chija: Are we stealing them?

Oliver: New or used?

Venus: Wonderful responses, both of you.

//

Venus: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!

Chija: Tubular AF!

August: Mood to the max!

Hades,annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.

Osiris, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.

//

Osiris: Nothing in life is free.

Venus: Love is free!

Oliver: Adventure is free.

Hades: Knowledge is free.

August: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

//

May: *screams*

Osiris: *screams louder to establish dominance*

Venus: Should we do something?

Hades: No, I want to see who wins.

//

Chija: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Hades: You're a hazard to society.

Osiris: And a coward. Do twenty.

//

Chija: Are you sure this is the right direction?

May: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Osiris: In that case, we're definitely lost.

//

Venus, going over Osiris's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.

Osiris: Yes.

Venus: Okay... may I know what you create?

Osiris: Problems.

//

Osiris: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you.

//

August: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Hades: I do have a sense of humour you know.

August: I've never heard you laugh before.

Hades: I've never heard you say anything funny.

//

Venus: Good morning.

Hades: Good morning.

Oliver: Good morning.

August: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Chija: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

//

Venus: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Osiris: Yeah! Locally sources, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

//

Osiris: What am I doing wrong?

Hades: Do you want me to answer as a friend or a therapist?

Osiris: As a friend.

Hades: See a therapist.

//

Random person, forced to work with the group: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Hades: Oh, we've had worse.

//

Oliver: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment... at all?

Osiris: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

//

May: I find it very unseemly of Venus to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?

Chija: Die. Let's find out.

//

August: You think you're smart than everyone else.

Hades: I don't think I'm smart than everyone else, I know I am.

//

May: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.

Chija: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that then showing up again.

//

August: I may be antisocial and unattractive...

Oliver:... But?

August: That's all.

//

Venus: You need to react when people cry!

Osiris: I did. I rolled my eyes.

//

May: I'm useless.

Hades: Nah, you aren't.

Hades: You can be used as a bad example.

//

Oliver: Hey, can you hold this for me?

Chija: This is your hand...

Oliver: Yeah.

//

Venus: Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three.

Venus: One, two, three.

Venus:

May:

Venus: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

//

Chija: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

Hades: Please never become a surgeon.

//

Osiris: You read my diary?!

Venus: At first, I didn't know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

//

Hades: You're smiling, did something good happen?

Osiris: I can't smile just because I feel like it?

Oliver: May tripped and fell in the parking lot.

//

August: Things have actually been going really well with Osiris. Our friendship is at a really good place.

August: Last week I said, "Did you know the weiner dog is neither a weiner nor a dog?" And instead of saying, "Shut up August," she said, "okay."

//

Random person: Excuse me, who is in charge here?

Oliver: Usually it's whoever yells the loudest.

//

May, to Osiris: I dare you to-

Chija: Osiris isn't allowed to accept dares.

Osiris: Apparently I have "no regard for my personal safety."

//

Oliver: I want someone to take me out.

Chija: Like on a date or with a gun?

Oliver: Surprise me.

//

Venus: You will machete through this!

Venus: *make it

Venus: Do not machete your way through this.

Osiris: Too late.

//

Oliver: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.

Oliver: *cuts piece of cake*

May:... can I have some?

Oliver: Cake is for talkers.

//

Chija: *signs a legal documents with a glitter gel pen*

//

Osiris: Did Venus just tell me she loved me for the first time?

Hades: Yeah.

Osiris: And did I do finger guns back?

Hades: Yeah, you did.

//

Hades: I am at a loss for words!

Chija, telling Venus later: Despite being lost for words, Hades yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

//

August: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?

Osiris: I never had one.

August: An imagination or a childhood?

//

Oliver: Time sensitive question, how flirt boy.

Chija: Throw rocks at he

Venus: Hot dog.

Osiris: Kill him.

Oliver: Thanks guys.

[the-blind-geisha]

(Amy anon) So sorry about what happened to your eye! I hope it gets better. As for your OC Emmett Frye I hope whoever took praise apologizes for it. because that's just not OK.I know what you feel. I hate when people take praise for what they don't own.Here is the sheet you asked for. I borrowed most elements from the one moonfire did, for i have never written a chara sheet and I hope she doesn't mind :3 (It's going to be long, so please bear with me. I deemed it a must to mention all this) (1)

Thanks, honey. It actually healed a LOTquicker than the last instance this happened. The last time it happened was atbeginning of my paid vacation last year in October, and it stayed swelled uptill the next morning. X-x; This one was only swollen for a couple of hours,thank heavens.

They probably won’t, and I don’t like going directly to thesource at times, because I don’t like causing an argument even if it hurts. Withthat harem story that got stolen from me from a Rule 34 website, I did go tothe cover page the writer had posted from the artist to explain the back story,and I said ‘how funny our ideas are so similar’, and I truly meant that. ^^”

The harem story I wrote was for a friend and my RP. Her characterwas sold to a harem of guardians, and the whole story was about two of the menfighting over her character and trying to win her heart. I did promotionalpieces of the comic I was going to draw and write and even wrote a quick storyabout it on DA for her, and apparently…he admitted he read it. (And I have thatscreenshot of him admitting it to prove it).

Not like he’d be able to hide that fact though. The same canoncharacters I used were in a bidding war for this girl much like my friend’scharacter, and the winning bid was 200,000 in my story and in his as well, andthe woman was bound and naked before the men like my friend’s character was. Hetold me he actually swapped the canon characters of who won, because he didn’t wantit to be too similar, but he thought I’d notice the similarities anyways.

I waited through that entire comic to have some sort ofcallback and thanks for inspiration.

None came, and I was super upset—my friends were irate. A Rule34 website I liked the art of just stole from me, really, and that hit in thegut.

I seriously don’t understand why it’s so hard to give kudoswhere it’s due, but eh. Some people just want to be praised for their ‘originality’I guess.

I read through it, because I have to know tidbits;especially her appearance and back story since Jacob knows her from back when. X’DWould be weird him not being able to call back to certain parts of theirchildhood without this. ;)

Name: Amy Eleanor Knightsmith

Nickname: none but her mother calls her Eleanor.

Occupation: Show woman – dressmaker

Social class: She’s poor but she works her way up to workingclass eventually.

Age: 19

Sexuality: straight

Relationship: Single.

Appearance: She is a brunette. Her hair is long and reachesher mid back, a chestnut color with weird green and blue highlights. She has anoval face, prominent eyebrows, dark brown eyes, cat like in a way. And abeautiful smile, her nose is slender and she has peachy skin. She has nothingspecial. She weighs 115 lbs and is 5'4 ft. Her body is an hourglass shape.

Likes: Playing the violin, she had that chance once when shewas a child. A rich neighbor allowed her to use it. He discovered that shecould play it naturally well. Sky gazing. Philosophical concepts anddiscovering the unknown. Writing poems. And of course the love of dresses. Shealways wished to dress well and to look pretty for

Dislikes: Dishonesty. The moment she discovers you lied toher, the trust is broken and you can never befriend her again. Rude andindecent people. Scammers. Being in any kind of embarrassing situation. Cryingin front of people. Being ignored. Or looked down upon.

History: Her life was very plain, although there are somethings one must note :- When she was around 6, she was sent to a little housenext to hers to fetch some wood. That night was a calm one however when she wasat said house the weather changed instantly, and it became windy making a treefall and block the door. The candle she held blew out and she was in completedarkness. As every child she screamed for help. As she did strange fall darkfigures roamed around her, they sang a bizarre chanting as they all held handsand danced in a circle around her. She fell to her knees and cried for help,and soon it came. It took many men of Crawleyto help remove the huge tree. She never told anyone about it, not even Jacob orEvie. She knew no one would believe her, she hardly believed herself. Afterthat her power started to show. She experimented with it in secret. -When sheturned 15, she discovered her feelings for Jacob. She did love him but shenever told him.-She would go to the Frye’s when the twins weren’t home and tryto read and write as much as possible. Westhouse helped her a lot.

Personality: A mix of ESTJ and INFP. A mix of a romantic anda realist. She thinks many things ought to be spontaneous and free in a way.Yet she is firm and organized and plans everything ahead. She admiresintelligence, and logic is how she reasons but also drawn to artistic interests.She is in someway like Jacob, but so much like Evie.

Bonus: She didn’t tell Jacob about her feelings because shewas aware of the huge social difference between them. She admired George somuch that it could have been mistaken for love. Everybody knew of it, andsometimes people accused her of an inappropriate relationship with him, whichaffected her. When she uses her power on so many people, it affects her and sheloses conscious. Her Telekinesis could kill. The dark terrifies Amy, she alsofears loneliness and helplessness.

(I’m so sorry this was long aah please don’t hate me :’) Ijust thought these were important since she’s Jacob’s childhood friend. Thankyou, if you read through this C:)