#i don't actually think brian has feelings for dom but i do think he made him rethink his actions with roman

[lakemichigans]

i joke about brian/dom but i don't play about brian/roman. that was canon

[hotdadlicense]

hmmm top 5 shows, top 5 animals aaaaand top 5 scenes from any show/movie

loren please..... i lve you.

top five SHOWS.

the walking dead - ................. like it has to be said. i'm so sorry. it didn't even really go 'bad' for me like it did lose me for a hot minute or two there originally but like. when i rewatched i was like no actually i love it here. i love this hot mess. and i tragically fucking do. could really do with bringing certain characters back etc or just dissappearing some storylines but like. i do fucking love it.

breaking bad - i didnt even KNOW what i was in for i was just like this'll be fine this'll be chill. and then my life changed forever y'know.

it's always sunny in philadelphia - my go-to show to have on in the background, to have on when im sick, to have on when i need a laugh, to have on when im feeling miserable, to have on when i just wanna feel like Myself. can probably quote like. every episode by this point.

black sails - literally don't even need to explain this one. bs is already tumblr critically acclaimed. if i could go back in time and watch the season two last two episodes for the first time all over again, i would in a heartbeat. the girl that existed in my bedroom when watching those eps? never seen her before and i'll never be her again.

911 - listen. it TRULY is tv show of all time. u KNOW this i know you know this. u can't put eddie diaz in a tv show and not have it change the lives of millions.

top fIVE animals.

SHARKS. sharks sharks sharks sharks sharks all types all kinds theyre all my children

foxes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please the fennec fox my BABY

long maned wolf.

dogs!

snakes. also HOW is your snake btw i miss them

top 5 scenes!

lets revisit black sails again and say season two finale as a whole? but also the 'in the light there is discovery' forest speech in the series finale............................i get chills like every time. WAIT ALSO 'my name is John Silver. and i've got a Long Fucking Memory.' INSANE acting also idk if this is really technically 'top five scenes' worthy but uknow that line where flints like 'where else would you wake up in the morning and matter?' @ silver??? yeah it ingrained itself into my brain and now whenever my brains having a bad day and being a bitch, it just repeats that line over and over to myself. again i dont know if that makes it a top five thing but boy oh bOY it sure made an impact !

iasip mac finds his pride when mac does the dance and franks crying and is like 'i get it. i get it now.' maybe its cos i feel like there is just a 00.01% chance of my parents ever accepting me and im projecting or whatever but that scene? every fucking time im like........ crying lol

my brain is one big jumble for the walking dead and i just can't pin down one scene? so i'm just gonna take a cop out and say that part where daryl and merle are in the woods huntin when they split off in s3 or whatever after they reunite and daryls got his crossbow simply becos i still remember watching it with my mum and her being like 'oh look at daryls Arms. he's really got Muscles.' and i was like. scandalised. in a Good way. and now everytime i see him in that scene i'm like justin beiber tweet i love Arm.

that scene in breaking bad where jesses in hospital after hank beats the shit outta him in the rv and walt visits him in hospital and jesse has that breakdown in 3.07? jesse pinkman crying in a hospital bed bruised and beaten saying 'i am not turning down the money, i am turning down you.' when he's yelling 'i have NOTHING. NO ONE.' ??????????????? scene of all scenes. wait also the peek-a-boo kid scene in s2

stuggling to think of a last one uh maybe in the seventh fast and furious movie when see you again plays at the end and they're all on the beach and then dom and brian are racing except you know its not paul walker and u know its CGI or whatever and ???? i still cry over that sorry

[dejafanwriting]

Soothing Hands—Creepypasta One-shot [SMUT]

Pairing: Tim(Masky) X Proxy(GN)Reader

Summary: Reader has been suffering from back pain and Tim comes up with an idea to help.

WARNINGS: NSFW(fingering, oral, unprotected sex), some fluff, Praise kink, pet names, teasing, body worship? pleasure dom Tim? slightly sub reader?. I suck at warnings. ['g-spot' is unisex/GN], Language, MINORS DNI. Tim being an absolute sweetheart for his s/o. Big strong Tim makes brain go burr

Wordcount: 3000+

Notes: This is my first time actually posting smut :\ never had the guts to put it out there. Please let me know what you think. Muah :*

[This fic has not been proofread. Please ignore my grammar and punctuation mistakes English is not my first language]

tim/Masky simps come get yo juice

"I fucking hate this job". You grumble under your breath as you, not so effortlessly, drag the bloodied body of an unfortunate trespasser through the dark Slender forest, all while your back and neck scream in pain due to the strain on your muscles.

"I don't think this counts as a job if we don't get paid for it". Tim replies with a low chuckle at your side whilst effortlessly carrying a body over his shoulder. He makes it look so easy and it only contributes to your bad mood.

"Here should be fine", The masked proxy says and drops the body from his shoulder "Rake should be able to sniff them out". You follow along and set the bodies together.

"We should get going before he decides we are also on the menu," you tell the brunette while wiping the mud and blood from your gloved hands. Tim does the same and the both of you turn back and begin to make your way towards the mansion you had begun to call home.

"Ugh, I need a hot bath". You exclaim with a heavy sigh while rubbing the back of your sore neck, trying to ease some of the tension in your muscles.

Being a proxy for the Slenderman was a very demanding "occupation" if it could even be called that, so you were constantly left with aches and sores that seemed to never go away. For the past weeks, you’ve had a particularly constant back pain that had been making your life more miserable.

"Your back still giving you issues?". Tim asks and momentarily shifts his gaze towards your sulking form.

"It feels like it's never going away". You complain and kick a stick from your path. The crunching of leaves and twigs snapping beneath both of your boots fill the quiet cold night of the forest. The both of you walk in comfortable silence for a couple of minutes before Tim breaks it.

"If you'd like, I could come by your room later and rub your back for you". He suggests and turns to you.

You stop in your tracks and It takes you a couple of seconds to process his request. You study his body language, waiting for him to laugh or show any signs of it being some sort of dirty joke. But he was sincere and showed genuine concern. You blink a couple of times behind your own mask before finally replying.

"W-well it does sound nice, but aren't you busy later?". You ask rubbing the back of your neck, and this time not because of the pain.

"I can ask Brian to finish some of my tasks, he owes me a solid for covering for his ass last time he wanted to take the day. That way I can have more time with you". He replies with a shrug.

Your face heats up at his casual response and you thank the lord for your face covering. While Tim wasn’t the big affectionate type, he would show his love for you in acts of service. He also wasn’t the most available person timewise, so his offering to make time for you stirred something in you.

"Then I'll be waiting for you". You happily reply.

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It had been a couple of hours since you returned to the mansion. You finished one last task before you headed to your room to take a very much-needed bath and rest up. Tim on the other hand, still had other things to do, so he had been out for the past 3 hours or so.

But as promised, before the night ended, the proxy made his way to your assigned room. Tim knocked on your door in a familiar pattern, letting you know it was him before he slowly opened your door and entered.

You were lounging on your small beanbag in the corner of your room sketching away in your notebook, having only your desk lamp on for illumination. Some rock music turned to a low-volume played on your phone. You turn at the sound of your lover entering your room.

Tim greets you with a soft 'hey' as he takes off his sand-colored jacket and hangs it. He then takes off his mask and places it on your nightstand.

"Hi". you greet him with a smile once he turns his unmasked face in your direction, his handsome rough features barely lit by the light of your lamp. "Brian cover for you?".

"He was bitchin' about it, but yea". He replies while kicking off his boots and placing them by your door. The both of you would often spend the night in each other’s room, so you kept spare clothes around for sleeping. Tim made his way to your dresser and grabbed some clean clothes. "I got this from the infirmary, Doc Smiles said it's good for muscle pain relief," Tim says. He takes out a small bottle from his pocket and tosses it to you. You catch it and inspect it closely. The words "sore muscle" and "relief" are like music to your ears.

"This better work because I'm ready to rip my spine out". You tell him with a hopeful sigh.

"Alright then c'mon", Tim, now in fresh clothes, offers out his hand for you to stand. You put your sketchpad down and take his hand. After your bath, you had changed into one of Tim's shirts that fit pretty loosely on your form, and a pair of comfy sleeping shorts. Tim guides you to your bed and lets go of your hand once you're at the edge.

"Lay down and get comfortable". He says with a soft adoring smile that filled your tummy with butterflies and lightly guides you with a hand on your hip. Gentle Tim is something that never fails to get you flustered.

You comply and lay face down and rest your crossed arms and chin on your pillow. You feel the left side of your bed slightly dip under Tim's weight as he sits on the side. You hear the 'pop' of the lotion bottle and feel him shift. Tim's hands are gentle as he places them on your back to lift your shirt just above your shoulders.

"Where does it hurt most?". He asks while slowly gliding his cold hands on your exposed back, making you shiver at the contact. This earns you a soft chuckle from the brunette.

"T-there". You say with a slight grunt as he touches the sorest part of your lower back. Tim hums in acknowledgment and removes his hands from your back to reach for the lotion. He squeezes some onto his hands and rubs them together before placing them back on your back. You’re immediately hit by a soothing cool sensation and you let out a sigh of relief. He begins to slowly rub your back and you can't help but let out another sigh.

"Feels good?". Tim asks with a smirk on his face. The slight menthol scent reaches your nostrils and relaxes you even more.

"Feels like heaven". You manage to mumble out, your voice slightly muffled by the pillow. Tim chuckles once more at your reaction.

He continues to work the lotion all throughout your back, massaging the knots out of your muscles.

"You should consider ditching the whole killing thing and become one of those massage therapists". You say and look back at him over your shoulder.

"If I did, then whos going to do my job?". He asks with a smug smile adorning his features as he continues his motions.

"You said this wasn’t a job if we don't get pa-aaaid ah!" Your sentence is cut off by a moan of pleasure when Tim applies comfortable pressure to your most affected area. You shut your eyes and your face burns when you hear Tim's deep chuckle as he continues to manipulate the muscles. You fail to conceal another slightly louder moan as he goes over the sore spot. The sounds you make combined with your face contorted in pleasure send heat to certain parts of Tim's body and seem to please him even more than you.

His hands begin to drift lower on your body and it sends blood rushing to your sensitive parts. You feel the bed shift and the heat of Tim’s breath hit your exposed upper back.

"You really have been in pain haven't you?". He asks, his voice low and deeper. There's a hint of concern and guilt in his tone. But you can't help but focus on his warm breath against your skin.

Tim brings his lips down and tenderly kisses your skin. The stubble on his chin softly scratches at your skin and sends sparks throughout your body. All your can manage is a weak “mhm” while he rubs lower down your back.

Tim places another gentle kiss further down your back while slowly moving his hands just above the waistband of your shorts.

"I should've asked for a massage sooner ahh~" you tell him between breaths. Tim's lips move lower and so do his hands.

"You shouldn’t have to ask. I'm the one that should’ve offered sooner. It's clearly been affecting you". He speaks lowly, his apologetic undertone pulls at your heartstrings. But the thought of how much he cares for you drives you crazier. Tim's hand motions momentarily stop and he shifts up, closer to your head.

"Let me make it up to you", He breathes into your ear and moves his large hands lower, gently caressing your ass through your shorts. "How's that sound, doll?".

You can't help but let a whimper escape your lips as he massages you a bit firmer. Your skin heats up and you can feel yourself become more turned on.

"Can I take care of you? Replace the pain with pleasure? You want that, baby?". He asks. His voice is husky and he's breathing a bit heavier. Almost pleading for an answer. Hoping that you’d let him alleviate your stress. That you’d let him be the one to help you.

Your heart races and unable to formulate words, you whimper out a soft 'yes'. Tim breathes out a soft relieved sigh and moves to kiss the back of your neck a couple of times. His hands continue to kneed your bottom but become a bit firmer with each kiss.

"I'll take good care of you, beautiful".

You let out a surprised gasp when he teasingly nips at your flesh with his teeth, but it turns into a moan when his hands palm at your heat through your clothing.

You bury your face into your pillow and hug it harder when his hand slides beneath your shorts. You can hear his breath hitch when his hand doesn’t come into contact with more fabric.

"No underwear huh?", He lowly chuckles as his fingers brush between your thighs and the exposed flesh around your entrance. "You really wanted this didn’t you?".

Your cheeks flush redder, if even possible. You'd be lying if you said the idea of having your back rubbed by Tim would end up in sex never crossed your mind. Besides, it wouldn’t have hurt to remove extra clothing just in case.

Tim removes his hand from beneath your clothing, but before you can whine out in protest, he takes a hold of the waistband and tugs down your shorts, the cold air hitting you in a flash. Tim couldn’t help but internally chuckle and admire the goosebumps along your newly exposed flesh.

"Cold?", He asks. "Don't worry baby, I'll warm you up real soon". He soothes and palms the tender flesh of your ass, warming you up and getting rid of the goosebumps as promised. Tim then brings his fingers up to his mouth, coating them with saliva, before bringing them near your entrance.

You inhale a sharp breath as he slowly slides one thick finger into your entrance and slowly begins to pump in and out, before adding a second digit. Your walls clench around his fingers, pulling a groan from the brunette, while they continue to slowly work in and out of your sex.

"You feel pretty warm to me. You sure you cold?". He teases. You can only respond with low muffled moans as his slick fingers spread you open.

His pace quickens and you cry out his name when his fingers hit that spot inside you that makes you fall apart. Your hips jerk back onto his hand and move against his fingers, following his pace. You moan out in pleasure as you chase your climax. You can feel the spring coil within your core and your walls trembling.

"That's it, baby, let go". Tim coaxes you while trying to hold back his own moans. "F-f-f-uck, you're doing so good".

His praise is the final straw before you feel the spring snap, and come undone around his fingers. Your muscles tense and your strangled moans are swallowed by your pillow as the waves of pleasure overtake you.

"There you go", He says while keeping a steady pace, letting you ride your climax. "Relax, beautiful".

Once you slowly came down from your high, Tim's fingers slide out of you. You cant help the small whimper you let out due to the sudden loss.

"Shh it's okay, baby, I got you". He soothes and carcasses your soft flesh.

You feel the bed shift and his body move away from your side. But before you can question him, a moan rips from your throat when you feel his tongue on your heat.

Using his hands to spread apart your legs, Tim laps at your entrance and hums against your sensitive flesh as he saviors your orgasm on his tongue, sending waves of pleasure to your core.

"Ready for more already?". He teases against your flesh. His tongue moves in slow flicking motions against your sex.

"P-please..." You breathe out through clenched teeth as you feel the pleasure between your legs.

"Please? Please what? Tell me what you need, beautiful". He says before delivering a deliciously long slow stroke.

"Tim ahh~!" You cry out his name and arch your back, bringing your heat closer to him.

"Alright, baby, I'll take care of it" He murmured. His body shifts once more and this time you look over your shoulder as Tim starts to remove his shirt revealing his softly sculpted torso. You admire the hair on your lover's strong chest for a few seconds before your eyes move lower and land on the large tent in his sleeping bottoms. You can barely make out the small damp precum spot by the tip of his erection. His eyes immediately shift to yours at the sound of your whimpering and catch your line of sight

"This what you want, baby?" he moves his hand to palm himself through the fabric of his clothes "You want my cock inside you?" He asks.

"Please, Tim", You cry "I need you". You push your ass up towards him. Begging for him to come closer and give you what you need.

"How can I deny my baby anything when they look so beautiful and so ready for me?", His words go straight to your core and pull a soft moan from your throat.

After what feels like painfully endless teasing, Tim finally moves closer to you. His hands tug down at his bottoms, freeing his cock from its confines, and kicks off the piece of clothing. You make a mental note to burn those darn sleeping pants later.

"I'm keeping my word and taking the best care of you" Tim groans and gives his length a few pumps. "So now, let's fix that pretty back of yours".

You turn your head back to grip your pillow as you feel Tim's strong arms take a hold of your hips, pushing your ass up and pulling your body closer to him with ease. You both let out a moan as his cock rubs against your entrance. Thanks to your previous release and Tim's saliva, you're nice and lubed up for his next move.

"You're so ready for me". He says and guides his cock closer to your sex. With one last stroke, he slowly sinks down into your opening. You let out another synced moan as his cock is swallowed by the warmth of your walls.

After a few seconds of adjusting, Tim pushes your back down with one hand, pressing your chest further against the mattress, and pulls your bottom half even closer up to him with the other, making you rest your weight on your knees rather than your thighs. You feel the muscles in your back deliciously stretch at his action and let out a loud moan. You can only pray that all the household members are still out doing their tasks.

"That feels good, baby?" He asks and gives one quick thrust, fully sinking his whole length into you.

"YES! ahh~ yes!". You cry at the sharp weave of pleasure and frantically shake your head at his question.

The sight of your pleasured distress makes Tim's cock throb deep inside you. His chest fills knowing that he's the one ridding you of pain and discomfort, the one making you feel good.

"Please, baby". you basically beg, breaking him out of his trance.

Not wanting to deny you pleasure, Tim rocks his hips against you and begins a slow but rhythmic pace as his cock deliciously stretches your walls. The room is filled with the erotic sound of skin slapping along with your combined cries of pleasure.

"Just ah~ look at you. So beautiful". Tim grunts between thrusts. You cry out louder when his cock slightly rubs against your core. Knowing just what you need, Tim picks up the pace and thrusts deeper into you. The familiar spring inside your core begins to coil once again. "I'll give you what you need, baby".

Tim's arm reaches for your pillow and slightly lifts up your bottom half by the waist, just enough to allow the pillow space to rest between the bed and your pelvis. Your cheek presses directly on the mattress and your back arches, even more, pushing your ass closer to him.

This new angle allows for the tip of his cock to hit your g-spot directly. He then places one hand on each side of your head, successfully caging your body beneath his broad frame and allowing him to anchor his powerful thrusts.

The pleasure becomes almost unbearable as Tim pounds into your sex at a brutal pace. You claw at your bedsheets and you cry out in pleasure, mostly consisting of Tim's name and incoherent words. Your walls flutter around Tim's cock and the coil threatens to snap.

"Go ahead, baby", Tim presses his head against your upper back and nuzzles into you, his sideburns and stubble scratch at your flesh. "Cum on my cock"

With a final few deep thrusts from his cock, you reach your peak with one last cry. Tim continues to plunge into your hole as you ride your second orgasm of the night. Your vision blurs and your body is encased in ecstasy that sends shivers all through you. You can feel his length twitch inside you and his pace becomes slightly reckless.

Tim's orgasm is not far behind. Your walls convulsing around his cock pull him further in, and with one final thrust, he becomes undone inside you. You feel his body tense above you and he buries his head in your neck. Moaning out your name along with a couple of praises and kisses as he fills your insides with his release.

Tim holds that position for a few minutes and once the both of you have regulated your breathing, he slowly pulls out of you and a soft moan escapes the both of you at the loss of connection. Tim gives a few kisses to your back, checking up on you before raising from the bed and fetching a damp rag to clean you up, littering feather-light kisses along your sensitive flesh. He then cleans himself up and puts on a different pair of sleeping pants.

Once you regain the strength to finally move, you pull Tim's shirt back down your body, and turn to face your partner. A love drunken smile is plastered along his handsome features as he takes in your relaxed form.

"You look so beautiful" You whisper with a lazy smile of your own and reach out towards him with grabby hands. He immediately complies and lays beside you, pulling you into his strong arms.

"Look whos talking", He groans into your hair and caresses your skin, "You're the one that looks like they can give an angel a run for their money".

You cuddle into each other and you lay your head against his chest, listening to the still softly playing music combined with his steadying heartbeat, before a small giggle escapes your lips.

"What is it?". Tim asks you with a chuckle that rumbles from his chest.

"My back doesn’t hurt anymore". You perk up with a giggle.

The both of you pause for a few silent seconds, before bursting into a fit of laughter.

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BONUS:

"No fair". A very grumpy Brian grumbles under his breath.

After complying and paying back his owed favor, the yellow hooded man tiredly sulks up the last few steps and onto the floor he shares with the rest of the proxies and heads towards his assigned room in the Slender mansion.

A series of muffled cries and groans make him stop in his tracks when he passes your room. Immediately knowing what that indicated, the proxy lets out a stream of curses.

"You fucking white-masked bastard!!" He growled before stomping off to his room.

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I may or may not have gone crazy on this one. The word count is crazy for such filthy writing.

Let me know if you have any ideas, suggestions, or requests.

Love- Deja 👻

[eustassslut]

Hey, your hc's of the kid pirates are making me daydreaming!! May I please request some for UK, Pomp and Bubblegum? They appeared in the manga too and look so funny! Thank you🙏🏻

i love how they look. all 3 of them look so iconic and like they could only belong on Kid's crew.

UK:

Ironically he's not from the UK but France

Wire and UK regularly mix up their fishnet clothes with each others

Part of a best friend trio with Pomp and Bubblegum, they help each other do their crazy hairstyles each morning and share a room

Makes very good chocolate cookies

He can also make chocolate

Really awkward around people who aren't the crew, his pet parrot or you

Would loose his mind if you wore anything made of fishnet material

He's frequently called Rooster by the crew

Has a pet parrot named Anarchy

Anarchy prefers you though, for some reason

Was super awkward around you before you started dating, he couldn't speak to you properly and Bubblegum had to translate what he was trying to say

You're not allowed to touch his hair, it takes him too long to get it perfect

Although one time you pulled on his hair during sex and he orgasmed immediately

So he's have an internal argument about the no hair touching rule

Switch but prefers to sub

Only listens to music from YouTube

Can dance the whole Gangam Style routine whilst singing/rapping it (with super stable vocals)

Took fencing lessons and is a world champion fencer

Would risk his life to protect you in battle and wears any scar he gets from protecting you with pride

Massive car fan

Drags you to car shows

Pomp:

Can't stand coffee

He's one of the crew's doctors and a shipwright

Secretly wants you to his makeup in the morning

Was recruited by Killer at the lowest points of his life

He is incredibly grateful to Killer

Can't believe that you've ended up with him and thinks he doesn't deserve you

Gets on very well with Jimbei and Franky

Smokes cigars, sometimes during sex

Prefers when you're on top

Voted the least kinkiest members of the crew

He still has kinks though, the rest of the crew are just freaks

One of the oldest members of the crew and is nicknamed grandfather

Russian and is very good at traditional Russian dancing

Is balding and loosing his hearing (but only in his left ear)

Quincy cannot stand how he dresses

Falls for scam emails and phone calls daily

You have to regularly take his transponder snail away from him to stop the scams from happening

Acts like Dive's grandfather who spoils her

Super good at communication about your relationship and problems he has

Addicted to calling you the more prettiest/handsome person he's ever seen in his life

Bubblegum:

Kpop stan, specially Twice and Got7

Learns kpop dance choreo very easily

Wants to dance duets with you and gets very turned on by it

They're genderfluid

Their hair is naturally like that

Really good friends with Bepo and Penguin from Law's crew

Also good friends with Usopp

If you have breasts, they'll want to suck on them 24/7

Their nickname comes from how they can blow really big bubbles from gum

Has mommy issues

Naturally has a mommy kink, even when they're the dom during sex

Their actual name is something like Brian or Chad but they don't like being called that

Their hair feels like straw if you touch it

Used to be an assassin before they joined the crew

Has a sex playlist but regularly stops mid sex to make you appreciate the songs playing

You've banned the playlist from sexy time

Considers themselves to be one of Dive's best babysitters

Cries to Mitski songs with you

Wasn't allowed to express any 'non-masculine' traits when they were younger so now they like when you do their makeup and help them to rebel against their parents' old rules

[obsessivelollipoplalala]

i think the other anon has a point! it has something to do with people actually fantasising about being brian’s groupies. a lot of fics about him put the reader-insert in a groupie position, usually framed as a ‘you meet him on tour after a concert and have a fling with him’. a loooot of infidelity themes - the appeal of which i personally don’t understand. - but a lot of people love reading that stuff about brian, to them it’s sneaky and exciting and ‘forbidden’ and very ‘classic rock’ and this genre of reader-insert fic is particularly popular for brian for some reason. theres also the fact that he still very much looks like his younger self, he’s still touring, a lot of time he’s out front playing guitar instead of staying at the back, a lot of his songs tend to be more honest about the encounters he made on tour or fun raunchy songs (yeah freddie also wrote some but not as much as brian i think) and the fact that he’s still very ‘young at heart’ - he said he doesn’t feel like 70+ and the way he presents himself isn’t very typically 70+ as well. ofc he is an actual grandpa and has his boomer grandpa moments, but he’s way cooler than my own grandpa lol. he doesn’t just stay at home, read his newspaper and enjoy his retirement - he’s still up and about doing so many things, rocking out in arenas (pre pandemic). so maybe for some people it’s easier to cross that mental barrier of ‘he’s a senior citizen’? and yeah some brian fics horrify me, 1) the old man thirst has led to some VERY questionable age gaps in fics that squick me out, 2) i think he can be written as very ooc for me, like you said, being super super rough aggressive and brutal physically and verbally, delving into extreme kink sometimes in a dubcon/noncon setting and this isn’t only in reader-insert fics, its also in slash fics with the other guys. more often than not he’s written as this ultimate arrogant dom who just has this insane power over everyone else around him and loves it and wont hesitate to choke you to oblivion and make you his personal pet or smth. it’s just very ooc to me and for me to imagine brian like that in that particular setting is just 😨😨😨 we don’t know anything about his sex life but we know him as nothing but gentle and sensitive from people around him, so it’s very weird to think of him in any other way 😖

Hmmm. Perhaps you're right.

My mind still can't reconcile with his being born in 1947 lmao. And look, I've told family and friends who aren't in the fandom about the old man thirst and they're shocked and appalled lol, so I do think it would do some good for people to remember that this....isn't typical. And looking at pics of an old man literally just sitting there with "hnnn fuck me, daddy" captions is strange. It borders on fetishizing an old man sometimes.

But the groupie setting does seem to be a common theme, doesn't it? Perhaps because he's written the most about his feelings out of the band, it makes him more personalized and easier to write about in fics, and more obtainable to the reader, along for the reasons you mentioned. I guess they see the infidelity and his guilt over it as fic fodder, too, as opposed to a man who'd have a callous attitude towards cheating.

Yeeeeah the old man stuff...I'm not gonna act like I don't find it uncomfortable. The age gaps unnerve me, especially as a woman who's had older guys hit on her, and you're right! He's written like he'd walk his sub partner around the mall on a leash like a dog and it's just so, so odd to me, to be quite honest. Some of it does seem to blur the lines between dom/sub and abuse fantasies, which isn't something I enjoy at all. Like you said, we don't know what he's actually like in bed, but the extreme dom stuff just seems so opposite of the quiet, gentle nature he's exhibited over decades that it's like they're writing about a different person. I think every fandom has OOC fics written to fulfill the authors' kinks, but it's a bit odd when we're talking about a real person. What is it about Brian that makes people think he'd be this arrogant, controlling dom?? I don't know. RPF is a very controversial topic but the way the fandom treats Brian sometimes is something else lol

[freddie-mercurial]

Sorry but looks like that anon is the one who's commenting on all the sub!Brian fics of poly Queen week about how much they don't get why authors decide to write him that way which is totally NOT cool, anon. All fics are tagged accordingly no one is forcing you to read them! How would you feel if you write a Dom!Brian fic AND tagged it accordingly YET people still come to you saying why do you write him as a Dom? We don't get it clearly he is a sub? How would you fucking feel, anon?! Christ!

okay i’ve deleted most of the anons but i’m replying to this one just to say that i fully agree with you.  if you don’t like something, don’t read it.  i think it’s pretty clear after all this that i’m a dom!brian fan but i would never comment on someone’s sub!brian fic to say that.  i would never say i don’t like sub!brian on someone’s specifically sub!brian post.

people are generally really good at tagging things so there’s absolutely no excuse to comment criticisms and disagreements with what people write, that’s out of order, i didn’t actually realise that was happening, it’s really shitty.

i can sort of understand the reaction some people have had to me saying i don’t like sub!brian (though not quite the violently angry extent of it because wow @ some of these anons) if that sort of thing has been going around and made people feel defensive.  

i’m not going to apologise for my preference in reading or writing in fic (as nobody should have to), but i wanted to say that i am fully on your side in this.  people shouldn’t be commenting on peoples’ fics just to be negative.  that’s not what fic is there for. 

[obsessivelollipoplalala]

Adding to the discussion of the strange “Daddy Dom Brian” phenomena in Queen RPF if your not already tired of it, I think some people see him that way because of his stage persona especially from the 80s onwards. He has come out of his shell a bit more by then and acted more confident and self assured. So with that + on top of the typical rock n roll pizzazz and flair he would add to his performance being the “guitar hero”, people just have this.. specific image of him? Or they fantasise about it? Maybe Roger doesn’t get the same level or type of thirst because drumming is not as “showboat-y” as playing guitar and like the other person said, he stays at the back. John’s quite understated on stage and now retired, and Freddie’s gay and gone (although he also gets a fair amount of thirst from adult women coughs). Brian has said how they act on stage =/= how they are in real life though, and it’s very exaggerated and playing to the audience to match their energy. So I dont know how “accurate” these fics are lolol

Perhaps people do see his more "confident" playing style as indicative of his behavior in other aspects of life, but it's still a little odd lol because of how quiet he is in interviews. I think you're right that this is how they see him, though, I just disagree with their take. It's not like I know the guy, but like I said, we do have decades of interviews with him where he doesn't act like this at all, and I also kind of feel like these fics may downplay how much Brian has publicly talked about not being confident and, in fact, having a lot of self-loathing (see: "I'm Scared"). Maybe there are dom!Brian fics which explore his well-documented struggles and mental health issues (to be fair, I don't really read them), but I made this post to begin with because I think the contrast between how Brian actually talks about himself and the super confident, arrogant, dominant portrayals in fics is so jarring.