#bubblegum op

[spaceistheplaceart]

this pic goes hard feel free to screenshot

(aka the minute I saw alyx smoking a FAT ONE the only thing i could think of was duke nukem)

REFERENCES + BONUS UNDER THE CUT

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[thamaris]

Been making Kid Pirate emotes for discord. Kid's is old, but he belongs with his crew. Got a bunch more to do too ( * w * )9

[Next lot]

[don-mellow]

Admire and expire.

[haemosexuality]

ive been seeing these posts for years compiling their outfits, but they only go up to the start of season 9 so i wanted to do the rest! so here's season 9, 10, some non-canon eps and obsidian (edit: now with fionna and cake too!)

[marceline's main comic outfits] [bonnie's main comic outfits] [marceline and the scream queens outfits]

[fanaticsnail]

I need the " I'm a little boy and I've hurt my knee 😭"skit for 'hey doc' soo bad

Bubblegum & Quincy

Hey Doc Masterlist here

Word Count: 730+

Synopsis: You are never given a moments peace. Where a welcome change of pace is offered as Bubblegum's injury, Quincy keeps you on your toes.

Warnings: surgical talk, mention of injury, exhausted Doctor, grumpy doctor. gn!reader x platonic!crewmates, undressing crewmates, medical administration, swearing.

Notes: I also needed these additions from Aunty Donna's skit. I love writing you as this silly doctor in the Kid Pirate crew. Can't leave it alone. I hope this does your request justice, anon!

Tag List: @mfreedomstuff @daydreamer-in-training @sinning-23

“Hey Doc?” a whimpery baritone stuttered over your title, a panicked tap at your door trembled and shook the doorframe beyond the door, “L-Let me in right now? I n-need your support.” 

A soft pout formed on your face when you spotted the lengthy violet zig-zags sprouting from the sides of your tall crewman’s head. Bubblegum, although he was tall in stature and lanky in height, was one of the more sensitive members of the crew. His lip quivered as his nose sniffed, entering your office and taking a seat in a chair beside your surgery bed. 

“I’m a little boy and I’ve hurt my knee,” he sniveled with the soft rumble in his deep voice. You sucked your lips in, noticing the soft, insignificant graze on his leg, and triangulated your brows up your forehead in sympathy. Crouching down, you noticed the injury on the tip of his kneecap and clicked your tongue.

“Oh, sweetheart,” you reached for your rubber gloves and a soft vial of antiseptic oil, “You’re being such a brave boy.” Dipping your fingertips in the ointment, you dabbed at the wound and cleaned up the shallow scratch without much issue. 

“You want me to call Killer on my personal den-den for you?” you offered him once you cleaned the barely visible scratch. You reached for the drawer and offered him his choice of brightly colored, punk-band aids. 

“I would love for you to call Killer for me,” he sobbed, his bottom lip sucked into his lip and heart full of genuinity. “Please don’t tell the other crew, though. I know I’m too sensitive sometimes.. They'll mock me.” Upon selecting his favored pattern, you applied the plaster over his knee and reached for the Den-Den to call the blonde, mask wearing first-mate. 

“It’s alright, Bubblegum,” you reassure him with a gentle hand on his shoulder and giving him a gentle squeeze, “I find your sensitivity a welcome change of pace.”

In comparison to Bubblegum’s soft sniffles and gratitude for your aid, you were not entirely certain what to expect when Quincy entered your office. 

Swaying her hips and hovering her hands out in front of her face with a soft wave, you turn from your desk and witness her little dance. Without further words, she continues making heavy eye contact and tapping her toes in an elaborate jig on the floor. 

Quincy was a wildcard. Her pain tolerance was high, and her attitude was always positive and uplifting. Her ginger hair bobbed with her motions, her pastel pink dress swirling at her knees the longer she danced for you. Withdrawing your seat from within your desk, you arched your brow up at her and looked at her inquisitively. 

Without warning, she reaches down and opens her maroon patterned blazer and flashes you the side of her torso. Blood seeped through the soft material of her dress and pooled down her legs as she dead-pans her explanation.

“A stab wound,” she smiles at you and keeps on dancing her little jig. 

“A fucking what?!” you immediately stood and rushed over to her side and reopened her blazer with wide, panicked eyes. She giggles at you, halting her dance and allowing you to begin your treatment. “Where did this come from? Were we attacked? Who attacked you? Are they still breathing?” 

“I’ve had a stab wound to my abdomen” she giggles at your questions, her own tone not reflecting the severity of her injury, “Everyone else is fine. No attack, just sparring.” Sighing out in frustration, you usher her to the surgical table and lay her on her uninjured side to begin treatment. 

“Quince,” you huffed out your vexation before hanging your head low in defeat. “You want a lollipop or something?” She perks up, bobbing her head along in agreement to your offerance. 

“Oh, fuck yes I want a lollipop,” she confirmed, looking over her shoulder and extending out her hand in anticipation for her sweet treat. You exhaled your defeat, handing her a lime green, cherry red and white candy swirl on a stick as you continued stitching her up and treating her wound. 

It was never a dull day for you aboard the Victoria Punk as the resident doctor. You were hoping that this upcoming Nakama encounter with the Straw-Hat captain and the Surgeon of Death may provide you some reprieve from your regular duties serving under Captain Kid.

[eustassslut]

I LOVE YOUR HEAT HEADCANNONS SO MUCH😭I love the idea of the crew gathering around him with random objects as he juggles seeing how many they can toss at him to catch and add to the juggle before it becomes too much (who would’ve known that someone can’t juggle 500 things plus a cannonball *shrug*)

This is the funniest addition ever, actually can't stop laughing at the image of people just throwing objects at him with no context.

It would be discovered that Heat can juggle a couple of months into joining Kid on the Victoria Punk because he has a tendency to subconsciously juggle anything that he's holding if he's bored, zoned out or just feeling stressed. Juggling reminds him of his family back home and his happy memories from the circus before his childhood probably went to shit so it definitely relaxes him a lot. However, just because it relaxes him and he enjoys doing it doesn't make it any less terrifying the first few times he does it in front of the other Kid Pirates.

For example, the first time Heat gets caught juggling would involve knives. It's a few weeks into sailing with the Kid Pirates and even though he's known the founding members most of his life, they haven't really spent a lot of time together in close proximity until getting on the Victoria Punk so they all don't know each other's quirks or habits yet. (Like how Wire pats doorframes before entering a room and that Killer wears fluffy bear slippers in the morning until he's finished breakfast). So Heat would be sitting in the kitchen with the others when Killer asks him to help peal some potatoes for lunch because he's too busy to multitask for once; and Heat who is incredibly reliable does it very quickly. Now he's just sat there with knives and he's a little bit bored so he starts juggling them whilst leaning over to read the newspaper over Wire's shoulder. But poor Wire looks over to talk to his friend and instead is greeted by four knives spinning a few inches from his face, so he does the nature thing and lets out a very high scream.

This happens several other times with various sharp objects and items Heat really should not be touching when he could potentially drop them (namely, the ship's log pose) before an intervention is staged and he's banned from juggling certain objects in certain spaces out of fear. He is allowed to juggle whatever he wants if he's safely off the Victoria Punk and not near any animal or child (namely Dive) he could injure. He's also allowed to juggle weapons in fights as Kid has learnt a 7ft+ tall man twirling flaming batons and guns usually unnerves most opponents and encourages them to run away.

The Kid Pirates all trust him though and having eventually during their journeys together heard stories of Heat's circus days, delighting in throwing various 'safe' objects for him to juggle and playing games to see how much he can actually juggle on drunk party nights. They also love just bringing him random objects and weirdly shaped things they find to see if he'll be able to juggle it without issues. The answer to this is always yes. Except for the time Bubblegum silently handed him two dildos with no explanation and Heat didn't realise what he was holding at first then got startled, throwing one of them at Kid's head by accident. Despite all of this, they have given up counting how many different things he can juggle at once because they always loose track.

Heat does enjoy that they all see the fun and humour in his juggling, as well as his trapeze and tightrope walking skills, it reminds him of why he loved growing up in the circus. It especially reminds him of his family whenever Dive comes up to him with random gifts when she's bored or lonely, quietly asking if he'll juggle for her or teach her some of his skills.

Heat's circus skills just bring endless hours of fun to the crew and allow them all to bond, when he's not twirling knives and sticks he's lit on fire. It also lets him practise so he couldn't be happier to entertain the Kid Pirates with his skills.

[rely-able]

[punks-never-die205]

Ok but I think you mentioned a poly au before with so and the big four/maybe the crew(??)and I had the most wholesome idea of them all just being one big family if S/o ends up pregnant. I mean first reaction would probably be shock because no one is too sure which one of the guys gathered said child ..but then everyone's just like- "Whelp! We're all gonna be Moms and Dads now."

LIKE IT'S SO CUTE!! THAT BABY (or babies if it's twins or more-) IS GONNA GET ONE HELLUVA FAMILY!! EXCUSE ME WHILE I RAMBLE ON ABOUT THIS IDEA!!

Heat would probably have the least about of trouble adjusting since he cannonically comes from a big family so co-parenting with the crew/other main four wouldn't be that big of a deal. He'd probably have the most experience in raising a baby being a big brother/cousin so he'd be the most help. He also totally paints the nursery with Hip and Hop's help.

Wire is the second stoic one but he's definitely the rock keeping S/o calm during her pregnancy and often has to let so hide in his room cuz Kid and the crew are sometimes over paranoid about her getting hurt and won't let her go for five minutes by herself. Quincy and House help him with his 'Geez give our wife a dam break already' schemes.

Ik youve done Dad Killer and Kid already so I won't elaborate too much but Killer is definately prime husband material getting up all hours of the night n day to make her whatever she's craving, and Kid's already secretly making little toys for baby.

I CAN SEE THE OTHERS DOING THINGS TOO!!

Like all the mamas get together and throw a big baby shower for each other. Hip and Hop are making baby outfits (i headcannon they sew) and Quincy is making sure S/o isnt overwhelmed by everyone throwing wrapped presents at her. (Killer also totally makes a cake for their party).

House probably is the main doctor keeping up with her health. Bubblegum is that one dude that's always sneaking S/o snacks even if House and Killer tell her no snacking between meals. And so much more!!

\o/ The Kid Pirate Family \o/

I love that my vision is getting into the minds of others xD

It’s actually making me think of OCs beyond the usual crew. @wyvernslovecake ‘s Shriek comes to mind the most because I can see her noticing that the reader is pregnant before anyone else - even House.

Shriek’s all like “it sounds like you have two hearts, but the second one is weird.”

And then after the kid’s born there’s a panic because someone went to check on the baby and it’s MISSING.

Shriek’s got it, she’s hanging upside down swinging back and forth, cradling the baby so it’s right side up. She heard it fussing before anyone else and cut the tantrum off at the pass.

But yeah, I love the idea of the Kid crew raising a baby very communally.

[r0semultiverse]

We've seen Candy Queen's outfit before

[animaltamer]

and finally various PBs

[softgaycontent]

f&c was so fun but fr tho why was gary the most boring bitch alive? we kept seeing au!bonnie and she was just as off the wall as always. gary learned his au!bf was a vampire and winced. meanwhile bubblegum was sexually wrestling her vampire archnemesis.

he gagged when they were stuffing those bug scarabs in jars! we should have entered his apartment and found it full of unethical experiment rats. some of them have too many limbs. if you ask him about it he just giggles.

[mourningmaybells]

what happened to those adventure time comics where instead of "marshall lee is a gender bend of marceline" it was marshall transitioning in real time as a transman. thank you for my life.

[bitegore]

every day i get closer and closer to the precipice*

*the precipice is "doing a bit where i post incorrect and completely inane 'headcanons' about a character that make no goddamn sense but are vaguely cutesy or whatever just to see how many people are dumb enough to reblog them. and then blocking everyon in the notes"

[don-mellow]

Heat x Y/N "Backstage"

A nice tight "hug" from our favorite zombie guitarist.

Full naughty version and more here.

[joanofarc]

i have been challenged by @crewneck to put my on repeat playlist on shuffle, give you the ten songs it finds, and tag ten people!! i think i will do that

one. squittest by the farmer's boys. two. down by the racetrack by gbv. three. shake by kasenetz-katz super circus. four. heavy weather by atjazz. five. i got it bad for you by kasenetz-katz super circus. six. saturday mansions by doleful lions. seven. n.y. woman by kasenetz-katz super circus. eight. watching you go by helvetia. nine. i think i need help by the farmer's boys. ten. 8 a.m. all day by chisel.

ok i assign @apexpoet @irisveil @kodachromism @schalotte @inima @chalet2000 @pitchthebabie @mme-patate @edgewatch @velvetun and literally anyone who sees this here post

[kittymeow180]

i used to play cookie run and i remember this being my team and i swear to god all bad bitches