#i don’t think this post is mature but it is a little gross so beware 😭🙏

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Naruto Fanfics (10/30/21)

Only Naruto fanfics. New stuff is marked with a [NEW] before it.

Naruto

Icha Icha Kakashi by Ninja Shen

Description:

fic trade, one shot. Limey undertones. Kakashi doesn't spy on girls. At least, not with his eyes.

Words:

2474

Timeline:

Normal

Pairing:

None

Rating:

Mature

Warnings:

Voyurism, mentions of porn consumption

Push Pops by Mahi-Mahi Description: Sakura attempts to break Kakashi's concentration while training. Will she succeed? Will he be able to resist? Words: 6102 Timeline: I don't know Pairing: Kakashi/Sakura Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic sex

Blank Canvas by desolate butterfly Description: [InoKankuro, smut] Paint is Kankuro's specialty, but Ino knows just how to use his own weapons against him. Words: 1047 Timeline: Normal? Pairing: Ino/Kankuro Rating: Mature Warnings: Slightly graphic sex

Lady Thief by Lady Kaliska Description: Some dream of beautiful, flawless jewels and usually someday is given an expensive token of appreciation from their beloved. But one little pink haired trickster steals said jewels from those unaware... Beware she who is blessed by the Trickster god. Words: 98928 Timeline: Thief AU Pairing: Sakura/Itachi Minor: Naruto/Hinata, Tsunade/Jiraiya Rating: Mature Warnings: Violence, some sexual innuendo I also must warn that there are a lot of spelling and grammatical mistakes, but I think that it's worth it because of the great story

Storybook by moodiful819 Description: When Sakura was given her first godmother assignment, she had been expecting a lonely young orphan with evil step-relatives who was friends with mice. What she got instead was a perverted, unmarried, over-the-hill prince. Kakasaku. -Cover by dimisfit- Words: 6715 Timeline: Fairy godmother AU Pairing: Kakashi/Rin, Kakashi/Sakura Rating: Teen Warnings: Just some randomy fluffy-stuffs

The Kekkei Genkai of Haruno Sakura by swbooker Description: When Sakura turns 21, she must marry or face death. Thank God she's got Minato: the Love Guru there to help her make sense of it all. Words: 22792 Timeline: Please don't ask me this, as I stopped paying attenion to canon a long time ago... Pairing: Kakashi/Sakura, minor side pairings Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic sex, injury but it's more like how it is on the show

Shotgun Wedding by MLWood Description: Marrying your team leader just isn't done, in fact it is pretty much forbidden, so when Tsunade needs to send Team 7 on a mission to infiltrate an enemy compound, forcing Kakashi and Sakura to marry and then have them run away together, works in her favor. Of course the boys will follow them, even into banishment. Words: 46,319 Timeline: ?????? Pairing: Kakashi/Sakura Rating: Mature Warnings: Sex, violence but it's kind of like on the show

The President by lRinna Description: Haruno Sakura is a hard-working doctor at a prestigious hospital, whose life is about to be turned around by the arrival of a mysterious new Hospital President, Uchiha Itachi. Workplace romance is never easy between two professionals, especially when both are workaholics. They say it takes a village to raise a child, but it takes a hospital to put these two together. A cute Hospital AU inspired by many romcoms, perfect for your fluff needs. Words: 30,024 Timeline: A hospital AU Pairing: Sakura/Itachi, minor background pairings of Ino/Shikamaru and Naruto/Hinata Rating: T Warnings: Sakura gets her throat cut at one point, but she's okay. Also mentions of drug abuse and the like.

Where it Happened by Sariasprincy Description: He was the new head of Cardio and her new boss, and though she thought him a little full of himself, it seemed there was more to the famed Uchiha Itachi than he led on. Not that she could claim her life was that uncomplicated as well. ItaSaku. Modern AU. Grey's Anatomy AU. Rated M for mentions of adult themes. Words: 98k+ Timeline: A hospital AU. She says that it's Gray's Anatomy, but it could be any sort of hospital drama Pairing: Sakura/Itachi, mentions of past Sakura/Gaara, minor background pairing of Ino/Shikamaru Rating: M Warnings: It's got vivid descriptions of various medical/surgical stuff. So if watching a medical show grosses you out, probably not the best Minor but intense mentions of past emotional abuse/manipuation Graphic sex

Succumb by Astroavis Description: Sakura had always known that Sasuke was going to be her alpha. Or at least she had thought. When Sasuke's rejection of her leaves her heartbroken, Sakura dedicates her life to becoming a medical ninja and shoves aside any lingering hope that she would one day find her mate. Until a chance encounter changes her and her life forever. A/O/B dynamics Words: 17k+ Timeline: Everything is the same except for some ABO dynamics Pairing: Sakura/Itachi Rating: M Warnings: Graphic sex that doesn't quite seem to understand how the human body works, but sure...

A Gift Horse by darth-healer Description: Itachi learns not to look a gift horse in the mouth. Sakura learns she's had her eye on the wrong Uchiha this whole time. ItaSaku NonMassacre Words: 98k+ Timeline: AU where the Uchiha massacre never happened Pairing: Sakura/Itachi Rating: M Warnings: Graphic sex, talk about pedophilia and underaged/trafficked hookers, violence but it's like on the show

Scar Tissue by TipsyRaconteur Description: She comes to him on the type of day that he has way too often—the type of day that almost breaks a man—and she asks him to let her take care of him. And just like that, he starts to let her in, without ever even meaning to. (For KakaSaku Month 2018 Healing Prompt.) Words: 7952 Timeline: After Kakashi became Hokage Pairing: Sakura/Kakashi Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic sex

A Study in Movement Description: Being a single mom is tough; Sakura knows this. She juggles taking care of her 12- year- old, working as a nurse technician and oh, right- she's a stripper too. It's not an easy life, but it's the best she can do given what she has. What she isn't prepared for is Sarada's handsome teacher who she meets at the parent/teacher conference, as well as his surprise appearance at the strip club she preforms at one evening with his friends. What up here's a modern stripper AU. kakasaku Complete Words: 53626 Timeline: Stripper/teacher AU Pairing: Kakashi/Sakura, past Sakura/Sauske that's an important plot point Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic sex, some violence, dubcon There is one graphic sex scene with Sakura/Sauske and I'm warning you in advance if that pairing makes your skin crawl like it does for me. However... guess which scene is the dubcon.

When the Night Comes by Alien_Writes Description: Vampires didn’t exist. At least, that’s what Sakura had always assumed. But, after being attacked by a man who had definitely been dead, she wasn’t too sure. Throw in the strange changes she had been going through and the masked man who refused to leave her alone, and Sakura was becoming aware that nightmares were, in fact, real. Words: 219581 Timeline: Vampire AU Pairing: Kakashi/Sakura, it's also tagged with Ino/Shikamaru but we never actually see that... Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic and slightly disturbing violence (way more than on the original show), sex

Konoha Guide to Abandonded Places by ThisCatastrophe Description: Sakura can't forget about Sasuke. It's the middle of summer and she's feeling abandoned. All that keeps her afloat is the hope that Sasuke will send her a letter sometime soon, but that hasn't happened in months. She can only throw herself into her work. Though at least she has an unlikely friend to rely on. (ShinoSaku hurt/comfort slice of life. Some sad teens watching summer roll by and figuring themselves out.) Words: 12988 Timeline: I think that they're like teenagers? IDK Pairing: Sakura/Shino, lots of mentions of Sakura/Sasuke but he never makes a physical appearance Rating: Teen Warnings: A lot of angst over Sasuke being a dickweed but what else is new

i guess i'm stuck with me by moonvalentine Description: They're both used to being quiet, socially inept, and alone. Maybe now they can do so together. Words: 19523 Timeline: It goes from the time that they're children past the 4th war Pairing: Shino/Hinata, minor of Tenten/Neji Rating: General Warnings: Just some kissing and hand-holding. Those sluts.

Sowing the Seeds by Jan Lee Description: [NOVEL.] [COMPLETE.] In the beginning, Ino didn't think Shino even knew she existed. Shino strives to attract Ino's attention after years of seemingly cold silence. Both must endure meddling and judgmental family and friends. Ino-centric/Shino-centic. Slow-burning. Citrus. AUish, set after Fourth Shinobi War. Hands-down the best romance story I've ever written. Words: 263,030 Timeline: It's after the war, but slightly AU Pairing: Shino/Ino Rating: M Warnings: Sex, violence like on the show, abusive and emotionally manipulative parents

The One Night Henge by The.Cherry.Bloosom1 Description: What happens when two people with an unpleasant history are able to see each other through different eyes? They learn things that they never would have and feel things for each other they never thought they could. Thanks, CherryBerry12 for being such a great beta. Words: 62k+ Timeline: After the end of the series but slightly to the left lol Pairing: Sakura/Kakashi, Ino/Genma Rating: M Warnings: Graphic sex, Naruto-related violence

1NEW1 Another Life by bluefurcape (pretty kid) Description: Sometimes you start wondering about what could have been... Words: 52800 Timeline: Post start of Baruto, partly AU in a world-jumping sort of way Pairing: Kakashi/Sakura, Sakura/Sasuke (it's pretty major, if that's a turn-off for you) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic sex between both Sakura/Kakashi as well as Sakura/Sasuke. Cheating, if that's not your thing.

1NEW1 Ten Weeks by al_holland Description: He had a teasing remark on the tip of his tongue, poised to taunt her into making the first move out of this playful dance and toward their bed, but the words died on his lips as her hand drifted from his chest to her own belly. “How far along?” he asked, though he had a feeling he already knew. Her smirk sweetened into a smile. “Ten weeks.” Sakura returns from a long haul mission with some big news. Words: 9555 Timeline: Who knows Pairing: Kakashi/Sakura Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic sex, pregnancy/breeding fetish that should probably warn about

1NEW1 Take My Picture by moor Description: Modern sugar daddy/cam girl MadaSaku AU. Tumblr Prompt: Sakura is secretly a cam girl that Madara loyally follows... Naruto DILF/MILF Week 2021 fic. Prompts: Sugar Mommy/Daddy - #SugarMommyDaddy, Magazine Spread/Photoshoot - #CaptureMeOnCamera Words: 23116 Timeline: Modern AU Pairing: Sakura/Madara, very minor mentions of Izuna/Sakura and Itachi/Sakura Rating: Mature Warnings: Sex, sex work

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I need help please...

THIS IS GOING TO BE LONG I’M SO SORRY!!

Okay so I am writing this in the hope that I am going to be able to fine people to give me advice, or tips, or whatever to help me sort through all the shit that’s going on in my head. I am also going to see a professional that can help me through therapy or whatever I am going to need, because honestly, these last few years has been really complicated... Now, in this text I am going to talk about sex and sexuality and private parts so beware.

About me first and foremost: I am a 23 year old girl studying in 3D animation, with a diagnostic in attention deficit disorder (Inattention with some impulsive tendencies, NO hyperactivity). I am only now discovering more about my diagnostic, finding out in the process that ADD people do have self-esteem issues, which I have because honestly my self-esteem can be pretty dam low, especially when I do art (which I love doing). The lack of organisation, being extremely forgetful, the difficulty of managing big tasks, or simply keeping up with my chores are all things that I have difficulty with. But I can manage, I can easily find ways to help me. Hell I managed to do all the chores one afternoon because I stuck a bunch of post-its around the house with my chores written on them! My ADD isn’t the problem right now, my questions about my sexuality is...

I did have a boyfriend once, only one, last year... and it lasted 3 months before we broke it off. It was mutual, we were both crying, although I was crying less than him. Looking back, I can sort of tell that I wasn’t really invested into the relationship. I was giddy thinking about going out on dates at first, enjoying talking with him and holding hands and the occasional hugs, but when kissing came into play? I was fine with a peck on the lips, but I was more uncomfortable when it came to a more open mouth kiss, and kissing with the tongue, while it never happened, grossed me out just thinking about it. From what I could tell, my ex was a very touchy person, with the hugs and the kisses, and for some reason really liked my butt ( which was weird in my opinion, and was hyper-aware every time he touched my butt and I could only concentrate on that...). Even when we were texting he was really invested into the conversation and looking back I felt that I was lying, sometimes I was outright lying, and I think I did mostly to spare him from my lack of interest. I couldn’t even say “I love you” to him. Being bilingual in french/english I was able to say “Je t’aime” which in french it means both like and love, but I was never able to say that I loved him...

After my relationship with him, I can tell that the small part of a relationship do somewhat interest me. The pecks, the hugs, the cuddles, the hand holding, all the simple simple stuff. But I have never felt the NEED to be in a relationship, and I don’t see the hurry to be in one either. I don’t really know how to explain it either. I don’t know if I’m just uninterested or haven’t found someone worth it or whatever. The only interest in a relationship that I can tell I definitely have is with all my OTPs in all the fandoms that I’m in...

And now for my sexuality, I think that I might be asexual...? From what I can tell from the research that I have done, an asexual is someone that doesn’t experience sexual attraction, and I don’t think I do... Well I don’t even know if I have the most basic attraction because I can tell when someone is pretty/handsome but that’s it. My train of thought stop right there. But back to the sexual aspect of things for now because it’s the one I have questions for. While I never had sex before and am a complete and utter virgin, I have read lemon/smut/porn or however you want to name it, whether it’s classified at Mature or Explicit. I have read Hentai before too, and I don’t mind talking about it either even though I might turn red, but honestly I once talked about BDSM with my Mom and 20 y-o sister over the dinner table. But even if I am fine reading about it, watching porn or me doing sex, I don’t really see myself doing either. While I have touched myself a little bit while reading porn, just the though of sticking anything into my private parts creeps me out so much!! I don’t even want to think about tampons and I can totally see myself using pads for the rest of my life.

Despite everything I might read on the internet, I can’t help thinking about things along the lines of “how do you know you don’t like sex if you haven’t had any” and “maybe you just haven’t found the right person to be with”. I can’t help thinking them because I was only in ONE relationship that lasted 3 months. And I am scared that I am going to grow up alone, the forever bridesmaid while all my friends gets married and I’ll be a crazy lady with multiple dogs. I am worried that in the over sexual society I won’t be able to find someone to be with because they’ll all want sex and I wont. From the book on ADD that I read it says that my diagnostic can cause problems in a relationship due to the forgetfulness and the lack of organisation, and I don’t know if it’s my low self-esteem talking or not... but with everything going on with only these 2 aspects of my life, am I ever going to be able to find someone to love me? Or will on my bagage just drive everyone away?