#i don’t play abt unrivaled

[connormccafferyhater]

heyyyy do you mind helping a slow pookie out? what’s unrivaled??? like ik it’s sum to do w phee and stewie but like what is it fr ??

omg you’re not on your zoom babes but i’ll tell you! unrivaled is a 3x3 league that was founded by stewie and phee in july of 2023. the league is supposed to consist of the top 30 (now 36) players in the league, is made up of 6 basketball clubs (laces, mist, vinyl, phantom, lunar owls, and the rose), and all the games are held in miami.

what makes unrivaled unique is that it gives players a new opportunity to get everything they’d want from offseason play but easier. they don’t have to play overseas, they get the most off time than any other sports league before the wnba season starts, they’re playing top notch competition, and on top of that they’re getting paid more than what they usually would overseas (and they get to enjoy the nice weather during the winter)(and enjoy march madness in person since it’s in tampa this year).

it’s basically the new ig “it” league for the wnba rn and ppl are saying it could act as competition due to the attention and equity it’s getting versus the wnba in the past years. that’s basically it tho i hope that was a good enough synopsis.

[elliesglock]

Hello, CC anon (sorry about the yap sesh in your inbox but this gets so fucking infuriating and it needs to be talked about more.)

Honestly, everyone hating on Unrivaled probably JUST started watching women’s basketball last year. And I can guarantee they’re all straight white men who were JV benchwarmers (if they even PLAYED basketball), back in HS. They don’t understand the game, they don’t even understand WHAT Unrivaled is at all. Just hating on something they don’t have a clue about.

Something I think we should also note is that people call Paige a social justice warrior allllll over Twitter as if it’s an insult that she has a basic fucking understanding of her privilege. God forbid she shed a light on the black women who have literally paved the way for her success today.

And back to CC, while she has spoken about the Angel beef, which, ironically, she probably saw on social media, she’s not ONCE addressed the stuff with Nai…. Even though it’s all over Indiana wbb twitter. Realllly fucking odd.

you're fine that's what my inbox is for! idk she's just weird to me always has been. ive always felt like she gave spoiled white girl and people would praise her for being childish asf on the court 😒 men will literally always ruin everything and that's who she brought to women's basketball. i've been sick ever since. clock it cause whenever i see a video posted of paige bringing awareness to something there's these old timers in the comments saying she's been taken over by the left??? HOW IS THAT AN INSULT OR SUM U THINK ABT WHAT???!??! these old man with their balls hanging down to their ankles to need to HOP OFF my goats posts that's for sure. it's fucked up that's her own teammate and she let it happen. idk just not sum a good role model would do

[virtuemoired]

drop ur top TSCO moments

ok this is literally gonna make zero sense to anyone here but since u asked i will indulge!

1. canada in a day

this is 1 min 54 secs of tsco, no filters, just pure unrivaled joy. they open with “hello, canada!” and scott sings “it’s meeee” which is like the cheesiest thing ever BUT he makes her laugh which is a win for all of canada. in the next scene scott asks the iconic “what do you love?” and tessa is like “canada!” bc cmon they r doing this vid for canada in a day! little does tessa know that virtuemoir IS canada and scott rightfully calls her out by saying “ooh, thought it was gonna be me!” and i 100% AGREE bc they did not spent 20 years of their lives being announced as “representing canada, tessa virtue and scott moir” for tessa to say that, i rest my case. moving on, do u realise that after every question scott manages to make! her! laugh! and also i love this format where they ask each other questions they should do this all the time and i’m filing this video in my folder titled “reasons_why_vm_should_host_a_podcast”. there r many more moments esp all the eye contact but literally tessa laughs every .2 seconds and they r obvs v happy and therefore i am happy! listen, i don’t know what they ate before this video, but can i have some of that plz bc i want to be this happy all the time & even though there’s uncopyrighted music playing in the background it is truly a piece of art and will 4ever be my fav video of them.

2. newlywed game

firstly, on a completely self indulgent and superficial note, they look so good here. like this is latch!Scott and prince!Tessa united and i am so glad my parents found each other at last. i know i know, ofc we have to talk abt the “sometimes you’re just so restless,,,, I READ” quote that has been gifed to a ridiculous degree, history books will talk about this moment and i can’t say i’m mad about it. BUT we r here to talk about tsco not “shippy moments” so let’s get down to business. in this vid scott is clearly trying to make tessa laugh throughout and he SUCCEEDS so we get 3 mins of tessa virtue laughing and scott teasing her so this is tsco certified! also i want to personally thank whoever’s idea this was bc i googled and NO OTHER SKATER (besides the ummm shibsibs????? cosmopolitan i have QUESTIONS) did this so i am calling it right now that skate canada is a vmie thru and thru also idk what it is w putting uncopyrighted music behind these vids but u know what v/m really make anything work!!

3. 2015 canadian nationals

this is honestly what i want in life. i just want to skate around an ice rink w my soulmate when it is dark at night and have him compliment me IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK??? at 23 seconds in right before the camera cuts u see tessa leaning towards him and i’m not saying that it has to be anything but the camera cuts so we will never know! can u imagine turning on ur tv and being like ooh nationals is on and then seeing this? i just think that no other opening will ever top this one bc they don’t even say anything about the nationals for all i know this could be some ad bc it’s just them goofing around an ice rink but it WORKS and here’s to hoping skate canada will open nationals like this every year bc i would watch the whole thing. when scott tells me to enjoy my commercial break i will gladly do so bc i just witnessed the best 40 seconds in my life.

4. worlds 2017 post fd interview

the real tsco moment starts at 2:02 and even though it is only 15 secs long that 15 secs just extended my life span by 5 years. i watch this daily to get a free boost of serotonin and i highly recommend u do too!

5. the soi proposal

as u can tell, i do not have a video/gif to accompany this bc 1. i do not want to go looking for it 2. like scott, i prefer to think of it as a fever dream. this is hands down the most chaotic thing that vm has ever done and i don’t think i’ll ever recover. the power that that has, the intelligence that that has, the clearance that that has, the access that that has, the influence that that has, the profile that that has, the international implications that that has. omg. it is literally the COLLAPSE of the vm fandom i was watching it in class one day and one of my classmates yelled OH MY GOD SHE PROPOSED TO HIM and started freaking out even though i have mentioned vm probably once to her. 

side note: i didn’t tell her it wasn’t real.