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luffyvace · 10 months ago

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Tanjiro x male reader<3

Tanjiro x male reader won second place in the poll!! :) enjoy tanjiro stans<3

Starting back at the final selection let’s say that’s when you met

just to clear things up

and you two started dating some time after that

of course eventually making it official

tanjiro was quite flustered when he realized his sexuality might be different from tradition

but he wasn’t afraid to be bi/gay/pan or anything

he just thought- ..! Actually he never really thought of that type of thing..

I mean he was kinda too young

but now that your together!

he has time to figure it all out :)

tanjiro is such a sweet lover!

and helpful!

and caring!

(Really he’s a ball of love)

if you feel tired he carries you

(Even if your both beat up after a mission)

if you need water he’ll spare you some of his or go fetch some

And he’s always down to spar at any type of day!

I will say he’s not thinking about you in that way when you take your shirt off

but when you do he definitely admires you!

you might have abs seeing as though the demon slayer corps has………...harsh (brutal) training 😅

if you do then he sees it as a result of your hard work!

same with scars!

especially with scars<3

he can 100% relate and you two share stories about each one

if you have any—you probably trauma bond

you guys just end up talking all night long about your past, everything that happened, your pain, whether you want revenge or not and so on!

It strengthens your trust and relationship with each other

btw if anyone asks why your together as two males or how you know you actually like men..

tanjiro will humbly and politely educate (lecture) them on how important you are to each other, how you met, why/when you started dating and even if they don’t like it, it’s simple to walk away instead of disrespecting your relationship!

I hope y’all don’t run into uzui..

(y’all do)

that man has THREE wives why wouldn’t he question when he sees you two?? 😬🧍‍♀️

tanjiro had to hit em with the quick fix cuz when I tell you he did not let that slide 😂

especially with how slick uzui mouth be gettin..😒

Tanjiro also has learned to adjust to scavenging for food (he grew crops with his mom)

as well as inosuke (he grew up in the wild) and zenitsu (he used to have crops with his sensei)

so if you can too, great!

if not the 3 of them work together to make the 4 of you meals

and after they learn how to stop burning them

theyre pretty tasty too!!

don’t expect inosuke to share.

do expect inosuke to take

-note to self, m/n.

zenitsu doesn’t see the attraction to males instead of females

he won’t judge but will ask you two if your sure your into males

and after tanjiro gives him that lecture about being respectful-

he doesn’t question it again

LOL

inosuke straight up don’t care

he doesn’t really view relationships in a romantic way

its more so between “they’re beneath me” , “they’re above me, I must beat them”

so no worries about him judging either 😋

if nezuko doesn’t like you

it’s not to say tanjiro won’t date you because of it

but I’ll honestly say it plays a factor

If sweet nezuko doesn’t like you it prob means something..🤨

she has good instincts so tanjiro might start to assume you have ill intent or smth 😬

he’ll try to get her to like you and if she warms up to you he assumes it might’ve been personal 😂🤷‍♀️

but if she doesn’t..

he finds you like 30% less attractive🧍‍♀️

if she does like you from jump, she starts to protect you as well

and loves to spend time with you when she’s outside her box

tanjiro adores this and you three cuddle or play in each other’s hair whenever you have the time

It also makes him happy if you accept nezuko as a demon quickly

after missions tanjiro finds you, nezuko, zenitsu and inosuke

then cries

like your all just a crying mess tbh

i mean unless your like emotionally unavailable..

BC I DON’T SEE HOW YOU COULD NOT CRY AS A MINOR WHO HAS TO KILL LITERAL HORRIFYING BEASTS FOR A LIVING?!?!?!?

Tanjiro will help you achieve your goals as you likely help him achieve his

even more so after that night you had where you opened up to each other about your past

(again, only if you have truama)

tanjiro is really grateful for you

before all he had was nezuko

and aside from zenitsu and inosuke

now he has you!! 💗

tanjiro’s love languages are acts of service, quality time, words of affirmation and (shy) physical touch

actually maybe some gift giving when he can too!!

so all?!

such a green flag 💖

for acts of service as I said he’ll genuinely do any sane thing you ask of him

he cares about you that much

he won’t bother to complain about being tired either

he automatically assumes your either doing worse or he’s fine

as for quality time he gets really relieved when he gets sent on missions with you

at least he can be there to see and protect you

(or maybe vice versa 😂)

he’d beat himself up about not being able to protect you more if you get serious injures

tends to your wounds everyday then trains vigorously

to get stronger and protect you as you fight along side him when he fights muzan

if your gonna fight along side him in that battle? He’s gonna need to be strong enough to protect you.

he doesn’t want to loose you.

especially not to that man.

he lost everything to him.

he won’t let it happen again.

💗💕💖🍡♥︎

for quality time outside of missions ✌︎('ω')✌︎

tanjiro likes to train, cuddle, go on walks, go shopping, chit chat :)

All that good stuff <3

with words of affirmation he really just praises you all the time

”you did your best today in training! I could tell! :D”

“You look great today m/n!! I’m glad your wearing the (favorite men’s jewelry piece) I got you!”

”I can definitely tell your getting stronger, m/n!!!”

it can also be

“get a good nights sleep, m/n! I love you!”

”be careful on your mission okay? I love you, m/n!”

“thank goodness we surviveeeeed!!! I love you m/n!! I love you so much!!”

now lastly for (shy) physical touch

he is nervous to touch you

he doesn’t wanna make you uncomfortable, yes that’s the last thing he wants

he doesn’t know how to execute it so he ends up either asking or making it very obvious of what he’s trying to do

that way you can shut him down early on just in case

and you won’t feel pressured to let him if you dislike affection

which mind you he does asks if your okay with it first

so that’s likely not the case

if you did mention your distaste for physical affection, however, it’s duly noted in his mind and will keep it to a minimum

your gonna have to discuss boundaries or else he’s gonna act like you have the plague trying not to upset you 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Tanjiro doesn’t dislike pda or anything

he’s just a bit embarrassed about it

maybe if it’s more subtle like resting your head on his shoulder, then yeah that’s okay!

hugging too!!

but direct kissing or hand holding?

his face is a cherry and he’s apologizing to the passerbyers for disturbing them

even if they don’t mind

he’s self aware when it comes to not disturbing others

tanjiro can be a little flustered/shy about things but he’s certainly isn’t embarrassed about your relationship!

he’s quite proud, actually!

will happily tell/correct anyone that asks or misjudges♡♡♡

It’ll make me happy if you enjoyed this, so hopes to you did!

(apologies for the procrastination, and thank you for your patience lovelies!)

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little-reader · 2 years ago

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“The Son of A Monster.” Ch.4

Masterlist

Warnings; Death, blood, Slow-burn Sexual tension, Gay awakening (For both), Cursing, Negan is Readers dad, Enemies to lovers story. Fighting. Zombie apocalypse

You didn’t see Carl, Rick, Michonne, or Rosita for the rest of the day. Not that you minded, you needed to rest anyway.

“Do you need anything?” You called from the shower. “Like from my dad or hilltop?”

Iris looked up from her book as you came in with just a towel. “Uh… Not that I know of. I’m sure I can just ask around, I don’t exactly know what I’m doing.” She huffed, looking back at the book.

“Did you run out of anything? Food, meds… books?” You asked, She only shook her head...It was six p.m. and barely dark.

You hugged her and rolled over. “I have to head to Hilltop tomorrow, Not to pick anything big up, but just talk to people, by myself of course,” you said. “Plus, I know Simon isn’t going to go easy on them, so I’ll just help them a bit, Simon can do the rest,”

You decided to stay there tonight. You cooked Iris breakfast in the morning while she stayed asleep. You left it on the nightstand and got dressed.

You walked out into the sun and left to the gate, walking out, grabbed your bike, and left. You got there later than you would have liked, but by that point you didn’t care, all you need was to look around and get vitamins.

The doors to Gregory’s office opened. “Paul, Negan’s son is here to check out the place, he wants to talk to you.”

“Fuck.” Paul said, looking at mostly Maggie, Sasha, and Daryl. “The three of you find a good place to hide, preferably alone and separate.” He said, ushering them out.

“Why Is he here?” Rick asked.

“He comes for the saviors, A dude named Simon helps him,” Gregory answered. “Your gonna get me killed.” He paused. “And my people of course.”

You waited outside, looking at the walls and the people around you. All of them working or walking around. The kids play small games with each other. The breeze was small, but it felt good. The doors opened to the museum… house? And Paul came out with a smile.

“Hey, come inside.” He said, holding the door open. You kept a stern look as you entered, thanking him. “So, I thought we had another week or two.” He said, turning to you.

“Oh, that's not exactly why I’m here.” You said, with a small smile. You held out your hand. “Y/n Smith, I didn’t introduce myself last time.” You said. He shook your hand.

“Paul.” He said that’s when Gregory came out.

“Ah! The boss's kid,” He said, rapping his arm around you. “What can I help you with? Food? People? Or a drink?” He asked. You glared at the man. He was licking your shoes every chance he got. He was like a who wanted treats.

“No, You said, moving his arm off you and backing away. “I was here to talk to Paul, and look around.” You stated, tilting your head.

“Oh, you see, Paul isn��t the leader-” He laughed, staring at your glare. “And, you know I have more important things to do anyway, so Paul can show you everywhere… every room.” He said, looking over to Paul. He left, going into the room, that now doesn’t have that weird painting.

“Does he always bullshit?” You asked, Paul only nodded and walked you into the dining room, and to a small table. “I just need something small.” You said. Walking outside.

“Anything.”

“I was just wondering if your doctor had vitamins?” You asked. He looked at you a little weirdly. “My wife’s pregnant, I just wanted to talk to him, or see if you knew.” Paul looked surprised.

“Okay, yeah we have some.” He said, ushering you to follow him. “You look a little young to have a wife.” He said as you walked.

You chuckled. “Yeah, that’s what I told my dad. He didn’t take it too well. But I and Iris aren’t,” You waved your hands around a bit, and Paul nodded with a small smile. “She's not exactly my type either.” You said as you entered the trailer.

You were given the bottle of vitamins and told when she should take them, and how much she should eat a day. You listened closely, nodded, and left. The place was quiet, small, and overall a great place to run.

“I would stay longer, But I have to go. It was nice you meet you.” You said, Holding your hand out. Paul shook it then Gregory.

“Uh, you too,” Gregory said, a slight shudder.

You started to leave before stopping. “Oh, and I almost forgot..” You paused, walking over to him and tilting your head, before smiling. “I wanna meet the people who came here earlier.”

Paul looked up from the ground and Gregory's eyes went wide. “I’m afraid I don’t understand.” He exclaimed. You only laughed.

“Yeah… I think you do.” You said, grabbing a cigarette and lighting it, “At first, I thought maybe your people regularly go out of the walls you have built. But, as I continued to look around, I realized you have almost an enclosed community. Paul is certainly the only one who goes out, and Gregory… well you're just a pussy. So! Who’s tracks were outside?”

Paul walked down the hall with the group, Maggie, Sasha, and Daryl was still hidden. “Gregory-” Rick started as the door opened. He paused as he came more into the room and the door closed.

You sat in Gregory’s chair, with a glass of liquor in your hand and not a single bit of happiness in your features. You sighed and waved to the chairs. Rick sat down and the others stood.

“Before I start scolding you like a pregnant teen, I need you to understand something.” You said, passing him a drink and leaning forward. “1. I am absolutely scared of you and your girlfriend or whatever you guys are, your son too.” You said, keeping eye contact with him. He gave a confused look. “But I’m more afraid of my father. And If he finds out I’m here talking to you guys and not at Alexandria, he’ll break my shit up.” You stated. “So this, this never happened.”

“I-” Rick paused and nodded. ‘We were just making deals, okay?” He said.

“Deals are fine, but I’m supposed to be watching you all.” You said, tilting your head. “Mostly your son.” You said. “Next time you go out, and Carls with you, I’m going.” You started and stood. You had a lot of time to think when you realized they were hiding here, and you weren’t stupid.

You decided not to say anything and left, waving them off.

When you returned, Iris was outside and sitting in a chair on the porch. You shook the bottle as you reached her spot. “Got you these.” You said. She smiled and grabbed them. “Also, everything you need to know. I asked Everything.” You said, handing her the sheet of paper.

She smiled at you and thanked you. ‘It’s late, let's get to bed.”

–Carls POV–

The group went to the kingdom after the whole ordeal with you and Gregory. Although Carl didn’t do any talking, he sat and watched. He knew that the “King” Was contemplating whether or not he should have his people conspire with them and Hilltop.

Carl looked out the window and into the town. It was almost night and the sun was starting to set. Ezekiel had invited them to say the night so they wouldn’t be engulfed in the night by the time they got back. Y/n was gonna be pissed, he was supposed to watch him but had to wait another day.

Carl sighed as he heard the group talking through the wall. He took off his hat and boots, along with his flannel, and hung them up. There was something Carl couldn’t scratch off of him. The look in your eye when you caught them.

And no, not the pissed-off look you gave. But something deeper. Your face showed clear signs that you were angry but your eyes gave… impressed? Or expected, like he knew you all were going to do something to fight for yourself.

Carl sighed and rolled into bed, staring at the wall as he drifted into thought.

Carls's eyes opened slowly. He was in a field, one so bright he had to cover his eyes, and with birds flying above him. He sat up, feeling the top of his head, there was no hat, just his hair, which was short than how he had it now. He blinked, then turned. “Papa!” A small voice called. Carl looked over to see... You holding a child and spinning him around. You both were laughing and screaming. You looked slightly older, taller, and broader.

Carl was pushed slightly as small arms wrapped around him in a hug. “Daddy! Home.” The smaller child whined. The kid climbed into his lap as he watched the wind blow the overgrown leaves.

“Hey.” A deep voice appeared beside him as you walked over, the other child in your arms. You bent down and grabbed his chin, kissing him.

Carl opened his eyes. The window let the light pour onto his face. He breathed in and out before sitting up and touching his lips before wiping them and standing up.

A knock came on the door. “Get ready, Carl. We're about to leave.” Michonne called through the door. Carl sighed and grabbed his things, putting his shoes and flannel on and grabbing his hat from the table. He left out into the hall and greeted the others.

“We got to get home soon,” Rick said as they headed out to the gate.

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You looked at the time. It was now noon and they still weren’t back. You sighed and left to the kitchen, going through the pantry, looking for food to eat. You settled on ravioli. When you would make it, You could smell it from a mile away. Your mother taught you how to make it homemade.

You took out the supplies, but that's when they showed up, you looked out the window to see the gates open and then trucks roll in. You sighed and started to put everything up, hoping your dad didn’t show up.

You walked to the house your wife stayed in and where they kept the food. You knocked on the garage door as you walked closer to Simon. You already told the people not to go into Iris’s room.

“Hey, Y/n!” Simion said, looking over at you with a smile. “Just visiting.” He said with a wink.

“Hey, Simon.” You said back, looking at the others. “It’s not stock-up day, why are you doing here?” You asked.

“Oh, you haven’t heard?” Simon asked, you looked around, noticing how empty the shelves were.“Daryl got out, the same day Carl busted your ass.” Ignoring the last comment, you sharply looked at Rick, making eye contact. Rosita looked at you and Rick.

“Hm, that's funny.” You said, looking back at Simon and smiling. “Well, I’ve got a little cooking to do.” You said. “I’ll be going, tell dad I said Hi,” You turned around and

“Ah ah, not so fast,” he said, holding out a radio. “Your daddy wants to know how his little girl is doing,” He said in a mocking tone. You rolled your eyes, giving a quick “Shut the fuck up” Before leaving upstairs.

You sighed and rubbed your eyes before pressing the button to voice. “Dad, you there?” You asked, sitting on the counter in the kitchen. There was a slight pause before someone started speaking.

“This is D, who is this?” The other line cut off.

“Y/n, dumbass. Why the fuck would I say, Dad?” You replied. It took about thirty seconds before you got a reply back.

“Y/n. Finally, what took so long?” Your dad asked. “I told you, I need you to check in with me every few days.”

“It hasn’t been a few days.” You said. “That's not the point. Everything running smoothly. Is this about Daryl?” You questioned, your eyes looking around the room.

You kept conversating back and forth. Giving him a few details about everything and how you were doing before Simon came to get his radio back. “Bye kid… and Do not disappoint me,” Negan said before you handed the radio back.

“You heard the man,” Simon Said as you lead him out. As the trucks pulled out, and the gates shut, you turned to Rick.

“I don’t give a fuck what you do, but you better fucking find out who did that shit.” You said, turning to leave. You stopped and walked over to Carl, grabbing his arm, and dragging him with you. “And I have TO WATCH HIM YOU KNOW!” You yelled at them. “It’s MY JOB!”

Carl pulled back by the time you reached Aaron's house. “What the hell,” Carl muttered and you turned to him.

“Yeah, keep what the hell-ing me.” You started to walk again, ushering him to follow. “I told you guys, I have to watch you. If my dad, shit, even if Simon finds out, I’m fucked.” You said, walking up the stairs of the grimes house.

“What’s he gonna do, take your baseball bat and throw it off a cliff.” He said, sarcastically.

“You should be a comedian.” You blankly stated as you entered the kitchen. You both were quiet while you got the things out of the pantry and laid everything out.

“What are you making?” Carl asked, looking over from the counter. You looked over with a hum. “Ravioli.” You said simply. “With cheese inside.”

“Why is your family so obsessed with a noodle of some kind?” He asked, sitting back in his chair. You sighed and continued to ignore him as you started to make the dough. You're glad that your dad gave you eggs and oil before leaving, plus a jar of pesto sauce. “If you're just gonna cook for the next hour, I’m gonna go.”

You turned and pushed him back in his seat, softly, before turning back. “Two hours actually, depending on how annoying your gonna be.” You said as you started whisking the dough. Carl only huffed and shuffled. “And you're not leaving, that's what you get for leaving for almost two days. My job to know where you are.” You mumbled the last part. You paused in thought, before turning around and wiping your hands. “You can help me. Wash your hands.”

“What-” You cut him off, “Wash your hands, your helping.” You said, taking his hat off as you walked by and threw it in the hallway. Carl rolled his eyes and grabbed the soap.

You grabbed a bowl and pan, and oil before turning on the stove. “Okay, what now?” Carl asked, coming beside you. You grabbed an apron and threw it on him.

“You're gonna finish assembling the dough, I’m doing the sauce.” You said, pouring the olive oil into the pan. “Start by whisking it in the middle as I did before.”

Carl started to do circles as you added crushed garlic and pesto sauce into the pan. Then you grabbed the bowl and placed it next to Carl. “That's for the cheese, but we’ll have to do that later.” You said, mixing the pesto and garlic.

Carl looked at you. “How do you know how to make all of this? You don’t even have a cookbook.” He asked, looking at you sideways as he started again.

You tapped your head. “I remember how to make it. I used to make it all the time, even after this shit happened I… I made it for my mom when she was sick.” You said. You stared at the pan and sat the wooden spoon down. You then started to pour the heavy cream in.

“Did she get bit?” He asked after a few quiet seconds. You shook your head and just continued to stir until you let it sit and pushed back. You looked over at Carl and then at the dough, it was barely done.

“Jesus.“ You mumbled and came behind him, reaching over him and moving his hands for him. “Like that, not the petty ass way you were just doing it.” He scoffed and you could feel the eye roll. You kept behind him, with your hands right beside his and you pointing out a few mistakes. You reached over to the pan on the stove and turned it off, moving the pan to another burner.

“And then curve it to the middle?” Carl asked, turning to look at you. His head almost collided when turning to look up at you. You looked into his eyes with a slight smirk. You nodded, taking your hands off of him and moving to the sauce, moving it back to the hot burner and adding cheese to it.

“After you finish with the dough, wrap it up and put it in the fridge. Then, we can make the cheese that goes inside it.” You said, stirring the sauce around. He nodded and started rolling the dough, making it into a sphere and looking through the cabinets for plastic wrap. He wrapped the dough in the plastic and put it in the fridge as you set a timer for an hour and left the sauce in a container to sit.

“I should have made that sauce later.” You started to clean up. Carl swept the small mess of flour on the floor while you re-sanitized the counters. It was silent the whole time, which made you anxious. You threw away the trash and placed the cloth down, sighing and turning around, watching him sweep slowly.

Carl dumped the flour out of the dustpan and into the trash before laying the broom in the closet. Carl turned around with a raised eyebrow, “What?”

“What ya’ wanna do for the next forty minutes.”

You had a timer in your pocket as you climbed the walls and started walking into the forest. Carl was walking a fair distance behind you as you took the lead. “Where are we going?” He called from his spot as he looked around.

You turned, walking backward. “I’m not telling you, come on.” You said, turning back and walking on. You stopped and waited for Carl to hurry up. When he finally reached you, you pulled your hands up above your head. “Welcome! To my hangout zone, we're gonna drop a few things off and come back after the food is done. It takes a while to get down here.” You said, going inside. It was logged cabin, it was still unfinished but it worked. It is two stories, has three bedrooms and two bath, and is completely solar-powered but has no water. “I found this place before we met your people, and I like to come here and hang out or get away from everyone.” You said, turning the lights on. “There's room for anything you could want in the world we have now. A garden, a life.” You sighed. “Except water, But I’m sure I can find out how to do that.”

“Damn,” Carl said, looking around and sitting on the couch. “This is nice and quiet.” He said, watching as you dig through your bag and set a few things down.

“Yeah, I’ve also slept here before. I covered all the windows so no one can see the light.” You stated, pointing to the windows. You looked at your timer, you had just enough time to get back. “Okay, let’s get our asses back home.” You said. “We can come back soon.”

You both walked outside as you turned off the light and closed the door. You walked behind him, again, at a distance. You also knew he probably didn’t like you much. “You don’t have to walk so far Carl, you or I could get jumped any minute.” You said as he looked back at you with that stupid stare. “Hey, I’m just saying.” You said, putting your hands up in the air and looking off to the side.

You stayed like that for a while, well not that long but it felt like an eternity. You huffed and jogged beside him. You bumped his shoulder. “Don’t be an ass.” You said, looking at your feet as you walked. “I get your father hates mine, and my dad killed your friends, but you get that doesn’t mean we can’t be friends, right?” You asked. “Plus, I’m only like a year older than you, and we’ve got similar heights, I’m just taller.” You said.

Carl hummed and bumped your shoulder harder. “Sure.” He said, looking you in the eye as your smile widened.

“Well that's final, we are now officially friends!” You said, doing jazz hands.

“I didn’t say that,” Carl said with an eyebrow raised.

“Too bad.” You replied with a smirk. “You signed a contract with the devil ever since you pointed that gun at my men, which was a badass move.”

Chapter 5

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bomikalover · 5 months ago

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heyy shyy!!!!!

i’m bored so imma ask rank ur top 5 df ships!!

OH YOU WANT ME TO DIEEEE DONT YOU

(Jk love you girlie 🫶🏾)

1: BOMIKA

OBVIOUSLY, WE ALL SAW THIS COMING. I’m a sucker for a good opposites attract but not too opposite?! If you know what I mean. Like Bose is a golden retriever dimwit who’s artistic and all about rule bending while Mika is a black cat brainiac who’s logical and all about rule-following. But they still are a match made in heaven because of their similar moral ground. Like Bomika are opposites but are aren’t polar opposites (like Bapa) The nicknames, the color coordination, the jealousy, all the tropes they fit, the height difference, the comfortability, and overall THE FACT THAT THEY WERE STRANGERS TO LOVERS. We literally saw their relationship go from strangers to friends to best friends to crushes to a couple! If S3 would have been a full season we would have seen canon Bomika!! They are a match made in heaven and the only confirmed canon ship of the show, I mean I will always be Bomikalover for a reason.

2: CHILES

Now I will say I titter on the line about whether I ship them as romantic or platonic but I think I finally have chosen my shipping route. I chose platonic Chiles-NOW HEAR ME OUT! Ever since I saw Chapa and Ruby then Miles and Buddy, my whole perspective changed. Chiles definitely gives best friends, like bail out of jail type of friends. Like I just know Chapa and Miles have to be super close hanging around Bomika all the time. Since Bomika have Bomika Sunday and seemed to be comfortable hanging without Chiles, Chiles had to learn to do the same. They just seem so happy being friends and I genuinely think that them not being together is the best option.

3:MACKERS

Now Buddy and Miles became a new ship of mine ever since I saw them in Big Dynomite. At first I thought they were cute friends then in Bose’s Bday I saw them as something more. That episode was literally Miles choosing between Buddy and Sissy. And he chose Buddy. Plus in SwellMelonFest, Buddy had an arranged date with a girl and showed no interest at all. He showed disgust more than anything. The HeadCanon that Buddy is gay is just canon atp. They both have similar personalities and seem to be comfortable with each other as well. But Miles to me felt the closest to Buddy out of the four kids. Bose had one sided beef cause Buddy actually has a dad who wants to spend time with him. Chapa is most likely still warming up to him but I think she’s second closest after Miles. Mika just seems to be treating him likes she treats all her friends but it’s Mika so what do you expect. Miles and Buddy would have been such a cute dynamic to see more off and it’s sad to say we won’t anymore.

4:CHAMIKA

Honestly I see this as romantic or platonic. I switch back and forth on the daily. Like I see them as besties but at the same time I wouldn’t be surprised if Chapa was the reason Mika found out she was Bisexual. Like they make sense dynamics wise.

Rule breaker x Rule follower

Black Swan x White Swan

And many more. But I ship Bomika so hard, that I struggle to see Mika’s romantic dynamic with anyone else but that’s a me problem lol.

But Chamika is a great ship, and I support it 100%

5: BAPA

I KNOW. I KNOW. ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK!

I DO NOT SHIP BAPA ROMANTICALLY.

Never have, never will.

It’s just not for me.

I can go on and on about why I don’t but I won’t out of respect for the Bapa shippers (who are actually educated and decent human beings) that do ship it.

But I adore the O’Brien De Silva twin dynamic. Like Bose and Chapa are so twins separated at birth core. Like 2 halves of the same person. They out twin the actual twins in the show. Like if I’m being honest it would have made more sense to have 2 sets of siblings than a pair of twins and 2 other kids. Or even better make Bapa step-siblings! Then their love-hate relationship makes a lot more sense. Like Chapa punched Bose in the face, pushed him in front of missiles, zapped him whenever she felt like it, dragged him around like a child, and told him that his dad wasn’t coming back. Plus many other things. Like that’s an older step-sister hating on her little bro right there.

BUT THATS MY TOP FIVE 🫶🏾

I didn't include Ruby & Chapa cuz I didn't feel fair since they only share one episode together unfortunately 😔

#SHIPS YAY #danger force #dangerverse #bose o'brien #mika macklin #danger force season 3 #nickelodeon #mika danger force #chapa de silva #miles macklin #bomika #chiles #mackers #chamika #bapa

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northlight14 · 2 months ago

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DnD incorrect quotes: Necrotic Music edition

Aka the ship between my OC’s, Warryn and Hecate

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Hecate: sorry I’m late. I was doing things

Warryn: hi I’m “things”

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Warryn, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?

Hecate, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

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Hecate: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-

Warryn: *blushes* What are your thoughts?

Hecate: The fourth sentence-

Warryn: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-

Hecate: It’s “you’re” not “your”.

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Hecate: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Warryn: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Hecate: ...

Hecate: You mean ring bearER, right?

Warryn: ...

Hecate: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Warryn, in Hecate’s bed: Morning… how’d ya sleep last night?

Hecate, knocking Warryn off: WHAT THE HELL?!

Warryn: Ow—

Hecate: What were you doing in my bed? You were supposed to sleep on the air mattress on the floor!

Warryn: I had a nightmare.

Hecate: You had a nightmare? What are you, five years old?

Warryn: Listen, I needed to feel comfortable and I was getting this perverse power dynamic vibe from me sleeping on the floor and you sleeping up there-

Hecate, in a royal accent: Why yes, how high and mighty I am up on my twin XL!

Warryn: That is not what I meant—

Hecate: Silence in the presence of your queen, who sleeps a lofty twelve and a half inches above the ground!

Warryn: Listen, I’m not ashamed. I slept comfortably when I got up on your bed and I’m sure you did too.

Hecate: Yeah, okay-

Warryn: You know what? I wanna know. How’d you sleep last night?

Hecate: …That was the best I’ve slept in a while.

Warryn, gasping: The queen slept comfortably with a peasant in her bed!

Hecate: I did not consent to this-

Warryn, dramatically: But my liege, our love is forbidden!

Hecate, on the phone: Hi, is this the front desk? Yeah, there’s a bed bug in my room and they’re 3ft tall, they’ve got black hair.

Warryn: Ask them if they have one of those “Do Not Disturb” signs. I’ll put it on the door next time we… do it.

Hecate: Okay, I'ma go shower and wash all of the you off of me.

Warryn: Oh, maybe together we could—

Hecate: NO.

Warryn: Just to save water—

Hecate: No! You don’t even pay for the water!

Warryn: …Good point.

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Warryn: Do you want to know your gay name?

Hecate: My... my gay name?

Warryn: Yeah, it's your first name-

Hecate: Haha. Very funny Warryn-

Warryn: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Hecate: Oh- oh my god.

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Warryn: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Hecate: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

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Warryn: Relationships should be 50/50. Hecate cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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Warryn: So you like cats?

Hecate: Yeah.

Warryn: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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*Warryn comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Hecate’s bedroom.*

Hecate: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?

Warryn: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend.

Warryn: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep*

Hecate: ...

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Warryn: The stars are so beautiful...

Hecate: They're just giant balls of gas.

Warryn: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Hecate: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Warryn: Oh...

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Hecate, trying to flirt with Warryn: I think both of our lives suck.

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Warryn: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.

Hecate: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

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Hecate: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!

Warryn: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?

Hecate: I don't know, surprise me

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Warryn, throwing their head into Hecate's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Hecate, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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Hecate: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Warryn!

Warryn: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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Hecate: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

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Hecate: Did it hurt when you fell-

Warryn: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Hecate: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Warryn: ...

Hecate: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Hecate: I owe you one.

Warryn: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

#norths ocs #warryn folkor #hecate boneflare #necrotic music #dnd #dnd oc #dnd ocs #dnd character #dnd incorrect quotes #dnd5e #dnd 5e #dungeons & dragons #dungeons and dragons #long post

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ardynsflower · 2 years ago

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Hello! I hope you're having an amazing day today!

I've been absolutely feral over Bayonetta and there isn't enough content of Bayo x fem!readers... anywhere🥲 So you can imagine how stoked I was when I came across your account!

l've got a request if it's alright (I hope this is the proper way to ask)! May I request a Gomez and Morticia type of dynamic with shorter reader (I'm 5'2") that's just completely in love with her wife Bayonetta. You can choose if it will be a scenario or a head cannon l'm fine with either! I can imagine reader being some kind of artist (maybe a fashion designer that loves to make outfits for Bayo!!!). Do you write smut? If not that's totally fine! If you do tho feel free to add if you’re up for it!

Thank you and no rush if you decide to take up the request and Thank you anyway if you choose not to! I know how busy lives can be and as an artist I can understand the pressure of making something for others :) Have fun! Thanks again!

Awh dear, first, thank you and I hope you’re having an amazing day as well, AND YES FR THERE ISN’T ENOUGH BAYO X FEM!READER EVEN THO SHE GAY AS (the gates of) HELL..Anyways, I’d love to write that, morticia and gomez are one of the best couples fr their dynamic is just so adorable and i can’t get over it. Let’s use bayo’s Google height for this one and the reader your 5’2, but tbh anyone can read this just don’t read the "love for your short wife" part/s lol. (I myself am a 5’7.) Feel more free than ever to send more requests, bayo lovers here. Ps: sorry for that long ass message and I’ll change some things with the fact that she’s a witch from the Umbra. Sorry, tell me if you want it to change.

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-First, let’s talk about some importants things.

-Bayo is 5’8, and you being short as hell for her makes the vibe more clearer, you’re her Gomez and she’s your Morticia, ofc. Also, Bayo showed to be obviously more darker than Jeanne, so I’ll take the liberty to use Gomez and Morticia’s real over all strange but romantic couple type.

-Whenever you both are together in your black, elegant and kind of special house or just in general, the romantic and creepy (as Jeanne describe it sometimes..) couple quotes are a whole thing. You both can’t live a day without giving the other red/black roses and tell them something like, "Amor, I’ll make/get you the most prettiest dark dress just so you can be as dead and pretty as you are to me." (Romantic for you guys hello remember it? You both are kind of trash here.)

-You can’t stop gently kissing her hands or kiss her at all. You can’t let one without the other.

-Going to the point where you’re an artist, well, this is one of the reasons why bayo fell in love. Your (mostly) black and dark red dress or just outfits in general were so pretty, she loved your passion and seeing you being more passionate as well. Now she is kind of premium member one, lol, you always at least make her one dress every two-three weeks. Got more passion for her tho.

-I’m not gonna get too into it, but when it comes to the bed, Bayo’s ofc a top. But sometimes she’ll let you do what you wanna do, but not too much<3 she keeps her role. And by going, romanticism will never stop. Rose’s, wine, cozy and gloomy kind of lighting…It’s just perfect for you. As your couple is perfect.

-She is more of a black cat than you, but you both works as well as black and grey kitty’s. (Didn’t wanted to put white cat. It’s Jeanne, lol.)

-concerning about being out of the house, she always have an arm on your hips and romantic behavior with her. As well as you. Sometimes people like Jeanne, Luka and blah blah blah can thought of something like, "It’s looks fucked up but- It’s cute tho." and everything that goes on. They’re understandably kind of scared whenever you guys are too trash for them, lol. More Luka than Jeanne tbh.

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It’s so short and rushed omg I’m sorry BUT MY DAD IS COMING TO SEE ME SO I HAVE TO PREPARE, YK, ANYWAYS BYE BYE HOPE YOU LIKED THAT ILL RE DO IT IF NOT !! Bye ily<3

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crack-canon · 2 years ago

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Grimm Reverse AU / Wesen Nick

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General headcanons about Nick and obvious NickRoe stuff

And some suggestive stuff

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Kelly was a blutbad, her husband was human, her mother was human while her father was blutbad. Nick’s aunt was human who had limited knowledge on Wesen stuff. It’s quite a long lineage of mixing with humans instead of other wesen. Nick’s father was killed by that old cult so Kelly fled and told Marie to give little information of his ancestry to Nick

I lied, Aunt Marie is actually a Blutbad also but just has great control over her woge. She ended up woging in front of Grimm!Monroe when he went to protect her. Marie was a ruthless blutbad who may or may not have killed Monroe’s neighbors as a warning/threat

Nick is considered a runt and “less-than-Blutbad” due to how much his family mixed with humans

Nick was raised mostly in a human society until he was forced to separate a little when he became of age

Kinda stuck between he either “fangs out” at like 19 and gets some lessons or he “fangs out” suddenly at Monroe in his adult years

Aunt Marie never shied away from answering questions about Nick but when it came to the more gruesome nature of Nick’s wolves ancestry, that was mostly kept in the dark

On nights of full moons, Nick was locked away in his room that had no window

He mostly survived high school, college, and the rest of his life purely on instinct. He never received a biology lesson which ended up in some weird situations he had to try and explain off to his human friends

Hank and Wu refer to Nick as “The Little Big Bad” while Monroe scoffs and refers to Nick as a “pup”

With the blutbad’s knowledge of his own history and wesen community, “he may as well have the awareness of a young blutbad pup, isn’t that right puppy?” “Yeah yeah! Whatever ya old geezer!”

Nick tends to own a lot of black and the occasional red. He doesn’t quite understand why he’s attracted to the color. Instead of being lulled into thoughts of murder, he often just zones out

I can kinda see Nick being the type to knead furniture due to past trauma. He ends up destroying Monroe’s furniture that he now has a kneading pillow to fidget with so he doesn’t destroy Monroe’s couch… again

Nick and Juliette end up breaking up with Juliette calling Nick a freak and leaving. They eventually reunited and she apologized for her words but they ended up coming to the conclusion that perhaps it wasn’t safe for them to keep staying together. They remain close friends and threaten each other’s new lovers if they break their best friend’s heart

Unlike Normal!Monroe Nick and his wild side are very in touch with each other and don’t often fight each other for control. Both sides have no clue what they’re doing so-

Since Nick was almost never around other Blutbad, he was fine being a loner and never had the urge to bring harm to at least a human. Lucky him and Marie lived near a forest which allowed Nick to go hunting wild animals

Nick never had the urge to murder an actual human before, that was until he met Angelina. Angelina ran off into the woods to isolate Nick where she ended up getting her throat ripped out by said Blutbad for nearly killing Nick

Nick ended up going a little blood crazy and had to be restrained and tranqed by Hank and Wu who were hot on his metaphorical tail. He ended up staying at Monroe’s for a while his police mates tried to come up with a coverup story for Angelina’s death

Nick knows who Captain Renard is and Renard knows Nick is a Blutbad

The story goes that Angelina’s attack was a gay hate crime and they attacked Nick after sending a threat (so that’s why Hank and Wu know where he was). Angelina was the provoker of the fight and Nick acted in self-defense and just blanked out at some point during the fight and went for the Grimm’s throat while high on adrenaline

Nick ended up taking a month off from work after that, absolutely shaken up from his first human/wesen murder.

Nick locked himself away in Monroe’s guest room, fully woged and extremely jumpy at every noise. It took a week and a half for Nick and Monroe to just have a face to face conversation (it had been just talks through the door whenever Monroe dropped off food)

During the month off and after being reassured several times over that Monroe could handle Nick, the two grew closer. Monroe lends Nick his flannels since it seems to keep the young Blutbad calm

During this time, Monroe also played his Cello at night in hopes to help Nick fall asleep

Hap’s alive AU (just cuz I like him). Terribly injured and mentally scared but alright. He’s also a grimm but he came late into his powers and doesn’t have as much training as Monroe but luckily he’s powerful in strength alone to take some Wesen in hand to hand combat

Nick lets out little happy growls around Monroe when drunk or asleep. He also sleeps in full woge sometimes which means he trusts Monroe fully

Nick has a habit of baring his throat for some reason, especially around Monroe. Monroe knows exactly what it means and is a little embarrassed but he chalks it up to Nick just not fully understanding his Blutbad ancestry and behavior

Monroe is quite curious about Nick’s biology since it seems to differ from the Blutbad he’s *encountered. Nick seems to have a full control over his ears and he notices when he’s cleaning the living room, there’s a lingering sweet scent. Not to mention the puppy dog eyes that seems to put people in a trance (or maybe that’s just him- further study of his books is required)

Nick has his normal form that most blutbad seem to take on but then he has his more hunched furry feral form that Hank and Wu saw when Nick was ripping Angelina’s throat out

Nick has previously stated that despite the timing and bad setting, he has used that eye ability to deescalate high stress situations where people are emotionally compromised or even get more information out of shaken interrogations

Rosalee on the offhand talked about how she needed to get Nick’s medicine in but there had been problems with shipping and how Nick might enter a high fever delirium and destroy his house again

— “I’d ask you to go over to him but I fear he might not recognize you in his state. Yet, at the same time, I’ve always feared for his safety since he lets off an alluring scent”

Monroe has a few scars from Nick accidentally kneading him after a few close calls. Hank has some also

When he feels threatened (or his friends are threatened), he’ll often step in front of his friends with his head near their neck to protect his throat and to protect the sensitive part on his back

#grimm nickroe #grimm tv show #nick burkhardt #blutbad #reverse AU #grimm monroe

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queerculus · 8 months ago

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personal feelings about sexuality and gender

I am on board with the “sexuality and gender are not the same thing” train because it is mostly true.

but. as a gay man who has had to go through some shit I personally feel like I cannot separate my sexuality from my gender. like I cannot separate that the way I am attracted to men involves us both being men. like in a “I need him to love my beard and chest hair and the way it feels for the words ‘good boy’ to come out of his own mouth when I’m on my knees or this cannot work.”

maybe it would be different if I hadn’t experienced so many awful things because of my sexuality. or maybe it wouldn’t! maybe I would be just as hard-wired to need these things, who knows, maybe it doesn’t matter why, but it’s a need. a psychological need that makes or breaks long term relationships and basic attraction that is inseparable from my sense of self because of how deeply it impacts how I navigate the world

I’m saying all of this bc I personally fund and keep contact with the only organized lgbt group in a very rural, very religious part of north carolina where I had the worst experiences of my life, and bc it’s anchored at a community college a lot of the kids there have very. 2010’s attitudes about sex and gender that are like 90% of the way there and waiting for them to have the life experience necessary to figure out that last 10%

and they are like mega adamant that sexuality and gender are totally separate and anyone who says otherwise is probably a terf or some other type of transphobe. and like yeah, maybe that’s true for you but it isn’t true for all of us. the way I experience sexual desire and romantic compatibility is deeply connected with not only my sense of self but with how I am perceived by my lover. if he doesn’t see me in a way I want to be seen, in a way I am comfortable with being seen, then it will not work. if he doesn’t appreciate and isn’t aroused by my maleness the way I am his, it simply can’t happen

(for the record, this applies to trans men and masc non-binary folks as well. I use “man” and “male” here simply because it is the most closest way to convey this feeling in words)

and like it fucking sucks that I have to hear this from them. like I went on this whole 10 year remaking and breaking and remaking of myself again to finally settle into a way of being that I am happy with but here I am listening to people who have not even left the house yet talk about this complex, deeply personal connection to sex and gender I have been reflecting on for years in a way that makes me feel like they view me as the enemy.

and I’m not! so I shut my mouth and pay the bills while they pack their little rucksacks for a difficult journey of self discovery because there is no way I can put this into words they are even able to process with their limited experience. I have physically and emotionally explored with myself and others in ways they are unprepared to handle and I have to keep quiet to avoid creating a rift between myself and the community I am keeping afloat with cash.

it’s just difficult. and there is no way to change the circumstances where anyone benefits.

there are so many other thoughts I cannot even find the words for and some that I can but cannot make myself write because I don’t think I want to be seen that deeply by others.

life is so fucking beautiful and messy and no one experiences it the same way. I wish I could tell these kids that without them hating it.

#I should really make a long form blog about this on my site

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mintharan · 10 months ago

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This is the anon who was talking about romances in DAI. I know I’m late to respond to this so it’s fine if you’ve moved past it and don’t care to answer. I actually agree with you on Dorian. His story arc feels very after school special-adjacent to me, which I’ve always put up to a combination of it just not aging well, and the target audience for it being straight people (a whole different issue). What I really meant when I said it was well done is that he ties into the main plot in a way that shows he was being considered as the game was written and his personal quest feels like the person who wrote it actually cared about it. That’s not something I can say for Josephine or Sera’s personal quests, which both really feel to me like they were added in at the last minute because the writers realized those characters didn’t have any content, and who could both be completely removed with no impact other than the loss of their personal quests (that’s not a slight on them, it’s about the game’s writing). Josephine’s quest is so irrelevant to anything else going on that it honestly feels weird for her to even bring it up when you all have more pressing issues to deal with, and half the time Sera feels like the person writing her didn’t even like her. I’ll admit I haven’t romances Sera, so I can’t speak to whether she has more depth in a romance than without one, but I do know Josephine’s romance doesn’t add that much.

When people say they think BG3 should have done defined orientations, I just want to ask whether they feel like the game would be more inclusive if the queer options were Karlach, Minthara, and Astarion, and everyone else was straight. And if Astarion had the same amount of content as Karlach and Minthara because they didn’t want to put so much work into centering a character that comparatively few players were going to be able to romance. I feel like when people make that argument they think Shadowheart would have been gay or Astarion would have been gay but kept all his content, but no gay character is going to have a romance arc that’s really plot-relevant or game-changing because no group of devs is going to want to make that content unavailable to straight players. Long-winded way of saying yeah, I agree with you, that method of writing romanceable characters really fucks over gay people in particular, and I wish people would realize that.

Completely agree with you irt to Josephine, who I think is beautiful, but whose personality does nothing for me, and yeah her romance quest is really minimal, and I don't think you can say the same for Cullen who is also an advisor (who I've never romanced, but who I assume has more content judging by years of seeing gifs) .

Regarding Sera, I love her quest, lover her personality and have romanced her multiple, multiple times. At this point for me DAI is pretty much a Sera romance simulator. My party is always her, Dorian and Iron Bull, and occasionally Vivienne for the eye candy and evil bitch banter (a travesty that she's not a romance option, I could write a thousand words as to why that is, but she's so my type and it hurts me).

Her questline isn't particularly involved with the plot, that's true, but personally that works in her favor, because the plot is really dumb. She's a breath of fresh air when I'm thinking 'wow I don't respect literally any of you' and then she goes and says pretty much the same thing. I do think this is happenstance, and not a legitimate design choice, unfortunately. I don't think the DAI game devs thought their game's plot was really dumb.

But yeah, the people who think, their favourite bg3 companions would be gay and retain the same level of content and plot-involvement are delusional. Not that that would be a good thing, of course, but it's just like you mention, straight people are always going to be catered to when there are romanceable characters. With playersexual options at least in theory, the same effort is put into all the characters.

#this why i get very irritated when people start acting like it's such a crime that people online don't engage with m/f content or whatever #go follow straight people maybe?#i have to engage with 'm/f content' every time I go grocery shopping #the world revolves around you but even that isn't enough #bg3 #dai

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roleplay-abiogenesis2 · 1 year ago

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WHAT IS YOUR NAME?: "Cyno."

WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?: "Only my mother knows the answer. And the God of Wisdom, of course."

DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE CALLED THAT?: "I never thought of asking. I don't believe in knowing everything at all costs."

ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?: "I am taken... aback by such a personal question." He pauses. "Do you get the joke?"

WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS AND ABILITIES?: "I'm not the type to boast about my fighting prowess. But I'm as strong as I need to be as General Mahamatra... as well as an Electro Vision Holder, as you can see."

WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: "Someone once described them as the color of the burning red sands at dusk. I like it. It sounds very cool."

HAVE YOU EVER DYED YOUR HAIR?: "I have considered it in the past. Now I've come to accept my natural looks and their consequences."

DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?: "I believe I do."

DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?: "Someplace, sometime, I know I have a cute and loud little shiba named Anpu. I chose his name."

TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE: "I don't really like people who are too smart. They think they can control everything, and constantly venture to the fringes of danger."

DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES OR ACTIVITIES YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?: "How long do you have? You should consider that before you ask me to talk about Genius Invokation TCG."

HAVE YOU EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?: "Of course. There is no need to shy away from the subject."

HAVE YOU EVER… KILLED ANYONE?: "I can admit to it. A General Mahamatra cannot hesitate."

WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?: "Some people at the Akademiya like to compare the matra to the Sumpter Beasts. My subordinates take offense to it, but I find it a fitting metaphor."

NAME YOUR WORST HABITS: "I am probably not the best judge for that. You should ask someone who knows me well and won't hold back. Try Tighnari."

DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE?: "I am not the tallest in my circle of friends, so I look up to most." A pause. "That was a joke, because of my height. But I do have people I look up to. Ironically, the one I look up to the most is shorter than me. That's hysterical."

GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?: He just looks confused, like he was just spoken to in a foreign language.

DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?: "Not anymore. I have graduated a few years ago."

DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS SOMEDAY?: "Of course. That would be ideal."

DO YOU HAVE ANY FANS?: "I always keep one in a drawer of my desk for when it's very hot." His face looks so smug. Come on, laugh already. "... What? It's fanny."

WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?: "Failing those who rely on me. I cannot let them down."

WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?: "Exactly what you see. I had this uniform custom-made personally. I am very proud of it."

DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?: "I do. I am a human being."

WHAT CLASS ARE YOU?: He looks confused again. "If you're asking about the Darshan I have studied under, I graduated from Spantamad. But that doesn't grant me any sort of permanent title."

HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?: "You can have friends where you'd never expect. I prefer to not keep count."

WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?: "That is probably what eating Paimon would taste like. Because she is Pie-mon, get it?"

FAVORITE DRINK?: "Hmmm.. I don't think I have a favorite. I will drink what is available."

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE?: "By the side of people who make me feel home. Wherever that place may be."

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE?: "Of course. Most people don't like it though. It usually means I'm about to come and get you."

WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?: "... Next question, please."

WHAT’S YOUR ‘TYPE’?: Cyno wordlessly hands over a bingo card.

ANY FETISHES?: "That is for me to know and my lover to find out."

CAMPING, OR INDOORS?: "I consider myself an outdoorsy type, but indoor is fine too."

ARE YOU WAITING FOR THIS INTERVIEW TO BE OVER?: "Not anymore."

Tagged by: @mmriesoftvat (there you have it!)

#GI01 || There is no escape for the guilty. [IC: Cyno]#v18 || Genshin Impact #00n || how do you even win at this? [dash games]#gi01h || cyno [headcanons]

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theheavilycaffeinated4 · 1 year ago

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@raphsrightbrain

“Casey Jones I swear!”Donnie ran after the boy. Casey giddily ran from him. Donatello was falling right into his trap. Casey turned a corner and grabbed the blanket he had prepared. “JONES!” Casey jumped to the side and held out the blanket like a one dose to a bull. Donnie ran straight into it from momentum. Casey acted quickly and swaddled the oversized turtle with the oversized blanket. “CASEY WHAT THE HELL?” “It’s over Dee your going to take the day off wether you like it or not!” “I will break you spine…”Donnie hisses. “If you say so, my dragon,”Cassy finishes with a smirk knowing donnie was very flustered from inside the swaddle. He gently rolls the blanket down so that Dee’s head was exposed. Which Casey admits might not be the best idea since his boy friend might bite his face off! “I’m not taking the day off i need to fix-“ “RAPH GET IN HERE I NEED TO FORCE YOUR BROTHER TO TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF!” “Get Leo! I’m sure she’ll help!” “She’s of training at some disclosed location agin!” “Then get Mikey i’m busy!!!” “MIKEY-“ “On it sis!” Mikey pops into the room. “Bro right now,”Casey corrects. “Got it if things change up again just let me know brochacho!” “Michelangelo if you help this ba- this dingleberry you will forever be a traitor!” Donnie gives him the death glare. “On second thought your on your own!”Mikey darts away. “You are this set on spending another day in that lab?”Casey asks. “Yes, yes I am.” “But you’re not scared of missing out on life?”Casey asks. “I’m living am i not?” “Your alive but your not living!”Casey explains,”You work and work even though you hate it if you keep going to long. And we’ll I can tell by the way you smashed that computer you hate it.” “Fine! What’s up first on this day of life?”Donnie rolled his eyes then sinks his teeth into the blanket and maneuvers out of the trap. “FOOD!”

“Hey Murakami!”(i hope i spelled that right) “Oh hello Donatello!” “Sup dude,”Casey adds. “And you as well Cassy! What will it be today? Pizza Groza?” “Not today we’re trying to take care of Dee here what’s your best mental health day food?”Casey sits down at the table. “I’d suggest ramen then,”He explains. “Alright let’s see what you can do magic man,”Donnie whispers and sits down next to Casey. “Sorry,”Casey nods. “No your right I need this,”Donnie lays his head on Casey’s shoulder.

“Alright two bowls of ramen for my favorite mechanics.” “Thank you!”Casey says. Donnie reaches for his bowl and breaks apart the chop sticks. He sneaks a glance at Casey for see the boy struggling with the sticks. Donnie reaches for his hands and repositioning the chopsticks,”Hold them like this and then,”He twirls the noodles around the chopsticks. “So thats how you do it!” Casey gasps. “Loser,”Donnie gets back to his bowl of noodles. “I’m your loser though,”Casey whispers against the turtles cheek. “You two seem very gay,”Meracoami interrupts. “Huh?” “Joyous,”He clarifies. “Yes we are in fact gay,”Casey snickers.

“Alright lover boy what’s next?” “If you’ll look to your right you’ll see what’s next!”Casey smiles. Donnie turns and his breath hitches,You painted me in my scull mask?”Donnie asks. “It’s a very hot look,”Casey explains. “It was inspired by you,”Donnie takes his T-phone out to take a photo. “Really?”Casey smiles like the idiot he is. “What you thought me wearing a scull mask aka the same type of mask you where was a coincidence?”Donnie smirks. “Ok yeah maybe i am a little confused about that but still!” “You hopeless romantic,”Donnie shakes his head,”Let’s get back before someone sees me, and thinks hey that dude in winter clothes is suspicious why’s he dressed like that in summer?” “You sound like Leo,”Casey walks past Dee into the ally. “I never!”

“Alright then what’s next on the agenda?”Donnie asks. “Tv!”Casey holds up a tape of ‘The Addams Family’ “Ok go off!”Donnie polos onto the couch.

“Is that for your brother?”Morticha asks. Wensday nods,”I don’t think so,”She takes away the knife. “She should give her a bigger one.” “Here,”Moticha hands her daughter a machete. “Holy crap she actually did!” “Is this your first time seeing this movie?”Casey asks. “Yeah why?”Donnie stairs intently at the screen. “Wow I can’t believe I introduced you to The Addams Family!” “Shut up it’s getting good!”

“THATS HIW IT ENDS?”Donnie shouts,”BUT THERES SO MUCH MORE YOU CAN TELL ABOUT THEM!” “That’s why the show exists,”Cassy states. “The Show?”

One marathon later.

“Alright Dee it’s time for you to get to bed!”Casey teases. “It’s only eleven,”Donnie complains. “I don’t care the point of today has been to take care of you and sleep is included on that list.” “Fine!”Donnie sighs,”Promise I’ll see you tomorrow?”He leans his head on Caseys shoulder. “Promise.”

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bnha-more-like-bnh-gay · 3 years ago

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Rarepair headcanons because I am ignoring my problems

Serodeku:

Izuku reenacts the Spider-Man movies with Sero. Izuku is MJ. They also alternate being Spider-Man sometimes

They skate together

They get very protective when people call their boyfriend “plain”

They play dnd together

Sero tries to make sure that izuku gets some rest

They’re both kinda insecure, izuku more than sero, but still; and they make sure to reassure each other as often as possible

Sero likes listening to Izuku’s ramblings and finds them cute. He has told izuku this, only for the poor boy to imitate a tomato

After Izuku has been particularly reckless, Sero takes advantage of his quirk, wraps Izuku in bubble wrap, and tapes it there

Tokodeku:

Jocknerd bf and goth bf, we love to see it

Tokoyami teaches izuku how to sword fight

They start a dnd club at U.A.

Izuku talks to dark shadow a lot, Dark Shadow approves of him, and has claimed the spot of best man at their wedding

Izuku comes up with ideas to help Tokoyami gain control with Dark Shadow

Dark Shadow is very protective over Izuku, no matter how many times Tokoyami tells him that he can take care of himself, Dark Shadow will put himself between Izuku and any form of danger as often as possible

Dekoyama??? Aoyama/izuku:

Aoyama gives him makeovers, obviously

Aoyama drags izuku to the mall and tries to revamp some of his wardrobe, but he actually finds the “pants” and “flannel” type shirts cute

They help each other train their quirks

Aoyama is trilingual, and teaching izuku English and French.

Izuku always brings Aoyama home some new cheese

Y’all, I love them so much. There needs to be more aodeku content

Monoshinsou:

They have people watching dates. They come up with stories for the people they’re watching; their job, family, background, etc.

They judge people together

They call each other “love”

They’re both dramatic bastards, who will flop onto their lovers lap and proclaim their death due to a minor inconvenience

They jokingly sh*t-talk class A

Shinsou said “I love you” first, and it was because Monoma brought him coffee to class

Monoyama:

Like monoshinsou, they’re both dramatic bastards, who will flop onto their lovers lap and proclaim their death due to a minor inconvenience

They go shopping together and pick out the most dramatic pieces of clothing for each other

I love them so much, please 😭✋

They have tea parties every week, where they sh*t talk everyone else and gossip

They are both fancy bastards, and they wear the most exquisite outfits to go grocery shopping, and the outshine everyone

They both actually make clothing, they’ll go fabric shopping together. Gift exchanges are often articles of clothing that they’ve made for each other

Momomei:

They work on gear together!!!

Momo makes sure that mei gets some sleep

Mei helps redesign momo’s suit

They often work together with izuku to work in gear and such

They actually got together after izuku introduced them. He had been working on gear with mei, and studying with momo and he thought they’d hit it off. He was correct

Shintsuyu:

Dude they’d be so cute

Tsu is a vent gremlin, and you can’t change my mind. So she and shinsou will play a game where they try to find each other. Tsu is in the vent and shinsou is in the classrooms. Shinsou will try to find whichever vent she’s in, or she’ll find whichever classroom he’s in, in 20 minutes or less

I always headcanoned tsu as a dog person, so they’d have two cats and two dogs, and a bunny that they named Deku

They like comparing their friends to animals, hence the bunny, Deku

Kamideku:

Kaminari is a flirt, and izuku does n o t know how to handle it

Kaminari likes listening to izuku’s ramblings, and can keep up with them. He’ll ask questions on things too, and Izuku has never felt more appreciated

I don’t know why I feel like they’d have so many animals, but I do. They’d have so many, man. Three cats, two dogs, four sugar gliders, a hamster

Adhd power couple. They hyperfixated on complimentary things at the same time one time

Kaminari tutors izuku in English, and izuku turots kami in some other subjects. He’s also teaching kami JSL on the side. Kaminari has a live of languages

Momochako:

Study dates, Momo asks ochako to quiz her a lot

Ochako takes to floating momo’s things when she wants attention. Especially when Momo is studying. She makes a game out of how many things she can float until the other girl notices

Uraraka’s confidence does wonders for momo’s. Uraraka always makes sure to reassure momo that she is strong and that she can do this

Momo makes Uraraka whatever her heart desires. Uraraka blushes all the time, and momo takes great pride in getting her girlfriend to blush

Minatoru:

Mina clings to everyone, but especially to toru

They give each other stuffed animals so often. They’ll go to the store to get food, and come back with three stuffed animals that reminded them of each other

Please, they’re so cute 😭✋

They will play hide and seek, I stand by this.

Mina helps toru design a new costume. I hate hers, it’s horrible, and sexist, and not suitable for a fucking child

Toru says that pink is her favorite color

They flirt with each other all the time. Half the class thinks it’s cute, half of them used to think it was cute.

Iidamomo:

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, but study dates. they quiz each other, and it actually gets pretty competitive

They also have rage room dates. I will not budge on this. Iida tried to murder someone, and I am excited to see momo finally snap. She deserves it

They alternate paying for dates, don’t try me.

The go hiking a lot

They started liking each other after one late night, both having nightmares. Momo had tea, and offered some to Iida. They talked until the early hours of the morning

They can’t flirt. They try. But they’re horrible at it. They’ll compliment each other all day long, but they cannot flirt.

KIRIDEKU, MY BELOVED:

Y’all,,, y’all, I love them so much

They train together, obviously

They ran into each other one night in the common room after both having nightmares. They talked about middle school, how they were both bullied, izuku’s quirk coming in late, katsuki being abusive, kiri being bullied because his quirk wasn’t “cool.” After that, they were practically inseparable.

They started going on dates, not that either of them knew they were dates. The entire class knew, so did the teachers, so did the rest of U.A. Kirishima picked up on it first after a comment from Mina, he had is realization.

So, he started courting Izuku. Not thag izuku realized this. He brought him flowers on most ‘dates,’ he bought him hero action figures whenever he could, he complimented him until Izuku was red in the face (which was honestly very easy.) Still, izuku remained ignorant to the fact that he was indeed dating Kirishima.

The final tipping point, was due to Uraraka’s help. She was quite tired of watching the two of them pine for each other. It was amusing for the first couple months, watching Kirishima try so hard, and Deku being totally oblivious. However, she took pity on her friends after a while.

So, Uraraka devised a devilish plan to get the two together. She involved Mina, Sero, and kaminari in this plan. What was the plan, you ask? Oh, simply to trap the two in one room until they broke through izuku’s obliviousness.

Kirishima finally “straight” up admitted his feelings, to which Izuku had the sudden realization of “oh my gods, have we been dating this whole time??” Yes, Izuku. Yes you have.

They have two anniversaries after that.

Let’s be honest, they are really, annoyingly, horrifically lovey dovey. Kirishima brags about having “the manliest and bestest boyfriend in the world.” Izuku flaunts his many PowerPoint presentations on how talented and incredible Kirishima is

Uraraka doesn’t know if she did the right thing by helping them. She is so tired

Tsujirou:

Jirou makes playlists for tsu

The few sane ones in class A, I swear

They go on walks in the rain as often as they can

They go for dates in the bookstore too. They each pick out an album and a book for the other to listen to and read

Y’all, they make so much sense togetherrrrr, I’m love them 🥺

Jirou started liking tsu after the crew saved bakugou. Jirou sat with tsu after momo, Iida, kirishima, Todoroki, and izuku apologized and sat with her. They had movie night, and Jirou joined the Bakugou saving crew and tsu with taking well into the night. She just appreciated how much tsu cared

Tsu started liking Jirou after she helped Iida, momo, and izuku try to keep the class in order. She appreciated how diplomatic and calm she was

Jirou would talk to izuku all night long about how gay she was, and how adorable tsu was. So, izuku decided to try and suggest ways for Jirou to ask her out.

She did not end up getting to ask her out though, as Tsu walked up to her the next morning f and asked if she wanted to go on a date. Jirou said yes. Izuku cried

Izujirou:

They make playlists for each other

They go for runs on the beach a lot

They both have insomnia, and often spend time making blanket forts and talking, or FaceTiming and listening to music

Jirou walks into the common room once a week looking for new music. She started liking Izuku after he made a playlist for her for one of these occasions.

They’re both quite awkward when it comes to romance, but neither of them will shy away from facing the truth. So, Jirou made izuku a playlist filled with love songs that reminded her of him and sent it to him. Sadly, izuku is dense as hell.

So, then Jirou wrote a love song and told izuku that the song was for him. Sadly, izuku is dense as hell.

So, then Jirou write analysis about izuku’s quirk for him. Sadly, izuku is dense as hell

So, then, after thinking that Jirou had done so much for him, izuku made her a playlist filled with love songs. Jirou took this to mean that izuku had finally picked up on her feelings, and accepted them.

So, they started to go on dates. Not that izuku knew this, as he is dense as hell. All leading up to izuku finally confessing his feelings on one of their ‘dates,’ to which Jirou responded, “dude, we’re already dating? Aren’t we? I- I thought that was obvious??”

May this awkward couple be forever blessed

Tokoyama:

Goth/prep boyfriends, we love to see it

At least once a day, Aoyama will proclaim that Tokoyami “shines almost as bright as he does, in his fabulous emo way”

They sword fight, and come up with really dramatic scenarios and scenes that they’re in

They bond over being in the izucrew and their shared love of swords. Aoyama took fencing classes in middle school, and Tokoyami got into sword fighting after watching it in pirates of the Caribbean as a young child. He is self taught and watched countless videos on the art of sword fighting

Tokoyami asked Aoyama our by dramatically presenting him with a dagger and going “will you accompany me on a formal outing as my lover?”

Shinyama:

They flirt constantly

No really, it’s getting quite annoying. Someone please stop them.

They both plop down in random areas and proclaim their deaths, the difference between them, is that Aoyama will burst into shinsou’s room, and yell “love, I’ve been murdered. Mourn for me” while plopping down on shinsou’s lap. Shinsou can be found laying face down outside aoyama’s door, and when Aoyama goes to open the door, he just goes “I’ve been murdered.”

^^ one time, shinsou did a very fun Halloween prank for this, where he poured fake blood all over himself for Aoyama to find him an hour later, asleep.

Nap dates. Aoyama get glitter all over shinsou’s room

Iiyama:

Aoyama enjoys making Iida blush, obviously. But he takes joy in doing it specifically when class is about to start. Aizawa is tired of his shit

Here is how I think an iiyama conversation might go:

Aoyama: I ask for one thing in this relationship-

Iida: Aoyama, you know that’s a lie-

Aoyama: for my boyfriend to carry me around all day-

Iida: Aoyama, I cannot feasibly do this with class-

Aoyama: and I don’t think that’s too much to ask for 😤

Anyway, Aoyama got carried around all day that day, despite Iida’s blush and Aizawa’s eye twitch

Everyone in the izucrew is close, but Iida and Aoyama started to get close after Iida told the crew about Stain. Aoyama wanted Iida to know that he wasn’t alone, and that he wanted to help him. So he started packing extra cheese for lunch and giving it to Iida. Iida was very confused at first. But this was Aoyama trying to court him. This was only made apparent by momo and Jirou telling Iida that this was aoyama’s attempt at expressing romantic interest.

Aoyama flirts with everyone, that’s just who he is. But with Iida? Oh it was tenfold. The poor boy was red in the face constantly. Aoyama was a persistent little bugger too, following him around and calling him ‘mon amour’

Kirikamideku:

My dearest traffic light trio, I’m love them

They train together, and kiri and kami always appreciate izuku’s analysis snd ideas

Kiri falls even more in love with izuku and kaminari when they go off on rants. Izuku rants and kami can keep up with him so he asks questions about it. Kiri loves to watch his boyfriends go on rants, I don’t make the rules, but I do enforce them

They started to get closer after kami and kiri found bakugou causing a ptsd flashback (could be on purpose of an accident, up to the reader.) they stated with him and tried to talk him through it. After this, izuku started to tell them about having been a “late bloomer” and being bullied, etc. (I don’t know, man; I tend to over share after flashbacks and after panic attacks)

Izuku tutors them in several subjects, but kami tutors them in English. Kiri just falls in love with his smart boyfriends

Izuku is teaching kami JSL and kami is helping izuku with English and Italian (personal headcanon that Italian has been one of kami’s special interests) kiri loves to listen to them, and finds it relaxing and calming to hear them do this. When he has panic attacks, he’ll ask them to tutor each other in different languages

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mediocre-daydreams · 2 years ago

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reader haveing a sensory overload in the bathroom of school and mj sees her and comforts but like kind of angst and fluff

omg i wrote it and totally missed the sensory overload bit i'm sorry but i hope this works out okay!

to draw people in crisis

michelle jones (mj) x queer!fem!reader

summary: mj finds the new girl crying in the bathroom and refuses to leave until she's okay. the both of them leave with smiles.

w/c: 1.2k

notes: angst to fluff, strangers to implied future lovers, gay, jokes about straight people (it's all /j /j don't come for me pls), mentions of homophobic comments but no actual homophobia, descriptions of being effected by homophobic comments/environment

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

“have you come to rub it in?” you sniffled, wiping your nose with your sleeve unattractively. when you pulled it back, the fabric was stained with snot.

mj was expressionless, though inside, she was very much freaking out. it wasn’t every day you found the incredibly beautiful, witty, enigmatic new student sobbing and hiccuping on the grimy bathroom floor.

“well? are you just gonna stand there? d’you wanna draw me in crisis, or something? yeah, i fucking know about you, michelle. i don’t- please, just leave me alone.”

mj added another adjective to her list of things she knew about you. beautiful, witty, enigmatic, and bitchy snarky.

mj raised her eyebrows but said nothing. instead, she took a seat next to you, so close that your thighs were touching. she sighed as her back touched the wall. unlike you, who was stiff and pressed at a 90 degree angle against the cinderblocks, mj was slouched and nonchalant. she stared up at the ceiling and you refused to acknowledge her presence, locking your eyes squarely in front of you.

“i’m not here to draw you. you’re not my type of subject.”

you huffed. “and what’s that supposed to mean?”

mj turned her head and was met by your stubborn side profile. your jaw was clenched but it still wobbled. “you’re too pretty.”

you rubbed your eyes delicately, careful not to smudge your mascara.

“here, use this.” mj ripped up some of the cheap toilet paper and handed it to you, all neatly folded up. you accepted the paper wordlessly.

you dabbed at your eyes, then your tear-stained cheeks, then your jaw, which had been collecting pools of moisture.

mj cleared her throat. “so, why are you here anyways?”

“i could ask the same about you,” you snipped passive aggressively, though both of you knew you didn’t mean it.

“i needed to pee.”

“m’kay then. go pee and then leave me alone,” you commanded with no real authority. “please,” you whispered, but your voice cracked.

“oh, would you look at that? suddenly, i don’t need to pee anymore.” mj pulled her knees to her chest and shuffled her body so she could face you entirely. “i know you don’t know me, or anything, but do you wanna talk about it? the perk of not knowing me is that you’ll probably never see me again, so there’s no pressure.” though i’d like to see you again, mj thought.

“fine,” you choked. “bio is such a shit class. i like- well, liked bio, and i was so excited for it, y’know, ‘cause midtown’s a specialization school,” you mumbled. “but apparently the curriculum here is just as bad as the public school system, because it’s just my luck that we’re on the ‘types of reproduction’ unit. it’s not that it’s hard; i actually really enjoy the study of asexual reproduction and i’ve done some lab work on it. but i guess i should’ve known better than to get my hopes up, because obviously, the minute we start discussing sexual reproduction, everything becomes so heterocentric and it immediately opens the ground for ‘jokes’ that’s just thinly veiled homophobia and it feels like such an attack, y’know? and i didn’t come out or anything so it’s not like people know to be cautious around me, but even if i was out, i don’t think they’d bother. and the teacher’s an absolute idiot, so of course he’s not gonna do shit- oh shit, i’m rambling, aren’t i?”

“you say shit a lot,” mj noted. then she cracked a rare smile; it was the first time you’d ever seen her smile. mj was surprised at her reaction too.

“yeah, well, it was a shitty situation. i just tell it as it is.” you hesitated. “sorry, i didn’t mean to get all sjw on you. you don’t have to- sorry, i overanalyze things a lot. it’s annoying, i know.”

mj’s eyebrows furrowed and she looked at you in astonishment. “why are you apologizing? i- no, you’re absolutely correct, and i never thought i’d meet anyone who felt the same way as me. midtown’s such a ‘science-y’ environment that it’s almost like people don’t care about social issues whatsoever and i’m just- wow, i wasn’t expecting you to be so cool.”

you giggled, your tears long dried but the skin around your eyes still taunt from dehydration. “what’d you think i’d be like, then? you didn’t think i’d be cool?”

mj didn’t blush, but she was visibly flustered. “no! i mean, i thought you’d be more… ah, this is going to sound so bad. i thought you were gonna be more… airheaded.” mj cringed. “‘cause you’re pretty. all the pretty girls here are straight as fuck. and therefore, simpleminded creatures incapable of societal awareness.”

the two of you burst into quiet laughter, hyperaware of the echo chamber that the bathroom stall had created. you calmed yourself with a shaky inhale. “god, i love people like you. i’m always scared to joke like that; i’m glad i met you. even if you were straight, i’d still be glad i met you. you’re really cool, mj.”

mj held her breath, pursing her lips to hide another smile. one smile was already over her daily quota. “thanks. you’re really cool too. i’m sorry about bio.”

“yeah, me too. but it’s gonna be like that most of the time, right? so we gotta take care of each other.” you nudged her shoulder with yours. “thanks for being here for me, even though i was a bit of an ass to you at first. actually, no, i was just a straight asshole. but yeah, i’m here for you too.”

you smiled at mj once more, and for once, mj felt like her collected demeanor was going to crack and that she was going to burst into happy, girlish squeals. she didn’t, obviously. but your happiness was contagious, almost. you just had that effect on people.

mj pushed herself up. “i should go-”

you shuffled to your feet. “probably best that i-”

the two of you laughed, yours much more enthusiastic than mj’s. “i should go back to class. reluctantly.”

“and i lied. i actually do need to pee.”

you snorted, fanning your face to rid yourself of any trace of your tears. “can we be friends? because i’d really like to be friends. um, could i have your number? or you can have mine, or we could exchange emails, or something.”

it was the first time mj found herself on the receiving end of flustered. she’d watched peter blush profusely with liz allen, and ned stumble over his words with betty, but she’d never been in their positions. and she definitely hadn’t been in liz and betty’s positions.

“y-yeah. i’d like that. do you have your phone, or…?”

you pulled your phone from your back pocket quickly, all but shoving it in her hands eagerly. when mj typed in her number, she noted you’d added a little heart next to her name, and she preened.

“alright. bye.” you held your hand up in an awkward wave. “have fun… um, peeing. don’t fall in.”

with that, you jogged out of the bathroom and let the door slam behind you. mj stood there, heart slamming against her chest equally as hard.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

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audreydoeskaren · 3 years ago

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do you know Chinese symbolism for homosexuality?

tw homophobia, pedophilia

Hi again, for gay men there are a couple really well known ones but I’m not sure if they were real or fabricated, because all the articles describing them always cite the same couple sources from Antiquity... I tried to verify them but the only articles that didn’t copy and paste from the same source came across as extremely homophobic, so I decided to give up. The most common and reliable one is probably 断袖 or “cut sleeve”, which I mentioned in a previous ask. I would like to use this opportunity to talk about some tangential but more important topics regarding homosexuality in China though.

As a followup to my previous ask where I said I'd look through some Ming and Qing novels to see how homosexuality was perceived at the time, the conclusion I (unfortunately) came to was that homophobia was very much alive and well in Chinese literature and society. A lot of people like to argue that gay people fared pretty well in China historically by either pointing to emperors who were or were rumored to be gay or time periods where gay sex was prevalent as a form of consumption. This is extremely shallow and also kind of Orientalist in my opinion, these arguments always go for the emperors and do not take nuance into consideration or dive into wider societal discourses on homosexuality in imperial China. If you research homosexuality in Europe by only looking at royalty, you’ll find plenty of homosexual behavior too, does that mean gay people had it very easy in Europe historically?? Not to mention that they usually don’t differentiate between dynasties, let alone centuries or decades, even though public opinion on homosexuality in China (or anywhere in the world tbh) could change very quickly. This is also sort of Orientalist, assuming “imperial China” to be a never changing entity with a never changing stance on homosexuality. Since I know nothing prior to the Ming Dynasty I’ll share some of my random findings on homosexuality and homophobia in the Ming, Qing and 20th century.

Gayness as disease

Nowadays the symbol of the cut sleeve is just a benign historical allusion but historically it seems that it was used in a negative and condemning sense, implying that people thought of homosexuality as a disease or deviation from the norm. The common phrase used for the cut sleeve is "断袖之癖", usually translated as "the passion of the cut sleeve" nowadays, but the meaning of the word 癖 here leans more toward "fetish", "obsession" or "hobby" with pathological connotations. I thought maybe this word had a different, nuanced meaning historically but it seems that it was used to describe what it means :(( The only silver lining is probably that with the progression of language it isn’t offensive anymore.

In a lot of popular novels from the Ming and Qing, homosexuality was depicted as a "perversion" and a decadent lifestyle that plagues morality, and gay characters were often either killed or straightened out by the end of the story. An example of this is the story 黄九郎 Huang Jiulang from the series 聊斋志异 Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio by 蒲松龄 Pu Songling written in the 17th century. In this story, one of the protagonists was gay; he died after confessing his love to the other guy in a very fast paced bury your gays arc which somehow reminded me of the Supernatural finale, and reincarnated as a straight man because of his piety. Thanks I hate it. Pu uses the symbol of the cut sleeve to refer to the protagonist, presumably in a negative manner.

Gayness as power/status symbol

Another thing was that historically in China a lot of people confused homosexuality with pedophilia. This is a global thing, but its presence in China is often overlooked. This could be seen in the popularity of another term for homosexuality, "娈童", meaning something similar to "pederasty". I read somewhere that since the late Ming, pederasty was considered a type of tasteful consumption for high society, along with things like fashion, food, music and art. This was not equivalent to the "cut sleeve" or homosexuality as we know it nowadays, which refers to a personal sexual orientation, pederasty historically often refers to an imbalanced power dynamic where a wealthy, privileged man takes advantage of a young boy as a leisurely activity. It’s more to show off that someone in a position of privilege and wealth has the power to procure sexual objects, gender and age don’t matter much in this regard. I cannot help but cringe violently whenever someone brings up pederasty as proof of China’s historical “openness” toward gay people. Talk to me again when in this time and place you could marry someone of your sex (not a minor) and be considered a respectable couple instead of two jerks with a degenerate fetish (not saying that gay people have to marry, it’s just that the ability to do so is an important indicator of equality imo). Pedophilia and homosexuality are not one and the same good heavens.

I hypothesize that the reason why Chinese society was historically homophobic despite having no religious condemnation of homosexual individuals was the idea that having many concubines and male children was a status symbol for men. Women of marriageable age were seen more or less as commodities and male children could supposedly "continue the bloodline" 传香火 and were vessels for passing down prestige, so having them were of utmost importance to a privileged man. Being just gay or lesbian, however, meant that you didn't perform the "man strong working woman weak making babies" heteronormative family prototype, and was thus prone to criticism. When gay men didn’t have children they “couldn’t continue their bloodline” and were emasculated, when gay women didn’t have children they failed to “fulfill their duties as a woman” and were shamed.

It kind of makes sense considering how being bisexual was never a problem in comparison, especially for men. If you were a rich guy who had both male and female partners, you would still have children and concubines both male and female so nobody gives a shit. Emperor Zhengde of the Ming (reign 1505-21) was presumably bisexual and had both male and female lovers, nobody had a bone to pick with that; he famously liked to fuck around but those who criticized him did so for his debauchery instead of focusing on the gender of his partners. This is different to homophobia in Europe where same sex attraction was considered evil and immoral in and of itself because of religious reasons, in China it was rather the other practical implications of homosexuality (not having children or a family) that attracted hate.

By the way can we just take a moment to talk about bi erasure in Chinese history. From all accounts of Emperor Zhengde I’ve read he comes across as extremely bisexual, but a lot of people try to make him a gay icon? I mean, he liked women too.

One interesting homophobic angle in ye olde China which I find kind of funny was straight women who wanted to climb the social ladder by marrying rich men talking shit about them after figuring out they were gay lmao. Historically, there were not so many work opportunities for women, so the easiest way to improve social standing was to marry a rich and powerful guy. Not saying that women didn't work, they did but their upward social mobility was restricted because they couldn't enter the imperial examination system which was how men became rich and powerful. This angle is relatively benign and kind of helps illustrate that historical Chinese homophobia was indeed fueled by classism and patriarchy.

Gayness as crime

I used to think that there were no anti-sodomy statutes in China (laws prohibiting sex between gay men), but it turns out that there was one decree in the Jiajing era (1521-67) and one in 1740, and private gay sex was not actually decriminalized until 1957. Same sex marriage is still not legal in China at time of writing. I couldn’t find detailed information on what these laws entailed or how they were enforced, but they’re enough to prove that homosexuality in China was legally punishable from the 16th century onward. On top of that, even when there was no law prohibiting private sex acts between people of the same sex, displays of gay affection such as kissing or holding hands could still be legally punished under “public indecency” or “hooliganism”, which was frequently what happened in the 20th century.

#lgbt #queer history #chinese history #gay #mlm #ming dynasty #qing dynasty #republican era

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Type of Blog: Comfort Head canons.

Trigger Warnings: Bullying/Harassment, Homophobia, General Anti LGBT+ statements, Mild religion talk.

Author’s Note: This was requested by a friend, but this will go for those who are going through some shitty situations all because of your gender identity and/or sexuality. Just know that you are just as valid and loved as the next person, even if some crappy people say otherwise ❤️❤️❤️. These Head-canons can go either romantic or platonic, I don’t mind which way you perceive them. I’d also like to apologize if any of these are too short/long and if any of these characters are out of character, so please give me some criticism for it!

Prompt: GN!Reader gets bullied/harassed because of their gender identification/sexuality.

Uraraka “Uravity” Ochako

It doesn’t matter if you’re another stranger at U.A. High school or a friend hers, she’s going to defend you either way.

Uraraka is very accepting of your sexuality/gender, though she occasionally slips up on your preferred pronouns. She doesn’t do it on purpose though!

Loves to bring you with her and her friends shopping/out to eat whenever they have free time, but she won’t call you out on being Gay/Lesbian/Bi/Trans/etc to her classmates unless you’re comfortable with it.

Though if you’re an introvert, Uraraka will love to bring you some comfy blankets and food to eat while watching Netflix. She loves going to your dorm or the other way around and seeing you happy ❤️.

Anyways, if you do come out to her classmates, they’ll shower you with love and support just as much.

Like Uraraka, they’ll support you in any way possible. May it be buying you binders, educating themselves, verbally reassuring you, walking with you if you’re a little scared to go outside, and even a shoulder to lean on if you need to vent/cry about someone harassing you for your gender/sexuality.

I feel like Bakugou would most likely beat someone up (or at least try to before Aizawa ties him up-) for purposely being an ass by calling you slurs, calling you the wrong pronouns, etc.

Kirishima would call you the manliest/womanliest (whatever you want to be called) person he knows for coming out, bringing him to tears for your courage on doing so.

Momo and Iida are the most educated on the matter, making no accidents or mistakes on your gender/sexuality. They’ll make sure everyone else is just as educated as well.

You get the idea, but honestly, they’re like one big chaotic family to you.

Of course, Uraraka is your best friend/best lover throughout your entire transition! Giving you verbal reassurance, hugs and high fives (if you enjoy physical touch that is), handing you your favorite foods during Netflix & Chill, ect

It’s no surprise that she’ll also fight anyone who’s going to discriminate you, even if she isn’t the strongest person in the world, let alone her own classroom.

Sun(drop)

It’s no secret that you were “friends” with The Daycare Attendant. Why I put friend in quotes is because it’s a little strange for a human to be close with an animatronics, but no one is bothered by it.

But anyways

You always helped Sun with the kids when they get lost or get into petty fights, whether you like it or not >:).

After the kids leave or whenever Sun has a break (which is rarely), you take the time to get to know each other.

Whether you work there, visit the pizzaplex for the food, or some other reason you’re here, time goes on and so does your friendship strengthen.

That is up until wanting to come out to the hyperactive animatronic, thinking that he’ll probably want to cut ties with you bc you liked women/men/whatever you’re interested in or because you were transgender/non-binary/whatever you identify as.

Whatever you are, you were filled with nothing but anxious thoughts and decided to avoid Sun altogether.

What made it worse was that a few of the children’s parents soon realized that you were LGBTQ+ and didn’t take it lightly.

“You’re poisoning my child’s head!”

“Your lifestyle is your business, so don’t bring it to anyone else.”

“My religion is against gays/lesbians — People like you.”

With all the bullying and harassment, you were overwhelmed with sadness, resentment, fear, and all other emotions you can’t describe.

All you could do was cry somewhere private, or so you hoped, and be left alone with your thoughts.

When Sunny boy here catches wind that you’re being bullied for your gender/sexuality and that’s the reason why you’re avoiding him, he’s going to get mildly aggressive and protective of you.

Why couldn’t you tell him sooner? Which parents does he need to “talk” to? Do you want to be comforted now or later?

All these these thoughts rush into his head as the clock reaches 6 am for the families to leave, but before some of them could leave, he would make an entire scene of scolding them for what they’re doing before banning them from the daycare, going as far as to do the “Whoo Whoo” thing for the main 4 for help if they step foot into the daycare again. Especially Monty and G.Freddy’s help, knowing that Monty is the most aggressive around and G.Freddy the more understanding and accepting father type of the main 4.

As much as he cares for you, it stings to see you hurt or in any kind of pain. He eventually does find you, picks you up under the arms, carries you into the Daycare for some privacy, and brings you into a tight hug. You flinch at first, but accept it and let all your emotions out as tears run down your face.

He lets you take your time until your done and ready to come out. Once you do, all he’s going to do is listen to you vent about your recent problems.

Sun takes it all in and keeps a closer eye on you from now on, ask how your day is, ban all the homophobes and anyone that disrespects you or your other friends who’re in the LGBT+ community, etc.

It takes Sun no time at all to use your preferred pronouns and treats you the same.

All in all, the relationship between you both is incredibly stable. Just make sure that Moon doesn’t murder someone btw/hj.

#X Reader #my hero academia #lgbtq #sun #sundrop #fnaf: security breach #comfort #boku no hero academia #uraraka x reader #uraraka ochacho #sundrop x reader #sun x reader #tw bullying #TW harassment #tw homophobia

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