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bsd men as tits ass or thighs pls :3?? (specifically meursault boys)
“Tits, Ass or Thighs— What do they prefer?”
“—Everybody’s got certain preferences, don’t they? So, what are theirs?”
Tags: Dazai Osamu, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Nikolai Gogol, Chuuya Nakahara, Sigma / afab! Reader, Nipple play?, ooc! Sigma, praising kink, degrading kink, overstimulation, pet names?, hdc format ig, thigh riding?, hickeys, mentioned lingerie?, spanking, mild brat taming, atp everyone may be ooc, face sitting, oral sex (afab! and m! recieving), titty job, messes of their milk, might contain grammar errors, this is a lot holy shit, etc.
Notes: Maybe u just meant Dazai, Fyodor and Chuuya but I added Nikolai and Sigma for funsies— hope this is okay tho!! And I never wrote for Sigma before so sorry if he’s so ooc. . Maybe he’s gonna be added to my list lol.
Dazai Osamu ;
💙 Thighs 💙
💙 I just know that he loves your thighs!! In my opinion, DAZAI lives for seeing you in thigh highs, especially if you have thick thighs. What do you mean you don’t wanna crush him with them??? What else are they made for then— oh, right, hickeys. It’s obvious that he’ll leave some marks here and there for fun, but another thing he lives about them is face sitting. This is literally the best way to die?!!? But also he lives to grab your thighs when he eats you out!!!
💙 Scenario;
He’s been at it for too long, you don’t even remember how many times you came already. . “Dazai, p–please. . S–sensitive!”, you tried to beg, but Dazai was way into this— Once you sit on this mans face, he won’t let go until your too sensitive, Dazai also always leave hickeys while he’s at it. Chanting how he would love to die this way, being crushed by your massive thighs. “—Why should I? You’re still talking properly, I won’t stop until you’re only able to moan my name. Now be a good girl, alright, ‘donna?”
Fyodor Dostoevsky ;
💙 Thighs 💙
💙 In all honesty, this man is a mystery for me– but if I would have to chose, thighs. FYODOR is kinda religious and stuff, meaning he’s definitely gonna be kinda traditional. (i do not know wtf I’m talking abt.) Fyodor doesn’t know what it is, but something about you in white lingerie and white thigh highs sets him off completely. Looking all innocent but being the complete opposite? Yes, absolute approval from him. But being the busy man he is, he’ll let you sit on his lap while he caresses your thighs!! :3
💙 Scenario ;
Seriously, how desperate are you? Walking up to Fyodor in white lingerie and white thigh highs while he’s obviously working? He finds it quite amusing how you think he’ll stop immediately to fuck you, no he won’t, yet. Fyodor just commands you to sit on his lap, now you’re getting off on his own thighs. But you’re still wearing panties, though he doesn’t care, you wanted this, didn’t you? As you keep grinding against it, he slapped your pussy through the fabric multiple times before. The small whines and whimpers are cute, but won’t change his mind to take you right now. “—I don’t really know what you expected me to do. . Well, actually, i did. It’s quite adorable how you think just because you’re desperate I’ll feed into your desires. Anyway, you seem to be getting off pretty easily, slut.”
Nikolai Gogol ;
💙 Tits 💙
Come on, this is so NIKOLAI, seriously. He's so silly, he would literally call them his personal stressballs. (Do not even try to deny it, it's canon.) Nonetheless, he likes to cum on them, Nikolai will make a mess out of them every time whenever you're giving him head. Another thing their useful for, in his opinion, is tit fucking!! It's a nice feeling for him when his dick's inside of your tits. Not to forget, your nipples are pretty fun to play with, but there's one last thing about them. .
💙 Scenario ;
There are many reasons why Nikolai adores you riding him! He loves how he barely has to do anything, hearing the adorable sounds leaving your mouth while you get off on his cock and most importantly, the way your tits bounce with you. All he's doing is laying back and enjoying the view of your tits almost bouncing out of your bra, he would love if they were to actually jump out. “—Hm, would you look at that! Your tits are seconds away to spill out of your bra, dove. I wouldn't mind if they did, maybe you just need to ride my dick faster. . Just like the needy whore you are.”
Sigma ;
💙 Tits 💙
I’m not really sure if it’s accurate, but running an casino ain’t easy. So what’s better than having you and your comfort. .—able tits? SIGMA would never admit it, but he loves them, dearly at that. If he ever needs an break, his head would probably rest on them. On the spicy side, he loves a good tit job. You mentioned this once and Sigma wasn’t against it, sure he was blushing over your suggestion but after he tried it, he loved it!!!
💙 Scenario ;
It felt good, really, Sigma loved your suggestion! He never thought of something like this, he never thought about recieving a tit job, but it felt heavenly. Just the way your tits were rubbing against his cock so good, it felt unreal. . The most beautiful whimpers left his lips, with his flushed expression on his face too, you assumed Sigma was enjoying himself, very. Soon he reached his climax, letting his cum leak on your tits. “—F–fuck. . You did s–so good, darling. Now, lay back and let me return the favor, yeah?”
Chuuya Nakahara ;
💙 Ass 💙
Ah, yes. CHUUYA is, in my opinion, an ass man. I saw a few people say that, and I agree. Like, he’s literally proud of that. He would slap your ass unexpected, respectfully though. He wouldn’t care if you’re carrying a bakery or not, he still slapping it!! Chuuya loves to spend money on matching bras and panties for you, but on your in general. Sometimes it gets to your head or something and you start to act out, which our ginger won’t let slide.
💙 Scenario ;
Lately, you’ve gotten on Chuuya’s nerves. Yeah, he loves to spend money on you and you, but he won’t stand you being bratty. As to right now, he’s ‘punishing’ you for it. The reference for ‘punishing’ is quite just fucking you until it’s stuck in your pretty little brain not to act out again. This time though, Chuuya added something to your punishment. . “Ch–chuuya. . ‘m sorry, I–i didn’t mean to—”, you tried to apologize, only to be silenced by another spank. “—Really? Too bad, you’re gonna take this if you want me to fuck you, baby. Just keep on taking f’me and I’ll fuck you soon enough, m‘kay?”
OH EM GEE YOU GUYS IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO FINISH
#dazai smut#chuuya smut#bungo stray dogs smut#chuuya nakahara smut#bsd smut#chuuya x reader#dazai x reader#chuuya nakahara#bsd chuuya#bsd dazai#fyodor x reader#fyodor smut#fyodor dostoevsky#bsd fyodor#fyodor dostoyevsky bsd#bungou stray dogs fyodor#bungo stray dogs nikolai#nikolai gogol smut#nikolai smut#nikolai gogol#bsd nikolai#nikolai x reader#sigma smut#bsd sigma#sigma bsd#sigma bungou stray dogs#Rei’s headcannons !! 💗
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Unnecessarily lengthy ramble abt losing interest and moving on with a new acc + last few bot/fic ideas I might post (feel free to ignore idkidk)
I’ve been having a hectic week regarding academic stuff so I have the worst brain fog rn, and I have a feeling I should unwind a couple more days before writing this but I honestly don’t care atp 😭😭
Basically, as you can see with the title, I’m losing interest in AHS, evan peters, his characters - all that. Besides Colin Zabel (he’s still my husband fr), creating content for everything else feels like a real chore now, whilst back then it was truly enjoyable and exciting.
Don’t get me wrong, I love writing and making bots, like this stuff is basically for life lol. But nowadays, it feels like I’m simply utilizing the evans as tools to write out the tropes I enjoy, rather than actually experiencing a desire to write FOR the characters like I used to ((which still can be gratifying in its own respective way… until a certain motivating factor begins to lack, if that makes sense??
It really sucks cuz I chalked it up to me being burned out, when in reality my attraction was clearly just plummeting as we speak 😔. What’s worse is that I’m really comfortable in this fandom - like I have super cool moots here, there’s no drama, there’s a bunch of evan characters for everybody 😂, and I gained over 500 followers, which is still crazy to me! I tried to “prolong” my interest for the sake of all this progress, but I think the inevitable has arrived and I can no longer keep up, my resolve is crumbling y’all 😭😭😭
I was hoping to wait until the Tron movie comes out in 2025, cuz maybe seeing Evan in there would reignite some of ✨la passion✨ within me, however I don’t feel like hanging around anymore, since I no longer relate to the fandom. I feel so out of place now, like a fRaUD 😩 ((I’ll still most likely watch it, but until then we’ll see
And to clarify, I will most likely NOT post and interact as frequently as I used to anymore. I’m not deleting this account, though I am going to make a new account to post The Boys content, as I want a fresh clean slate to start new.
Before I do go, I might drop a bot or two, maybe even a fic in the near future since they’re halfway done and I did NOT use all that effort for nothing 😭💀:
- corrupt cop!Colin Zabel ((most likely will make this next…. For personal reasons 😳
- a standard pre-cult Kai bot ((not brown hair pre-cult Kai, the recently dyed blue hair one iykwim. sorry
- as for fics, I’ll most likely post a very short smut when Kyle goes down on reader, cuz why not 😏
- might finish the older!grumpy neighbor!kit I talked about before since I’m halfway done
- not sure about this but I have a really random JPM fic where reader (accidentally but also not so accidentally) killed their spouse and they have no one to call but him for help ((heavily based off the tv show Fargo, the first season
No promises tho! I might occasionally come back to post if some random ideas for the evans come up, and ofc for Colin cuz he’s still the loml, no debate <3
#this lowkey feels like a breakup and I’m sad 🥲#*starts playing the blackest day off in the distance*#american horror story#ahs#ahs fandom#evan peters
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Nene’s Dead Corpse and her ghost bf
randomly made a crap ton more sense to me
why?
fricking school (screw school I hate you (no not rly I’m just stressed))
Anyway I’m a biomed class where unit 1 is studying medical investigations forensic science style
and one of the things is like, what happens to a person after the body has been dead for a while (post mortem or sum, see im learning :D)
Things like algor mortis, livor mortis, I’ve heard of. In fact I’ve even studied the clouding of the corneas before, but it never got to me till today
maybe it’s cause I cannot for the life of me study forensics without my wild imagination giving me nightmares or just panicking when I’m alone but aNyWays
I tend to imagine characters associated with death in these scenarios so I don’t lose it in class💀
*cough* Nene *cough cough*
So as I was taking notes on the slideshow, some of the images of clouded corneas reminded me strangely of something familiar, but at that point I couldn’t tell. There’s something haunting about the eyes (or maybe it’s just my over-analytical brain loving small details like this) they’re GORGEOUS
LIKE
IDK THEYRE PRETTY
Maybe it’s ‘cause the true color of the iris is completely visible in all its glory, without the pupil obscuring it
(something like this?? A little vivid tho lol)
but like
there’s no
life
no reflection, no emotion…nothing (which is so hauntingly beautiful leave me alone I’m a sucker for this now)
it’s literally just an eye with nothing but color
and then it hit me…it’s exactly the look Nene had when Mirai fast-forwarded her time
you can see in the image it’s just her plain magenta eyes with a fuzzy de-saturated blob in the center…aka clouded corneas
And that honestly made me realize that in this scene she’s not—she’s not even unconscious
No she’s literally, physiologically dead
THAT IS A CORPSE HE IS HOLDING
she is literally a dead body this hits me so hard😭😭
and I can imagine algor mortis kicked in by then, her body was probably cold to the touch
so imagine how he felt, and I’m aware people have analyzed his emotions but just think about it
he’s always seen her so full of life and hope, and now all he has left is an empty shell of her, cold and dead with no life left inside
…just like him
the more I think about it Hanako is just an animated corpse
he has no reflection in his eyes most of the time because he is ✨dead✨
I mean Mei, Mitsuba, and Hanako don’t have a little white reflection dot like Nene and Kou
Or maybe I’m overthinking it and Nene’s eyes are just super reflective
even for someone who presumably took his own life, he probably never saw tsukasa’s body start postmortem and actually feel dead bc it looked extremely bloody ngl (I’m guessing he killed himself right after 💔)
and now he’s holding someone he cares about like this for the first time and I’ll bet that scarred him
and he figured out that never, never ever did he ever want to see his sweet assistant like this again, lifeless in his arms
and so after that, cue Hanako in his villain era who basically became a yandere the entire picture perfect lmao
and he was unbelievably adamant about it too
I mean honestly if I held anybody I knew lifeless like that I’d be scarred for life and crying for days
seeing the light drained from someone’s eyes is so interestingly sad to me
Look at the difference:
Happy
vs Sad/Determined
vs Depressed (ig??)
vs Dead
She still has so much emotion in her eyes
and then d e a d
literally looks like a porcelain doll
wait she looks so pale in the last image compared to the others now that I think about it
I love aidairo’s eye for detail it’s so fun to figure out
Well anyways thanks for coming to my Ted Talk essay atp-
IT’S PAST 1 AM AND I SHOULD BE STUDYING FOR SAID BIOMED CLASS AND HERE I AN GOING ON A TANGENT ABOUT A FICTIONAL CHARACTER’S EYES
send help
anyways excuse me while I grab a box of strawberries to munch on and cry my eyes out all over my homework before I sleep-
#hananene#tbhk#jshk#hanako kun#toilet bound hanako-kun#yashiro nene#tbhk manga spoilers#aidairo#my ramblings#my rambles#i literally have to wake up in 3 hours what am I doing#Yknow screw school Hananene is more important#i love angst#they’re so bittersweet#and beautiful
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Could you share your opinions on weather you see jjk boys as (possible) homewreckers... i mean i can see yuji (he'd think he was helping you out), gojo (only for awhile maybe? Then he'd make himself permanent), even megumi (crazy dude would eventually reveal his gojo/toji dna) but nanami? Yuuta? Geto?
i have made posts about this before and i believe in my heart of hearts that every single jjk character is a homewrecker. in different ways and for varying amounts of time. but all of them are too crazy to not be homewreckers for you.
yuuji defs thinks it’s fun and he’s actually kinda weird ab it where he thinks he’s taking care of a need of yours that’s not being met and he takes that very seriously in his own way. eventually i think he’s like okay come on dump your bf lol
agree w gojo. defs a homewrecker but like……not for long he needs to be your one and only. and he will be horrible to be that.
megumi can’t help himself but then like…..oh god you gotta break up with that boyfriend. for his life. if megumi ever encounters him i don’t think he’d stop himself from picking a fight. doubly so if this bf has hurt you in any way. if that’s the case, i’m afraid he’s clobbering him on sight 😬
nanami is a homewrecker even though he tries to be noble and does the whole “we shouldn’t do this” song and dance. but like. he’s a cancer. and atp he’s proving to you in an evening you need to dump your partner and be w him.
yuuta also a homewrecker and he’s weirdly slick about it….in the beginning he sorta plays good boy with you where he goes, “ah, if i was your boyfriend, i wouldn’t like that…” when you suggest hanging out alone and he kinda laughs a little. but it’s apart of his plan. he will have you. and your bf will be out of the picture.
getou made me LAUGH. yeah he’s a homewrecker. but uh. like gojo, he’s not staying the other man for long. he also doesn’t give a fuck about secrecy.
maki is the same way tbh she’s downright disrespectful to any partner you’re with. she’s a lil mean about it. kinda like megumi after awhile tho and you gotta watch it bc she’ll pick a fight w your current partner too.
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Agatha All Along Commentary
⚠️WARNING⚠️ AGATHA ALL ALONG 1x6 SPOILERS AHEAD
you’ve been warned
Im late again guys 😣 alright. Here goes nothing. I’m seriously considering taking my anxiety meds before these episodes because atp that might help.
Started watching at 3:00 pm
I stg I stg I stg I stg if this turns out bad I’m gonna throw up. And that says a lot considering I have emetophobia
Ooh fancy he’s Jewish
I’m not familiar with the Jewish religion but seems pretty cool.
Okay so we have established that this is Billy Kaplan which idk how y’all dug so deep to figure it out but I guess it was common knowledge and I do not have common knowledge so it adds up
Ooh now there’s a party funnn lol
I wish I had parents that were proud of me
Lmaooooo “you’re both disgusting” is so fucking real
4:25
ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???
She’s kinda hot guys. I have daddy issues but I’m a lesbian lmaoooo
5:14
WTFFFF I CANT DO THIS SHIT I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BUT SHES TOTALLY LYING TO HIM IN THIS
5:42
wtf does the tower reversed mean bitch
6:14
Hearing her say baby is so fucking hot I’m gonna nut everywhere
Oh lord guys I seriously have problems… but don’t say you weren’t thinking it too 😏
6:51
WTF IS THAT THING A PROTECTION SPELL OR WHAT?!?!
DID SHE PLACE THE SIGIL?!?!
Omg if she placed the sigil on him that would be insane
7:46
If y’all out there with the theories about Billy maximoff’s soul taking over Billy kaplan’s body im kms because that’s so valid
——id like to let y’all know that I know nothing about the marvel comics and I do not intend on learning or digging that deep kk? I also don’t know what Wiccan is but I guess it’s Billy maximoff? Not looking for someone to explain it tho lol——
IM SCARED J DONT WANNA SEE MY BABY
NO WANDA NO WANDA I DIDNT NEED TO HEAR HER VOICE
8:34
Holy shit.
8:39
Watching it disappear is so sad. Like I know she’s hurting and saving the rest of them
9:00
OH MY GOD THE PARENTS STAYED ALIVE I THOUGHT YALL SAID THEY ALL DIED OR LIKE TWO DEATHS
9:33
NO FUCKING WAY THIS SHIT IS ACTUALLY TRUE
Y’all playing too hard
9:52
No fucking way. I’m actually so done right now. I’m so fucking done I need to scream at someone and it needs to be the fucking producer
10:15
That must be so fucking scary to go to “sleep” as Billy Maximoff and wake up in someone else’s body. Like in Disney shows when they switch and shit they have a moment where they look in the mirror and scream but this is def more realistic
Also I thought someone said there were two deaths. I don’t see no dead people up in this bitch
10:55
wtf is this?? inside out?
11:06
Noooohohohoooooo I forgot that Billy M can mind read and shit
12:33
That dog knows
Why is it always the dog that knows?
13:44
Having to call her mom must have sucked balls
15:22
Damn he already trying to fit the part bro. Moving on too damn fast
Him and his mom with the lying bro ✋🙄
Stop I sound like Agatha 😭
16:02
SHE DID PLACE THE SIGIL ON HIM WTFFFF
16:26
Okay I see you little emo gay kid having more piercings than me and having kissed more people than me and I’m older than you 🙄
17:26
Damn that’s crazy. He actually is telling this dude his shit
18:40
Damn that’s so fucking crazy his smile is creeping me out bro
Also I totally knew little Billy M was meant to be a little gay baby
19:24
Damnit all of these hoes have connection with him. Of some kind
19:57
You found a guy on Reddit. And you’re meeting him? That sounds like you’re getting killed.
OMG WHO IS IT TELL ME WHO IT IS
ITS RALPH NO ITS RALPH POOR RANDALL SORRY RANDALL ITS JUST WE KNOW YOU AS RALPH
21:06
Damn he went kinda crazy from being with Agatha all that time huh? That means the only one that can handle her is rioooooo
21:42
Don’t take my wife’s name in vain hoe
lol I’m kidding
I also apparently have multiple wives
Lmaoooo please ask about Agatha harkness
24:06
YOU FUCKING MURDERED SPARKY I WILL NEVER EVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS I DONT CARE IF SHE MADE YOU DO THAT SHIT I HATE YOU
24:19
Omg I can’t do this shit
Does this mean that Tommy is also in someone’s body?
25:27
I seriously do wanna know what kind of crazy that lady eats for breakfast. And I hope it’s me 😏
26:24
Yeaaaahhhh this song eats me up.
27:20
HOHOHOHHHHH THAT PICTURE IS THE IMAGE OF A FA- a gay woman. A gay witchy woman…. 👀
27:36
OH YEAH THEY BROUGHT MY GIRL DOLLY INTO IT
DOLLY PARTON FOR PRESIDENT 2024
Ahem… excuse my political views ✋😭
28:20
Omg omg omg he’s going on the road to find Tommy I’m gonna cryyyyy
29:43
Oh he’s so emo with his eyeliner and his black heart boyfriend and his belt chain and his witchy witchyness
…okay maybe im jealous
29:55
Ugh mommy. They’re both so hot. I know we only see Agatha in this part but I’ll nut to the thought of Aubrey Plaza
30:06
You’re seriously using a fucking house lamp you idiot ✋😭
30:29
You tell me to stop I’ll do it mommy
OH LAWD I HAVE ISSUES
I have to shit bro 😭
31:07
Hooligan is so fucking funny 😭
31:33
Guys I’m nutting everywhere from her sitting like that she’s soooo gayyyyyy
The producer really said “gay” and Kathryn Hahn said “yes”
32:16
I think if I was in that situation as teen, I’d say I want to. I want to poke that damn bear and see if she’ll throw me on the desk and- oh. Right right. Not the point ✋😭😏
I ALSO JUST REALIZED THAT SHE IS WEARING A SHIRT THAT IS RALPHS RANDALLS? Idk anymore bro
32:59
Wait… this is so fucking funny bro 😭😭😭
33:45
OMG SHES LIKE IN THE INTERROGATION TABLE AND ITS ACTUALLY HER HOUSE BRO
I NEVER MADE THAT CONNECTION 😭😭😭
34:21
HOT HOOOTTTTT SHES SO HOT RIPPING THAT TAPE IS SO HOT
34:28
THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY BRO
34:46
Hold on these side swipe things are going too fast I’m so lost. 😭 I hate having a horrible memory that makes me not be able to remember every single detail when we’re going back to something from a different pov
35:10
STFU SHE COULDNT HEAR EITHER TIME AND BOTH TIMES HE SAID SOMETHING DIFFERENT I WONDER WHAT HE SAID ON THE ROAD WITH THE OTHER WITCHES
35:19
YEEESSSSS IM SK GLAD WERE BACK TO THE ROAD
35:28
Yes! Pull yourself out of that mystery goop!!!
36:11
FUCK YOU BITCH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DONT BREAK THE SIGIL PIECE FUCK YOU
37:53
Wait. I am so gullible I like her being nice bro ✋😭
38:00
COVERED IN MYSTERIOUS ROAD GOOP OR NOT THAT POSE IS FUCKIGN HOT
38:09
I can’t tell if she’s crying because she’s happy the SIGIL is broken and she’s right or if she’s crying because she actually liked the kid
38:33
FUCK SHES BEING EVIL AGAIN I NEED A GOOD AGATHA AND I KNOW IM NOT GETTING THAT BUT A GIRL CAN DREAM
38:45
I’ll kill someone for you Agatha
39:05
Wait when she’s like don’t feel guilty about your talent I feel like she’s trying to be evil but it’s kind of endearing. Like. Shes so strong about it which means so many witches have felt guilty about their talents before and she doesn’t want that to hinder him. Even if she is evil that’s pretty sweet.
39:53
OH FUCK YOU BITCH KYS KYS HAHA THATS WHY YOU CANT USE YOUR POWERS BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BE GOOD GOOD NOT DECENT GOOD
40:43
Stfu Agatha. Don’t mess with our bitch.
Robo papa? BAHAHAHAHAHAAA
she knowsssss
41:34
BAHAHAHHAAHAAAAA
42:02
“Got it” not her being serious for once ✋😭
42:25
DONT I KNOW IT BITCH YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TELL ME IM WATXHING YOU LITTLE MAXIMOFF BITCH
Post watching notes:
I seriously needed some Agathario shit and I didn’t get that and I’m mad. IM SO MAD THAT THE INTIMACY COORDINATOR WAS FOR TEO LITTLE BOYS I NEEDED MY MIDDLE AGE WOMEN TO MAKE TF OUT THEY ARE TEASING ME 😖😖😖
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this is said with no malice towards you i love your art!! i like you!!
also not capitalizing chuuya's name even tho i have better humor than this
this is going to be loooong but i never read a more stupid ask….
i don’t hate skk bcs i use my brain and see that they’re actually good and a fun ship when someone isn’t ruining it. what i hate is most skkers being unfunny towards Dazai and the continuous mischaracterization of him just to make chuuya look better (mostly chuuya stans but also dumb Dazai stans are guilty of it)
and no Dazai isn’t the worst and chuuya doesn’t deserve better in fact i think yall can’t handle a person with mental illness and a fake persona he clearly put on people always demonize him so i think saying he’s the worst and chuuya isn’t proves my point. they both EQUALLY did the same bad things Dazai isn’t more toxic than chuuya it’s more like Dazai is the one who’s going back to a toxic ex (mind u chuuya was ready to hurt or maybe even kill some of the ada members people Dazai obviously cares for)
the skk hater? who loves chuuya and hate Dazai because they know chuuya’s character will never be as important or as impactful on bsd universe as Dazai’s noted.
if you love chuuya and hate Dazai your opinion about Dazai is immediately invalid like i think they just know no bsd character can be better written and more interesting than Dazai he's what keeping bsd good (and Fyodor i liked him in the last chapters even more)
imo if chuuya keeps appearing he'll just get boring🤷♀️ because most of his storyline is over
Dazai on the other hand always entertaining and deep and there’s a reason he’s involved in everything and never forget everything he did for chuuya stormbringer would be nothing without Dazai helping chuuya from the shadows and chuuya knows it but i guess people will still makes him the bad person in skk when he’s the one trying to change and be better person
also Dazai is someone who’s storyline is still on going as well as we know almost nothing about his past or what actually goes on in his brain i can say three things about his backstory and that’s it.
sorry for rumbling i can’t take that level of stupidity
pls don’t block me im not evil…..
holy shit we got cross-ask beef. this is insane
i'm gonna lowercase Both their names because i think this is the reasonable next step. LOL. & i'll also ramble a bit to match ur freak!
i will strive to clarify that me agreeing that dz=worst chuuya deserves better was, as i specified, "on a generalized scale" — on a very, very, VERY surface level this is a jokey way i've seen a lot of skkers talk about their relationship. more of an inside joke atp ig? idk. srry if that wasnt clear
but i do think it's valid to dislike a ship because you don't like one half of it. i totally get how dz's character can piss ppl off, esp if ure missing lns and mangas (which rimu wasn't, but they watched the anime first so the precedent was set). i found the first part of their thesis to be pretty funny actually, just (again) taking it at face-value.
it's also understandable that they try and dissect dz then miss the mark by a mile LOL. but again, can't be blamed if you hate the guy and thus don't read into him too much, which i think is a reasonable way to consume media... probably more reasonable than me. hence why i didn't respond with my own thesis paper. overall idk man it's not that deep, i've been having fun with rimu and i'd advise y'all to also be silly w/ ur Budgeted RPF Dead Author Yaoi, it'll make things a lot better
abt what you've said, i think dz and chuuya can't exist as true characters w/o each other, unless you fundamentally change their truth. a lot of their good & bad (& inbetween) sides are exposed through their relationship, which i believe is asgr's very interesting way of employing "show-don't-tell." i don't think chuuya's storyline is over, because dazai's isn't, and vice versa. this doesn't mean i don't think they have their own arcs, just that these arcs Must involve the other — if dz's main conflict is good/bad + the mafia, chuuya is his biggest amiable tie to it, and if chuuya's conflict is his self + power, dz must be there for corruption. there's more to say there, but again i don't want to feed rimu's claims of us all being dormant essayists LOL
we got dz glazer and rimu, D1 dz hater. and cheese anon.
#casasks#rimu saga#am i instigating???? i cant tell#but this is really entertaining idk is that evil of me#bsd is fucked up cuz all these takes are lowkey valid and back-uppable#asgr the absolute mastermind that you are
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i swear if we lose cirie because matt idek his real last name wants to cut her now because “he carried HER” i will never let the producers of this show rest. giving him a letter from a cast member he’s obsessed with when he’s based his whole game on what reilly would want and getting revenge for her is such interference it’s laughable. oooh im so mad i dont even care if saved by a twist if cirie goes i hope he wins he at least truly played his heart out even if he sucked at times
sorry that was so ranty at you for no reason but i thought you would be furious about this too!! especially after he promised her she was safe last night
also thoughts on 1989tv now that you’ve listened to all of it!!!!
I have already accepted the inevitable just to save myself to disappointment (lowkey still hoping for a miracle tho) 😂 and you never have to be sorry about ranting at me 💗
In fact, let me start ranting myself lol
I am so sick of hearing about Reilly. Why is a week 2 boot having such a significance at final five? The chokehold this woman has on these people it’s just plain weird and it’s very clear that Matt doesn’t get out much 😬 and I hate that he told Cirie he would never nominate her and then nominated her today but mostly I’m upset that Matt is just playing Jag’s game atp. How do these nominations help Matt when BB? They don’t. And Jag’s going to get Matt before Matt can get Jag and Matt is going to look like the fool that he is.
It’s pretty clear that we’re going to have either a terrible (Jag) or sup-par (Matt) winner.
Jag’s gameplay is just so awful. Last week was riddled with so many mistakes both socially and strategically literally all he has going for him is comp wins, and I hate that a Jag win will send a message that comp wins are the most important part of this game and that’s not how it should be. Also, how are you good at this game if you were voted out 10-0 unanimously during the pre-jury portion of the season 😭 If your game is dependent on twists and comp wins, you are not playing a good game. I also hate that a Jag win would give production proof that their twists don’t suck (they do) Okay, rant over 😂
And I LOVE 1989 (Taylor’s Version) 😍 1989 is a top 3 TS album for me so my expectations were high and she delivered on every front. With each re-recording I am always so shocked by how much better her vocals sound. She has obviously put in so much effort into improving her vocals, and her hard work has clearly paid off. I love all the vault tracks but I have to listen to them a few more times before I can solidify my favorite. Say Don’t Go is an early contender though and Slut! is nothing like I thought it would be but I love it 😂
How do you like the album?
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How can you think that byler is endgame? I just lost all my faith in the duffers. I think bylr makes sense, but the writers are pussies and too stupid. If byler is endgame, the show will get a lot of bad ratings from homophobes, I don’t think the duffers are ready for that lol. Also I don’t think they care about lgbt that much. I wouldn't be surprised if Will will get a dumb continuation of his gay arc in season 5.
And they're also not that good at writing.
I’m not trying to be a jerk or smth lol I’m asking this genuinely. I want to be sure in byler endgame but it’s harddd bc of the fcking duffers
Agree on points of not good writing and a possible dumb gay arc. For a show that relies on romance HEAVILY it doesn't do it well at all. But also to be fair, it's a very byler Tumblr specific expectation that the romance will be or should be and even has been great. So I don't think it'll be all that disappointing "GA" wise. I think like it's adequate tho not really deep for a blockbuster superhero show.
If Byler is not endgame it's not just cowardice it's really bad writing atp. It's not some trailblazer in queer shows. We have plenty of unambiguously and unashamedly queer shows on our screens now. So simply boils down to being a bad narrative choice to not go the route of byler endgame while not giving Will a partner. So I am fairly certain that byler is happening. And hey maybe they'll do it right. Who knows?
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Please he's making sure none of his minions will leave him.. and they'll be still up with all their theories and clout when he comes back in 2025 lol. This is not me who said this but his minions themselves.. they said whenever they reconsider about tkk, Tae will appear and leave some crumbs and signs for them to keep believing in tkk. He said he saw army working about the division he joined so he obviously saw cult being sad and mad over jkk's enlistmet too.. so he had to feed his fans. Who cares whether Jimin will be harassed for forcing JK to be in same unit as him? Definitely not Tae.
Jk *may* have given consent to post the ss... but I don't believe tho.. coz he was SO ADAMANT about not showing his head in last 2 lives. It was his place to show not Tae's nor any other member's. It wasn't even a selfie they took with intention of posting but a fucking screenshot of video call he maynot even knew Tae took. But ofcourse some people just lack boundaries or understanding.. they thinks everything is 'joke' and go on and post things without your permission. If feeding cult wasn't his point he would've posted something.. atleast an old selfie with jimin wishing him all the best..but he didn't do that right? Same with Bam too.. he didn't posted with his own dog but bam ? 🤣🤣 he's laughable atp.
But apparently only Jimin is fanservice king who's mia most of the time, when the real fanservice king is hidden in the plainsight and always defended by major chunk of this Fandom no matter what he does. Btw someone tell him feeding tkkrs wont make his songs chart highly nor make album hit. It will only have China fb mass buying and Thailand streaming farm.. not the real popularity where stans from other kpop fandoms also knows your songs lol.
Let me make some things clear about my blog. I do love Tae, but I’ve decided that the Tae that I love is the Tae who is part of BTS aka interacting with them and part of them as a group entity. I don’t like BTS Chapter 2 Solo era Tae. I think I’ve said this on another post, but I think part of this era of Tae’s problem is that he goes completely unchecked. All of his weaknesses are exposed (anon you mentioned album charts not me 🤭) and while he might be one of the most popular members of BTS on the surface, solo era has shown that he doesn’t have that *it factor* on his own. So, we have seen him do questionable things to appease a very questionable group. And it’s simply a pattern at this point. I can no longer give him the benefit of the doubt. The massive eye roll that I did when I saw the picture of him with Bam could be seen all the way in Seoul. 🙄 However, all of this to say is that I’m not a Tae anti. I don’t hate him. I wish him safety and health in the military, and I think he’s an essential part of BTS the group but we can definitely leave Chapter 2 Era Tae behind. A couple posts ago I lamented how much I hate this “competition” between jkks and tkks and I think we know who really fuels that fire.
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Some fun questions to light up the mood because lately it has been a little too shit lol (I know we have daily stage door appearances but as someone who can't see the show it frustrates me more than anything😅)
* dream project for Tom : genre / costars / director / time period / look (haircut and wardrobe)
* funniest moment
* fav picture
* if you had to recommend one project or one scene to someone who knows nothing about his acting, what would you choose ?
* random unpopular opinion
anon!!!
okay, here we go:
• dream project:
genre: I’d love a comedy/dramedy or a good psychological thriller (with him as an unhinged villain, almost joker (hehe) style) but a lowkey-heartfelt-contemporary-slice-of-life story (lol) would also be something that I’d be very excited about, it could be romance too because I know he can work that charisma of his but I’m a bit careful with this wish because I don’t want the notion to spread that he can “only excel” in roles that take advantage of his charm…and like I wanted him badly in the next Knives Out movie but yeah, let’s not talk about that…🤧
Essentially tho, I just need one project where he can work his cocky side à la Mike and Johnny
(also still waiting for someone to approach him about a Bonnie and Clyde biopic 👀)
costars: I’d love for him to do something with Will Smith again, Tom Hardy as well (preferably outside of Marvel 😵💫), Emma Stone, Keke Palmer (I have my own little buddy comedy idea/fantasy here that is gold imo) and since The Bear is around the corner, any of the leads from that would be amazing…I’m sure there’s more but my brain is blank now…
director: no clue honestly since even the “big” ones have hits or misses lately but I’d like to see him with someone that is established/more of a household name, even just out of sheer curiosity
time period: well the present time would be nice for a change 🤣 but if it has to be a period piece, 90s for sure, especially with his current look (I really have grown to like it, help)
look (haircut and wardrobe): again, something along the lines of what he has going on now as Romeo wouldn’t be bad lol but I’d also like a more preppy character design 👀 let the man be a diva on screen!
• funniest moment:
just straight up commenting “no” under a Ben 10 fan cast 😭 he was FED UP
• fav picture:
this is hard because I have a few…my profile pic and any pic from that photoshoot is a contender for sure, especially the one on the balcony but I think I have to go with this one because it was my favorite for a very long time (the one @stanleyl chose is a beloved classic too tho!)
the vibe is just IT in this
• if you had to recommend one project or one scene to someone who knows nothing about his acting, what would you choose ?
His scenes in TCR’s episode 6. An acting masterclass imo.
but project wise I can’t decide also I’d have to know the person’s preferences tbh
• random unpopular opinion:
I honestly don’t know right now, like my brain is fried atp skjskjsj but I think most of my opinions (public and private) could be considered unpopular 💀
thank you so much, anon, this was very fun 🫶
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15 questions, 15 mutuals
tagged by @boochans (ty!!!<3 even tho it took me like a week lol)
1. are you named after anyone? nope! unless you count the fact that my mom loves british tv so she gave me and brother very british names unintentionally lol 2. when was the last time you cried? yesterday i teared up but i can't for the life of me remember why. if we’re talking a proper cry tho i don’t remember but it couldn’t have been long ago bc i’m a big cry baby like crying doesn’t register as a big deal to me atp like that’s just my life baby 3. do you have kids? noooo omg i’m still trying to figure out how to take care of myself😭 4. do you use sarcasm a lot? idk what counts as a lot but i have been known to be sarcastic 5. what sports do you play/have you played? never been a huge sports person but as a kid i did soccer, golf, and a bit of karate 6. what’s the first thing you notice about people? i’m not sure maybe their outfit? or maybe hair color/style bc that's the easiest way to tell people apart imo 7. what’s your eye colour? light blue 8. scary movies or happy endings? not a big movie person but i’m always down for a good comedy so i guess happy endings 9. any special talents? not that i'm aware lol (unless having such bad adhd that adderall makes me sleepy is a special talent🤔) 10. where were you born? this feels like a security question so i’m gonna keep it vague and say the west (of us america) but i only lived in that town as a baby im not a true West Coaster™️ 11. what are your hobbies? giffing, trading/collecting kpop stuff, video games (esp rpgs!! give me recs if ur into rpgs 👀), writing (fanfic but also original stuff that i can never seem to finish), used to be really into makeup but i fell out of it during the pandemic, reading (i tend to not read for 6 months and then read 300k words in one sitting. all or nothing🫡 also if u read danmei or wlw stuff give me recs:3) 12. do you have pets? yes i have a 6 year old cat (thalia) & a 2 year old dog (mochi)! 13. how tall are you? roughly 5’5 14. favourite subject in school? social studies! 15. dream job? author has always been my childhood dream that's carried into adulthood if i can ever finish a damn novel, but rn i'm trying to attempt college (again) to go into a history related field!
tagging (if u want to ofc :3): @minchanz @mistarover @taeminnomuyeppeo @twiceland @jsuh
+ bonus visuals references of thalia & mochi 🥰
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Centrists are Zionists be fr. If you’re not for Palestine, you’re aiding zionisism and genocide. I love your blog but sometimes I wonder how you can even like Harry given that he represents pretty much everything you rightfully don’t like.
see, i think u gotta be more careful with not making distinctions bc that's similar to the rhetoric ppl use to equal anti-israel = antisemitic and other bs. i think centrism in this case is cowardly and a cop-out without doubt, as well as willfully closing ur eyes to the very clear situation at hand - but some ppl also are more centrist with their positioning bc they have a job to lose for example. in terms of celebs i think 98% of statements and engagements were centrist tbh, as i said it's mostly about PR for these ppl, but then hozier got jumped for being centrist which i didn't get at all. i thought his statement was very pro-palestine, he shared resources, and it's not even the first time he's stood up for palestine either so idk what some ppl are expecting tbh, this is the best u'll get apart from kehlani. florence, who this message was originally about, did share a "violence from both sides is wrong" typa thing at first too but then she signed the artists for ceasefire letter and shared more pro-palestine stuff.
i don't think harry represents everything i don't like but i'm def a more critical fan of him than others bc of my own moral code etc. i know as a woc my views won't always line up with a rich white man - at the same time i also don't look up to celebrities as moral pillars or political figures tho. obvs i wouldn't support someone who's some far-right idiot or whatever but i also don't expect harry to have the exact same values as me and i'm also not like "oh harry posted about supporting koala babies, i'll do that now", like it's insane to me how there was a statistic that [insert percentage here] of young ppl registered to vote bc tswift posted about it, like i don't need a celeb to tell me that, u know what i mean? i think the stan war that some ppl made out of the israel/palestine situation the past few weeks has actually been very crude. for me personally it's more about how these celebs are using their platform rather than my fave singer posting 3 sentences about how killing children isn't right and that's enough activism for the year lol i don't need the validation that i'm "stanning the right person" but it is good for the movement when someone who has millions and millions of ppl following them, some who do look up to them and value their opinion (see: swifties who signed up for voting), bring awareness to the humanitarian emergency and repost important info/voices. especially in this case hollywood voices matter bc it does bother israel a lot, part of their pr has always been to include celebs to spread their propaganda (see: hailee steinfeld taking pictures with the idf). anyway atp i don't expect harry to say anything, at best it would be a very centrist take as well which it pretty much always is when harry dares to say smth (vote with kindness) and it is disappointing bc he has such a die hard fanbase, but i was more worried that he'd say smth very dumb tbh bc so many ppl around him are so openly pro-israel. his activism has always been lackluster at best and again, i'm personally not expecting him to be the spokesperson for every issue in the world or try look for that from him, but idt anyone can be apolitical in this climate and especially not when u built ur whole brand on kindness.
#ask#idk if any of this makes sense i'm very eh eh about the role of celebs in this discourse#which is why it took me so long to reply to this like i don't spend my energy on if xyz has said smth about this situation yet u know?
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do you have any advice for self discipline? idk if you struggle with procrastination as well sometimes but you seem to be on top of your studies (i think in some of your tags you once mentioned that you finished all your assignments very early) i have very important exams coming up (if i fail them i'll have to repeat a whole year of school) and even though i know how important it is for me to study i just can't bring myself to even start.. i'm just paralyzed with fear bc i've already wasted so much time and it's impossible to catch up/revise everything now bc i'm running out of time. i think the sheer amount of material i have to study scares me off even more but the longer i wait the worse it gets obviously. i just hate that even though i am very aware of all this i just can't stop self sabotaging i hate myself so much 😭 another problem is that i'm such a perfectionist so if i know i can't do it perfectly i don't even bother but at this point i just need to pass bc i definitely don't want to repeat a year.. sorry this got so long and i know ultimately i just need to sit my ass down and study bc i'm the only one to blame (i had plenty of time to study these past weeks but i just rotted in my room 🙃) but you always are so sweet and insightful so i thought maybe you could give me some helpful advice? hope you have a nice day 💌
hiii! 🫶🏻 so i’ll preface this by saying that i’ve just always been used to having to do well in my studies so atp idek if it’s self discipline or more just a habit ? 🥲 but i also struggle with the same things sometimes bcs there are times where i put off studying certain things bcs im scared of failing TT so these are thing that imo help me!!
i always recommend ppl to repeat the stuff that u have to study/memorize out loud to someone bcs i think that helps u retain information, but i think that doing so by setting certain days to do so also helps in giving some organization! for instance i always repeat whatever im studying out loud to my mom (via zoom lol) and we do so by deciding to see each other on a certain day and on that day i have to repeat out loud to her a certain amount of chapters while she looks at my notes to check that im making sense. and we usually meet 2-3 times for that before my exam so first time i have to say half of the content, second time the other half, and third time i go through everything. does this make sense? and u can do it with whoever u want (parent, grandparent, friend, etc)! (tho tbh studying with a friend has never worked for me :p)
advice 2 sounds a bit odd and ik it doesn’t work for most but to me it works 🫠 when im in similar situations where i have So Much to study, first i read through all my notes* and then i take out a piece of paper and i write by hand** everything i remember. this way i see the main topics in the material and i go back to my notes and add some more important details to what ive written. this works especially well with courses where u just wanna pass and u don’t really care about the grade bcs this way u have a decent grasp on the main body of the course content! (**important to do this by hand bcs handwriting makes u retain info easier + *i always write summaries of the course content and the course progresses bcs then i know i’ll have my work cut out for me for the exam)
when u sit down to sit, put stuff that distracts u far away from where u are !! i kinda get distracted by listening to music lmao so when i study i make sure to put my headphones away from desk (lol), and then i hide my phone from my eyesight so then i can work for like an hour straight with no distractions 🤷🏻♀️
this is what comes to mind at the moment! anw best of luck for the exam !!! i know exams can be daunting when u are a perfectionist (😵💫) so i am rooting for u !!!!! 🥰💖🫂 as we say in italian, in bocca al lupo :)
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So I discovered that I am blocked by a staff member even tho I never even interact with them? I don’t really care if I’m blocked I’m just confused.
I discovered this when I realized that I couldn’t react to their message lol
terra staff are notoriously petty
you probably breathed in the direction of someone on coys blacklist (punishable by death) or you critiqued them in a way that wasnt ass-kissy enough
either way, i think its a little unprofessional for staff to block members, what if someone needs to report something? im all for blocking whoever you want (i have like half the server blocked atp lol) but if youre in a moderation role its kinda touchy since youre an important point of contact
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Thank uuu for the taaag!! @sharksandminhos u too!! 🫶🏻
•Stan: Red Velvet, EXO, Seventeen, Ateez
•Likes: too many but to narrow it down ~ writing, paranormal, travelling, Greece, mythology, hanging out with friends, dancing, astrology, witchcraft, driving, cars, F1 lol, interior design, fashion, nature, ANYTHING GREEN lol, and probably languages? I mean, I’m majoring in translating so, thriller movies, rings ~ so many rings your fingers can’t fit them LOL, skincare, and like…taking a lot of care of myself and my appearance lol, dressing up ~ matching anything and everything I can on myself, painting my nails ~ it’s therapy atp, ART specifically impressionism especially CLAUDE MONET<3, books (Pride and Prejudice is a MUST, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, I love LOTR too)
•Hobbies: reading, sleeping, Yoga, building in the Sims4 LOL, listening to podcasts, colouring lol, going to fine art museums
•Fave colour: all shades of green (then orange, burgundy, purple)
•Fave food: I have 3 lol: 1. tripe soup, 2. sorrel soup, 3. a traditional hungarian food (imo): scalloped potatoes
•Random fact: I broke my little toe on my left foot when I was young :))) and it wasn’t even my fault (side eye)
•MBTI: ESTJ-A ^^ (yes, I’m bossy LOL)
•Big three: Libra Sun, Pisces Moon, Aries Rising<3
•Personality: I am well aware that I come off as arrogant, intimidating, and strong, but I’m actually really nice and sweet. I care a lot about those who I love even tho I don’t show it lol. I am loud and very extroverted, I have a colourful personality tbh. I am random and creative, borderline weird (but like not in a negative way lol). I am stubborn and petty ngl. I don’t really judge people and I’m nice to everyone unless they aren’t to me, I always mirror strangers attitude lol. I think my confidence (and probably loudness) sometimes throws people off and makes them think I’m unapproachable. Also, I’m too honest for my own good lol.
•Job and relationship status: 2 months away from finishing University (FINALLY) and (HOPEFULLY) about to be employed; and I’m single and determined to stay so <3
I’m tagging: @orshii @sorryimananti-romantic @ppprimary @yourfatherlucifer @hwasbbyg and anyone who wants to do it<3
hiiiii, i'm ✨ toria ✨, or you can call me tori :) she/her! i'm a '99 baby & i just write for fun/ in my downtime. i'm into astrology, so you'll see me do that from time to time. i'm also into natural/elemental/ceremonial magick, but you won't really see that on here (unless someone wants to talk ab it ofc!)
i'm always trying to make new friends & connections on this app, so please message me any time!
✨ stan: i've only really been into skz and bts (chan and namjoon bias of course), so they're all i feel comfortable writing for. lowkey want to get into ateez though, so if anyone has a good place to start, please send it my way.
✨ likes: horror movies, vanilla-scented anything, CANDLES, perfume (i'm an addict and have over 60 pls pray for my bank account), makeup (i'm the girliest girl to have ever girled), my puppy <3 (who is actually v old but he's still my baby), a super strong iced coffee
✨ hobbies: i bake a LOT & like to cook, i love doing my grandma activities like knitting and embroidery, reading/writing ofc, basically always spending time with my friends, & i'm the tiniest bit of a gym girly (literally go as little as possible but we gotta keep that ass up you know)
🌟 quick facts:
favorite color?: pink (my entire wardrobe consists of only pink, black, and white/cream)
favorite food?: steak w a good red wine 🤩
random fact?: i sleep better when i have cute pajamas on... therefore i have the cutest pajama collection ever okay i am so poor
job?: i'm a third year student doctor! i'll graduate next year and be the real deal as a psychiatrist <3333
mbti: enfp-a
big 3?: pisces ☀️, libra 🌙, taurus🪽(but i'm an aries stellium, so watch out babies)
personality?: APPARENTLY i come across as a flirt. my friends always say that if they didn't know me, they'd think i was flirting in every conversation i have. but it's just my personality 🥺 how am i NOT supposed to call you baby, honey, sweetheart, my dirty little slut, etc?!?! ; i was also given the title of the "keeper of the vibes" bc i'm pretty level-headed and optimistic (and i guess more mentally stable than everyone else i surround myself with wow love that).
relationship status: single (for the first time in 5 years, so currently just trying to navigate through life 🫶🏼)
p.s.: will my moots please do this? pretty please? i wanna know so badddd
moodboard by: @hyngyu
#just bvidzsoo things#tagged#tag game#i loveee theese#can u see i’m a yapper??? bcz yes I AM proudly so LOL#my moots <3 lovely people 💗
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so weeks ago i read a paper about kant's correspondence with this 22 year old girl who wrote to him asking for advice. (you probably don’t want to read my ramble here, i was just bored and felt like sharing)
Basically, she read Kant’s work and agreed that lying was morally wrong so she revealed to the guy she liked that she’d been dishonest with him (i think she said she was a virgin and wasn’t? idk). Anywho, the guy dropped her and she was depressed about it and she wrote to kant asking him what to do. She’d just followed the categorical imperative and now this guy hates her, what gives? Is a life of morality this sucky? She told Kant she’d read all his books and couldn’t find the answer.
So then Kant writes back and is like - ‘no, babe, you did the right thing! and you should feel awful for lying! You’ve got that right! But dw, if he really loves you, then in time he’ll come back to you and appreciate your honesty.Tbh, tho, he probably only wanted you for sex so I wouldn’t hold my breath.’ (i’m paraphrasing but that was honestly the gist of it)
so then this girl doesn’t write back to Kant for a while and he gets kind of worried because she did say she didn’t see the point in living without this guy (did i mention that? i don’t think i did, oops - but in my defence Kant also ignored it completely in his first reply) and she writes back and is like “noooo dw he came back to me but he sucked so I don’t want him anymore. Everything sucks. Is this all life is? it’s not even hard to be moral because i don’t care about anything’ etc etc etc and she inadvertently includes a pretty valid rebuttal of Kant’s entire categorical imperative thing (and he becomes momentarily illiterate i presume).
Anywayyyyssss yeah so Kant considers her letter and is like hmmmm and he asks his friend about it who knows this girl and his friend mentions that she lied to her ‘beloved’ 🤮 about her purity (i think, honestly idk, it was something like that but i read this like 6 weeks ago so anyone’s guess atp). Then Kant is like ‘ahhhh i see, this is a classic case of feminine hysteria’ (read: women be crazy) and he bundles up this girl’s letters and sends them to this other girl with like commentary and shit as a warning about how crazy the womens can get.
And the original girl (op ig lol) killed herself. So, yeah, moral of the story: Kant is a dick.
#idk why i just went on ab that#i felt like typing and honestly i find that kind of wild#her letters are very relatable tho#very 22 year old girl energy#i feel like i ghost wrote#the paper was honestly kind of hilarious until i got to the end and realised things did not end well for the girl#personal
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