#i don’t care if jill gideon has had like three minute of screen time i absolutely love her

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

THE BAU YEARBOOK

Pt. 3 - the alumni (requested by @louisaland). P.S. I don’t know Jill’s maiden name, sorry.

AARON HOTCHNER

Aaron was a member of the Student Body Government and Mock Trial. He was voted ‘Most Likely to Work for the FBI.’ His favourite subjects were Criminal Justice and English. His friends described him as ‘dedicated, serious, and a strong leader.’

“I can’t think of something that doesn’t sound pretentious.”

ALEX BLAKE

National Honor Society member Alex was student chairwoman of the Foreign Language & Student Exchange Program, a stand-in for the Debate Team, and a two-time winner of the annual Spelling Bee. She was voted ‘Most Likely to Live Abroad.’ Her favourite subjects were Latin and English. Her friends described her as ‘Cultured, wise, and adventurous.’

“Que Sera, Sera.”

JILL GIDEON

Jill was a member of the Swim Team. She was voted ‘Hottie of the Year.’ Her favourite subjects were AP Biology and Psychology. Her friends described her as ‘Sharp, popular, and exceptionally bright.’

“A lot of girls didn’t like me this year, but their boyfriends did. xoxo”

DAVID ROSSI

David was a member of the Wrestling Team. He was voted ‘Class Clown’. His favourite subjects were Sociology and Psychology. His friends described him as ‘confident, playful, and animated.’

“My motto - if tomorrow isn’t the due date, today isn’t the do date.”

JASON GIDEON

Jason was a member of the Drama Club and Gardening Club. He was voted ‘Most Likely to Have a Statue Made In His Honor.’ His favourite subjects were Philosophy and English Literature. His friends described him as ‘calm, philosophical, and perceptive.’

“Godspeed.”