#i don’t actually hate porter 💀

[redactahoe]

PREACH!!!

BC WE ALL JUST KNOW QUINN LOOKED AT A FRESHLY 18 AND TRAMATIZED DARLIN (Gabe’s death) AND SAID “WOULD” LIKE THE NASTY FREAK HE IS!!!

give me your redacted hot takes right now.

this is a threat.

[mrsmiagreer]

SUMMIT THOUGHTS IN ORDER BY SCENE!!

“Hold still i���ll grab you one of mine” UGHHHH

“What do you think babe? How’s my hair?” EVEN MORE UGHHHHH😩😩😩

Yes Milo I AM laughing 😂

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Vincent cut himself off, i wanna know what he wants to say :’(

“She sounded— nevermind”

HE GOT US A CROWN HES SO SWEET

wouldnt it be cool if this was like… the way of Royal Vampiric Engagement?

Vincent sounds so cute when he’s nervous 🥺

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Sam’s loud ass truck rolling up lmao

ICECREAM!!!!

I just know Sam slicked his hair back into the tightest ponytail. His formal look HAS to be super cute

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Porterrrrr!!

“Your human” LMAO

The thoughts about seating were actually really sweet

Porter now wtf are you talking about?

Vincent’s irritation is so warranted right now 💀

He’s up to something fs

“Bye now—” AND HES JUST GONE??!!

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“Hey Bud!” Awe Ash we love you

Vincent sounds like he memorized this shit😂

Eccentric he says🤨

“Blink twice if you need a way out buddy” WE LOVE YOU EVEN MORE NOW ASH

“What😟😃” VINCENT LMAOO

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Bennet you meanies >:(

Alexander and Christopher count your fucking days

A bit formal?? This is a SUMMIT?!

Take a breath BOY?!

Stfu both of yous

“Where’s Alexis?” Anything to get YOU out of my face 😒

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HERE WE GO

“SAMS LATEST CONQUEST” ouuuu bitch—

she’s so snarky and condescending everything she says means something underneath but she sounds so sweet its annoying

Honestly if i was tank i would think about her words all night and for a few more days after that she dug deep fr and was actually making sense

Yeah okay darlin’ calm it down, don’t wanna get my head snapped off in front of 3810 year old vamps🤨

“Pettiness isn’t childish at all” 😒

You turned him because you wanted him but we don’t all get what we want huh?

“I FIXED HIM” GIRL LMFAOOOO

“I don’t like you, and I’m not going to” first of all, i’m so glad the feeling is mutual and secondly, this is my new favorite quote. I might not like Alexis but she ate with that one

PORTER TO THE RESCUE! but why?

“Oh darling as if i have a gag reflex” UGHHH😩

Sam to the rescue??

“What the fuck did she say??” “Where is she??”

I love the fact that it when tank ran away you can hear their footsteps. Since my Darlin’ is a girl, it sounds like she wore Combat Boots to the summit😭

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Random message for David?

The music in the back is fucking hilarious

Quinn is coming back?? Yall knew it

William a bad person?? He’s a little shady but i think he has good intent honestly

Why does he lowkey sound like Christian’s VA?

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“Don’t EVER speak to them again. Do you hear me???” Samuel don’t get me started🫦

“But playing is what I do best🥰🤭” she kinda ate with that one too

The fact that he even had to say anything along the lines of “if you care about me even a little you would do this for me” like If i was Tank i would cry because she agreed so fast😭 Like i know yall had something but like damn she still loves you?

Loser ass response 😒

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MILO’s BACK

Awee Asher stumbling over his words

Why is Porter in everyone’s business 😭

Milo’s protective tone when he talks to Porter is tickling my insides🤭🤭

Closeknit??! Awe here we go😟

Porter is so suspicious right now…

“Hold the fuck up” MILOOOO😩😩😩😩😍😍😍😍

“Wait what’d you do that night?—” THEY DIDN’T TELL ASHER IT’S BEEN LIKE A YEAR AND MORE LMAO

Asher still being scared of making big decisions🥺

“Babe…” 😫😫🫶🏽🫶🏽

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Tank being worried that Alexis threatened him is so real

“She was exactly who she appeared to be, i was the one trying to pretend i didn’t have a problem with that” REALLLLLLL

I don’t give a damn about her beat up heart

“I don’t want you to think that i felt like you needed saving” Honestly i appreciate this line because i hate the way it feels for someone to step in for you

“Maybe I wanted a chance of my own to tell the bitch to shove it if i’m being honest” 🤷🏽‍♀️😅🥳

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knock knock

oouuuuu Asher’s telling David

Asher sounds in trouble 😭 David sounds like somebody daddy fr fr

the eye contact 😭😭

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Ain’t this Loveboldly? All i hear is Crux😂

Funding?! ALL OF THIS FOR SOME MONEY

“Lower. Your. Voice. ” 💀💀

Alexander is so mean to his prince😭

“You’re showing your age Christopher. Or lack thereof” Damn he snapped him up

NOISE?!

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“We’re about to have a fight. Be convincing” Uhh okay???

What the fuck is going awnnnn?!

Getting Vincent riled up for god knows what in insane💀

Glad he didn’t bring Treasure 😭

SAM TO THE RESCUE… ish?

“Consider yourself crossed”😲😲😲😲

“He’s dead” 🤨🤨😟😟 ALEXIS WHAT??? HOW’D SHE KNOW?!

[no-see-um-incorrect]

My exact thoughts while watching the summit 

Without context 

Spoilers obviously ⚠️

-What is it with Asher and losing his shoes? 

-David&Milo giving me big brother vibes rn

-“Jesus Christ hold still I’ll grab you one of mine” something about this line made my heart do a little flip 

-Vincent honey you’re doing your best and the best you can do is good enough ❤️

-got ghosted by daddy again!?!?

-The music 💀 Vincent I dare you 

-why can’t these to get married already? 🙄

-ngl I thought he was about to propose 

-a CROWN! Omfg i’m gonna start crying 

-“beautiful” OK. there it is. I guess I’m crying now 

-samsamsamsamsam

-Love kissing my cowboy 🥰

-me at every Thanksgiving dinner ever 

-how could the house be on fire? Asher is not even there yet

-me at Thanksgiving Pt2

-I am so gay for this Southern Man 

-“butter pecan what else” OOOOO! That sounds good. I could fuck with that 

-HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP LIKE THAT!

-“it’ll be our reward for making it through this in one piece” remember what happens when you assume Sam 

-Vincent handled this so well 

-Porter Absolute asshole..PORTER YOU FUCKER!

-gaslight gatekeep Girlboss-porter solaire 

-“actually, the circumstances of my birth well unfortunate were perfectly legitimate”  I can’t with this man. (this is something I would say)

-am I the only one who didn’t know that people just have meetings at fancy parties like this? and it’s like completely normal?

-so they have racist tendencies but they’re not racist…. yeah that tracks. 

-why did I not think there was gonna be food at this party? 

-Asher and Milo 🤣(also poor Vincent)

-Asher what did you do?!???

-Alexander and Christopher Bennett….why do I feel like these two are gonna be important

-last time I heard someone say that it ended up being a funeral 

-oh Christopher is just a dick 

-Who would’ve guessed the dick and the Ass are buddy buddy  fan fucking tastic 

-you did not just diss my boys eyeliner 

-Alexis? already? I was not expecting her appearance to be this early 

-oh. Oh she’s exactly like I expected her to be. Oh oh, I don’t think I could hate being right more than I do in this exact moment 

-I Am gunna fuck her up

-and YOU have never fought ME  Stay in your lane pussycat before you get hurt 

-“you should hope you never do” this is probably foreshadowing 

-you child!?!?? Grow up!?!???! Has she met her self !??

-let’s just completely forget what you did to Sam  because that surely wasn’t very “adult” of you Alexis 

-“because I wanted him” she is asking for it. *Googles how much a hitman costs*

-“fixed him” out of everything she said why does this line hit  worse than all the others? 

-given my track record I probably would have met him even if he was a Dilf healer

-oh the feeling is more than mutual honey 

-oh she’s a Cunt. I hate her. I hate her so so much.

-PORTER  THANK FUCK

-burn her Porter RECK HER

-“apologize to Sam yet” the enemy to the enemy is my friend 

-“as if I have a gag reflex” (i’m dead)

-also. go choke on a dick Alexis 

-thanks for checking in I was just about to commit a homicide

-hold on she’s only half a century old! I CAN TAKE HER (talking all that shit and she can’t even back it up)

-A blend of self-assured and insecure (sounds like high school ngl)

-🎼everyone thinks that were perfect🎼Please don’t let them look through the curtain🎼

-SAM! Hubby come help me before I commit multiple crimes 

-“my mate” never get old damn🥰

-how did I not know that vampires could track people? 

- “are you-” gonna go help my husband that’s what I’m doing  adios Captain Jack sparbitch

-I know this guy isn’t saying anything wrong  directly but I feel like this conversation is wrong in someway (it very well could be the autism)

-FUCK QUINN 

-honestly. Willy same  

-can’t excuse the Alexis part though 

-pretty please tell me that that line isn’t foreshadowing 

-Sammy angry (pop off boy it’s hot 😍)

-“if there’s any shred of you left that still remembers caring about me” OH FUCK THAT LINE OHHH FUCK

-The waiver in his voice. I can’t  i’m barely holding it together 

-“roll around with dogs” i’m about to cuss this hoe out 

-hey only Sam is allowed to call me that!

-ash has the same culinary standards as me (the quiz was right)

-Porter where the fuck did you come from? 

-did Sam teach you that? 

-Asher and Milo is me and my sister fr

-OoOooO say yo name again Milo. it made my brain happy

-Damn straight. One of the best in the department💅

-how did he know?!

-Asher honey. shut up 

-why can’t anybody else hear us? All these vampires are as old as dirt they probably can hear a pin drop of mile away

-Little bear? WHO? 

-Seriously what is with these meetings

- sweetheart is Batman confirmed?!?!??

Part two tomorrow because this is TOOOOO LONG

[abbey-rae]

I wrote my LONG stream of thoughts in my notes app in real time listening to the summit!!

HUGE SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT!!

Ash blaming Aggro for taking his shoe lmaoo

Milo talking shit about Asher’s old belt💀

Milo telling SH they better not have hidden his dress socks again😭

Vincent wanted to hear from Will😞

…but he has a surprise for lovely🤭

AHHHH HE GOT A CROWN MADE BY THE SAME CRAFTSMAN WHO MADE HIS😭

‘you’re my heart.’ FOUL

Sam HATES the summit but he’s glad to have ‘good people’ here this time!

He and Darlin are getting ice cream after🥲

Porter didn’t actually bring Treasure he just said he would to fuck with Vincent😭😭devious little prick (affectionately)

MORE PACK AND VAMP INTERACTIONS YIPPEE

Asher called Vincent ‘bud’ when they all said hello😭

‘Blink twice if you need a way out buddy’ lmao

AHHHHHHH OMG OMG ALEXIS IS HERE AND SHES INTERACTING WITH DARLIN OMG

‘so when are you joining the family then? or do you plan to wither away into old age until he can’t stand the sight of you anymore; but feels too guilty to leave.’🫥

‘problems don’t get resolved by hitting them, you child. grow up.’ girl…

Porter comes to defend Darlin and is being snide with alexis😭

‘being the family’s disappointment has always been your domain. i’d hate to intrude.’ PLEASE

Sam’s back!!

‘what the fuck did she say?’ he sounds so hurt omg😭

SAM WENT GET ALEXIS OH NO

DARLIN RAN AFTER HIM!

Dion Wright is talking to David

be careful of William??

Although none of the houses claim him, Quinn came from somewhere and that means he has friends😬🫣

Adam mention was not on my Summit bingo card jesus CHRIST😭

Sam asked that Alexis not speak to Darlin and she agreed (although begrudgingly)

Ash is complimenting the food and Milo says that doesn’t mean much given Ash has TERRIBLE cooking abilities😭

‘My name is Porter Solaire.’

‘Oh.’

‘ASH!’💀

Porter asked SH if they’re an investigator and is asking questions about CLOSEKNIT I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT😭

Closeknit has lots of groups finding them and one of them is a Vamp house (Bennett)

Porter wants SH to stealth and sneak into a meeting between the Bennett king and prince which is happening in a few minutes!!!

SH wants to do it😟

The others still don’t know what Milo did to save everyone during inversion😭

The number of people in/joining Closeknit is declining, people need ‘another’ incentive (i.e more funding) to start joining again🫣

IT FEELS LIKE IM IN THE ROOM IM SITTING SO STILL IM SCARED

AHHH HE JUST SAID WHAT WAS THAT NOISE NOOO

Porter is starting a fight with vincent to cause a distraction!

THE KING OF THE HOUSE OF BENNETT IS DEAD WHAT THE FUCK😭😭

In summary:

[luverais]

HSMTMTS 1x01 REWATCH!!

- i still can’t believe that kourt was ever just a bg character bc i love her sm. 😭 also she’s so pretty, it’s actually unfair.

- ok but like nini… WHY would you wait to tell ricky about ej until the first day back at school?? like i know ricky fucked up but damn.

- i love gina just eating up the drama in the bg at the lockers. i love HER.

- i don’t even wanna talk abt the public song love confession.

- miss jenn and mr mazzara >>>

- i forgot about ej and nini actually acting like a couple.

- i do appreciate the wlw rep with nini’s mums.

- “shouldn’t he be trying to save this?” RICKY… it explains his actions so well. he thinks that he NEEDS to save what he had with nini, because she was his last shred of normalcy, or at least what that used to be.

- ricky is a whole ass mess. i’ve fr forgotten just how MUCH of a mess he actually was in s1.

- gina gina gina gina gina gina gina gina gina. the love of my life. absolutely slaughtered everyone with her dancing.

- “i’m dying. i’m deceased. yes.” 💀💀

- gina HAS to be gabriella for s4 or else i’m gonna commit various hate crimes against disney and tim.

- ej is so mediocre. like WHY would you wink like that??

- why did gina pronounce “you” like that? 😭

- ok but ej hyping nini up was kinda cute and sweet. the side of him i actually liked.

- me waiting for rina. pain. 1x05 hurry up!

- big red, we love a supportive friend showing up for his bestie.

- ricky’s audition is so awkward… i’m getting MAJOR secondhand embarrassment.

- KOURTNEY MOVING AWAY FROM BIG RED WHEN HE SAT DOWN LMAOO

- more secondhand embarrassment thx ricky. i love him but damn he puts me through it.

- I SEE YOU MISS GINA “i don’t get intrigued” PORTER. I. SEE. YOU.

- ricky in his homewrecker era.

- oh shit that’s the end of ep 1 alr. why do i not remember how short the episodes were?

i’m leaving ej out of my tags bc i do not wanna get attacked for calling him mediocre. pls.

[aimedis]

darlin deserved to beat everybody’s ass, including david. if quinn keeps ruining their life i will fight erik myself

lovely’s trauma is NOT vincent’s fault and it never was

alexis is piece of shit who does not deserve to live or be happy and william is a piece of shit for continuing to cover for her and he bullshit and semi-forcing sam to be in the same house as her. vincent and sam deserve to leave the house in peace without porter’s bitch ass going “it’s a family!”

porter is an annoying little bitch and i wanna punch him in the face /hj i guess

darlin is not stupid, they’re misguided. darlin is not stupid and they’re not weak.

quinn is not hot, he’s a fucking freak and he’s grimy. i bet he touches barely legal kids

give me your redacted hot takes right now.

this is a threat.