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whetstonefires · 5 days

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Western decadence of not wanting to eat nothing but gruel.

lmao western decadence of eating only the expensive part of a meal on a regular basis like maniacs. or princes. or maniac princes.

'beefsteak no potato no bread nothin i don't believe in starches' is a meal for someone with something distinctly wrong with them.

and if it's with their digestion then that's fine, you do what you gotta do, but if it isn't and you do this on a regular basis, you go in the 'expensive social deviance that makes you fart' bin along with.

that might be too specific are there any other behaviors in that category.

hey do you actually know what gruel is.

#answers #Anonymous #ask #hoc est meum #nonny i have no idea what tone this ask was going for #my natural inclination when someone Deliberately Misinterprets What I Said like this is to get fuming mad #but since the thing i said was a joke to begin with and i'm watching my blood pressure i'm just not going to try to figure out your deal #your deal is irrelevant #i am a fervent supporter of Staple Grains #i do not respect the atkins diet except for the medical purpose for which it was originally conceived #thank you for not being a spambot tbh #inbox a blasted wasteland nowadays

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