#i do dread the fact that since makoto isn't the only hyper common japanese name used

[review-anon]

Thoughts on Makoto Naegi x Makoto Kino x Makoto Tachibana x Makoto Niijima?

Err...can someone explain what this ask is? All I'm getting is that these people are all called Makoto.

Honestly I don't know why this is even here, I made it very clear I'm not a shipper or romance person but these asks keep coming in.

I just want to know who these people are first.

Well Makoto Nijima is from Persona 5. She is one of the Phantom Thieves and can use Nuclear magic, as well as driving a motorcycle as her persona.

Personality wise, she is a very dutiful student and the Student council president at Shujin Academy, with her older sister Sae being a Prosecutor. But she hates the pressures and expectations mounted onto her and so when she gets caught up in the Kaneshiro mission, she awakens her persona and joins the Phantom Thieves as Queen; the team's main strategist.

Okay but I still don't understand why I would be a in a relationship with her. Sure she sounds nice, but would I be good enough for someone like her?

Also did you just say she could use NUCLEAR ENERGY?! What is she; Godzilla?!

Its in the Metaverse Makoto! She cannot use nuclear energy in the real world!

Okay what about the other ones? Makoto Kino?

Oh that's Sailor Jupiter!

Wait back up she's a Sailor Guardian? Can we go back to the Student Council President who can fire literal nukes?

Don't worry Makoto Kino isn't that bad! Yes she is a bit of a tomboy and is the most physical strongest of the Sailor Guardians, but she does possess feminine qualities and is a very caring person. I'm sure if you did get into a relationship with her, you will be fine!

Just...don't get on her bad side because aside from all the powers Sailor Guardians have, she also possesses lightning attacks.

Okay so let's recap. I'm being asked if I want to be in a relationship with a student council president who could use nuclear energy, and a Sailor Guardian who could use lightning attacks. Can I get normal options here?

Your "normal options" are a ace detective, a idol who tried to frame you for murder, a solider who is the elder sister of the woman who ended the world and a swimmer who loves donuts.

Makoto Naegi, you have never had a normal relationship in your life.

At this rate I'm convinced that Makoto Tachibana is gonna be some demigod who can end the world with a snap of their fingers.

Oh actually he's the most normal person here as he's the backstroke swimmer from Free! who is big and strong but a gentle giant deep down.

Oh well that's good to know. Kinda reminds me of if Aoi and Sakura were one person then.

Expect for the fact he's gonna be in a polycube with me and those two other girls.

So now you know who they are; what's the verdict? Would you give them a chance?

I-I mean...isn't this ask just a joke where we all have the same first name? I don't think its meant to be taken seriously.

Also, let's not forget 2 of these people are anime characters and one is a video game character so nothing outside of Infinite Loops will allow this meeting to occur.

But Makoto...you are the main character in a askblog where you are paired with every female character in existence. If you can handle 100 girls, you can handle 2 superpowered women and a genderbend Aoi.

I...I....gahh this question is too confusing!

So yeah if you were expecting me to answer that ask normally then sorry but no.

And now I've left the front door open for other characters to be subjected to this madness....