#i do change diapers when they start waking up from nap so i dont get the whole two hours off but still

[guinevereslancelot]

the best thing about teaching toddlers is that the kids take a two hour nap in the middle of the day right after lunch and i get to spend most of that time doing nothing on my phone <3

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How would the littles react if they woke up from a nap and hade an accident. Mabye they forgot to ask for a diaper before talking a nap or it happen to leak as they where sleeping

Charles would panic and cry he thinks his a bad boy for having an accident(he totaly is not of course but he still fels bad ) And he is a very heavy wetter. Especially when his is sleeping so its so much worse.

Max would try to hide it and clean up but would fail. He would be super mad at himself and insist you punish him. ( You clearly dont and insted have a long talk about it) But he still fells bad and won't let it go so you tell him he has to sleep/nap in diaper for a week.

Lando would not give a shit and when he wakes up and notice he just goes back to sleep and lets you to find him and change him. Fell like he is also a heavy wetter and it happened so often. That he dose not feel it or care anymore

PS sorry if its badly written english is not my first language

Aw poor things! Also don’t worry I think your English is great, English isn’t my first language either actually 😂 but anyway, great idea. I've been really vibing with little!drivers lately so this is great.

(Just a reminder that diaper stuff is tagged with 🧴 so block that if you don’t want to see this type of stuff)

CHARLES:

Poor baby he'd be so upset!! Especially because he made such a big mess. Maybe you had meant to put him in a diaper, because he was clearly regressed very young, but he fell asleep in your arms before you could do it and you don't want to wake him.

(In future, you just start changing him while he's asleep, he wakes up but he doesn't even react because he always loves how you kiss him and cuddle him while you put the diaper on and then he happily cuddles into your arm and falls back asleep)

But you didnt do that this time because you thought it would be fine, and it was most definitely not fine. In fact it was terrible.

He wakes and just starts... sobbing. He's so small and feels so bad and he made such a mess. You notice it very quickly, hearing his cries and immediately rushing to the bedroom. You clean him and the bed up, and then immediately put a diaper on him.

From then on, he always has a diaper on before he takes a nap, and if he doesn't then you put one on him.

MAX:

For max, I like the idea that maybe he leaked through his diaper instead? Because it means you've convinced him to wear a diaper for his nap, and you praised him so so so much. He was genuinely so happy to take a nap in his diaper, feeling so nice and safe.

But then he wakes up and he's leaked through? He doesn't know what to do. He's still so small, and he panics so much. And because of that, he falls into the habits he had before you. He starts to feel like the worst boy ever, like he's going to get in massive trouble and can't come to you for help because you'd punish him like his dad did.

Which of course you wouldn't. You'd NEVER do that.

You find him when you go to check on him, you always check in every now and then when he's napping. When you find him, he's desperately trying to change the sheets, and absolutely failing.

You clean him up, and then he's sobbing and begging to be punished and you absolutely refuse to do it. You won't let max be punished for something he had no control over.

LANDO:

Oh yeah Lando wouldn't even flinch. And then you're left with the absolute chaos of trying to change lando's diaper while he's just laying there and giggling. He doesn't even try to help, because he's tired and sleepy and this is your problem not his.

You've learnt the trick is that you have to let him cuddle a pillow or a stuffy and then he'll let you do it without complaint. Otherwise you'll have a half asleep whiney Lando trying to move away from you while you're trying to change him.

The little shit is lucky he's cute.

[jadesbrain]

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my husband is away on a work trip so now im just home with my son. it's not terrible but whenever my husband is here im not so paranoid. i know my son is okay in his crib while he's asleep but my mind makes up these scenarios of him accidentally suffocating or choking or anything that could happen. of course he has a baby monitor and i am constantly checking it to make sure he's okay. he turns 2 in july and im already planning his party. it might be mickey mouse themed or just disney because he loves disney movies.. my days consist of constantly cleaning and trying to pick up. im trying to clean a room day by day so that when my husband gets back from his work trip the house will look really good. i wont be getting rid of anything until he gets back home and we can go through it together. he bought my son an outdoor playset but he wants to set it up when he gets home. the past couple of days have just ben going by. we do the same thing everyday. my sons eating schedule got thrown off due to his teething but we're getting back on it. as soon as he wakes up i change his diaper and get him milk. i put on a movie or show for him and i get to go back to sleep for a little bit. then we head downstairs and wait until lunch time. while we're downstairs i eat breakfast and thats usually a bagel with cream cheese and he'll have a snack. then lunch time comes and he gets fruit on the side and he typically eats pretty good. afterwards he will sign all done and then i sweep and clean his high chair trays. but while im doing that he likes to help me mop so i'll spray the floor with very diluted fabuloso and he will do that. then i'll get his milk ready, change his diaper, and have him lay down for a nap. he sleeps for about 2 hours and then i take my downtime and play video games for about an hour. when he wakes up he gets a snack from his snack cabinet and i'll put on another movie while i clean. about an hour to an hour and a half before dinner we go for a walk and go to the park. then i get home and make him dinner then figure out something for myself. after he eats he still has about 30 minutes to an hour before bedtime and thats enough time for his food to digest. then if it's bath night i get his milk warmed up and then we head upstairs and i get everything else set up(pajamas, lotion, diaper, toothbrush, and towel) and then we start bathtime. after bath i get him dressed and then we rock while he falls asleep. after he falls asleep i pick up a little bit more and then go play video games. i've been in a kinda big depression funk lately but i'm trying to pull myself out of it. my son asking to go on walks and wanting to get out of the house kinda of helps but i really do miss my husband. my family lives in another state so i cant just drive to go see them and my in laws are only 2.5 hours away but i still struggle staying there after everything thats happened. i thought about staying with them for a few days after i get my house cleaned up but i dont know when that will be. i miss my husband so much.

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*slides you some monopoly money from inside a blanket burrito* one of your finest fluffy concepts please (tip available if it feels like a hug)

thank u for the snack!! *noms the money*

okAy so we know that logan and roman love playing make-believe together

roman for obvious reasons yknow, creative performative dressup

but logan because did you see how eager he was to dress up like sherlock holmes and impersonate a robot in the puppet episode? plus he's a doctor who nerd

my man loves silly pretend play

they somehow manage to make everything into a make believe game

when logan needs to do the laundry but roman is bored, they pretend they are experimental scientists adding different chemicals (detergent and softener) to big subterfuge machines (the washing machine)

i know nothing about science pls dont judge that detail too hard

when roman hasnt been outside all day and logan wants to convince him to go outside they are now archeologists in an excavation site (the backyard) looking for fossils (helping patton deweed the flower bed)

moving onto my other headcanon

roman and logan love playing with building toys together! and will even build with things youre not meant to build with

im talking elaborate grecian inspired architecture built with jenga blocks

(logan loves the history and engineering of it, roman loves the grandness and beauty of it)

and they get k'nex!!! its a toy building thingy

and patton actually bought it for them because he was a tiny little incy wincy ickle bit annoyed that they used all the sugar cubes to create a scale replica of buckingham palace one day when it was raining

and logan wants to adhere to the instructions of course (left) and roman wants to go BIG BOLD UNPRECEDENTED (right)

so of course they reach some sort of compromise that isn't boring but that won't take up half the living room floor and be a safety hazard

logan starts by laying out all of the pieces in categories and in groups of five which makes it easier for roman to picture what he can do with the materials since he is a visual thinker

when they are building it they work together better than they ever have before, theres no arguments, only throwing ideas around

and roman is of course little so he is very excitable and bouncy and usually he is better with the more intricate jobs but logan takes over since roman is just so excited that he's shaking a tiny bit

and roman gets pouty when he can't get a .. long thingy to fit into the..... the corner thingy (shh im not an engineer)

and logan rlly gently takes it and says 'here, little prince. if you pinch it a little' *slots them together* 'it slots in easily'

and roman is like :0

and logan realises roman is actually subconsciously copying him a bit!

so logan will be standing back from their work and scratching the stubble at his chin in thought

then when roman poses a solution, logan looks over and sees that roman is in the exact pose that logan is standing in but the little prince doesnt even notice hes doing it

and internally logan knows its just a subconscious sign that youre comfortable with someone

but it still makes him think about children who copy their parents to learn

and maybe just maybe he squeeze romans shoulder and pulls him into a little half hug before they go back to the build

then virgil wakes up from his afternoon nap!! no he isnt a baby, adult virge just likes sleeping

patton is out running errands so virgil chills in the living room and shyly sits crosslegged to watch them

and romans littleness is just too infectious it doesnt take long before virgil is now baby vee and he's sucking his thumb and reaching to his mama for cuddles

and roman is a bit sad when logan picks vee up and takes him upstairs to get changed because he thinks when they get back lo will be focussed on vee

but when they return with vee all diapered up in his little clothes, logan places him by their feet on the carpet and gives him a smooch on the cheek then stands back up to keep playing with roman!!

and that REALLY excited the little prince so he starts rambling to vee about how cool the roller coaster is gonna be and how him and mom did it together cos roman is a big boy

and logan adds 'and you're very smart'

and romans face splits with a grin 'a-and - and i - and-and im really smart!!!!'

virgil is pretty happy just watching because he has a rattle and honestly that could keep him entertained for hours

but at one point roman needs a piece and they realise vee, being the otter pup he is, has claimed the piece and is holding it protectively to his chest (its been there for half an hour)

and roman really needs it but virgil whines and starts tearing up when roman tries to take it from him

so logan suggests 'vee do you want to help? do you want to be like your big brother?'

and virgils eyes liight up and he bounces in his seat

'roman can you show your little brother how to do it?'

and logan has to lift vee up because he is in too young a headspace to stand on his own, and roman is guiding virgils hands gently to put the piece on (its more roman doing it really)

but roman whispers 'vee i know a really clever secret. you gotta squeeze it a little' *slots the piece in and smiles at virgil* 'then it goes in better!'

and logan has a little moment

because roman listened to him and is replicating logans behaviour and it means that roman is comforted by logan and is trying to do the same for vee

and logan doesnt fricking care anymore he plants a big kiss on romans head

when it's finished they are nervous to see if it works and they pretend they let virgil switch on the motor because hes the baby but its also a bit because logan and roman are nervous that it wont work

but it does!! the little cars go along the whole thing and do cool loopdy loops and all!!

they NYOOM!!!

and they all cheer and have massive smiles because seriously no one is immune to that feeling of satisfaction when the dominoes all tumble or the jenga tower falls or the k'nex cars zoom along the track

and logan looks at how excited roman is and 'you did it little prince!'

and roman chants 'we did it we did it we did it!' and launches at logan for a tight hug

[mowochii]

Sorry if I'm bothering you by requesting something again, you don't have to do this, haha;; But, can you do Todoroki and/or Bakugo x an s/o that got turned into a child? Like what you did before with Bakugo turning into a child? Thank you if you do!

Dude it's no problem honestly I really appreciate you asking me to do this. So thank you so much!

-You know how it goes, a s/o gets hit by a villians quirk that turns them into a child.- In this you will be around 2 so no talking yet.

Shouto Todoroki

Oof.

That is all I have to say for this boy.

This precious icy-hot boi is in love with you.

Teenage or child, he fucking loves you.

So when you get turned back into a child, he loses his damn mind.

Just seeing you in a diaper and one of his shirts that is too small for him.

It really causes him to burst into actual flames.

Shouto honestly believes you are too cute for this world.

To him everything you do is cute.

You sneeze and scare yourself? Cute.

You tackle a teddy bear? Cute.

You smacked Mineta for touching Mina? Cute.

You waddle to him, sit on his lap and call him dada? Omfg.

This boi didnt know what to do when that happened.

He died on the inside.

He passed out.

Izuku literally had to pick you up before Shouto fell off the couch.

Once he came to tho, he was cuddling you like no tomorrow.

Shouto keeps you with him everywhere.

To the kitchen to get something to eat? Yes

Even in the middle of the night? Hell yeah he didnt want to risk you falling off the bed.

Training with his father? Yeah but he let's his sister and brother watch over you.

The only place he wouldn't take you his the bathroom.

Of course your fine with it.

You just sit there playing with your toys and laughing at yourself.

When it comes to diapers and changing, he doesn't know what to do.

So he just ask one of the girls.

And they are happy to help, it gives them practice.

Now everyone knows to do go near you if shouto doesnt like them.

Izuku, Iida, Uraraka? Of course they are close friends.

Mona and any other girl? Yes because they help.

Kaminari, Mineta? Hell no.

Bakugou, Kirishima? Maybe but Shouto will still have to be there to watch you.

Shouto is so protective of you.

Like no joke.

Endeavour had saw you and Shouto sitting in his room during break.

Geez the man could have killed Shouto for bringing this 'worthless child' into his home.

Since you were napping Shouto wanted absolute silence for you.

But since the dickhead he called a father came into the room and started yelling you had started to get a little bit fussy.

Shouto was quick to shut that shit done tho.

He took a bucket but ice in it then melted it so it was water and throw in on his father.

"Leave, I dont need you waking her up. She needs her rest. And I'm also trying to prove that I could be a better father and you could ever be."

Endeavor was about to respond but quickly left because of hero work.

You and Shouto did everything together while you were a kid.

He took you to the park, movies, to the ice shop, aquarium, museum.

He even had Momo make a onesie on his hero costume for you.

He passed out again once he saw you in it.

Shouto asked if he could make one for you when you were back to normal.

He has that once sitting in the closet.

Let's say when you're back to normal Shouto is ready to marry you, and start a family with you.

He actually proposed already in your second year.

Katsuki Bakugo

For starters this bomb wont let anyone near you.

Izuku is practically dead for even looking at you.

Kirishima hes okay but his trust can only go so far.

Mina is mostly the only girl that can get close to you, and that only to change your diaper.

But he still thinks you're the most precious thing on the planet.

Watching you waddle around the room is the highlight of his day.

You may have to call the police and a mental institution on Katsuki.

He loses his fucking mind about you.

He saw you trip, fall and land on a pillow.

Even tho you got up a few mintues later and giggled at yourself, he still got the first aid kit out and check over you to make sure there were no scratches.

This boy literally lost it when you fell and scraped your knee.

He saw you around the corner and before he could even get you up.

You were already up and running towards him, crying.

No because you hurt your knee but because Mineta had gotten to close to you.

So when you ran into his arms, calling dada this boy didnt know what to do.

First, he cleaned and bandaged your scrape with a cute band aid then he proceeded to give you to Kirishima, who was more that glad to take you. And beat/threatened the everlasting shit ourtof Mineta.

After getting you back from Kiri, who just whined about not getting to spend time with you.

Bakugou got you some ice cream and headed over to his parents' house.

When Mitsuki opened the door she was shocked to say the least.

Once Mitsuki and Masaru had laid their eyes on you, they were quick the fall in love.

Mitsuki kept gushing about how cute babies you and Katsuki would make when yall got older.

Masaru was just enjoying just having another baby in the house again.

You had started to cry and Katsuki got all protective again.

Mitsuki was quick to shut him up and told him to go get you something to eat out of the fridge.

Masaru got to feed you while Mitsuki and Katsuki were fighting over who got to dress you.

Mitsuki wanted to put you in a cute outfit with Katsuki hero name on it

Katsuki wanted to put you in a onesie version of his hero costume.

In the end you wore what Katsuki picked out.

Cue them all taking at least 100 pictures of you.

You were just too cute

If you thought that was bad waiting until you got back to the dorms.

Everybody has at least 10 photos of you, yes even Tokoyami, Shoji, Koda, Sato and Ojiro. Everyone loved you.

Everyone was a chilling in the common room watching t.v and you.

So when you face planted and didnt get up right afterwards everyone was on edge.

Katsuki was the first to react naturally.

He rushed over to see what was wrong, but then you rolled over and started crying.

Everyone tried to stop you from crying, Momo made pacifiers for you, Ojiro tickled you with his tail, Shouto made little snowmen for you to play with.

Katsuki was also trying, he ran into the kitchen to get your sippy cup and some food.

Once you were feed, and changed you sat in the floor again, this time surrounded by pillows.

You had fell once again, but this time in your back.

And when you weren't moving everyone rushed to your side again making sure you were okay. You were just asleep. Cue everyone again taking hundreds of photos of you again because you were too fucking cute.

Okay sorry if it wasn't what you expected. I put a lot of effort into it. I almost could write this part because I had reached the limit. But I do hope you enjoyed it. 😊😊💗

[lilacsos]

Babysitter AI

A/N: Ok so this has been in the works for a month and I never finished it. I made a poll asking what I should write next and the winner was Ashton fluff so here is Ashton fluff. It also kinda switches between focusing on you and Ash and Luke at home with the kid so I hope it’s not confusing. I also put a keep reading cause I feel it’s long

Requested: Kinda?

Words: 3048 (a lot compared to my usual 1500)

Pairing: Ashton Irwin x reader

*Warnings*: Mentions of miscarriage, cute dad!Ashton, babysitter Luke, y’all have a son named Oliver

Summary: You and Ashton have been dating for years and you now have a nineteen-month-old son and you haven’t had a date night since before he was born. In comes Uncle Lu to watch the little tot while you and Ash go out

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     Date night. It was something you and Ashton used to have at least once a week. Sometimes more or less depending on his tour schedule. It was one of the things you had looked forward to the most because those were nights the two of you could get out and just be you two again. Sometimes Ashton took you to fancy restaurants that he paid extra to make sure fans or paparazzi didn’t find out you would be there. Sometimes Ashton took you to the McDonald’s drive-thru and you guys sat and ate in the car outside of the house forever. Recently, there haven’t been as many date nights. It wasn’t that you and Ashton were fighting or anything, you had a baby. You loved your little Oliver with all your heart but he was about nineteen months old right now and you were exhausted. Luckily tour had ended a month or so before you gave birth so Ashton was home to help you since Oli was born. But, the two of you hadn’t had a date night in almost two years and you missed them. Ashton had expressed to you how much he missed them as well; so, with that, the hunt for a babysitter began. You knew you could ask the neighbors or use one of those websites but you were worried about people sending out personal information about you guys or your son. That’s what happened when you have a child with a famous man. Now was when you wished you lived closer to family that could watch the little guy but no one was close enough. The only people close were the boys. It’s not that you didn’t trust them, you just didn’t trust them. You and Ashton have been searching since Oliver was ten months but no one seemed good enough. At this point, you were tempted to hire a nanny. You were brought out of your thoughts by the sounds of Oliver’s laugh. The boys were over visiting and currently Luke and Oliver were playing.

     “Come on Ash! One of us or all of us are fit to take care of Oli!” Michael laughed and threw his arm around your shoulders. “You guys need a date night and some adult conversations. Let one of us watch the little man.”

     You smiled at Michael and glanced over at your boyfriend of four years. He looked to be entertaining the idea of the boys watching his son; while Ashton thought, you looked back at your son. He looked just like Ashton. Oli had the same curly brown hair, hazel eyes, and adorable little nose. In your eyes, Oliver was perfect and no one could change your mind. You watched as he giggled as Luke grabbed him under the arms and threw him up into the air and caught him on the way down. Oliver let out a little squeal that soon turned to a scream. “I think this means boob please!” Luke yelled over the screaming, sending Ashton off to grab a bottle to heat up. It was close to his bedtime so he was ready for a bottle and to be put down.

     “He doesn’t get boob anymore Luke! He just gets a bottle! Those puppies are all mine!” Ashton called from the kitchen, causing you to roll your eyes and Michael to crack up. He came back into the living room, sending you a wink before he grabbed Oliver from Luke and went upstairs to put him to sleep.

     Luke came to sit on the other side of you and smiled. “Yeah, Y/N. I really think one of us could watch Oli no problem. Maybe not Calum.” He snorted and gestured over to Cal who had been asleep in the chair for an hour.

     “I’ll talk to Ash. Thank you guys for offering though. You guys are the best.”

          You and Ashton had spent almost a week talking about having one of the boys babysit Oli and you finally came to a decision. In less than an hour, Luke would be over to watch Oliver while you and Ashton had a date night. It might not have seemed like an obvious choice to pick Luke but you had seen the way Luke played with Oli and how much your son enjoyed spending time with his Uncle Lu. Not to mention you had Michael on call in case Luke needed extra help. Ashton came up behind you and wrapped his arms around your waist. You glanced at him through the mirror and sighed. “What if something goes wrong?”

     Ashton kissed your shoulder and spun you to face him. “It won’t Doll. Luke will be fine. And if anything were to happen, which it won’t, Michael is ready to come over.”

     You sighed and rested your hands on his shoulders. “I really hope so.”

     Ashton smirked and leaned in to kiss you but the sound of your son’s voice stopped him. “Daddy!” The squeal that erupted from Oliver’s lips when Ashton picked him up make your heart swoon. Ashton peppered kisses all over his son’s face as you stopped to take a picture. At the sound of the doorbell, you ran downstairs and opened the door to find Luke with a bright smile and a teddy bear bigger than Oli.

     “This is for the little tyke. I hope he likes it.” Luke set the bear on the couch and looked towards the stairs to see Ashton helping Oliver down the stairs.

     “He’s gonna love it since it came from his Uncle Lu.” Ashton laughed and watched Oliver run over to Luke and grasp onto his legs. “Ok, Oliver didn’t have a nap today so he will be tired. Usually, his bedtime is seven but since he didn’t nap you can probably get him to go down at 6:30 if you try. There’s a bottle in the fridge, all you have to do is heat it up. We usually set it in warm water for no more than ten minutes.”

     “If he gets fussy, start making the bottle. You can ask him if he’s tired and he might tell you ‘yes’ but he’s gonna avoid sleeping for as long as he can. Make sure to change his diaper and pjs before bed. Rock him in the rocking chair while he drinks his bottle and sing to him. Then just put him in bed.” You grabbed your coat off of the rack and smiled at Oliver who had plopped himself down at Luke’s feet and began to play with his shoelaces.

     Luke stared at both of you with wide eyes as he tried to process all of the information he was just told. “Anything else?”

     “Yeah, if he wakes up, try to rock him back to sleep. Ashton usually sings him Close As Strangers when he wakes up in the middle of the night.” You turned to see Ashton standing at the open door.

     “Call us if you need anything Luke. Or call Michael.” Ashton wrapped his arm around your waist and smiled. “We should be home by nine.”

     Luke grabbed Oliver in his hands and brought him over so the two of you could say goodbye before you left. After many kisses on Oli’s chubby cheeks, the two of you set out ready for date night.

     Luke closed the door behind the two of you and smiled down at Oliver. “Alright pal, we have half an hour before I’m expecting you to get tired. What do you wanna do?”

     “Puppy!” Oliver squealed and pointed to the bookcase.

     “That’s a bookcase dude.” He set Oliver down on the ground and watched him run over to the books and pull out one with a puppy on the cover. “Oh, I get it. Puppy. Alright, let’s get to reading.”

     “Do you think he’s ok?”

     “I’m sure Oli is fine baby.” Ashton answered as he looked at the menu in front of him.

     “I meant Luke. Do you think Oliver is being too difficult? Maybe we should call Luke and check on him.” You sighed and set the menu down, not very hungry now.

     “Honey, he’s fine. Don’t worry about Luke. We’ve been gone for only twenty minutes. Oliver has probably been having Luke read to him the whole time. This is a date night for us to have adult conversations.” He reached over the tabled and grabbed your hand in his. “We can get ice cream after dinner if you want it.”

     With a small sigh, you smiled up at Ashton. “You know I can’t say no to ice cream.” Ashton seemed to think you finally had your mind off of your son as he went back to looking at the menu but he was wrong. What if Luke dropped Oliver? What if Oliver poked Luke in the eye and Luke needed to go to the hospital? What if someone broke into the house and stole Oliver?

     “Hey, I can’t read minds but I can read faces. You’re worried.”

     “How are you not worried?”

     “I trust Luke with my life. I trust him with Oli. You should too.” Ashton sighed and smiled up at the waiter who had come to take your order. “I’m sure they’re fine.” He mumbled after the young girl left.

     “Momma!” Oliver screamed once again as Luke tried to hand him the bottle. Oliver’s chubby little hands smacked the bottle out of his face and watched it fall to the ground.

     “Mommy is gonna be home soon. You need to drink your bottle if you want to see her.” Luke had been bribing the small child for almost fifteen minutes, trying to get him to drink the bottle. He suddenly had no idea how you and Ashton took care of Oliver and made it look so easy. Luke managed to change Oliver without too much of a hassle, thank god. Luke did not want to get baby pee on him. But giving him his bottle, was a whole different story.

     “No!” Oliver then took off down the hall, running away from Luke. With a groan, Luke took off after Oliver for the tenth time that night.

     After a few minutes of chasing his nephew, Luke scooped him up in his arms and bounced him around a little, seeing how Oliver rubbed his eyes. “Please drink your bottle buddy. If you drink it Momma and Daddy will be home sooner.”

     Something must have clicked because with that, Oliver grabbed the bottle and quickly began drinking it. Finally, something was going right. Luke sat down in the rocking chair and began rocking back and forth, singing Oliver to sleep. Once Oli was asleep, Luke leaned his head against the chair and closed his eyes. Now all he had to do was transfer Oliver into his crib which sounded pretty easy in theory but Luke couldn’t be sure that transferring him wouldn’t wake him up. So, he sat there for almost twenty minutes, rocking Oliver to make sure he was sleeping before he carefully stood and lowered Oli into his crib. Oliver wiggled a little bit and Luke held his breath as he watched the small child move around. Luckily, he continued to sleep and once Luke pulled the side of the crib up, he would hopefully be done for the night.

     “Do you remember the first time I kissed you?” Ashton asked with a laugh as he threw his arm around your waist, leading you through the park with your ice creams in hand.

     “How could I forget? It was 2015 and you guys won the ARIA for best Australian Live Act. You got so excited about the win that you kissed me. I didn’t even know what to think or do.” You answered with a laugh, smiling at the memory.

     “Ah, but what you don’t know is I had been trying to work up the courage to ask you out for months. It was that day that I decided I would ask you out after the show. Of course, I was not expecting to have already kissed you but, it went well.” Ashton took a lick of his ice cream before switching with you so you could get a taste of his and he could have some of yours.

     “Since apparently, this park has memory lane,” you stopped to smile when Ashton laughed at your joke, “do you remember when we found out we were pregnant with Oli?”

     Ashton smiled and took you to sit on a park bench. “Of course I do. That was the best day of my life. We weren’t trying for a baby but we weren’t preventing anything. You hadn’t been feeling good the past few weeks so I took you to the doctor and we didn’t even think you could be pregnant. So, when the doctor asked if we had unprotected sex, the gears started turning. They did a test and that’s when we found out we would be parents.”

     “You cried like a baby.” Ashton giggles at your words and pulled you to sit on his lap.

     “Can you blame me? I just learned I would be a dad, finally.”

     The two of you sat in comfortable silence for a while, just enjoying spending some time together. It had been so long since you two had time to yourselves, you didn’t know what to talk about. Of course, the lack of talking was fine too but it allowed your mind to wander. Oliver wasn’t your first pregnancy. You and Ashton had gotten pregnant the year before you were expecting Oliver. The baby hadn’t made it past the first trimester and it really hurt you and Ashton. So of course, when you found out you were pregnant again, you took every precaution to make sure he would be safe. Once you passed the point of hiding your growing bump, you finally told everyone. You also broke the news that this wasn’t your first pregnancy. Everyone was so supportive of you two which made everything a lot easier. Maybe that’s why you didn’t think a babysitter would ever be good enough for Oli.

     “What are you thinking about?” Ashton asked softly, bringing you from your thoughts.

     “Oli could have been a younger brother.” At your words, Ashton wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you onto his lap, your head on his chest.

     “I know baby.” He kissed the top of your head, hands rubbing your back. “I’m so sorry this happened to you.”

     “It happened to you too Ash.” You mumbled as you pulled away from his chest to get a better look at him.

     “I know but it was your body that went through it. I wish I could have stopped it or helped you. I’m so sorry.” Ashton took the miscarriage hard as well. You knew he wanted a big family and he thought he was going to get started on that when suddenly his dream was crushed. The possibility of being a dad was ripped out of his hands and thrown away. He spent the first few months after the miscarriage with you, making sure you were ok. It wasn’t until after he felt you were fine, he began going through his own grieving process. The boys were a huge help during that time. “But now we have Oli and he’s the best son I could have ever asked for.”

     “I love you. You’re the best boyfriend and father to Oliver.”

     “And I love you. I can’t imagine my life without you.” Ashton smiled down at you, his hand coming to rest on your cheek as he leaned down, pressing his lips softly to yours. He rested his forehead on yours and smiled, kissing your nose.

     “I want another. I know it’s soon and Oli is still so young and it will be hard to have a toddler and a newborn but...”

     Ashton shook his head as he pulled back to see your face. “I don’t think it’s too soon. We can start trying. But first, let’s go home and see our boy.”

     “Oliver, are you kidding me?” Luke whined as he bounced the child in his arms. Oliver had woken up only after sleeping for a little more than an hour. Luke had been rocking him for the past 45 minutes, hoping and praying that the kid would go to sleep before you and Ashton came home. “Do you want me to sing you a song?”

     Oliver’s cries slowly died down as he nodded. “Daddy song.” Luke had no idea what that meant until he remembered your words before you left.

     “Ok, I’ll sing Daddy’s song.” Luke pushes Oliver’s hair out of his eyes and softly began to sing. “Six weeks since I’ve been away, and you’re saying everything has changed and I’m afraid that I might be losing you.”

     It didn’t take long for Oliver to fall asleep once more after Luke began singing. He laid the small boy back into the crib and once he was sure he was asleep, he wandered down to the living room and laid down on the couch, ready to pass out. In fact, he almost fell asleep until he heard the sound of the front door opening. Luke didn’t even bother to move as you and Ashton stepped into the house.

     “Hey Luke.” Ashton smiled, taking in the sight of one of his best friends on the couch. “How did it go?” He took your coat off of your shoulders and hung it on the rack.

     “Pretty good I would say. He fell asleep at seven since he was avoiding me and he stayed asleep for an hour before he woke up again. It took another hour to get him back to sleep but he’s sleeping now.”

     You smiled and once Luke was standing, you walked over and wrapped your arms around his middle. “Thank you, Lu. Really. Thank you.”

     Luke smiled up at Ashton and kissed your cheek. “Anything for the mother of my favorite nephew.”

     “He’s your only nephew, for now at least.” At Ashton’s words, you turned to look at your boyfriend with a smile. “Want to take Oli to the park next week so we can work on baby’s number two?”

     “Only if Michael puts him to bed next time.”

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[xjoiexgabriel]

Sick Boys

Who: Gabe Beiste and @vincechambers Where: Gabe’s room When: 11/24 What: Gabe and Myles are sick, Vince plays nurse. 

Gabe laid on his bed, bare chested with Myles laying on him as well. He kissed the boy's forehead as he sucked on his bottle and sniffed a bit. Gabe wiped his nose, trying to keep him from swallowing it too much as he rubbed vapo rub on the baby's back. They both had colds and right now, cuddles was all they wanted.

Vince walked back into Gabe's room after finishing up his homework in his room. He frowned a little at the smell of vapo rub. "Everything okay?" he asked softly, seeing Myles laying on Gabe's chest.

Gabe coughed, turning his head away. "No, little man got a cold and gave it to me. So he just wants bare skin daddy chest, bottles and cuddles."

Vince frowned even more, making his way over to them. "So you don't feel well either?" He asked, reaching out to put the back of his hand on Gabe's forhead. "I don't feel a fever but let's be honest, how accurate is that." He said with a small sigh. "Have you taken anything? Do we have baby meds?"

Gabe shook his head. "No but I'll be okay, just more worried about Myles. His first sick, you know? Yeah, I have him some cold meds. That's why he's just chillin... I dont think we have any adult stuff, so no to that. "

Vince nodded a little listening to him. "I've got some NyQuil in my room. Let me go get that and I"ll be right back. Are you warm enough?" He asked seriously.

"Yeah, he's a little heater... Thank you baby. " Gabe turning to blow his nose and wipe Myles' nose as well.

Vince nodded a little, leaning down to place a gentle kiss on Gabe's forhead and one on the back of Myles' head. "I'll be right back." He whispered before heading out to get the medicine from his room. He came back with that along with an extra blanket just incase Gabe needed it later. "here.. Let me take him so you can take your medicine. I don't need you choking on it."

Gabe smiled to him. He shifted a bit to sit up  more, Myles whining as he didn't want to move. When Vince came back, Gabe smiled then shook his head. "No, he'll scream. He's being really clingy to me. I'll be okay, promise. "

Vince frowned a little and nodded. "At least sit up so it doesn't go everywhere." he said, measuring the amount out for him and sat on the edge of the bed to help him with the meds.

Gabe sat up, Myles clinging still. He thank Vince as he took it and kissed the top of Myles head. "Just trying to get him to sleep, gonna let him sleep in pack n play so he's not far"

Vince helped him before making sure his pillows were comfortable. "Good plan." He said softly. Vince reached up and gently brushed his hand over the back of Myles' head. "Hi sweetheart." He said softly to him, giving Gabe a sad smile.

"I think he misses me all week. " Gabe sighed some. "I hate I can't be with him more. " Rubbing his back as Myles looked at vince, still sucking on his bottle, though his eyes were closing slowly. "I told jack he can baby sit more. "

"I know he does." Vince told him softly. "He likes to look through my phone pictures of you." Vince smiled at him, gently rubbing Myles' back. "Oh? That'll be nice. I know Jack said he's missed Myles a lot."

Gabe shifted the boy in his arms, watching as he fell asleep. He smiled to Vince then back to Myles. "I hate seeing him all sick and not feeling good...I can't wait until second semester then I'll be home more. Yeah, jack needs time with his nephew."

Vince nodded a little, reaching up to gently brush Gabe's hair from his forehead. "I don't like it either but we knew it was going to happen." Vince told him softly. "You need to rest too though." Vince said gently. "He does need time with Myles and i'd be happy to hand him over to him whenever he wants while you're at work or class or anything."

Gabe leaned into his touch. "i'll put him down when I can, right now, I'm holding him." Leaning his head on Vince's shoulder and kissing his cheek. "Once I put him down will you cuddle me please." Pouting to him.

Vince nodded a little, letting Gabe rest his head on his shoulder. "Of course I will. You know I don't mind. Even if you do get me sick too.

"Colds are virus and its been in my body long before I start coughing and feeling bad, so you've already been exposed." Gabe smirked to him. "So we could kiss, you know."

Vince looked at him and shook his head. "not with your runny nose." He said making a face. "I don't want your snot running into my mouth."

"its not runny.." Gabe pouted, getting up and putting Myles down. He made sure he wasn't going to wake before getting back in the bed. He cuddled up to Vince then, burying his face in the boy's neck.

Vince grinned at him before letting the other get up. He settled down in bed and wrapped his arms around Gabe once he joined him, just holding him. "Still warm enough? I brought an extra blanket down just incase."

"Hmm even better cuz you're warming me." Kissing his jaw, trying to see if he could get a kiss from him. "Just want one kiss...please."

Vince smiled a little, glad that he was able to help even just a little bit. He glanced down feeling the kiss on his jaw before sighing dramatically. "Fine." He winked before kissing him briefly. "Not rest. You need it."

Gabe kissed him back, trying to hold onto it but Vince was too fast. "Hmm fine, but I think I should at least get more kisses after." Snuggling down and pulling the blanket over himself as he let his eyes close.

"We'll see how you're feeling after you wake up." He said softly, tucking the blanket in around Gabe before rubbing his back gently. "love you."

"Hm love you too, Vincent." Gabe chuckled some, yawning as he started to drift off. He was in need of a nap. With a couple hours passing, he woke slowly, looking quickly to the pack n play, seeing that Myles was still sleeping too. "Hmm long was I out?"

Vince smiled, continuing to rub his back. He layed with the other, glancing over to Myles every so often to make sure he was okay and still sleeping as well. He finally looked down as Gabe started to stir and nodded a little. "About two hours or so." He said softly. "He's still out like a light which is good for him."

Gabe nodded, cuddling back into Vince. He wasnt fully awake, just still waking up as he got more clingy to Vince in the process. "I can't wait til we have our own place." he whispered. "Then you have to reason to leave my bed." chuckling softly.

Vince couldn't help but laugh listening to him. "I mean, we'll both have work." He said in response. "So I might have to leave your bed for that, babe." He said, going back to rub his back. "Feeling any better or still icky?"

"Hush you, you know what I meant." Gabe playfully smacking his stomach. "Yeah, I'm feeling better but cuddling with you feels nice. We don't just cuddle much, we sleep or we /sleep/ together but cuddling is good too."

Vince nodded his head a little. "I do enjoy just cuddling with you. Not just sleeping or or sleeping y'know." He told him softly. "We should just let Jack take Myles one Saturday and just spend the whole day like this."

Gabe nodded some. "Maybe we can." Yawning once more. "I should check to see if he needs changed, maybe he'll sleep the rest of the night if we can get him changed and back to sleep."

Vince shook his head a little. "you rest, I'll check him." He said seriously. "you're sick so I can do it." He said, kissing the top of his head before getting up to check on Myles.

Gabe shook his head. "Vince you get time with him all week, please, just let me. I really only get the weekends and late nights."

Vince nodded a little, knowing he was right. "Alright." He said without arguing and laid back in the bed.

Gabe got up, checking Myles diaper and grabbing a new one. He picked up his son, the boy not even waking as he hummed softly and changed him. Myles stirred enough to see Gabe, earning him a smile. Gabe smiled back, quickly wiping a tear from his eye as he got back into bed with him. "Can you hand me the purple bottle? he's due for more baby cold meds." Rocking his son in his arms.

Vince watched him and smiled a little. He knew he was able to spend more time with Myles than Gabe was and knew it wasn't fair for him at all. So it was nice to watch Gabe with his son, even if they were both sick. "Mhm..." He said reaching over to grab the bottle and handed it over to him.

Gabe kissed his cheek in thanks, then used the dropper to get enough meds for Myles. Myles grabbed it, drinking it down then Gabe handed it back to Vince. "Put it back over there please." Reaching for the night stand where Myles bottle of water was sitting, Gabe giving it to him. The baby was quick to suck on it.

Vince sat the bottle back on the table where he got it from before relaxing back in bed. He kept his eyes on Gabe and smiled again. "He misses you a lot, you know." He told him softly.

Gabe nodded. "I know, I miss him too. Like I said, second semester I'll be around a lot more so we'll get more time together. I think of all those months his mother just had him at her parents...how did she do that? Like I can't stand being away from him for more then a couple hours..."

Vince shrugged a little. "I mean, she left him now so...." he said, not too fond of the baby's mother. "It's better this way anyway. You, me and him." He told him softly.

"And Jack. Jack will always be in his life. Just needs to meet all of his other uncles." Gabe pointed out as his son cuddled more to him.

"And Jack." He repeated softly. He smiled a little more before reaching up to rub his eyes a little with a yawn.

"Hmm seems we're all in need of sleep huh?" Seeing that Myles had dropped the bottle and was back to sleep already.

Vince nodded a little. "It's getting a little late." he told him softly, not wanting to wake Myles up again.

Gabe kissed his cheek, putting his son back down and shutting the light off. With his phone playing Myles lullabies, he cuddled back up with Vince. "Yeah, lets get some sleep. love you." he whispered in the dark.

Vince yawned again before wrapping his arms around Gabe again. "Love you too." he whispered. "Wake me up if you need anything, okay?" He said seriously.

Gabe nodded to him. Though it took some time, he finally closed his eyes and started to drifted to sleep once more with his love in his arms.

[vincechambers]

Meeting the Little || Gince

Who: Vince Chambers and Gabe Beiste @xjoiexgabriel​

Where: Gabe’s room in the ZB house

When: Morning of October 5th

What: Vince comes over to meet Gabe’s son, Myles.

Triggers: N/A

Vince

Vince walked out of his room with a couple of baby toys as he made his way to Gabe's. He was excited but nervous for this. He wasn't sure what to expect or how it was going to change his and Gabe's relationship now that he found out he had a child. But Vince was going to try and keep things normal with them. He knocked on his boyfriend's door, waiting for the okay to come in.

Gabe

Gabe had been up for a bit with Myles. They were just playing some, the little boy babbling as he played with some of the toys he had and some that Gabe had gotten him. Sitting on the floor, he helped him to stand now. "Look at you, being so big." he chuckled. With a knock, he called for them to come in. Seeing it was Vince, his smile grew. "Hey baby, you're up early."

Vince

Vince opened the door and hearing him and made his way inside. "Hey!" He said with a smile, closing the door. He held the toys out to the other. "I brought him some toys... Is.. this him?" He asked the obvious question about the only baby in the room

Gabe

Myles babbled some, then sat down and started to crawl a bit towards the push toy Gabe got him. "Yeah, this is Myles. He's a go getter and he's still adjusting, we were up a lot last night but right now we ate and now its play time.What did you get him?"

Vince

Vince made his way over carefully before sitting next to Gabe. "um.." He held the toy out. "nothing too much. Just one of those cool baby car things. I thought maybe he'd like that."

Gabe

Gabe kissed his cheek. "I bet he'll love it when he sees it. How you doing?" Still keeping an eye on Myles but looking to his boyfriend too. They had baby proofed his room so he wasn't worried too much as the baby flopped on his bottom and reached for a stuffed bear, leaning against it.

Vince

Vince leaned into the kiss, keeping his eyes on the little boy. "He's adorable." Vince told him with a smile. "I'm good though. Kind of hungry but I wanted to stop by here. See if you guys are hungry too?"

Gabe

"We ate already, had me up at 6 am." Gabe chuckled. "I am going to so be napping when he naps which is soon according to the schedule he had." Pulling out a paper from the diaper bag. "You really think I can do this?"

Vince

Vince wrapped his arms around the other's waist and smiled at him. "Then maybe i'll jsut steal some of your food when you nap." He said, kissing his cheek before looking to the paper. Vince nodded and smiled at him. "Yeah, I really think you're going to be amazing."

Gabe

Gabe kissed him quickly, smiling and laughing. Just then Myles screamed and Gabe looked only to see he was having a good time with stuffed bear, seeming to wrestle it. "Hes so happy."

Vince

Vince smiled back before looking concerned as Myles screamed. "Oh my gosh... he scared me." He said, putting his hand over his heart.

Gabe

"Yeah, me too but he's seems good." Gabe moving a bit closer to Vince, wrapping his arm around the boy's waist with another kiss to his lips.

Vince

Vince smiled and nodded. HE kissed the other back gently before pulling back to look to Myles again. "He's so cute." Vince told him with a smile on his face. "Does he look like you when you were a baby?"

Gabe

"Yeah, I have some photos around here from then. I haven't even told my dad yet, he's going to freak." Gabe running his hand through his hair. Myles smiled and blew a raspberry at them as he started to crawl towards Gabe. "Hey little man, you want to say hi?" Myles moved to sit on Gabe's lap as he looked up to Vince.

Vince

Vince smiled watching him. "I hope he doesn't freak out too much." Vince told him softly. He laughed at Myles, watching him crawl over and sit up on his dad's lap. "Hi!" Vince said, reaching out to gently tickle the other's belly. "You're a cutie!'

Gabe

Myles giggled as Vince tickled his belly. Gabe smiled even to see them interacting. He picked his son up, bouncing him some as he checked his diaper. "Hmm might need some change.. . "

Vince

Vince grinned more listening to the baby giggle. "Are you ticklish?" He asked, making a surprised face at him before watching Gabe. "Uh oh... Dad's gotta change your diaper..." He said making another face at Myles

Gabe

Gabe sighed some, picking him up. "He's a sticky little man but I dont mind." Gabe  changed him and noticed how he rubbed his eyes. Looking at the list he could see nap time was coming. Once he was changed, Gabe grabbed a bottle from the fridge and started to feed him as he sat on the bed and rocked him some. "Baby, can you shut the lights off please." he whispered.

Vince

Vince sat there just watching his boyfriend take care of his son. He still couldn't believe Gabe was a dad, but Myles definitely looked a lot like him. He watched in awe as Gabe started rocking the baby while feeling him before nodding a little. He got up and turned the light off before going to sit in the chair, just watching.

Gabe

Gabe rocked him still, letting him finish off the bottle as he started to drift. He moved the boy to his shoulder, rubbing his back and just focusing on him to make sure he burped and still slept. Once he had, Gabe moved some but didn't put Myles down. He just kind of wanted to hold him for a moment more.

Vince

Vince smiled watching Gabe. Once Myles was sleeping, Vince moved over to the bed where Gabe was and sat next to him. "You're doing great." He whispred, placing a kiss on his boyfriend's shoulder.

Gabe

Gabe smiled to him. "I'm trying, I'm just lucky that it seems he already knew me and just trusted me. I mean I think it helped I took a blanket with us for him to have in the car seat so he'd know the smell...but still." he shrugged. "I'm just lucky I guess."

Vince

Vince nodded a little, giving up to him. "You are lucky." He said, wrapping an arm around the other's waist. "I'm really proud of you." Vince told him honestly, resting his head on the other's shoulder. "Didn't you say you wanted to nap when he did though?"

Gabe

Gabe nodded some but he didn't move. "I should but I just kind of like holding him. " He shook his head. "Silly, I know"

Vince

"It's not silly." Vince told him, resting his chin on the other's shoulder so he could look down to the baby. "It's your first time with him so it makes sense that you want to just hold him."

Gabe

"It's like.. . I just met him and he's already got me so lost in him" Gabe looking to Myles as he shifted him a bit. "Between you and him, I'm a goner. "

Vince

Vince smiled a little listening to him. "I can understand why. I can only imagine if he was a girl. You'd really be gone." He teased, poking Gabe's side gently. "It's really cool seeing you like this though."

Gabe

"God, if it was a daughter, I'd be done. " Gabe chuckled. "Hmm? Yeah? Does it makes me a sexy dad now? Am I a DILF? "

Vince

Vince couldn't help but laugh listening to him. "You most definitely are, babe." He said, kissing his cheek. "You take a nap, i'm gonna steal some of your food." He said as he got up.

Gabe

Gabe smiled, kissing him quickly. "Alright, it's in the cupboard and mini fridge. " He moved and laid Myles in his crib then went back to laying on his bed as he smiled to see Vince there as well.

Vince

Vince nodded, going to make himself a bowl of cereal. He made his way back to the bed and sat on the edge so he could eat. "rest..." He said, judging Gabe gently.

Gabe

Gabe smirked and laid his head on Vince's lap. It didn't take long then for him to drift off some. Just loving the closeness of his loved ones.

Vince

Vince finished eat, setting the bowl down on the table so he wouldn't wake the other up. He gently ran his hand through Gabe's hair, just watching him sleep.

[buckyscrystalqueen]

Star Crossed Rivalry: Part 5

Pairings: Opie x Reader (SOA/TWD MC AU Crossover ) Negan daughter!Reader

Warnings: Swearing, Fluff, Angst, Violence

Word Count: 4,211

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4

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“Look at my little chunker.” You cooed as you held your 9 pound 8 ounce, and twenty-one and a quarter inches long son in your arms. “My little chunky boy that ruined mommy’s pussy forever and ever…”

“Babe!” Opie laughed as he sat beside you on the bed, holding the two loves of his life in his arms. 

“You’re gunna be tall like your daddy.” You said as you laid your head on Opie’s chest with a smile you never thought was going to fade. “And just as handsome as him, too. You’re going to be a handsome little man, Hunter. I know it.”

“He has your nose, Mama.” Opie said as he smiled at the cooing boy in your arms. “And your smile…”

“No, that’s your smile, Daddy.” You said as you brushed your thumb across Hunter’s cheek as he looked up at you with Opie’s hazel eyes. “And your eyes. Fuck, could he be anymore perfect?”

“Not fucking possible.” Negan said as he knocked softly on your hospital room door with his knuckle. You smiled up at him as he held up a light blue stuffed teddy bear with a handmade Saviors kutte on it. “First fucking present.”

“You’re such a softy.” You said as you let Opie take Hunter from your arms. “Thank you, grandpa.”

“Fuck off.” He chuckled as he closed the room door behind him partially and tossed the bear on your bed. “Pop. That’s what I am.” You nodded your head and smiled as he carefully took his grandson from your fiancé. “Michonne and Rick are out in the waiting room. Same with Jax and Piney, who looks about as white as a fucking ghost.”

“That’s just Piney.” Ope said as he picked up the bear and put it in Hunter’s clear sided bassinet. “He’s always pale as fuck.”

“Told ‘em to wait until I made sure you were ready for company. And I wanted this little Satan spawn all to myself.”

“You’re an ass!” You laughed as he sat down on the couch that ran under the windows on the far side of the room.

“I hope, for your sake, he’s just as much as a fucking monster child as you were. Then you’ll see what your mother and I had to fucking deal with.”

“And just because you said that, he’s going to be a perfect little angel.” You teased with a smile. “Baby, can you hand me my make up bag? I’ll at least run a damn brush through my hair or something.”

“Damn, you were fucking right about this one.” Your dad said as he jostled your son the slightest bit. “This is one big fucking boy.”

“Will you leave him alone?” Opie laughed as he handed you your bag. “I packed that dress thing you were looking at in the store. The lady said it was the best thing during her hospital stay, and it was worth the money.”

“Oh my God, I fucking love you.” You said as you pulled the soft, pink wrap around nursing gown you had been kicking yourself all week for not buying out of your bag. You looked up at him with a happy pout as you held the dress to your chest. “Best fiancé ever.”

“I try.” He said as he came over to help you up out of bed so you could change in the bathroom. 

“You two are fucking disgusting.” Your dad said with a shake of his head. “Yea, your Mommy and Daddy are fucking disgustingly in love.”

“God, shut up.” You groaned as you stepped into the bathroom. “Get your baby love in fast, Pop. You’re about to have to share him with a whole lotta people.”

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You were used to the Sanctuary being crowded for Halloween but no where like this. It was as if every member of every charter was there with their kids, ready to welcome the new Saviors Prince to the world. The moment you got out of your truck beside your fiancé with your carseat on your arm, the parking lot erupted into cheers.

“OK, OK!” You laughed as you held your hand up to silence the masses. “My kid is thankfully a quite baby, but I don’t want to test the theory!”

“I call dibs on the first helping of baby love.” Michonne said as she came over to you with a giant smile in her Princess Leia costume. “I love the spots.”

“Just wait for it.” You said as you set your car seat on the little stage. “Introducing Hunter Winston, my little chunkster puppy.” Michonne ‘aw’ed’ as you pulled back the blanket to show off your currently sleeping son, who you knew would wake up the moment he got picked up. “I should have made him a monkey so he’d be a chunky monkey.”

“Oh, that’d be too perfect.” She said as you unsnapped the carseat and carefully picked your three and a half week old son, up. His eyes flew open, and looked around as you carefully laid him down in the crook of Michonne’s arms.

“He’s an angel child.” You said as you grabbed his Dalmatian ear beanie out of your diaper bag to go with his onesie and the black eyeliner dot you drew on his and your noses. “He doesn’t really cry, he sleeps like four hours at a time at night, eats like a champ, obviously. But it’s still so much work.”

“We got lucky as hell.” Opie said with a nod as he handed you a bottle of water. “Even if Negan tried to curse us.”

“He’s beautiful, (Y/N).” She cooed as she offered Hunter her finger. He cooed back and wrapped his pudgy hands around her slender finger.

“Is this the future King biker?” Rick teased as he came over to say hi.

“Not happening.” You and Opie said simultaneously as he lit a cigarette for you and gently pulled you back away from your son by your spotted dress covered shoulder.

“We got him for a minute.” Michonne said with a smile as she passed off Hunter to her husband. “Take a smoke break. Go mingle for a bit.” You nodded your head as you took a long drag of your cigarette and glanced over at Maggie, who was coming over to say hi and get some baby love as well. You smiled at her and walked the couple feet over to her as Hunter was passed off to Carol next. 

“How are you two liking being parents?” She asked as she kissed your cheek.

“It’s a lot.” Opie chuckled as he grabbed a chair for you and Maggie from a near by crafts table. “Don’t get me wrong. We really do have an angel but I don’t think I have every worried about every little thing before in my life.”

“Poor Creature has no idea what to do with Hunter.” You chuckled. “And I’ve been keeping him in his bassinet not his crib because I’m too scared I won’t hear him downstairs…”

“OK, there’s nothing wrong with that.” Maggie chuckled. “Hershel stayed in a bassinet until he was six and a half months old. There is nothing wrong with that. And I know you have a baby monitor since I bought it for you. That one is super loud when you have it on. I could hear Hershel fart through it like he was sitting right next to me. What else?” You glanced at Opie, who you knew had a shit load of concerns neither of you wanted to ask your doctor out of embarrassment, before looking back at Maggie.

“OK, sometimes he wont latch on.” Opie nodded as he grabbed a chair for himself, and sat down beside you.

“Do you eventually stop worrying that he’s just gunna up and die?”

“Are we gunna turn into our parents?”

“Is there anything I can really do at night to help? I feel shitty just fucking laying there and watching her breastfeed.”

“And what about baby shots? I know we’re along way off, but these past three weeks has already flew by. Are they safe? Can your doctor spread them out more?”

“Ok, whoa.” Maggie laughed as she held her hand up to stop your rant. “Slow down, take a deep breath and let’s start from the beginning. Have you not talked to your doctor about this?” You shook your head, and looked over at Hunter as your dad showed him off to a few patches from the Orlando Florida charter.

“You know as well as I do how embarrassing some of this shit it.” You said as you reached into Opie’s firefighter’s jacket and grabbed his cigarettes since yours were in your diaper bag. “It’s easier to ask someone that’s family.”

“Alright.” She agreed as Carol came over to say hi as well. “We got a lot of mom’s here so we’ve got a lot of collective experience. Let’s start at the beginning…”

——

“He fall asleep?” Ope asked as you walked back into the main room after feeding your son, and getting him down for a nap. You nodded your head and pulled back the cloth of your carrier to show him Hunter.

“Fed, changed, and in jammies.” You said with a nod. “I probably should have wiped off his little nose before I breast fed but whatever.”

“You live and you learn.” He said as he leaned down to kiss his son’s forehead.

“Cops, cops, cops!” Ezekiel roared as he stuck his head in from outside. You didn’t hesitate in grabbing Opie’s hand, and yanking him down the hall you just came from.

“Where…?” He asked as you turned a corner, making sure you held Hunter to your chest so he wouldn’t jostle awake, and make noise in your haste. You shushed Ope as you turned into the president suite and shut the door behind you both.

“Help me with this. I need two hands to move it.” You said as you walked quickly over to a large mirror on the wall beside the bed. “The handle is right here, and it swings open.”

“Oh, shut up.” He said as he put his hand on top of yours to find the latch and the handle. “You have a secret door…”

“Yes, and if you move faster, we can be behind it before the cops come.” You said shortly as he pulled the door open. You dipped past him into the small surveillance room and started to flip switches to turn on the monitors for the cameras hidden around the factory.

“Does it lock?” Opie asked as he pulled the mirror back into place. You nodded and flipped another switch, sending three, unseen, stainless steel bolts from the back of the door into the wall to hold it in place. “Well fuck.”

“My dad made this room when we first bought the Sanctuary.” You said as you sent Negan a coded text to his personal line. “He and I are the only people who know it exist for this exact reason.”

“What does that mean?” He asked as he looked at the text.

“PR means panic room, and OH(i) are the three of our initials.” You looked up at the monitors at the main room of the club, where friends and family of the club were all laying face down on the floor. Feeling his phone ring in his kutte and knowing it was you, Negan looked directly at the hidden camera and closed his eyes in a long blink. With a sigh, you sat down in the computer chair and checked on your son, who was thankfully still fast asleep. “Swear to God this kid could sleep through a hurricane then a tornado before going to a football game.” Opie huffed as he sat down in your old beanbag chair with a sigh.

“Well I guess I can say thanks for loving me.” He chuckled as you watched the DEA, the ATF, and the local and state police executed a search warrant on the building. 

“You’re a goon.” You giggled as you watched family member after family member get put into cuffs, and carted out to the waiting transport vans. You sighed again as your dad was put in the back of the van as well, when a lone motorcycle pulled down the road toward the end of the road. “Son of a bitch.” You said as you sat up and expanded that view to take up one of the four monitors in the room.

“What the fuck is Clay doing here?” Opie asked as he got up and came over to get a closer look. You shook your head subtly as movement on the screen next to the one you were watching caught your attention. Your jaw dropped and you stood up slowly as you watched one of the DEA agents uncuff Dwight and let him walk away.

“Oh, you mother fucker.” You said as you minimized the screen with Clay to watch the long driveway. “Fuck, he’s a fucking rat.” You glanced over at Opie and the slight furrow of his brow before reaching up to tap the screen to explain. “The Saviors make a run six times a year for their product. Negan and Rick are the only ones who know the exact date but the run is almost always the week before Halloween. None of the other members know the exact date, they just come to town exactly a week before and wait until my dad tells them to wake up and go. But this year, because of Hunter, my dad pushed it.” You tapped Dwight’s head, wishing you could kill him in that moment, as he stood talking to Clay at the end of the road, not realizing that he had been made. 

“Dwight set this up with the Sons, not realizing my dad changed the date. Because usually, by now, this place is full with enough weed to put every single person in here away.” You both fell dead silent for a moment as the main room door flew open and a state officer and an AFT agent started to tear the room apart. You continued to shake your head and watch Dwight until the agents left the now destroyed bedroom and your upturned baby carrier and diaper bag.

“Is this recording?” Opie whispered as he watched Clay leave, and Dwight slink into the shadows. 

“Always.” You said with a nod as you turned in your chair to find a blank disc to make a copy of it for your dad. “You can’t say anything to anyone, baby.” You reminded him as you turned around to look at him. “Not even Jax. Not yet. We have to wait for my dad, first and we’ll move from there.” Opie sighed and nodded his head as he went back over and sat down on the bean bag.

“I know.” He breathed as he pulled off his scrubbed his hand down his face. “Fuck, I know.” You looked over at him, sorrowfully and shook your head.

“This is the down side to falling in love with the enemy, baby. I’m really, really sorry.”

“It’s not you, baby girl.” He said as he reached out for your hand. “It’s the beast that is our life. But I walked away from my club for a reason. And that reason is sitting in front of me, cradling my other reason to stay out.” You smiled weakly as he pulled on your hand until you got up from your chair. With a huff, you stood up and very carefully sat down so that he could hold both you and Hunter until all the cops left and it was safe to come out of the panic room.

“I love you, Ope.” You said as you laid your head on his shoulder and made sure Hunter was up right, not smooshed, and comfortably still sound asleep.

“I love you, too baby.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“You been sitting here all night?” Your dad asked as he walked over from his house early the next morning. You picked your head up off the rocking chair and shook your head as you slowly pushed yourself back and forth.

“You know my MO, Daddy.” You said as you picked up the slightly cooled cup of coffee, and passed it off to him. 

“Thanks, baby girl.” He sighed as he flopped down in the rocker next to you. “Where’s Hunter?”

“Inside sleeping with Ope.” You said as you picked up your laptop, and hit the spacebar to wake it up. “We got a rat.” Negan’s brow furrowed as he put his coffee down, and took the laptop from you with a sigh. He hit play, and picked up his coffee again as you went back to rocking.

“Son of a fucking bitch.” He groaned as he watched the video. You nodded your head, and grabbed your coffee off the table. 

“Ope gets that we have to go after SAMCRO. I get it, too. It’s just…”

“He wants Jax, and his fucking dad out first.” Negan finished for you as he closed your laptop and leaned back in his rocker. “(Y/N), how fucking sure are you that they aren’t fucking part of this?”

“I’m not.” You said with a look over at him. “I have no fucking idea. But I trust my fiancé. And he trusts Jax and Piney. So I trust them enough to know that getting them out before you go in is worth something.” Negan nodded as he finished his coffee.

“Let me talk to Ope.” He said as he looked into his empty cup. “Fuck, you need to teach Frankie how to fucking make coffee.”

“No.” You said before you finished your cup, looked at the time on your phone, and took your laptop and empty coffee mugs back. “Ope will be up any minute. Go shower, though. You smell like jail.”

“You’re such a pleasant little fucker in the mornings.” Negan said as you both got up and headed in different directions.

“I get from you.” You called out over your shoulder as you walked in to your living room just as Opie was coming down with your whining son. “I got him, baby.” He nodded his head as he continued down the stairs almost in a daze.

“Did you sit out there since four?” He asked as he waited for you to put what was in your hands, down. You nodded your head as you took Hunter from his arms.

“I worry about him, you know?” You said as you walked around the couch and sat down while pulling up one of Opie’s wife beaters that you slept in to feed your son. “He has no one else but me, and Frankie is so self involved she wouldn’t know her ass from her elbow when it comes to anything of use.” You looked up at him as he stepped out on to the back porch to let Creature out, and stood just outside the door so he could smoke his morning cigarette. “Someone’s gotta take care of him, Ope. He does so much for everyone else…”

“I know, baby.” He said with a nod. “I don’t blame you on that. Just… well, next time, can you sit inside the house, and wait like a normal person does?”

“Opie, you and I both know I am no where near fucking sane, thank you.”

“True.” He agreed with a smirk. You flipped him off as Creature walked past him back into the house, and trotted over to join you on the couch. You said hi to him as he walked in a circle twice before curling up into a ball against your hip, and going back to sleep with a snort.

“Dad wants to talk to you.” You informed your husband as he kicked the rock aside and came back into the house. “He’ll probably be back over for breakfast if you wanna jump in the shower. I’ll do French toast, bacon, and eggs for breakfast when Hunter finishes.”

“Sounds like a plan.” He said as he came over and gave you an upside down, chaste kiss. “Good morning, baby.”

“Good morning, my love.”

——

Opie and Negan sat across from each other at your dinner table, the former watching your son in his vibrating baby swing that he loved so much, and scolding Creature when he tried to crawl up in the seat to cuddle with ‘his’ baby like he so desperately wanted to. Negan watched his grandson, trying to figure out exactly how he wanted to word his questions, while you made breakfast.

“I need you to be fucking honest with me, Opie.” He started as he ran his middle ringer around the rim of his coffee mug. “Brutally fucking honest.” You and your fiancé both looked over at him as he pulled his brown eyes away from his grandson and up to Opie. “Say (Y/N) and Hunter are kidnapped tomorrow…”

“Dad!” You shrieked but he held his hand up to stop you, refusing to take his eyes off your fiancé.

“You and I are killed in the fight. Who in SAMCRO do you fucking trust, without a fucking shadow of a doubt, with their lives.” Your fiancé sat up straight, confused and stunned at the question.

“Jax.” He said after a moment with a slight nod of his head. “He’d raise Hunter as his own, watch out and take care of (Y/N). But he wouldn’t walk away from the Sons to do it. The club is his fucking life. I do know though, that he and Clay have completely different opinions on the club’s path. Which is why I can say my old man, and a guy named Chibs would be on that list as well. He and Piney would side with Jax any day of the fucking week. The rest of the club…” He sighed as he ran his fingers through his loose, shoulder length hair. “The rest of the fucking club are loyal to the club. Which means they’re loyal to whoever sits behind that gavel.” Negan nodded his head slowly as you walked over two full plates, and set them down on the table.

“So who do you think is the fucking mastermind behind last nights bullshit?” He asked as he pulled his plate in front of him but didn’t touch it otherwise. 

“That’s got fucking Clay all over it.” Opie said as you came over to top of their coffee mugs, and set your plate down. “Clay is a conniving monster. He’ll sign his fucking soul to the fucking devil if it meant keeping his president patch. If I had to venture a guess, he was the one that made a fucking deal with ATF after your guy found him. I’d say his fucking right hand, Tig had something to do with that shit, too. Fucker hates me.” Negan nodded again as he picked up his coffee mug and took a drink, buying his time to really think his next question through.

“You didn’t turn your fucking back on my daughter, did you?” He asked seriously, hating that he even hard to.

“Never.” Opie said as you growled at your dad around a mouth full of French toast and freshly cut strawberries and banana slices. “She’s the love of my life, my future wife, and the mother of my son. I’d lose every fucking appendage I have then take a fucking bullet before I betrayed her. And that means you as well, since you’re her father. Betraying you hurts her, and I will be no fucking part of that.” Negan nodded his head again, and finally picked up his fork, apparently satisfied with Opie’s answers.

“Call the three. You two are getting married.” Negan said as he gestured toward the swing with his fork. “And get the fucking dog out of the fucking swing.” You and Opie both looked over at Hunter, who was still sound asleep, and Creature, who had managed to crawl up half way on the chair with his back legs and right leg hanging off the edges, and fell asleep so that his body was just barely touching Hunter, but his head was resting protectively above Hunter’s little head.

“Oh, my God that’s the cutest fucking thing.” You said as you got up to grab your phone from the counter.

“Cute or not, he can’t be up on the swing.” Opie said as he finally cut into his own French toast.

“Oh, he’s fine.” You said as you took a few pictures. “It’s his baby, too.”

“Don’t start that shit again, babe.” Opie said around a mouthful of food. “He’s a dog.” You turned around, and stuck your tongue out at Opie with a small sneer.

“They are brothers, and the faster you accept that, the happier I will be.”

“I had the same fight with her mother about our fucking mutt.” Negan said as he purposely kept his eyes down on his plate. “I fucking lost.”

“You’re not fucking helping.” Opie said as you sat back down with a giant smile.

“So when are our sons walking us down the aisle?”

“Shut up, (Y/N)!” Opie snapped as Negan snorted a laugh.

Part 6

[little-owly]

another idea®: so sometimes little!ja//ck gets reeeaaaalllly bratty, especially when daddy ma//rk has been super busy for a long time. He bugs ma//rk all day long, begging to play and do things and get a snack and so on, and he's largely ignored just because his daddy is busy. So lil ja//ck walks to the middle of ma//rk's office, pulls his diaper down, and unleashes a monstrously full bladder all over the hardwood. Cue his lil butt getting the spanking of its life!! 💕

AAAAAA I LOVE THIS?? I ADORE BRATTY LITTLES AND PEEING IN PLACES UR NOT SUPPOSE TO ALSO UNEDITED AF WHEN I QUEUED THIS PLS FORGIVE ME LITTLE JACK ANON 😭jack crawling around and playing on the kitchen floor as mark passes through. busy talking on the phone about tour dates and venues in other states. he throws sammy up in the air to get mark's attention. "daaaaaaaddy," he whispers, "pwaaaaaaay wif me." "excuse me for a second," mark laughs and pulls the phone away, "jackie, i told you today's a busy day for daddy. i can't play with you right now so please be a good baby and play by yourself, okay? look!!" mark held sammy up to his ear, gasping, "sammy says he wants to play with your blocks!! see, theres something you can do!!"jack pouts as mark returns to his call, "i'm so sorry!! now, what venues are open for the west coast stops? arizona still needs one..."jack crawls off, clad in only his sweater and diaper, sammy in hand. he pulls out his foam blocks and starts to build. he decides on a spaceship, but changes his mind halfway through to a makeshift house for sammy. using yellow and blue blocks as he stacks them high. why was daddy being so boring and dumb? why couldn't daddy goofy and happy, playing with him and watching cartoons? jack pouted more as he continued building. sucking on his paci gently.***it was lunch time, and mark set down a couple of cookies, a bottle of apple juice, and a bowl of mac and cheese. "jackie!! lunch time!!" mark yelled as he grabbed his phone and laptop again. jack toddling into the dining room. his heart dropping as he saw mark walk away."daddy!!""jackie?""'possed ta eat wif me...""jackie, daddy's very busy with work and the tour. can you eat with sammy while i call around again? i promise i'll make it up to you."the soft smile mark gave was enough to make jack accept his circumstances and nod. blinking away tears as mark kisses his forehead. "yell for me when youre all done, jackie!!""daddy maded me sad, sammy," jack sniffles as he shovels a helping of mac and cheese in his mouth, "why he no wike me anymor'?"***it was nearing nap time for jack -- 3:30. he gathered up his blankies and fluffed his pillow before heading into the living room. setting his favorite storybook about space down in daddy's chair and snuggling up. waiting for his daddy. he waited.and waited.and waited.and waited some more. tears rushing to his eyes as he poked his head up to see if mark was anywhere. oh no, not sad tears -- tears of anger. of frustration, of misunderstanding.he whimpered and threw his blankies off of his body. throwing his pillow away too, a full on temper tantrum. how dumb was daddy to forget his naptime story?! how dumb was daddy to forget him?! how dumb was daddy to just leave him all alone WITHOUT a story?!"why daddy a dumb dumb, sammy?! why he stupid and forgetten naptime?!"jack held the plushie to his ear, as if listening to him talk. smiling as he pretended to hear sammy talk up an evil plan. "i can go potty now," he smirked, "dummy daddy gon' pay attention to me and not boring old work wike tours..."with a sneaky movement, jack made his way to the door of mark's office. open a jar as he held sammy. ***"so Phoenix? i guess that can work out if we hurry out of Arizona and make it to Sacramento the next day." mark sighed, god, the tour dates being mixed up and NOW having to fix it? the stress was heavy on his shoulders, including the fact he couldn't spend as much time with his baby boy as he'd like to. hoping to make it up to jack with pizza for dinner when he'd wake up from his nap."hmm? oh no, it's fine. i can call back tomorrow for sure, 8:30 am okay? yeah, no no -- you've been so helpful, thank you!!" he hung up. great. another delay--he looked up as jack walked into his office. teary eyes yet obnoxious smirk. "jackie? i still need one more venue to call-- wait, isn't it naptime, baby boy?"jack said nothing as he pulled down his diaper. bladder aching to be released. mark sat completely stunned at jack's actions until he heard it. the soft hissing and jack's hand aiming towards the hardwood floor of his office. his urine splattering on the floor as he sighed. continuing to make his puddle -- knowing daddy can't ignore him now!!mark sat shocked, phone still in hand as jack just...peed all over the floor. his bladder not giving up for a solid two minutes. the puddle massive as jack sighed one last time and pulled his diaper back up. wincing as it felt uncomfortable to pull up. smirking at daddy mark and cross his arms, "that for being dumb, daddy, and being boring--"jack didn't finish his sentence as his daddy grabbed his wrist and led him to the couch on the other side of the office. jack squirming and crying as he tried to get away. his legs kicking as he knew what would come next."no!! no daddy!! no mean it!! d-daddy the smartest and funnest and m-makes jackie happy--""how DARE you do such a naughty thing on the FLOOR!" mark yelled, "look at that! look at how long its going to take me to clean it up AND get the smell out. i have tour managers and tyler coming over TOMORROW.""d-daddy!!" jack sniffled, "'m sowwy!!""sorry isn't going to cut it, jack." mark sighed, knowing no matter what headspace jack was in -- he'd use his safeword to get out of it. even deep into headspace, he could still utter a 'yellow' or 'red'.so he went on with the punishment. sliding off jack's diaper and exposing his pale bottom. using on arm to pin down jack to his lap and the other to steady him."i'm giving you 25 spankings for going pee pee on the floor, do you understand?"jack nodded -- but mark wanted to hear his consent."use your words.""i understand, daddy.""3...2...1," mark huffed as he got to work. his hand firm as he slapped jack's left bottom cheek. the little crying harder as he did. the punishment getting to his head as he cried, knowing he shouldn't have listened to sammy.the punishment was long. mark's hand going numb as he spanked jack's cheeks and upper thighs. the little whimpering as his bottom glowed an angry red. sniffling as mark brought him into his lap after the 25th spank. ***mark applied oil to help with the stinging pain and rediapered jack. saying not a single word as he did, holding his baby boy in his arms as he settled. still crying. "jackie," mark sighed, "why would you do such a thing to daddy? why would you go pee pee anywhere else but the potty or your diaper?""c-cause you too busy and and and..." another sob, "maded me fweel sad and mad cause i don' think you wike me no more..." guilt washed over mark. had he been ignoring jack that much? had jack just been looking for attention?"jackie?" mark asks, lifting up jack's head gently by his chin so he could wipe his tears. "don't you ever think i dont like you anymore, i love you very much. you mean the world to me, baby boy, and i'm so grateful to have you in my life. you make me feel nothing but joy, happiness, and love."jack nodded and hugged mark, "i'm so sorry i've been so busy with work, jackie. and i'm so sorry i made you feel that way, can you forgive me?"jack paused before sneaking his thumb into his mouth and sucking. nodding gently. "sowwy wented pee pee on floor...no do it anymore."mark giggled, kissing jack and holding him there for a while. nuzzling and kissing his blushing cheeks before setting him down on the bed -- naked save for his new diaper. "how about you let daddy clean up and we'll go downtown to your favorite pizza shop for dinner, hmm? and after we can go watch a movie at the mall."jack nodded excitedly before giggling and leaning up to kiss mark's cheek. happy he and his daddy loved each other so much to forgive so easily."but no soda for you, jackie!!" mark called from the hallway, "your bladder might not hold it and flood your diapers!!"jack giggled and blushed, hiding his face. oh, was his daddy so silly!!

[inkstainedfanfics]

My Little Bunny

Request: "To the previous anon: I do want flufff too, or angst/comfort. Can you do one where Newt and Reader have a baby girl? Reader wakes up early to feed her but Newt woke up first and she looks leaning against the threshold how Newt is pacing around, maybe talking to his baby daughter as he feeds her."

Word Count: 1,512

Pairing: Newt x Reader

Tag List: @caseoffics @red-roses-and-stories @dont-give-a-bother @myrtus-amongst-the-stars @ly--canthrope @benniesgalaxy @thosefantasticbeast2

You start at a touch on your shoulders. Rubbing your eyes, you look up to an amused Newt, his eyes twinkling.

“Perhaps you should sleep, love.”

“No, no, I’m fine.” You murmur, stretching. An unfinished letter rests on the table in front of you. The ink near the center of the paper is smudged.

Newt chuckles, wiping a bit of ink from your cheek. “You need to sleep.”

“But I’m writing.” You gesture halfheartedly to the ruined paper in front of you.

“My mum can wait to learn about Emma’s first haircut. Really, love, you’re barely able to keep your eyes open. A bit of sleep will do you well.”

He’s right. The heaviness of three nights of four hours of sleep is almost too much to bear. The world’s a swirl of movements that are too quick to track and sounds that are just a bit too loud.

But there’s a reason you’ve been sleeping so poorly, and it’s in the other room wailing.

You leap to your feet, but Newt places his hands on your shoulders, stopping you. “Newt, Emma needs me.”

“She’ll have to make do with me.”

“But—“

“Sleep.”

You start to argue, to disagree, but you struggle with a yawn, losing to it. Newt laughs again as you cover your mouth. The laugh irritates you: what’s so wrong about wanting to take care of your daughter?

Yet you know even as you scowl that the irritation is a result of your sleepless nights. “Do you even know what to do?”

Newt’s grin is still small, still amused even at your cruel words. “I think I know how to take care of our daughter, yes.”

“She can be fussy if you don’t read her story.”

“I know.”

“Her bedtime outfits are in the top drawer.” You let Newt guide you down the hall to your bedroom, explaining the entire time you drag your feet. “And the bottle has to be warmed or she could get sick, okay? Oh, and don’t forget her baby lamb doll that Theseus gave her. She won’t sleep without it.”

He follows you in the room, nodding. “Are you planning on sleeping now?”

“Oh, I don’t know. Maybe I should just show you—“

Newt playfully rolls his eyes and tugs you against him. “I can handle this, I promise.” He kisses your forehead and steps away. “Now go to sleep.” Then he closes the door with a click and leaves you alone.

You’re barely aware of what you’re doing as you float around the room, changing and readying yourself for bed, one ear turned toward the thin wall separating your bedroom from Emma Rose’s the entire time.

You wring your hands and stare at the beige wall, wobbling in your spot as you try to quell the anxiety in your chest. Emma needs you. Your little girl with her chubby cheeks and shining smile needs you, but you can’t be there.

You let out a long breath and look back at the bed.

Sit. You can sit for a minute, just one.

The mattress dips under your weight, and the soft relief from standing is a miracle.

Okay, you think as you run your hand over your face, maybe a quick nap won’t be horrible. After all, the crying seems to have quieted some, and Newt’s your husband. He’s supposed to have your complete trust.

A nap won’t be so bad.

You glance at the clock as you lay down: 8:35. If you’re up by 11, you can make sure Newt read her the story about the bunnies and gave her a bottle.

The exhaustion takes over you as you finally give in, promising yourself it’ll only be three hours.

Terror grips you, tearing you from your dreamless sleep for a reason you’re not even sure of as you rub your bleary eyes and squint at the clock.

Then it hits you: 2:20, Emma Rose’s feeding time.

She should be screaming, should be wailing away in the next room with a cry so loud you fret it will wake the neighbors one day.

But she isn’t, and that’s what terrifies you.

You drag yourself to your feet, grabbing a robe from the hook next to the door and slipping it on as you walk the few feet to Emma’s room, her name on your lip.

It dies at the sight.

“Here’s one of the bunnies. Do you see her, Emma?” Newt cradles the tiny girl in one arm, rocking softly side to side as he reaches down to point to the animal. “Her ears are small as yours.”

Emma gurgles, a sound that relaxes you. She’s content.

“There we are now.” Newt continues, “You’re all right, my little bunny.”

You cover your mouth with a hand, tears of joy filling your eyes as your anxieties melt away. Even in the dim room, lit only by a few candles, you can see the gentle tenderness in Newt’s gaze as he brushes a finger over Emma’s forehead. Your heart swells at the simple gesture, the extreme love in it, at the amount of love a simple man like Newt can hold and give.

A tear slips down your face, and you wipe it away, straining to hear the Newt as he murmurs words to Emma and lifts her half-full bottle.

“Still hungry?” he chuckles at her sour expression as he puts the bottle to her lips. “No, no crying. We need to let mum sleep or she’ll be grumpy.”

You roll your eyes at the words but can’t fight the smile that’s still on your face.

Leaning against the doorway, arms across your chest, you watch Newt talk to your daughter as she drinks the milk in the bottle. She seems little more than a doll in his arms, a toy that can’t possibly be real, but she is, and you’re amazed. Amazed every time you bundle her up and hold against your chest and hold her small hand. She can’t possibly exist.

But the way Newt holds her proves she isn’t fake, isn’t some wonderful dream you’ll wake up from. He presses her against his chest, body curving slightly around her in a protective stance he picked up in the field. He holds her like she’s fragile, a delicate thing that might disappear at any moment, like if she does disappear, he’ll travel all the world just to find her and hold her again.

You shut your eyes as the immense love for your husband and daughter washes over you. Lucky. Has anyone ever been so absolutely lucky?

“Look who’s here, Emma. It’s mum. What do you suppose she’s doing up?” Newt raises an eyebrow, undertone of a command in his voice.

“I worried when I didn’t hear her crying.” You confess, stepping into the quiet room and to Newt’s side.

“I told you I could calm her.”

“I know,” you murmur, “it’s just hard. She’s so small, so…” you trail off as you search for the right word, running a finger down her outstretched arm, “unreal.”

A small worry that you’ll sound crazy creeps in, but you can’t think of anything more precise than that. The whole scene seems unreal, like it’ll all flash away if you blink.

Merlin, how you don’t want to blink.

Newt doesn’t smile, just looks down at Emma, head tilted. “I know. Impossible, isn’t it? Us? Parents?” He laughs to himself. “Go from hatching eggs to changing diapers. Quite the shock.”

You laugh breathlessly yourself. “Don’t you start comparing our daughter to one of your creatures.”

Newt peers up at you from under his hair. “Don’t you mean our creatures?”

“Yes, well, you’re more likely to compare her to a mooncalf than I am.”

Newt chuckles, tilting the bottle more as it nears empty. “I wouldn’t dare. She’s too beautiful.” He pauses, “Just like her mum.”

You flush and roll your eyes. “Ever the gentleman.”

The room falls silent again, and, once she finishes, you take the bottle, standing back when Newt burps her, then resting your head against his shoulder as he rocks her. Her mouth forms a tiny o in a yawn and her eyes drift shut.

You sigh, brushing a finger over her forehead like Newt did earlier. “It really is crazy, isn’t it?”

Newt grins, laying her carefully in her crib. “Absolutely.”

You start back to your room, hand intertwined with Newt. “What if we mess her up?”

He leaves your door open a crack to listen for Emma. “She’ll get through this, love, no need to worry.”

“Yes,” you sigh, falling back into bed, “but what if I can’t do this? What if I mess this up?”

Newt crawls into bed next to you, pressing a kiss so gentle you barely feel it against your forehead, “you have nothing to worry about so long as,” Newt pauses and you catch your breath, fear catching up with you. Then he continues, “you don’t feed her your clam chowder.”

You lightly slap his shoulder, enjoying the chuckle the action earns.

“Goodnight, love.”

“Goodnight, Newt.”

[aimskyymama-blog]

New York New York

There is so much I can say about New York, but I will try to stay focused on the task at hand! :) This was Micah’s first trip and we had a blast. If you stumbled on my blog out of curiosity, welcome. If its to read about our trip, my advice or just to see some photos then stay tuned.

Although we travel a lot I wont lie, my husband and I were nervous about traveling with a 4 month old. I was a little less nervous than him. Being a flight attendant for five years has helped me. I always marveled in awe when I would watch a mama wrangle a baby and/or a toddler all by herself flawlessly. So I always took mental notes for the future (thank you super mamas). We worked as a team and didn’t let any of the small stuff sweat us or slow us down. I honestly want to give him the dad of the year award for several reasons, but more on that later…

This was a very short trip. We left Florida around 6am on a Tuesday and came back at 7pm on Thursday. I will try to break this trip down by parts so I can stay organized haha.

Flights

We each had one carry on so a total of three. I packed my bag with half of Micah’s clothes and half of my own. I made sure to pack him 2-3 outfits for each day (whatever he was wearing and 2 extra in his diaper bag just in case so about 5-6 total for the whole trip). I packed him 2 footed pajamas (he wore one on the flight there), socks, diapers, wipes, his favorite teething toy, hand sanitizer/wipes, four spit up cloths (he didn’t use all four so I think 2-3 would’ve been fine for us), his muslin blanket (he used this a lot since its light enough for hot days but can be used to keep warm when folded), one thick blanket (also never used), soap and wash cloth, no need for formula since he is breastfed (which also made this easier), his LilleBaby carrier, and his Chicco bravo travel system (which I wish we didn’t take or found another option but ill explain why below). Micah’s carry on was his diaper bag and it had the things I normally pack for him.

My husband carried the bags and pushed the stroller while I wore Micah through the airport. This is why I wish we didn’t take his travel system. Getting through TSA, gate checking it, and most of all carrying it up and down the subway stairs (FYI, most subways in NY DONT HAVE ELEVATORS) was such a pain. This is why my hubby wins the prize, he did that heavy lifting. We thought about leaving it and buying a collapsible stroller that can fit in the over head but we knew we needed it for his naps and a car seat for any car rides. That’s where I learned the hard way that you can actually request a Lyft or Uber with a car seat. Whoops, lesson number one learned. So my advice, skip the bulky stroller and try to go for a small one that can fold up like the GB Pockit Stroller (if baby is 6 mos and up) or Doona (if you need the stroller to sit at an incline for naps) which is a car seat and stroller in one.

Once we got through TSA and to our gate I carried Micah onto the plane, we checked his car seat and stroller and then put his carrier either under the seat or in the overhead bin. Micah was awesome on the flight. We purposely did an early morning one because he normally sleeps until 8-9am so we knew he would sleep on the flight. I nursed him on both take off and landing to help clear his ears of the pressure. He didn’t ever seem phased.

Once we landed in LGA we hit the ground running! We dropped off our bags, freshened up and then headed to the subway to go to the American Museum of Natural History. 

Coming from Queens, this felt like it took forever. Probably because we had to take Micah in and out of the stroller to go up and down subway stairs and we had to transfer trains. Again, hubby wins the prize because he did all of the navigating. Thankfully because of him, we never took the wrong train or got lost. 

I was busy keeping Micah entertained and taking pictures (I’m always the photographer on our trips). Weather was cloudy and chilly (high 60’s is chilly to Floridians). But as the day progressed the sun came out and it was gorgeous. High 70’s low 80’s. I dressed myself and Micah in layers for that reason. As the temp went up I peeled off the layers.

Food

So as most of you know I am dairy, soy and egg free because of Micah’s intolerance’s to them. Total bummer because hello, PIZZA. :( But, NY is so accommodating when it comes to allergens. Almost every food spot had their ingredients listed and/or vegan meals on the menu. I was able to find a lot of options and if you know different foods, you know what you can eat. For example, I had a delicious Panang chicken Curry from a Thai joint. I knew it was usually made without soy sauce and is made with coconut milk and I simply confirmed with them before ordering. It was delicious. I also had an amazing dairy free sourdough flat bread with their house made vegan cheese in Grand Central Station. SO damn good. But my favorite was carne and pollo asada tacos from Los Tacos No.1 in Chelsea Market. Best tacos I have ever had. I cannot recommend going there enough! I ate like five of them and I had no shame haha! Being restricted from food has been tough so to find such delicious food that fit my diet made me feel so happy. We definitely will be going back as soon as I can have cheese so I can eat my heart out with pizza. If you also have a food intolerant little babe then you know how you always have a moment of fear when checking a diaper after eating something new. I cant tell you how many times I’ve been told in a restaurant  "no egg" or “no dairy” and then Micah’s poo goes from normal not smelly yellow poop to nasty, green, messy and smelly poo but we had none of that. :)

Transportation

We only took a car ride to and from the airport. We used Lyft and it was very easy and not pricey. Besides that we either used the subways or the bus. We purposely chose NY as our first trip with Micah for this reason. We found it easier to go to a destination that we can walk around vs having to rent a car and drive. The subways were pretty easy to use. We filled up a metro card that we used for both the bus and subway rides. We didn’t spend very much at all. I loved taking the subway (minus the stairs part. I know I cant get over it lol). My husband used Google maps to figure out which ones to take and where we should transfer. For the most part it was not too busy and if the car was full we waited for the next one since we had the stroller. 

People were awesome (except the ones that didn’t ask to give their seat) but that was expected haha. Almost everyone held a door open for us or asked if we needed any assistance when we were carrying the stroller. I really appreciated that. We walked. A whole lot. We walked half of Central park. We started at the museum. The museum is great but it was very busy when we went. Probably best for children a little older. The noise and stimulation was a little much for Micah so we didn’t do too many exhibits. After the museum we walked to the boating lake, Bethesda fountain and then through The Mall down to 57th. 

There we walked around and then finally around 4pm we started to make our journey back to Queens so we could get some early rest for the next day. I think personally, Central Park was the highlight of the trip for me. There are so many artist and musicians. For some reason being surrounded by so much nature and natural beauty but having the city around was so cool to me. I absolutely loved it and would love to go back in the fall when all of the tree’s are changing colors or even in the winter to see The Mall covered in snow.

I highly recommend using a carrier. We used ours each day and it made getting around so much easier. Unless Micah was asleep in the stroller, we tried to consistently carry him so he wouldn't get sick of being in the stroller. The carrier we used is LilleBaby. This is really a great carrier with back support (super important especially for those heavier babies)

 It was very comfortable to use and Micah loved it. We bought the Airflow model because its breathable and we knew we would be walking around outside with it. It also comes with a snap on hood.

On the second day we took it much easier. We got ready and headed out to midtown. We ate breakfast at Grand Central Station and then stayed around gawking at the beauty it is. 

We decided to do a little shopping in H&M (that’s where I got my super cute jean overalls on sale. Yassss). I also had to nurse Micah in the fitting room because he is SO very easily distracted now when he nurses. After that we decided to keep walking and sight seeing. Finally we decided to hop on the train and head over to Chelsea Park for a bite to eat and to explore.

Micah took his naps like a champ. All on his own. He ate, babbled, laughed, played with strangers and then on his own in his stroller he would just knock out. Then repeat. Haha. We went to the Highline which I highly recommend. Id rate that 2nd for our trip. We started around 24th street where the elevator would have been but it was just our luck that it was broken. So we muscled up and carried everything up the stairs.

We walked down to 18th on the Highline to look at the water and then like real tourist, we walked back to 24th only to realize that the Highline connects to Chelsea Market. Whoops number 2! Micah slept through it all and I had to wake him up once we were done so I could nurse him plus I thought the park was a nice place to do it. At Chelsea Market we went into every food spot like the foodies we are. I cant wait to return when im not on any kind of restricted diet!

On our last day the early AM flight we wanted to get on was full so we decided to hang around for a bit longer. We took the train and got off on the stop that took us to Gantry Plaza state park.

Then we walked towards the park and took some more photos while sight seeing. We hopped back on the train to Queens and then made our way back to LGA.

I love this photo my husband took of me nursing Micah while waiting for the train in the subway. It was hot, Micah was fussy because he was hungry, and I finally had a moment to sit and nurse him. People think its so easy to just throw a blanket over your baby (which Micah HATES) or to wait until you are somewhere private. The truth is, a hungry baby waits for no one :)

Over all we loved New York and we highly recommend it to any family that is looking to Travel to a family friendly destination. We cannot wait to go back. I hope you guys enjoyed this blog post as much as I did writing it. Hopefully you enjoyed it enough for me to continue blogging. :)

Thanks for reading!

[elachuz]

are you like... ACTUALLY boss baby kin? :/ because ive been meaning to follow you but youre kin with someone from a kids movie? WTF?

Survival of the fittest.It is the law of the jungle.There is always someone trying to take away what is yours.How do I know?I almost passed me.Tim Templeton...Cease from monkeying around.The hot dogs are cooling.Hot dogs?At least I remember.Very good friend is lunchtime.I was seven ...and at that age, one depends on your imagination.Tim!Our heroe!Relax, Mom and Dad.I got this!HOT SAUCESujtense!Sometimes I rescued my parents.Over there!Other times, they me.- I lose control! - Tim, look out!Tree!I can not hear you well!Slow down, Tim!- Gira, Tim! - Turn!- You got hurt? - I'm fine.See those teeth.There were only three.Los Templeton.And three is the perfect number.Interesting fact.The triangle is the strongest shape in nature.It was the luckiest kid in the world.My parents had a great job!Company working for the world's largest pet:PerriCorp.- Yes, Mr. Francis. - PerriCorp you need.It is time to act.Working in an area called Marketing ...in throwing new products.Although my parents worked very hard ...always they reserved enough for me.Three stories, five hugs and my special song, okay?Done deal.Blackbird singing in the dead of nightTake these broken wings and learn to flyAll your lifeOnly expect this moment to take flightHey, Tim, how about having a little brother?No thanks. So I'm fine.Life was good. It was perfect.But go falling asleep ...something my parents said made me think.Where do babies come from?FAMILYFAMILYFAMILYFAMILYMANAGEMEN WELCOME TO MANAGEMEN A HEAD IN DIAPERSThe day he arrived my brother began like any other ...but I did not imagine ...that my life would never be the same.Wake up, shorty! They are 7 amWake up, shorty!Good day, Maguin!What great adventure is waiting for you today?Yes!My parents always said I had a very active imagination.But I remember clearly ...the baby came to us in a taxi.What?Oye!Tim, look who came!Say hello to your new baby.To me what?Little brother.I had a million questions.Who is that guy? What is he doing here?Why the suit?Why are you so fat? Why do I look like?Do you know karate? What's going on?Over there?- Good. - Good.From the beginning, she is yelling at everyone ...He gave them orders.You want this?Something was obvious. He was the boss.Shamelessly he puts his office in the middle of the house.He organized together.- Called? - Want to Mr. Squeaky?Many, many boards.Even in the middle of the night.I woke up, I woke up!- We're coming! - It did not take!If things were not done to your satisfaction ... immediatelyHe had a tantrum.- What about the bottle? - Give him his bottle!Had everyone eating out of his pudgy hands.Everyone except me.- Nappy! - Bottle!- Nappy! - Bottle!Dad, I can not sleep!Already. Me neither.The baby needs a lot of attention now.OK, good bye.- But ... - Quiet.Daddy is here. Daddy is here.What about me?Year: 2057.The alferes T-Rex and I investigated a hostile alien invasion.It's much worse than we thought.Mom, is naked!I'm naked!Say "naked".No!Who is the baby Mommy? You're the baby Mommy?No, it's the burly dad, right?One of us should go to the convention pets.In Las Vegas.- You know what? See you. - No no. See you.You need a break.- I'll take the baby and you ... - Let the baby decide.Who do you want to stay with you? Is Dad or Mom?A papi?He loves his mom.Well, we need to talk!In private.- Clear. - On what, champ?Sobre el B-E-B--S.Without "that", Tim.That came out of nowhere!Do not we know it!We can not trust him.Calma, is just a baby.Really? Am I the only one here who thinks that guy has something weird?- Oh, I got it. - Still serves.Tim?Look at him! Bring a suit!I know, is not a tenderness? It's like a little man.Always carrying a briefcase!Would anyone else you think?I do not know, a little strange?You were wearing a Borreguita everywhere.Borreguita has nothing to do!Every baby is different, Tim.And each one is special.It is is taking over the whole house!You're taking over the house?Of course. Of course.Believe me, one day know better this little ...and then you're going to want with all my heart.Like us.With all my heart?Never.Hello!It's time for my three stories, hugs and five special song!How about a story?Three hugs and my special song?Is it only my special song?Mom?Dad?Hey.Do not they're going to wrap?On Monday I give Mr. Francis!Do not Cry! Do not Cry...Hello?Hello? No, ma'am yet.No, not excuses.Yes ma'am, I know you've been here a long time.Believe me, I feel as if carrying a lifetime.I'm already making progress with parents.The usual procedure: sleep deprivation, hunger strikes.They are very confused.I have them eating out of my hand.They do everything for me.It's hilarious.But I think the boy suspected something.No. I got this.I know how important this mission for the company.Mission?Believe me, lady, I'm the baby for the job.Hands up, evil baby!Gas! Butts! Caca!I deal with the NI-N-O.You can talk!No, really talk. I heard you!All right. I can talk.Let's see if you listen.Get me a double espresso ...and looking for a good sushi place nearby.Would kill for a spicy tuna roll.And buy something for you.Who you are?Let's just say I'm the boss.The boss? You're a baby! Diaper use.You know who else wears a diaper?Astronauts and racing drivers.It is efficient, Templeton.The average child spends about 45 hours a year on the potty.I'm the boss. I do not have much free time.Well, you're not my boss.- Yeah I'm your boss. - Do not.- yes. - Not.- Yes! - Not!- yes. - Not!- yes. - Not!Yes. Yes.Yes. Yes.I arrived first.Wait for Mom and Dad to know.Oh yeah? Do you think you would choose instead of me?With your history?You dont know nothing about me.Yea that you want, right? Let's see.Templeton, Timothy. Second name...I am sorry.Leslie!- mediocre grades. - How you know too much?Can not you ride a bike without training wheels?Even the bears know how to ride a bike without training wheels, Leslie.You have 7 years.Seven and a half.Nap! What were you saying?I have seven and a half years.Exact! You are old.It is time to make way for the next generation.So the world works.you would not ask your parents an old toy.Borreguita?Everyone wants the fashion.Destroys. Destroys.- Borreguita! - I have new batteries.Five!Mom and Dad did not even know you.They worship Me!Oh yeah? You have the account, child.There is a limited amount of love.It's how are you accounts.You used to have all the love of your parents.All your time. All his attention.You were all accounts.But then I came along.Babies require a lot of time.They need much attention. They receive all the love.We could share.Obviously you not studied Economics.Look, Templeton, do not give numbers.There is not enough love for both.Not enough accounts.And suddenly, there is no room for Tim.Tim no longer fits.Oh no! And Tim?So silence. Get out of my way.Or there will be downsizing.They can not fire you from your own family.Or if?Wake up, shorty! They are 7 amAwake, Dwarf ...!For what?Stand up for a nutritious breakfast!They are 7 amWhat happens, Timothy?Does that made you sad little man?I'll throw a curse on him!It wont happen!No case, Maguin.He has deceived mom and dad.If they knew what I know, would not let him stay.Maybe your parents will need to open your eyes.With a great curse!Not pass!Yes. Should I open their eyes ...With proof!That I need evidence!Reveal your dark magic!Testing testing.Testing testing.Maybe they can return it!And their money back.We can buy an inflatable house!Good luck, Tim! They are 8:45 amNinja.Ninja.Ninja.Ninja.Babies everywhere! They spread.Mom! Dad! What's going on?It's an invasion!It's game day!What a good photo.It is a meeting, and you're not going to attend.Come on.We'll see.Thank you for coming on such short notice.Well, before you start ...CHILD IS LISTENING?Yes sir!- Clear! - Affirmative!Jimbo, generates interference.Oye!- Babies are in crisis! - Oh no!- That bad! - What a horror!What's going on?It is easier to demonstrate them. Teddy, please.We will give a show!Here we go!Jimbo, lights.You see, no longer babies receive as much love as before.Why? Do we misbehave?No, Staci.But I tell you who yes.Here is our mortal enemy. The puppies!Do not! That's the problem.The puppies? What is going on with them?Along the history...people have babies loved more than anything in the world.We have always been indispensable ...number one on any wish list.The cubs were pure accessories.But everything changed when the puppies started to leave ...with new design models.Each lovelier than the last.You remember the labradoodle?Does the peekapoo?Does the chiweenie? Try to speak without smiling.Impossible. Do not waste your time.We all laughed shar pei.And now the number one in China.- Oh no! - How terrible!- Horrendous! - Yes.And things get worse.Francis Francis, director of Perricorp, gave this announcement.Teddy, running video.Everything goes in a while ...to present the most adorable puppy ever.Whatever launch at the convention in Las Vegas pet!Attention, Planet!It will sweep away the competition!- How good! - No, Jimbo.Nothing of "how well"! We are the competition!This is war.Puppies are winning, we are losing babies.Thank you, Teddy.And if the new puppy is so cute as we fear ...It could be the end of the baby business.That bad!Bad news!What are we going to do?My job is to figure out what ...to BebCorp can stop it.And you will help me.- Genius! - tops!You're still the best, boss!How good!How good.Well, all parents work in PerriCorp.Have you learned something from them?- Yes sir! - Clear!Great. What, Triplets?- A - B.- C. - D.No, what have you learned about the new puppy?Yes, puppy!No, Jumbo! Puppies are bad.Staci, read the notes.I do not know how to read. What does it say?This is my team?A burly, a lot of activists and doodler?- Exactly! - Affirmative!Well said.- Yes! - Good, BB!I have you!Leave that cookie. They are for those serving missions.- We want another show! - No, Teddy. Do not.- A hug? - No more shows!Boss?- There is enough love. - Go to sleep!Goodnight.- Boss! - Boss!- What? - Parents!It's like they have a small board.- Is not it adorable? - Who wants dessert?Heavens, how humiliating.Heavens, how humiliating.Wait for mom and dad to hear this.Hey, Templeton, what have you got there?Nothing.Give me that tape.Never!Mom! Dad! Here!- Hey, Timmy! - Hello! Anyway...Flower Power!You can not escape the law, bobo.Put the belt. Let's move on!Run Run Run.What? Hears!Run Run Run.Catch, catch, catch.Yes!How good!Let me go, small ...Look! At last the children get along.How good.Sayonara!They want to play?Let's play.No!Rescue the Boss! Rescue the Boss!- Get him! - I am going!- I am going! - I am going!You're fried, Mr. Baby!Upa, upa!Who wants...?Cheese sticks!Mom Dad! I have evidence!Can not you go downstairs?Nothing can stop me!Mom! Dad! Where are they?Hello?Where have all gone?Mom Dad! The baby can talk!Do not tell me.Wait, how ...?Give me that tape. Timmy.O Borreguita get hurt, do you see?No!What do you say, Borreguita? You want a nose ring?Not my style, but who am I to judge?And one eyebrow? I think too, Borreguita.How you will look at a job interview?Basta!The recording, Timmy! Or I will pe-da-zos.Do not! Let her go!- Let her go you! - Let her go you!- Tape! - Give me a Borreguita!Oops! Too far.Templeton! Be reasonable.We can be reasonable, right? What do you do?You'd have you wanted since you arrived!We can drink a little juices and speak!It happened when the little juices.No, Templeton. You would not dare.Adiosito, baby! You are fired!What do you do?Nothing.My evidence!Tim! I want an explanation!Yes, an explanation.I did not go! It's the fault of the baby.Blame the baby?It is true! You can speak.Everyone can speak. They have a meeting.They say something about puppies.It's a conspiracy of babies!Timothy Leslie Templeton!We are very disappointed.- No, we're upset with you! - Yes, annoying.- Annoying? - You need a punishment!- You're punished! - Yes, punished!- Two Three!- Three days? - Weeks!Weeks! Three weeks!Three eternities!Punished?You're staying at home with your little brother ...until they learn to get along.Genial.It was my first time behind bars.Prison.The confinement.Punished for life.The minutes turned into hours, hours into days.Everyone has their breaking point.This was mine.The blackbird sings silent night- Take these broken wings and learn to fly. - Hey, that's my song.All your lifeOnly expect this moment to take flightNot for nothing, dwarf.Maybe I can help.The blackbird singing in the dead of night!Please, you take these broken wings and learn to fly!Fly, you fools!Thank you, Maguin.But it's not the same.If only I could reach my magic knife.We could escape from this prison.Templeton!Templeton, we must speak.Get out of here.Blackbird singing in the dead of nightBasta!It's my song, not yours.My parents wrote just for me.Really? Your parents are Lennon and McCartney?No, Ted and Janice.I do not even know their names!Robrmelos try.You stole everything!You should be in jail!Look, it's time to put aside our differences.Been ...?No!Where it is Human Resources when you need them?Take it.I do not want your filthy money.I told you not to get in my way.I can not! You are in my house.I do not want to be here...Like you do not want to be here.So why do you torture me?The truth is that I am not an ordinary baby.Do not tell me.I have a mission from heaven.Are you the child Jesus?Yes. I am the baby Jesus.No!I'm a middle manager of the company.The company? What company?Look.Take it. This explains everything.What do you want me to do with that?- I want you to suck. - Suck it you!It's not for you.I Do not suck!- Suck it. - I do not know where you've been!The important thing is not where you've been, but where will take.You do not want to know?Where do babies really come from?Hickey. Pacifier. Bibi.Bubu. Bobo. Baba.Chupetn. Sniffer. Muffler.It has many names.But their power will let you know the truth.Faster!Mom!Where we are?Welcome to BebCorp!I can not believe it.- Thank you. - What?Quiet. They can not see us or hear us.- Are we something like virtual? - Yes.- You mean you will not feel? - Do not.- Not this? Nothing.Karate!Do not make a fool of myself, Templeton. I can see you.So here babies come from?What did you think? Tra that the stork.The fairies?No, my parents told me that ...What?No. Yuck.Yeah, I figured it was not.I can not believe my parents did not tell this.If they knew where babies come from, they would not have one.Like the hot dogs, by the way.Upa!And how come I do not remember this place?Yes, you remembered.When normal babies take away the pacifier ...BebCorp forget.And how is it that you're not normal?Some of us, the best ...we selected for ...For the greatest honor.Being senior management.Here, Templeton, all the action.Naptime in Sector G.Does this place is for babies operated?Yes.My dad says: "Those who can, do things"."Those who do not supervise".Your dad is a hippie.What happens when they grow up?We do not grow.We drink a top-secret formula that makes us be babies forever.To work! The hour of the formula is over!We are in crisis!Do not they know that we are in crisis?Who is she?He's my boss. The great Chief Baby.And why is she screaming?You see this graph?It looks like a giant cake.It represents all the love in the world.- I love cake. - Who does not?- Of Apple. - Yes.- No, Cherry! - Perfect!- pumpkin, no. - All right.It is a plant.The point is that slice of the puppies grows more and more.Be're stealing our love!As you stole me.Exactly.And if this continues ...may not leave enough pie for babies.Nothing pie?Nothing cake.So my mission is to find out what is this new puppy.Are you on a spy mission? Great!Yes! Great! And if ... When you succeed ...I will be a legend in BebCorp.As the Super Big Chief Baby, Baby Head Mega ...Huge Head Baby ...and the.That's a very fat baby.No, she's the Big Chief Baby Gorda ...He is the Big Boss Baby Fat Super Colossal.He was the youngest CEO Infante in the history of the company.It was? What happened to him?He retired, years ago.But I still try to do justice to his legend.In each situation, I wonder ..."Q-H-E-G-J-B-G-S-C?""What would the Big Boss Super Colossal Baby Fat?"Is all you get? Your picture on the wall?Come here!Will I get a promotion.The corner office ...with bacinica privada.Genial.So when you finish you coming back here?D -E. I -N -M -E -D -I -A -T -O T - I-M.I'm not a family man. My place is behind a desk.- Amazing! - Is that right?What?I swear I will fasten his diaper on the wall!Do we have news Little Chief Baby?The one who sent the Templeton?- I do not know. - You are fired!Oh no.They are all fired!Pet Convention is in two days.If you do not get answers ...You're fired, retired!- Bye! - the visit is over.Why he shouted the Big Chief Baby Bossy?Demands results.Pet The convention is in two days and I have nothing!It's her! Do not answer!Siesta stress!If I do not find out what it is that new puppy, and soon ...not only I will not get a promotion ...They could fire me!Hey, easy.Surely there are other great baby jobs, right?Meanwhile, two days go so fast.Better start packing.What?You do not understand, Templeton.If I get fired, I will remove the formula.I will become a normal baby ...and I live here with you forever.- Do not! - Yes!And I promise ...every morning when you wake up ...I'll be there.Every night at dinner ...I'll be there.On every birthday party ...I'll be there.Each Christmas!I'll be thereYear after year after year.We grow old together.You and I...we will be brothers.Always.- No. No, this is terrible! - I know.- Can not be. - But if it is!- You can not stay! - Do not!- Do not panic! - It is right!I know, but we need to fix this.We must ensure that you do not get fired.Both?Both.I'll help you...just to get rid of you.Done deal?Done deal.Not to see you again.Ditto.Now to work.Come on, come on, come on.With effect!No no.There is nothing about a new puppy.You are not going to work?I'm very busy delegating.Knock short!When we find the file ...What will we do?To send ninjas baby?Something better.I will write the perfect memo.- Pum! - Pum!Wait. What is a memo?A memo is something you write to inform people.Is that your plan? Is writing a report read?How boring.No, Templeton.What are memos for important things.A memo can bring people.A memo can be a call to arms ...a manifesto, a poem.A memo can change the world.Whoops! When you explain so ...still it sounds boring.You'll learn, kid.You will learn.Just a moment. That's!What? What thing?Watch this. "Day take your child to work".Why?Because it's great!It's disgusting.Do not you see? We can enter PerriCorp!And find out what the new puppy!It's no use.You are punishment.Your parents do not take us anywhere.You're right. They believe that hate us."Hate" is a strong word.Correct, but strong.We must convince them that we are truly brothers.Clear.We ...Detestamos?No.We please!No. Let us ...What what what...What what what...Who, who, who ...No.Forget this. You do not mean ...We want.Vomiting a cut and I drew it.- Here comes the little train! - Do not.Nothing train!Stop the train! Do not! It seems digested food!Who's there? I have a racket!What's going on here?I feed the baby.We observe.Good.Good.There's your train.I have not seen sailor. Not even it's Friday!Come on, you're going to put this thing!Are you going to force? You can not, bratty.- What have you done to me? - Enough!- Come back here! - Do not!Do not even dream about it.You!Tim, what are you doing here?Oh no.What is this scandal?Is not it adorable?Also I have one for you! All aboard!What?What a pity.Cheese!Smile for the camera.You make me feel weak.- You have tickles? - With me it does not work.- Here? - I do not feel anything.Anda everyone has a weakness."I do not think I fit, 'said Gretel."Come, look at this."I could go myself.""And then, Hansel and Gretel ..."They pushed the old baked."And the wicked witch burned to death."Lets see if I understand.It is a story about cannibalism and burn people alive.Yes.No wonder kids are so confused!Get along is exhausting.Same here, Tim.You should see your face in that picture.You were ...No it tickles me.Once a corporate retreat. Strange things happen there.What? Do not you ever had tickled? Not even your parents?I am sorry. I forgot it.You did not have parents, right?Tim, I look like a baby ...but I was born an adult.I can not imagine not being a child.Did you miss all your childhood?Never you had someone who loved you?You can not miss what you never had.Wake up, shorty!Hey, Tim. Wake up, champ.- What? - The sun has risen.Something happens? I am fired?No, you're late to work.What?It is the day to bring children to work. And you're my son.You are officially descastigado.- Seriously? - Seriously.The baby can come too?I dont see why not.Yes! Yes Yes Yes!Yes!I would go so excited.Look, my shovel.How good.All right, gentlemen. Welcome to PerriCorp!Great! It is incredible!Y Tim, mira!There's a pool of dogs!What toilet.Champion, do you want a picture with Pete PerriCorp?No thanks. It might scare the baby.Well thought.Dad and I have to work.Would you like to join us and spend time with us?Let your brother in the PerriZona ...to hang out with you.With me?We know that we could be with you as much as before.So what do you think?No thanks.I prefer to spend some time with the baby.- Cute. - How cute.You clear your goal, Templeton.We discover what the new puppy and go home.Stay in the PerriZona, yes?Yes bye.There must be the record of the new puppy!We not achieve through that door.Through that door, no.The dog door.And how we dodged the guard?No no no. Forget this.No!Sticky gunk pants.What a nice Perri ...!How good!Children.Gatea!On all fours!I never had humiliated me so much!Hear!Catch it!What am I doing?Oh no!Yes!What a good dog.No. Do not bite.Timothy Templeton, ninja de oficina.- Here. - What did you find?You should be here.NO CLOSER NOT ALLOW CHILDRENWe begs her to enter.Go.Yes it is a lot of paperwork.I thought the puppies were shattered everything.This is giving me afraid.I come for your soul.Do not do that!Wait!There is!The file!You see? I told you!No. I've seen this somewhere.We must seek to be replaced.True. Another record.Yes! Weighing the same.So we put in the same position.- That despite the same. - You said it.I know I already said. Hey, you hit me twice!Make it three. Wait!I think I saw one.Manila folder, pressed edges.As 1.5 kilos. No, 1.4.Try this.Wait!It's already perfect.Yes!I think we should run.I know, but it's fascinating.I want to see how it ends.I also.Well, it did not end well.FELL!What?What...?Thanks for dropping here, kids.Francis Francis?I see you've met my older brother, Eugene.A man of few words.No, indeed.Do you wear the mask again, please?What is all this?Surprise!A pacifier BebCorp? Where did you get it?Do not you recognize me?Maybe when I was young.Super Colossal Big Boss Baby?He is he? And it's you?Although older and wrinkled.That is not right.No. You were my hero!How did you end up here?You know what I do to children who ask many questions about me?Eugenio!I read my record!And I baked cookies!Eugenio, my chair.Well, it all started in BebCorp ...a long long time ago.I was a senior executive ...I was going straight to the top.Everybody loved me!They gave me a promotion, luxury office!Even my own ...!Bacinica personal?I had it all.But one day...I discovered something terrible.It was growing.The formula did not work anymore.It turned out to be lactose intolerant.- Do not! - Yes!I had to appear before the board.What is "vindictive" board?Older babies heads in the world.I thought you loved me.But I was replaced with someone new.Someone younger.That's horrible.Suddenly, she had all the love ...all the attention.You know what it feels like, huh, Tim?It hurts, does not it?Yes. Yes it hurts.And then what happened?Well...I got fired!And I took my special formula.Then I was sent here to live with!- Family! - Oh, no, Francis!BebCorp betrayed me!And I can finally take revenge!With the Eternal Puppy!That's it?No no.Imagine a puppy that never grows.A puppy puppy that remains forever.When you launch my Cubs Eternos in every corner of the world ...They are so adorable ...Cute!No one will want a baby ever, ever again.The end of BebCorp!Please.A puppy that never grows? It is impossible!Or not?It was, until you brought me the essential ingredient.My secret formula.It's mine! It's mine!It's all mine.No!They brought me just what I needed to destroy BebCorp!- Do not! - Yes!They fell straight into my trap!- Do not get away with it! - Yes, we're going to ...What? To accuse?Who will tell, Tim? To your parents?And children?They should stay in PerriZona.The two go with me to Las Vegas.So do not meddle.I would not want that removed.They never leave us alone.Really?Wait for the expert know ...PerriCorp in child care.Oh no.- Do not be nervous. - It's just one day.Back very soon.In addition, they will be in good hands.So is!Eugenia is almost perfect in every way.No.Please do not go with him. Francis Francis tries ...Believe me ...Eugenia will not take your eyes off your children.Not for a second.That reassures me.Now they see.And now, no.Adiosito!To the airport!It's over. I'm fried.What do we do, Templeton?What do we do?To go to the airport to arrest Francis Francis!Before the plane takes off!Yes! But how do we avoid the evil nanny?Well, we could do something.Hey, it is not that serious.You're good?What happens?Do not look at me!Oh no!Without the formula, I become a normal baby!You know, Gugu gaga. All the matter!Oh no!Gross!I'm a time bomb baby!I'll become a helpless baby vomits and makes poops!Wait. That gives me an idea.What? What thing?I have had many nannies ...and all are afraid of one thing.Well, the secret to frying butter ...It is a touch of margarita.Hey, Miss Macho!The baby! I think he's sick!You have to do something!How awful!- Templeton! - Delicioso!Gross! WE entered the mouth!Me too!I think I'm going to vomit!Bucitum!An hour Lacks the plane takes off!Use the bike.The bike?I dont know...Let's move on!- Wait! - What?Where are you going? Templeton!Always wear a helmet.Adiosito, head loo!We're not going to achieve!Staci!Staci, responde!Ay, enough!- Are you you, boss? - Code Red!I WILL pursues a murderous nanny! Gather the team!Done, boss.- Hello. - Hello.- Hello! - Code Red!Aware!code red. I repeat ...Code Red!What do you do? Get moving!It's against the law!Take, I pay the fine!Come on!I think we lost!No, we did not lost.Flower Power!Very well done!It broke!Run Run Run.Run Run Run.Tim, faster!I can not!If you can!You can, Templeton. The view to the front.I said eyes front!Turn up the ass! Pedaling raring!If you do not win the day, the day you win you.Good!My wheels! I can not stand without training wheels!What you think you can or you can not, it's true.What are you talking about?The road to success is not a straight line, Templeton ...but a bumpy ride ...like a ship at sea.And you're the captain!Let taming a turbulent sea!I'm the captain who tames the sea!Good!Tree! I'm going to crash!If you aim to fail, always triumph.- What? - Do not point to failure!! I'm getting there! Whatever I'm doing it!When success is a habit ...everything is downhill.Look!They are there! Mom Dad!Train!Detente!What do you do?- We will make it. - I do not have a phrase for this!You did!Do not! We did it.And your wheels coaches.Make way!Baby on Board!Hold your diaper!Get down and cover!Whoa, dude!Depth review in both.They are there! Mom Dad!Not so fast!Oh no.Templeton!- Hears! - Sorry!Where are you?Oh no!No again!Not now!What...?No no no!Quick!I think I ate $ 1.75.Excuse me, with permission. Mom! Dad!Quick! Move!We will lose the plane!- Do not! - I warned!Wait!- Do not! - Do not.Mom! Dad! Stop!No!No no no.They left.I failed.It would have reached my parents if I had not come back for you!What? We had arrived with plenty of time!If thou wilt walk in bike like a normal kid!We can not stop the launch.Does matters? My parents are in danger!I care! BebCorp will go bankrupt!It's the only thing you're talking about!I do not even know what being part of a family!And you do not know what it is to have a job!You do not know anything about hugs, stories, or special songs!Please! Stop acting like a baby.You are a baby!Recant.My life was perfect until you came!Believe me, the feeling is mutual. I wish I'd met you not!Would not you were born!Where are you going?Good!Blackbird singing in the dead of nightTake these broken wings and learn to flyAll your lifeOnly expect this moment to take flightTimothy Templeton, please take the courtesy phone.Timothy Leslie Templeton, please take the courtesy phone.Leslie.Hello?It's me. Do not hang. Tim!Tim, I was born. I was hired.What do you mean?BebCorp is the only home I've ever known.You're right, I do not know what is ...being part of a family.But I do care.Really?Yes.And the only way to save is to stop both Francis Francis.Yes.I can not do it without you, Tim.I need you.- If we make a good team. - Do not.I literally did not reach the knobs.True.Neglected, Tim.Let's save your parents.And your company.But how do we go to Las Vegas?We need a miracle.Follow that Elvis!Why?Where there is Elvis, there Vegas!There's another one!And other!They are everywhere!Tim, there's our flight!And there goes our ticket!Hey! Don't be cruel!I am sorry!- Oh thanks! - Oh, baby!Many thanks.Hi.Hi.Input please.Just a moment.It was stolen!Imitates a un imitator of Elvis?Get him!Alto!The ghost of Elvis!We need seats!Quick, over here!What is this place?This, Templeton, is first class.Why it is empty?No one can afford it.That's why it's so wonderful.Hello! Ross captain speaking.Ladies and gentlemen, and economy class.Fasten seat belts. Let's take off.What's the matter, Templeton?My parents always hold hands when we took off.Actions are a shambles today.Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Ross again.You see, I turned off the seat belt sign.What are you two doing here?We are the children of Captain Ross.He sat us here.So they want to bring them something?Whatever?Whatever.Good. Francis Francis.You'll never kidnap the parents of Tim Turto.Please, I wish it were that easy.What is your plan?You will not write a memo, do you?No.Hey, you say you did not have children, right?And if you try?- No I can not. - It's fun!Takes, you get into character.I dont know. I feel silly!You! Dile algo cruel.Okay, okay.So you study at a community college, right?I dont know.Keep going!And you dare to ask me a bonus now?Ves?You're getting into the role.I can not believe it.Your exit interview is over!That was good.And who was he?- Captain! - What?En garde!Hard!There it goes!Watch your rear!- Taking! - Dodge, blocks and attacks!It sounds like a law firm!Nice try! Attention!You are fired!And here is your final settlement. Ha!Wait! You must not end with "Ha!"No?You must finish with "Argh!"It is understood! Argh!Excellent!Thank you. I just got carried away.Ladies and gentlemen, and tourist class ...to the left of the plane ...you will see that we approach the fabulous Las Vegas.Land in sight!That's right, comrade.Goodbye dad! Thank you!- You're welcome. What? - Let's move on.- Go to Heartbreak Hotel? - I'm going to Heartbreak Hotel.- I also! - I also!I also!We have to get to the convention center!Do we take a taxi?Ray! And I spent all my travel expenses. That's better.Perfect.Excuse me, ladies.Could you take us home?Jimmy is sick and needs an expensive medicine.Where do they live, honey?In the convention center.Bye sweetheart!Have fun at your party!Girls love babies.People do not know Long Island iced tea.How to find my parents here?Tim!Over there.Well, where is PerriCorp?PerriCorp, PerriCorp, PerriCorp...AHA! Here it is. I found it!But how...?Hey, where did you get?Not again!Please! I need you!I came back! I came back!What's going on?So is.Let's launch a new puppy on every continent!In each country!We're going to take over the world one heart at a time!- Tim, are there! - Mom Dad!Imagine a puppy that never grows ...and never gets old.A puppy that is small forever.I present all you are going to love in life:The Eternal Puppy!Mom?No mires, Templeton!Hears! What are you doing here?Mom Dad!What are you doing here?What do Tim and baby here?What do all of us here, really?What's happening here?You got my parents!We are here for them.Go for them!They go their Eternal Puppy!We must go behind the scenes.Over there!Run!Quick, quick, quick!Left Right! Left Right!Yes!Gas. Butts. Caca.Look at all that formula!What a way to launch a product.Oh no!He put them under rocket!Elvis has left the building!Mom Dad!I'm going!Well said! Come on, Tim! Run Run!Launch started.I'll throw my Cubs Eternos and there is nothing they can do!No!BebCorp stole all my love ...and now I'm going to get.You should understand me.You'd replaced, like me!Do not! I'm not like you!Brat!Let go of our parents! Her parents! Parents!Yes!You could have had the love of your parents just for you!But no!You ruined it!Let that baby you give orders.He does not work for me.We are partners!I do not tickle.Hears! And the baby?Everyone is ticklish!My ears!Basta!Brats!Nothing can stop my revenge.Neither you nor anyone!BebCorp over!I won! Ha!You're wrong!You should never end with "Ja"!- True! - What?You should end up with ...Argh!En garde!You are fired!And here's your severance!Take that, you bastard!Argh!One minute and counting.- Help! - Help us!Tim! What are you doing?No!Mom, Dad, I'm coming!It's you?Relax folks, dads! I got this!- You're good? - Is the baby okay?Yes, the baby is fine.Who said that?It was me!The baby is fine.It does not open!What's going on?Just a moment!Oye.I know how to move my parents.- How? - Using the puppies!Upa.Upa need.What if you become a baby again?I'll be fine. Well well.Good!I'll be fine.Hold your diaper!We move!Why do we move?Mom and Dad, Hold on!Thirty seconds.Oh no! Wait!Resist!Quick, Tim! Take your parents ...from here.You need to jump!You can, it's a cinch!Do not! I have no bread! Jump!Do not Cry. I am sorry. Please do not cry!Twenty seconds.Fifteen seconds.Blackbird singing in the dead of nightTake these broken wings and learn to flyAll your lifeOnly expect this moment to take flight- Three ... - I have you!Two one.Takeoff!Yes!Hey, are you still there?Dog!What happened? We won?- We won! - We won?- We won! We won! - We won! Yes!Siesta victory!Whatever ruined everything!It's not fair! It's not fair!That is not right.Now If you are going to pay!Oh yeah? Well Mess with someone your own size!What?Eugenio! Bjame!You heard me? I'm your boss!This time educate well.Sure it will be fine.Tim, what happens?Mom, Dad, wait!Yes!- Tim? - Tim!Tim! You're good?We are ok.Saved us.You are our hero.And a great big brother.We love many both.What the two?With all my heart.Let's go home.How I look?Excellent.Team, good work.Staci, this letter will let you enter the school you choose.- Kinder garden? - So is.And if there's something else ...Increase?Staci, you have no salary.- Many billion! - Eight!- Tricycle! - Roller skates!- Sweet? - Palettes!Done deal.You're the best boss in the world.should not always follow the guidelines of the company, huh?It's okay to think for themselves.- No sir! - Never!Bad idea!That's the attitude!- True! - Certainly, sir!- You are big! - The best!Shot, fortachn.You earned it.You want to hug me, right?I'll miss you too. Yes.- Yeah, yeah. - Everything will be fine, burly.Good...you did.No. We did.By the way, congratulations on your promotion.Luxury office, private potty. All that.Hey, you too.Your parents have to yourself.What will I tell my parents when you leave?Neglected.BebCorp has a protocol for these situations.It will be as if he had not been born.I almost forget it!I can not believe it! Borreguita!- The you fixed it! - Yes.It was like new. It is very strong.Well, we have what we wanted.Everyone wins.I think I ...Yes.Well, keep studying.Actually, I have no choice.Yes it's correct.- Bye, Tim. - Bye.Yeah right.He went as suddenly as it came.Bye.At last, my life was perfect again.Forget the baby.Forget babyUpsi!Sorry, big guy.Surprise!OUR HEROE!Hurray!You've been promoted!Do you want to forget the baby?No thanks. That's OK.Very good.Argh.Baby Dear Boss:I do not usually write a lot ...but now I know that the memos are very important.Although I did not study economics ...I learned to share in kindergarten.And if there is enough love for both ...then I give you all mine.I would like to offer you a job.It is very heavy ...and there will be no salary.But the good thing is that you never get fired.And I promise something.Every morning when you wake up, I'll be there.Every night at dinner, I'll be there.On every birthday, every Christmas ...I'll be there.Year after year after year.We grow together.And you and I will always be ...brothers.Always.FAMILYWake up, dwarf. They are 7 amWhat's the point, Maguin?Because they are 7 amI have one mission and you do the hard stool.Nothing happens, dwarf.Sometimes, I also confused me.Especially during the summer time.Overtaking, delay.There is no calendars in the realm of magicians!There is no spring, there is only darkness and winter!I'm not confused, Maguin.It is strange.Tim, look who came!It's your new ...Little brother!You arrived! Yes you get!Careful, careful.Volviste!Saluda a Theodore Lindsey Templeton.Lindsey?Cosquillitas! Cosquillitas!Take this.So that's my story.Our history.Luckily for me and my brother, I had a happy ending.Is it a true story, Daddy?Well, honey, that's how I remember it.- But you know what I discovered? - What?There is a lot for everyone.Also for me?Especially for you.Ask your Uncle Ted.Hello, I knew that you'll have a little sister.I wanted a horse.Takes, small. Buy a horse.I'm proud of you, Leslie.Ditto, Lindsey.Hello, little sister.Argh!All right, kids.Bedtime.Please, Mom. Just a little more.It's okay.Awaken, dwarves. It's time to go.Go live your life of farmers.Ya vyanse!

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Giving love a shot part 59

♡Jae’s views ♡

Jay: it’s a family show, you know with all of us….including the kids. 

Jae: oh I see

My whole life, all I wanted was to have a normal life. To be able to go out without camera’s, watching my every move, I’ll be damn to let my kids go through the same mess. 

Byul: I dont know 

Ailee: so, we have to let camera’s into our house? 

Yori: I don’t think I want that much of my personal life invaded 

Loco: so you think it’s a bad idea? 

Yori: I’m not saying that, I just think…..

Everyone’s just here going back and forth, I find it useless it’s either you want to do it or you dont. As always, the final decision will somehow have something to do with me. 

To tell you the truth I’m not paying attention to anything they’re saying, I know that my answer is no.

Jae: you guys can discuss this, and I’m going to change a few diapers, and it’s nap time. 

Mark: I’ll help you *takes baby Jaehee* how do you manage to have food on your hair?

Jaehee:*giggles, touching his face*  

Mark: well I can see you’ll take after your mother, you have a thing for good looking men.

This one on the other hand, wants Jaebum to literally punch him in the face. Leaving them to their conversation and off to take care of my kids, excusing myself. 

◇Jay’s views ◇

Simon: you’re not going to say anything? 

Jay: what do you want me to say? 

Jae left to tend to the kids, unfortunately she didn’t get to eat anything. We left the dinning room to go somewhere else to talk. 

Byul: that’s a no from me, I’ve been friends with Jae long enough to know how much of a pain in the neck this lifestyle is. I think I want my kids to enjoy life as normal as possible. 

Gray: that’s it? 

Byul: yes, you wanna do the show, go ahead. My kid and I will take no part. That’s my final answer.

The other girls just didn’t want to say anything, but I know the whole thing is going to fall on Jaeha.

After everyone finally left, thing 1,2,&3 are sleeping time for me and Jaeha to talk. I checked on the kids before going in  my room 

Jay:*stands by the door crossing his arms*

Jae:*smile*  what *finish putting her hair in a bun* 

Jay: look babe about-

Jae: want to take a bath with me? 

Jay: What? 

Jae: you know like old times *uncrossing his arms and wrap them around her* mhhm? 

Jay: in one condition 

Jae: anything 

Jay: anything? 

Jae: yeah

Jay: I want you to give me a massage 

Jae: okay

Jay: wearing a lingerie 

Jae: *kisses him* okay.

Jay: okay then let’s go get wet 

Jae: already am 

Jay:*smirk* babe you keep this up, we gonna end up with 6 kids.

Jae: I rather the process of making them.

Is she alright? I was expecting her to be pissed off. Am I being tricked or something?

Jay: Jaejae are you mad at me? 

Jae: baby of course not, why would you think that? 

Jay: I don’t know,  I thought you’d be mad at me because of the show and such. 

Jae: I’ll wait for you in the water. 

After joining  her in the water. Having Jaeha leaning on me, my arms around her is one of the most comfortable things I’ve ever experienced. Regardless of how many time we do it, it’s always been so relaxing and comforting, I’d  take it over anything.

Jae: baby?

Jay: mhhm

Jae: isn’t it weird that we’re taking a bath at 4PM

Jay: no

Jae:*giggles*

Jay: Jaeha?

Jae: yea

Jay: I love you, baby I love you so much, that everyday I wake up to go to work I always thank God, for making you the first and last person I see to begin and end my day.  

Jae: we’ve come a long way didn’t we? Who would’ve thought that we’d made it this far? Married, let alone have kids. 

Jay: I did, When I found out that you were pregnant, I was so scared.

Jae: of?

Jay: everything. I thought to myself, how can I be a good dad when I’m not even a good husband? No matter how hard I try, I always screwed up. 

I really don’t want to ruin a a perfect moment, but whenever I’m with Jaeha like this, I can’t help but to feel guilty, for how I’ve treated her over the years. 

Jae: we should get out of the water. 

After getting out of the water I went to check on the kids. Well they have someone watching them but I still want to see them.

*Back in the room*

Jae: what you think? 

Jay:*Just out laughing* 

Jae: what? 

Jay: I thought we agreed to lingerie 

Jae: we Did? 

Jay: you’re wearing my t-shirt 

Jae: but.. it’s over the shoulder.

Jay:*sigh slouch on the floor* 

Jae: what’s wrong? You don’t like it?

Jay: of course I do, you look good in anything 

Jae: then what? 

Jay: nothing

Jae:*sits next to him on the floor* look the only way I see it, is that everything happened for a reason. Everything that happened to us, or between us during this relationship is to prepare us for now, and later. We have three children. We had to go through these stuff to help them later on. When they going through heartbreaks. I’m not going to lie, sometimes I think about a lot of the things that happened, some parts of me wants to choke the life out of you and also hit you with a frying pan.

*both laughs*

Jae: but, there’s also the part of me that loves you so much that I can’t, and I don’t know where the pans are . That same love made ran away and brought me back to you. Now married, with the three musketeers. Yes  the memories will sting, but you know despite everything that happened, not once did I say out loud or in my head that I hated you. Yes the past hurt, the only thing I regret is not hitting Yuri and I still have that in my to do list. I’m just letting you know. 

Jay: baby, I’m sure you have a really great point somewhere. 

Jae: oh right I got distracted 

Jay:*smile* 

Jae: so uh… I 

Jay: you forgot?

Jae: *sigh* yeah

Jay:  Okay, tell me when you remember.

Jae: okay *stands up* so 

Jay: *stands up* so 

Jae: I was thinking *wrap her arms around his neck* 

Jay: thinking about? 

Jae: well… you’re not mad at me are You?

Jay: of course not. Why’d you think that? 

Jae: you know because of the offer and all your friends seems to want to do it.

Jay: Baby, me and the guys work together on a professional level, we’re friends, we make decisions together for music only, but when it comes to you, my family? We you and I make those decisions. I didn’t tell you about the offer because I knew you’d say no. I want our kids to have a normal life just as much as you do. I didn’t tell you because I know we’d both say no.

Jae: okay, so now something important?

Jay: what? 

Jae: about the your massage 

Jay: what about it? 

Jae: well-

Jay: you wanna make babies? 

Jae: not what I was gonna say but since you mention it 😆

My wife is special 

following weeks get super busy, and I hate it. I barely spent any time with my kids, my wife. They are growing up so fast, already  trying to walk. I’m sitting in this studios going crazy.

Jay:*calls Jae* 

Jay: hey 

Jae: hey baby 

Jay: what are you doing? 

Jae: mhhm the three musketeers just took their baths, now they’re not really in the mood to  get dress

Jay: just let them be.

Jae: babe They’re going to pee on the bed, what about you? What are you doing? Did you eat lunch?

Jay: no, I can’t focus on anything right now

Jae: how come? You Okay? 

Jay: I miss my kids, I miss you. When I get home you guys already sleeping and when I leave in the morning you guys still sleeping. 

Jae: you could’ve waken me up

Jay: sweetheart you babysit 3 energetic kids everyday, you wake up in the middle of the night to feed or tend to them. I can’t wake you up. 

Jae: I’m also your wife 

Jay: *sigh* Imma call you back in a bit. 

Jae: okay. *hangs up? 

*knock on door*

Jay: come in 

Simon: you good man? 

Jay:*sigh* 

Simon: What? 

Jay: I miss my family. I haven’t spent anytime with the kids, Jaeha in weeks. 

Simom: you miss them? 

Jay: like crazy 

Simon: go home 

Jay: I have a load to finish.

Simon: well then focus and finish

Jay: I can’t….I just can't 

Simon: well then take a break.

*hours later*

I’ve been trying to take a nap, each time I close my eyes someone knock literally every 10 minutes-

*door knock* 

Jay: yes come in 

…..

Jay: come in

……

Jay:*went to the door*  I said- hey who’s? *looks down and see’s the little person trying to crawl in* 

Jae: surprise 

Jay: what are you guys doing here? *pick the baby off the floor* 

Jae: we thought you can use some cheers 

Jay: where’s-

Jae: sleeping

Jay: oh 

Jae: I was gonna come earlier but, some people were not feeling like they wanted to put on clothes. 

Jay: *smile*

Jae: you’re a great role model 

Jay: you can take some credit to 

Jae: no it’s okay, you can have this one.

Jay: how you feeling?

Jae: I’m alright, why? 

Jay: you look a bit off 

Jae: really? 

Jay: yea, I thinking you’re going to be sick 

Jae: I don’t feel like it 

Jay: you should go get a check up 

Jae: I’m fine 

Jay: can you please listen to me?  for once

Jae: okay okay okay I’ll go in one condition 

Jay: that Is? 

Jae: you work 5 days a week, two days for us.

Jay: babe honestly-

Jae: Jay, Babe, sweety I know you’re busy, I know you have a lot going on. But the kids are getting bigger by the day, and I think you should spend time with them, it’s not like I’m asking for me. All I’m asking is 24hrs to spend with your children, I don’t want them to grow apart from you.

Jay: okay starting next week 

Sadly the following week went and nothing changed. Jaeha and I starting to argue more and more and she is right, the older they get I begin to see the difference. 

◇Jae’s views ◇

Jay and I has been at it. All I want is for Jaebum to spend time with his kids, I know the whole feeling of not growing up with parents, and I don’t want that, but no I’m the worst person ever. 

Since the birth of the kids, I literally have not had a night to myself, to just hangout. I love every part of being a mom.

Jae:*calls Byul* 

Byul: hello

Jae;….

Byul: you Okay? 

Jae: …

Byul: do you want me to come over? 

Jae: please

*2hrs later* 

☆Byul’s views☆

Byul: so I brought pizza, Fruits, Ice cream,that spicy chicken sandwich that you like, cheesecake, carrot cake, and smoothie. where should we start? 

Jae: pizza 

Byul: where’s the little J’s? 

Jae: with their grandparents, spending the day. 

Byul: why are you miserable? 

Jae: I don’t know it’s just-

Jay: hey Byul

Byul: hey, 

Jae: hey Jaeha 

Jae:…. hi 

Jay: are the kids sleeping? *walks to their room* 

Jae: *puts two slices of pizza together and starts eating* 

I’m not sure if I should get involved in this. But knowing Jaeha for that long, I doubt she’s going to tell him anything. 

Jay: where’s the kids? They’re not in the room.

Jae:*focuses on eating*  what do you want to watch B? 

Byul:*looks at Jay* uhm…anything…

Jay: Jaeha where are kids? 

Jae: I feel like drinking wine? Want some?

Byul: I’m driving 

Jae: one glass won’t hurt, wait here *walks to the kitchen *

I literally can’t say anything because I know exactly what she is going through, I get why she might be worried because of her parents. She grew apart from her parents like that. Jay himself don’t look too in the mood for that. 

Jay eventually had to leave, and no Jaeha didn’t tell him anything. 

*later at home* 

Byul: hey mom

Mom: hey, how was she?

Byul: same as me but times three.

Mom: did you tell her you and Gray are fighting?

Byul: no, cause she’s fighting with Jay herself. She’s just worried that the kids won’t know their father.

Mom: did she tell you ?

Byul: no, just my opinion? 

Mom: well I have to head back home,  your father’s waiting for me. 

Byul: okay mom, I’ll talk to you later call me when you get there. 

I spent the night waiting for him to come home, but didn’t make it till 2AM.

Gray: B you still up? 

Byul:*looks at him and then looks away* 

Gray: baby I’m sorry I had soo much to do-

Byul: save it Gray, I really don’t want to hear it. If you hungry your food is in the fridge. Goodnight.  

*next morning * 

Next morning of course I wake up early, I showered and feed my daughter. Now time to clean and do laundry

Before doing chores never used to be a bit easier when I can blast music, but unlike Jae’s kids, my daughter hate loud noises, and this guy’s still sleeping. 

*hours later* 

Gray: *walks out of the room dressed*

Byul: where are you going? 

Gray: I have to go somewhere, I’ll be right back? 

Byul: listen Lee Seong-hwa, I have to go run errands

Gray: take her with you

Byul: did you actually-…. you spent the whole day literally sleeping,  it’s already 4pm putting her in and out of the car is going to take too long.  Now I’m going to get dress and leave. 

*Jay’s Views* 

Turned out the kids spent the day with my parents and she did sent me a text message saying that and a few missed calls, but my phone died. Being so busy I notice the difference on how the kids are now, and before. 

Now, the crawl follows their mom’s every steps, they won’t stay with me unless she’s in the room, I guess that’s what she was afraid of. 

[psuedohousewife]

Uber long rant post with multiple run on sentences warning...

For those of you who still think pumping is the easy way out in regards to breast feeding, let me fill you in on my typical day. Up until last week when I cut the middle of the night pump, I was getting up at 230 am to prepare a bottle and feed Ellie. After feeding and burping her, laying her back down, and getting all set up to pump I would spend the next hour hooked to my pump. Then comes putting the milk away and cleaning everything. By 430 am I was back asleep, if I was lucky and could go right back to sleep anyway. At 630 am I was up to do it all over again, plus a diaper change this time. Around 830 I would be done with this session and the clean up, Ellie would be back asleep, and I get an hour to myself for breakfast and my only quiet time. At 930 I would wake Ellie up if she wasn't up already, feed her, change her, and pump again. Then I have about two hours to soak and wash all the pump parts and bottles from the previous day. About half way through this Ellie will start whining and/or crying because shes ready for her next nap but I have to finish washing. By 1 pm I have fed, changed, and put Ellie in her swing where shes fighting sleep. I'm starting my 4th pump of the day. I haven't had playtime with Ellie and honestly have barely held her outside of feeds and moving rooms. I also haven't done a single chore besides cleaning the pump parts. I try to get some chores done in the two hours between the 1 and 4 pm pumps. Attempt to have play and tummy time with Ellie between the 4 and 7 pm pumps, I also have to make dinner during this two hour stretch (and yes it's a two hour stretch because the entire pump process is typically an hour but honestly, the two hour stretches are only and hour and half when you add in the 30 minutes of feeding and changing Ellie) After my 7 pm pump it's time for the bedtime routine. Once she is asleep I have about 30 to 45 minutes to spend with Logan before my final pump of the day at 930- a bit earlier than it should be because this mama needs sleep....I spend over 40 hours a week pumping. I dont get to sleep when baby sleeps, that's usually when I'm pumping. And yeah, I could give her formula to save myself from all this work but that's not the option that works best for my family. So I spend my days looking at the clock and being hooked to a machine. And this is a typical day where nothing goes wrong and I dont leave the house. If I do leave the house, it's with THREE bags, the diaper bag, the pump bag, and an insulated bag with cold milk. I have to make sure I bring hot water with me everywhere I go to heat her milk. I also have to make sure I have my converter with me so I can pump in the car if needed because the number one rule with pumping is to stay on schedule, it's the only way to keep your milk supply up... Pumping is not easy. Breastfeeding is not easy. Formula feeding is not easy. Stop shaming parents for trying to take care of their kids, no matter what methods they choose.

[oceniram]

Big Little Princess

My Stories - Wattpad

Emma was sitting inside the play pen watching who, her parents were praising; her little brother for going on the potty and not on his pull-up. Neal's pull-ups annoyed Emma to end because she was stuck in diapers. It seems that the more Neal grows the more she grows down, or more specifically her bodily functions. "Me next" Emma was practically begging her parents to potty train her.

"Please mommy can I use the potty?" Emma wanted out the playpen and out her diapers to bad for her she just messed her self. She just couldn't tell anymore. No one knows how it happened one day Emma was fine then all of a sudden she lost all control.

Today she was determined to get back her control. Her parents were starting to potty train Neal maybe the could kill two birds with one stone and potty train her too. How difficult could it really be. "Please mommy can I go next" She continued to beg and pled from inside the playpen.

Snow smiled over at her baby it was cute that her little one wanted to be like her big brother, she knew Emma wasn't quite ready for potty training she rarely let anyone know she had a soiled diaper, which from the smell she was sure she did right now.

But all the books say showing interest in the potty was good so there was really no harm in letting her try...or at least let her feel like she was. She could play and just sit on the potty.

"Hm I think a certain little girl already did potty.." she cooed going to lift Emma from the play pen patting her messy bottom. "but once mommy cleans your butt I suppose you can try and sit on the potty" she said laying Emma out with her changing supplies in the middle of the living room.

"Really, can I use the big potty like I use to before this happened," Emma asked excitedly at prospect of being allowed to use the toilet like an adult. But something told her that her mommy was going to make her sit in the plastic one like Neal. Ever since she lost the ability to go the bathroom everyone in town has treated her like a little baby and her brother like he was older.

"Mommy why do people think Neal's my big brother when we all know I was born first?" She asked her mother as she was getting cleaned and waiting to be taking to the potty, As she lied there  her thumb found its way into her mouth and she began to suck it without even realizing it.

"Can I sit on the potty now?" she asked in the middle of her mom cleaning her Emma just couldn't wait to be back in big girl pants. She kept on as if she could sit on the potty a few more times. "Can I get big girl undies or pull-ups?" Emma was already jumping the gun thinking that she could master it on her first go.

Snow giggled a little as she went about wiping Emma's bottom. "Well baby I think people saw what a cute little baby Neal was and want that time with you too...after all they were all expecting a baby princess," she cooed tickling her little girl's tummy, trying to give the best explanation she could. She knew telling her it was because she behaved like a younger baby and used her diapers while Neal was potty training would make her upset.

Snow nabbed Emma's thumb from her mouth and quickly swapped it for her "Daddy's Princess" pacifier and she giggled "almost baby you made quite a mess for Mama" to clean up she cooed.

"Hm maybe we can get you some pull ups..if you show me what a big girl you are we'll make you a potty chart like Nealys hm? Then you can get some big girl undies if you can fill up your stickers? How's that sound?"

Emma didn't understand her- her mother's explanation it makes sense to her but at same time it doesn't make ay sense at all. When her mommy tickle her tummy Emma laughed and little pee came out of her. She wasn't sure but she thought something different was going on.

When Snow replaced her thumb with her favorite paci she began to suck contently on it. When her mother mentioned her mess Emma began to blush her face was Redder then the reddest thing. "Not more then Neal." Emma complained she was stating that Neal leaves bigger messes than her.

She knew that the potty chart was her best chance of getting out of this mess so she nodded her head agreeing with her mother. "Thanks mommy for giving me this chance this cant be easy for you." Emma felt that she hadn't turned into a burden for her family.

Snow smiled down at her little one, quick to catch the little trickle with a spare burp cloth in the changing basket before making one last wipe over her to make sure she was all clean.

"I don't know Emmy...both my babies are pretty messy" she teased. She helped Emma up and led her over the little plastic potty helping her sit down. She knelt down in front of her and ruffled her hair.

"No need to thank me darling girl...I'm your mama this is my job" she went about cleaning up the changing supplies and putting on a cartoon to keep Emma and Neal entertained. "I'm going to throw out your diaper Emmy you stay in the potty until I come back okay?"

"Yes, mommy," she blushingly agreed to stay in the plastic potty until Snow came back. She sat their nothing came out. She kept pushing and hoping for a sing that all of this was over, however as soon as the cartoon started Emma got engrossed in it more then Neal, causing her to forget that she was in the middle of potty training so she simply sat their watching the cartoon not trying to push it out.

She was so into the cartoon that when Neal changed the channel she began to cry loudly. Her wails could wake the dead. Emma was pleading for Neal to change the channel back and Neal said no and started to tease her by calling her a poopy baby which made Emma cry even harder then before.

Neal just laughed at his baby sister, they are siblings after all and every set of siblings end up fighting at some point. To Emma's credit she never once stood up from the potty chair not that it matter since nothing happened.

Snow had simply left long enough to take Emma's diaper up to the diaper pail, a quick trip to take the bag to the garabage and back to wash her hands she was nearly finished when Emma's wails sent her racing back to the living room. What in the world had her kids gotten into.

"Neal is everything okay!?" she asked panikedly.

"Emma's bein a baby" Neal said moodily settling back on the couch with the new big kid show he picked.

"Neal" Snow sighed don't tease your sister she said going over to take the remote.

"Emmy shh shh it's okay tv time is over anyway it's time for both of you to go down for naps" she said going over to her sobbing child.

"Am not a baby," Emma argued with her brother sticking her tounge out at him.

"Mommy Neal was being a big meanie. She complained proving that Neal was right that she was being a baby

"Yeah Neal dont tease me" she said sorta happy that Snow was scolding Neal for once

Hearing her mother say it was nap time Emma got worried. "But I didn't get to go potty," Emma whinned from behined her paci."Besides I cant go down for a nap without my milky." Emma didn' t know why she said it, By saying her milky she was referring to Snow breastfeeding her whatever caused Emma to loss her control also gave her babyish quirks.

"Mama I'm a big boy I don't need a nap!" Neal protested.

Snow sighed heavily both her children needed a nap or she'd surely loose her mind.

"If you'd rather sit in time out you may" she told Neal seriously. Neal nodded and grabbed his own blankie off the couch. "I'm going to go put Emmy down for her nap and then I'll be right in for you okay buddy?"

Snow walked over picking up her half naked baby from the potty

"That's okay sweet pea we can try again later" she said kissing her cheek. "I'll give you your milk before your nap don't you worry" she said tickling under Emma's chin as they went off the nursery m.

Emma didn't want to take a nap but, she knew from experience that a nap was better then a time out. She let her mommy take her to her nursery Emma giggled and a little bit of drool escape her mouth and drip unto her chin. "Am big girl right mommy?" She asked her mother after Neal's teasing and her wailing over a cartoon made Emma thing thinks.

"Can I try and use the potty after my nap mommy?" She wanted to prove that she was the big sister and not the baby. But she hasn't felt like an adult in a long time. She was beginning  to think that the universe was against her.

"Is Nealy going down for a nap or is he getting a timeout?" Emma didn't think it was fair that Neal could get big boy bed and she had to sleep in a crib. Not that she would mention it to her parents.

Snow smiled at her curious little girl kissing her cheek before laying her down on the changing table.

"Yes Emma you are a very big girl" snow said..she knew she wasn't but telling Emma should was would satisfy her for now and get her down for her nap.

"Well someone is suddenly very interested in the potty" Snow smiled.

"Nealy is getting a nap just like you cause he listened to Mama and didn't argue" she said as she grabbed a diaper and slid it under Emma's bottom tapping it up deciding it was warm enough in the house to leave Emma in just her shirt and diaper. She settled them both in the rocking chair before she removed her blouse, unclipping her nursing bra so Emma could latch on.

"Now lets have our milkies and get you down for a nap"

Hearing her mother call her a big girl made Emma forget about her worries. She laid there babbling like the baby she had become while she was getting a diaper on.

"Yeah I wannna be the big sister not the baby sister cause Nealy teases me cause he can use the potty and I can't.". Emma explained why all of as sudden she wanted to master the potty.

Once Snow had gotten her close Emma drank the warm thick milk that came rushing to her mouth. The more milk she drank the heavier her eye lids got. Then slowly she drifted into blissful sleep.

"Everyone learns to potty at their own pace Emma" Snow assured her rocking her "you'll get it eventually Neal's just doing what brothers do best" she giggled "I know he loves you very very much" she promised.

Once her baby was asleep snow laid her in her crib and flipped on the baby monitor and then went to put Neal down, with both her kids down Snow took a bit of time for herself before she started to prep lunch for her kids.

During her nap Emma dreamed of the days she could do big girl stuff like wear pull-ups and stay up late. As she dreamed of becoming a big girl again she wet her diaper not that bad that would cause her to need a change right away.

"Honey Am home," David announced that he had returned from work walking up to his darling wife he gave her a passionate kiss on the lips "Where is our little man and our baby girl?" He asked her nicely.

Snow leaned into his husbands arms and sighed happily "surprisingly both still napping" she said pecking his lips.

"I'm sure they'd both be very excited if you woke them from nap...and then you all can come down for lunch..maybe we can go have a fun family outing to the pier?"

"Have I ever told you that you're incredible Snow," David kissed his wife one more time and rushed off to wake their children he started with the baby. "Emmy wake up Daddy is home he gently wake her up checking her diaper we can change you later."

Emma ignored the comments of her diaper the moment she saw him he lunged her self at him "Daddy daddy, mommy says I can start potty training" She happily told him the Events as he carried her to the kitchen and place her in her highchair. Stay with mommy while i get Neal okay. Frst he went to Snow and whispered that Emma had wet herself.

"Hey buddy wake wake up its lunch time then were all going to the pier I heard you used the potty like a big boy. Keep this up and you'll bin big boy undies," David complemented his son picking him up he carried Neal to the kitchen and placed him in his booster seat "There we go buddy," He took his place and sat down waiting for Snow to join them.

"Have I ever told you that you're incredible Snow," David kissed his wife one more time and rushed off to wake their children he started with the baby. "Emmy wake up Daddy is home he gently wake her up checking her diaper we can change you later."

Emma ignored the comments of her diaper the moment she saw him he lunged her self at him "Daddy daddy, mommy says i can start potty training" She happily told him the Events as he carried her to the kitchen and place her in her highchair. Stay with mommy while i get Neal okay. First he went to Snow and whispered that Emma had wet herself.

"Hey, buddy wake wake up its lunch time then were all going to the pier I heard you used the potty like a big boy. Keep this up and you'll bin big boy undies,"David complamente his son pickin him up he carried neal to the kitchen and placed him in his booster seat "There we go buddy," He took his place and sat down waiting for Snow to join them.

Neal giggled and hung onto David "I'm a big boy huh Daddy!? Baby Emmy tried to use the potty too but she had a poopy diaper" he giggled "it was smelly!" He continued his little giggling fit.

With both kids down for lunch Snow got them all some lunch, for the kiddos mac and cheese with some fruit. For her and her husband a nice chicken salad, and they split a sandwich. Snow smiled at her family. "Who's ready for a fun day hm?"

"Yes, you are a big boy." David agreed with his son he was proud that Neal was learning how to use the potty like a big boy."She did?" David asked with surprise at the fact that Snow let their baby girl use the potty before she was ready. Neal its not nice to laugh at your baby sister" David scoldeded his son for laughing at Emma.

"I 'am," Emma yelled messily with her face and bib covered in mac and chesse some of it wound up in her  blonde hair. "Can I try and use the potty again please? She asked not knowing that she had goine potty in the middle of her lunch. Where are we going can I wear pants? She asked not that it made any diffrence the whole town was aware of Emma's diaper butt.

Snow giggled at her baby all covered in food looking over at David "A certain little girl of ours wants to be like her Bubba and sit on the potty all the time" she said. Taking a quick second to wipe Emma's face a little she smiled

"You can try baby but when we go out your gonna have a diapee okay? Of course you're gonna wear pants silly girl mama will pick you a cute outfit" she cooed

Emma fused a little as her mother wiped her face clean"So our baby girl wants to be like her big brother," David said sounding proud of Emma for her benfit. Just like Snow David knew his baby girl was no where near ready to potty train he can smell her messy diaper from here.

"Am not baby Neal is," she whinned at her father, "But I wanna wear pull ups lke Neal am a big girl his the baby." Emma whined to her family like the little baby she is.

Neal shook his head "Nooooo you're the baby I can use the big boy potty and you wear diapies!" Neal argued back sticking out his tongue. Snow rolled her eyes hoping the kids would get over this little debacle soon.

"Nope you're both mamas babies" she said "and will always be my babies" she reminded them "but if you two keep this up we won't go out and have fun we can stay home instead.

"Not a baby," Emma crossed her arms and pouted. She was not a baby why couldn't her family see that. "Okay princess your not a baby lets get that messy diaper off you and d sit you in the potty you can leave the potty chair when mommy comes back with your outfit fror the day." David let Emma out of her high chair and cleaned her up the he sat her in the plastic potty .

"Okay Snow our little girl is sitting in the potty could you please bring the outfit she's going to wear today." David asked his wife a loving and caring manner after he turn to Neal "Buddy do you have to go potty" He aske his son if he nned it to use the potty

Snow picked out a pink shirt with Minnie Mouse and some denim overalls with snaps all the way up the crotch, ruffle white socks with pink Velcro tennis shoes and matching bows for her hair to top it off. She brought it all down and say the items aside "Are you going potty Emma?!" She cooed to her.

Neal nodded his head "Yeah daddy I gotta potty!" He said nodding his head urgently.

No mommy nothing came out she said sadly asdavid helpe her stand from the potty. Emma went to her mommy so she could get dressed "Why cant I get mommy?"  Emma was in tears since she couldn't potty right.

"Okay buddy your turn," David motioned for Neal to seat on the potty "Let me know when you're done then we can head out  to our family fun day" David waited for Neal to tell him he wasthat he was done.

Snow laid Emma down on a change mat and put her in her diaper before getting her dressed "Aw sweetie it's okay" she assured her running cirlcles on her belly, you'll get it one day, it took Nealy a long time to learn to go potty! You'll learn in your own time" once Emma was dressed snow did her pretty blonde hair and then started getting the diaper bag ready.

Neal happily did his business then announced proudly "In all done!"

"But mommy i was potty trained then something happened why did I lose control?" She wanted to know what happened how did all of this start was this some weird curse or spell. "Mommy do I have to sit on the stroller?" She asked her after she was ready to go.

"Great job Neal ," David praised his son he also helped the boy wasah his hands and to get him ready, Snow we're ready how about you ladies?" David got near his wife.

Snow felt awful not being able to explain to her daughter what was happening "I know baby" she said stroking her cheek "I don't know how this happened but I do promise me and daddy and Nealy are gonna be there every step okay? We'll figure it out" she sighed and ruffled Emma's hair "How bout we bring it just in case you get tired...or have a hard time staying close with mommy and daddy?" she suggested.

Neal bounded down the stairs with his stuffed dragon in hand along with Emma's unicorn he handed to her with a smile "Here Emmy I brought you Sparkles!" He said knowing his sister didn't go many places with out it "in sorry for teasin you sissy"

Snow smiled at her sweet little boy..took after his father clearly "We ready to go! Let's go have a good day" she said to her children.

"Okay mommy," she replie d Emma felt alot better knowing that her family will help her overcome this thing."Sure mommy." Emma agreed with the stroller idea "Thanks for helping me mommy,"  Seeing her unicorn in her brother's hand she bounced up and down "Sparkels," She shouteted happily .

"Thank you big brother." Emma only reffered to neal as  big brother when he did nice things for her. Beside with the way things are going Emma was starting to see herself as the baby of the family. Its okay mommy says you were just being a big brother." she gave her brother a hug and the family made their way to the pier.

Neal smiled proudly "Welcome Emmy! Wanna play on the castle!?" He asked excitedly as they walked to the pier.

Snow walked hand in hand with her husband watching their children. "They're so cute aren't they? This is the way things should've always been"

"Yeah you the brave knight that has to save me from the evil wizard." Emma said all excited forgetting about her earlier problems.

"Yeah our kids playing togther and having a fun time. David agreed with his wife on it.

Neal look after your sister oh and check her diaper from time to time okay and come to us if you need to go potty or if Emmy needs a change okay. And dont stray to far.

"Daddy," Emma blushed at the idea tha her brother was going to check her diaper.

Neal nodded dutifully her took his job as big brother very very seriously, he took Emma's hand and took her to the play structure being sure she wasn't doing anything to dangerous.

Snow continued to watch their children as she snuggled into Davis's side. "I don't know why Emma is suddenly so very interested in potty training l" she giggled "I just think she's been watching Neal and is trying to imitate him, she always is wanting to be like her brother"

ma blushed at the idea tha her brother was going to check her diaper.

Even tho Emma was dressed like an overgrown toddler and her brother was basically baby sitting her she was having fun, "Look Nealy I can fly," she babbled happily from the highest point of the structure. She blushed any time Neal would checked her diaper. But he was her big brother its okay for brothers to check their baby sister's diapey.

As Snow snuggled to her husband, David wrapped his arms around her. Hearing her comment about Emma David had different theory, "I think its because we let her think she's a big girl when we all know she's just a baby but yes Emma likes to be like her big brother," David commented his thoughts on the matter.

Neal giggled and he chased after Emma "don't gonup too high Emmy!" He warned scared she'd fall and get hurt.

"I think it's awfully cute" she said "I know she's not quite ready but there's no harm in letting her try" Snow said. "It's hard to tell her no when she's got such a cute little face"

"It'll be fine am big girl," Emma stated proudly to her brother however she did not see the rock and triped then she started to wail, "Nealy I gotts an owie," she cried as she showed her brother the little scrap

"Yes its cute that she wants to be like her big brother,". David replied to his wife when he heard his baby girl cry he went up running to her "Neal what happened?"

"It'll be fine am big girl," Emma stated proudly to her brother however she did not see the rock and triped then she started to wail, "Nealy I gotts an owie," she cried as she showed her brother the little scrap

"Yes its cute that she wants to be like her big brother,". David replied to his wife when he heard his baby girl cry he went up running to her "Neal what happened?"

Neal ran to her and sat down by her side "It's okay Emmy it okay!" He urged. When David came over Neal was relieved "Emmy feel Daddy got an owiee!"

Snow was close behind her husband searching her purse for a first aid kit she kept there. She can kneeling in front of Emma "Emmy it's okay, we'll get you all cleaned up"

"You did Good buddy," he ruffled his son's David was proud that his son was looking after  Emma even when Neal teased her he was always the first to try and calm her.

"Want mommy," Emma cried harder even tho both Neal and david were there to help her she wanted her mommy  to kiss her boo-boo.

when she saw her mommy she lifted her arm and showed her the little scrap in her elbow with tears roling down her checks."Kiss it better mommy?" She wante her mom to kis her boo-boo

Snow was quick to kiss her babies bobo and hug her close rocking her slightly "it's okay baby" she said. Snow wiped away Emma's tears and gave her plants of kisses before cleaning up the scrape and giving her a Wonder Woman band aid "There we go all better!"

"Mommy was I brave big girl or a crybaby?" She still had tears rolling down her eyes it didn't make sense she can take down a dragon but she can't handle a little fall what was wrong with her. " Uhm... mommy can you carry me please?" Emma was getting tired and she was sad that she got hurt.She didn't want her mother to know that she was tired otherwise her parents would make her sit on the stroller.

"Hey buddy did you check your sister's diaper, does she need a change and do you need to go potty?" David asked his son, he was concerned for both his children.

Snow kissed the side of Emma's head "You're always my big brave girl even when you do cry" she assured. "Aw yeah baby Mama's got you. Good thing we brought your stroller hm?" she teased gently tickling her girl's side

Neal shook his head 'I think Emmy all clean" he said "I don't gotta potty" he continued "Can we go feed the duckies?" he asked.

"Really mommy," Emma giggled and laughed at Snow tickling her, but she pouted at the idea of sitting in a stroller. "No want stroller want mommy," Emma whinned.

"Sure son lets go feed the ducks," David smiled at his son and let the way to the ducks.

"DUCKIES DUCKIES DUCKIES MOMMY," Emma yelled excitedly at the idea of seeing ducks and feeding them.

"Yes baby really" Snow con firmed kissing Emma's cheek. "Of course I'll carry you baby," She said tucking Emma close to her "Just in case Mama gets tired" she soothed kissing her blonde curls.

Neal bounced on his toes looking over at Emma and Snow "Mommy! Emmy we're gonna see the duckies"

Snow winced a little at Emma's shrieking but quickly dissolved into laughter at Emma's sudden change in mood at the mention of the ducks. "Yes babies we're going to see the ducks!"

"Okay mommy," Emma agreed  on the stroller she knew her mother would get tired but she was clingy to both her parents. Emma gave her mommy a wet kiss. The blonde has never felt so loved warm and fuzzy on the inside.

"Mommy duckies go moo- moo" Emma was just being silly now, She knew what a duck said.

"Hey son race you to the ducks," David challenged Neal sometimes David acted like a big kid too.

Snow giggled at her baby "No silly baby you know what sounds the duckies make" she said "What sound does a ducky make Emmy?" She asked. As she got Emma tucked into her stroller

Neal feeling like a big kid cause he got to lead the way with his daddy and got to run and didn't have to be in the stroller with the baby.

"Those silly boys" Snow said shanking her head "Are Daddy and bubba silly hm?" She asked Emma as she pushed her along

" Duckies go Quack Quack Quack mommy," Emma clapped her hands as she kept quacking, like the ducks she was so excited to see. "Daddy' s not a boy he a daddy but big bubba silly," Emma was starting to accept that the roles between her and Neal had changed.

Mommy can I feed the duckies too pwease? She asked  her thumb in her mouth thats why she was lisping.

"Come on Neal try and catch your old man," David teased his son. He was making sure Neal could keep up with him

Snow laughed at that "Daddy's still a boy just a big boy" she told her.

"I'm gonna beat you daddy!" Neal shouted as he caught up with him

"Yes baby you can food the duckies" Snow said as they arrived near the pond "But no thumbs let's get your paci okay?"

Neal giggled and jumped up on a near by bench "Someday can Emmy race us too?" he asked.

Snow giggled and helped Emma out of the stroller and onto the bench "Yes baby we're gonna feed the ducks" she said giving her some grain to feed the ducks

"She can race us when ever she wants as long as your mother says its okay," David answered his Son's question, Giving him a high-five.

Emma took the grain like the baby she had become she threw it wildly at the ducks to her this was a game. "Mommy talk to duckies." Emma was asking her mother to talk to the ducks . Emma had believed that Snow can talk the animals and understand them.

Neal looked to Emma and her babyish actions making him giggle a little not realizing he did pretty much the same thing. "Emmy wanna race us sometime!" He asked.

Snow giggled and bent down by the ducks giggling at her daughters antics "What's that ducky? Oh you think Emma's the prettiest little girl you've ever seen!? She is! Isn't she" she said acting along

"Not little, I a baby... I mean a big girl," Emma pouted and started to arguing with the ducks. "Mommy tell ducky am not little." She looked at Snow with a cute little pout. Emma started to quack at the ducks for no reason.

When Emma herd her brother she forgot about her feud with ducks then turned to her mommy, "Mommy can I wace with Dada and bubba pwease." She asked permission to race with her father and brother.

"So what do you say hon can our baby girl race with us," David asked his wife he didnt want to cause any problems with the family.

Neal giggled a little at Emma cause she was a baby even if she was bigger than him she still needed a bottle and he had a sippy cup, and she always potties in her diapers.

Snow giggled pretending to tell the duck off "That's right Mr. duck Emma day on thebpotty today she's a very big girl!" She smiled watching her children and husband "If you're very careful my love" she said she just wanted Emma to have some fun playing with her brother and father she knew David would keep her safe..that didn't keep her from staring him down

"Keep her safe" she said

"Always hon, oh and what about the bandit princess would she like to race with her family or is she afraid to lose to her two babies and her Mega awsome husband," David teased her wife after teasing her he went to set up the starting race

"Okay kids the starting line is the bench while run from it to the pond and back." David helped Emma get to the starting point. He helped Neal as well and he waited to see what his wife's decision would be.

"Am gonna win Nealy daddy," Emma was boasting and declaring victory before the race even began. Emma was exited that she got to race with her daddy and big brother. Something she very rarely got to do.