#i didnt find much of interest tbh but i ripped some funny jarod lines just for funsies

[ghostwitch145]

"You can talk to me, I'm trustworthy" -world's most untrustworthy man

Full transcript under the cut

"You can talk to me, I'm trustworthy"

"That's not very nice"

"Speaking of dinos, have you seen this movie that came out...'Gigantic Park?'"

"WHAT? ...I'm just kidding"

"I really like the rooms abstract paintings..."

"You're not sure if you've seen the movie 'Gigantic Park?'"

"We're called 'Happy Taxi', but we could be called 'Honest Taxi', too"

"Oh...Hi Steve"

"That's a pager...guess you don't know much about cutting edge tech"

"Before we get much further, I should let you know that I have some...anger management issues...Now you know"

"I don't like that"

"The ice machine is down? Oh no..."

"Wow...This is the worst drink I've ever had"

"It's one of those good-news, bad-news situations"

"Not a lot gets by you, I can tell"

"Yes, gambling is a filthy habit"

"I like to smoke after therapy"

"I'm not sure if I'd know what to say if I was in your shoes either"

"Steve's not a connect-the-dots kinda guy"

"I'm not a violent person myself, the sight of blood and I faint"

"He...Uh...Talked too much..."

"You were sleeping on cardboard...I couldn't have that"

"Now, you should take a snooze. You're a teen and you're brain is still developing"

"I hope it doesn't take away from your Happy Taxi experience"

"Be careful out there, and don't ever call a taxi"

"No...I'm a sad angry man with a gun, see the difference?"