#i didn't get to snap a pic because i was holding my cat and by the time i put her down the thing had flown over my building

[gender-euphowrya]

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[cowabungacarl420]

ooh i didn't know you had a tmnt iteration

if you're up for it I have some questions, you can just answer the ones you know/find most interesting

What species of turtles are they?

Is April a reporter, scientist, or neither?

How are Shredder and Splinter connected?

Which turtle is most likely to have a pet?

Which turtle is the least likely to sing at karaoke night?

EEEK THANK YOU FOR THE ASK! the working title for my iteration is TMNT: Aftermath. It's basically just... what happens when you save the world at 17 and then have to stare down the barrel of 70 years of having absolutely no direction. It's also like if you put 2012 and 2007 in a blender because those are my personal favorites.

What species of turtles are they?

This is one of the big things I cannot fucking decide upon, mostly because I keep looking up pictures of turtles and just getting distracted by how cute they are.

I'd like it to be a species of turt with those cute angular ridged shells though, I think they're adorable. (That's a Mississippi map turtle)

Is April a reporter, scientist, or neither?

I'm sure she'd love to be considered either. She's a conspiracy theorist.

In this AU, her first sighting of the turtles is during their final showdown with the Shredder. She's in the wrong place at the wrong time, sees four green guys cavorting around a rooftop with a demented samurai, and naturally concludes that New York is overrun by aliens. She snaps some phone pics and immediately sets about creating a blog. She forms a club about demanding TRUTH and DECENCY and Casey joins it because he thinks it's hilarious (he's buds with the turtles and knows she's a crackpot). Hyjinks ensue.

How are Shredder and Splinter connected?

Also not quite figured it out yet. Shredder getting beheaded by Leo is basically the first action we see though so he's not exactly getting... Much of an arc. Except the arc his head makes when it flies through the air. Ha.

Splinter is gravely ill. On one hand, he's glad that the evil he dedicated his life to stopping has finally been defeated. On the other, he sees how traumatized and directionless his sons are now that's all done with. Leo takes up the role of his caretaker, and Splinter pleads with him not to hold grudges, and to reach out to the former members of the now-disbanded Foot Clan. This results in a lot of awkward teas with Karai.

Which turtle is most likely to have a pet?

After an injury sustained in the big final battle, Mikey basically moves out of the lair all together. He lives in a shack by the beach and will definitely adopt several stray cats. He's straight chillin' (read: not processing his emotions at all but at least he can make himself shitty shell necklaces). Casey also has a dog and Raph adores it.

Which turtle is the least likely to sing at karaoke night?

Donnie. His way of coping with being directionless is to dedicate himself to study and earning endless academic achievements, all remotely of course. He spends any spare moment studying or cyberstalking his classmates and trying to live vicariously through them. He ought to go to karaoke it would do him good.

[gxdsfavgal]

Puppy Adoption

Pairing: Drew Starkey x Partner!Reader

Warnings: FLUFFFYYYYY little BLURB, I just wrote this very rushed because I thought it was cute lol

A/N: based on this tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRny1sHd/

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I am a binge watcher. I love watching celebrity interviews even though I am surrounded by it in my personal life. But I have my own little favorites. It is something I look forward to every time I open YouTube. I hope to see a new upload of Buzzfeeds Puppy Interview.

I obsessed over the Chris Evans one, and even the Tom Holland one. After finding out that Drew was going to be in one for OBX, I screamed at the top of my lungs.

I begged for him to let me watch in the behind the scenes, and luckily it didn't take much begging.

So now here we are, the puppies in the crates as the cast talks to the producers on what they are doing and what type of questions are going to be asked.

I was in awe by all the tiny noses poking out through the grates of the cages, the little barks and howls. I am a dog person through and through.

Cats? Birds? Fishes? Never.

Before they filmed, the adoption manager and I had a conversation. We talked about how they are a non-profit organization and how they always have dogs of all ages to be fostered or adopted.

I was fortunate enough to snap a few pics for my Instagram story.

I didn't have pets growing up, but I kept a promise to myself that I would someday be a parent to a dog. I didn't care the breed, I just wanted to have a dog to love.

Drew on the other hand grew up around dogs, his family and his friends. He knows everything about them. He's always told me that we need to get a dog someday.

He promised me that we would get a puppy together on our second date, and I've held that promise to him.

I sat comfortably and excited in a chair behind the crew members of the Buzzfeed production team. The lights of the studio flashed "Filming In Progress", and everyone became silent.

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Drew and the rest of the cast just finished up the Buzzfeed puppy interview. I was just in the behind the scenes trying to get some content for Drew's instagram.

"I literally cannot move" Drew whispered out as the film crew started wrapping up.

The puppy in his arms fully asleep, its head lolled back with little snores.

The OBX group was all in awe over Drew and the puppy.

"Come here." Drew asked of me, using his head to nod.

I walked past the camera and sat down on the floor next to Drew and Maddy, the other puppies coming to sniff me. I put out my hand so the pups can smell me, but also so I can lure one to hold.

"They are up for adoption right?" I asked the lady on the side who brought all of the dogs to the interview.

"Yep! Every single one of them." she smiled.

"Oh my god! I want all of them." I whispered as I held up the puppy I was holding.

"Same, I do need a travel buddy" Madelyn giggled as her chin was getting licked.

"Drew, it seems like that one is basically yours." I nodded my head towards the one in his arms.

"I wish I could make him ours." Drew petted the German Shepards head.

"Why not? We've been talking about getting a dog for months."

"I don't know, you think we should?" he asked me with a smile on his face, ready to commit to being a dog dad.

"I think you guys should do it." the lady spoke, trying to convince us to adopt.

"Wow, she's got great marketing skills." Bails said with a giggle as Austin laughed with.

"Ehh I don't know." Drew tilted his head back and forth.

"I think we should." I rested my head on Drew's shoulder, looking at the still sleeping puppy in his arms. "I think he adopted you actually."

"Do it! Do it!" the cast cheered as they made the dogs in their arms do little dances.

Drew and I's heads turned to each other, our eyes making immediate contact. We were both trying to decipher what the other one was saying.

We a little smile on his face and mine, we both did a little nod.

"We'll take him." I told the lady as I lightly booped the sleeping puppy nose.

[fandom-blackhole]

First of all give Gwen a good belly rub and a kith om her head. I bet she is a good girl. Also, I don't know what kind of force bond thingy is this but you and I think in almost the same wa. No worries me likey!

AAA I was thinking about Fennec too! See told you we are connected,

Boba having grandpa moment sksksks but yes, he loves Fennec as much as he loves you,

Also, for the love of God, don't ask him to take photos of you,

All your selfies with him end up looking like this 😐Boba 🤗You,

Boba was feeling extra and bought two diamonds collars, one smaller for Fennec and a bigger one for you,

If, he was not a crime lord and didn't meet you he would end up being like a crazy old cat lady,

Is your head okay? It must be painful to have a brain the size of the universe.

Yes, yes, yes Paz definitely helps hurt animals and went out of his way to get rhe right diploma for that,

Din is butthurt when children flood him with question when will Mr Paz come again,

But he swallows his pride and totally participates in eco wokness classes,

Recently I watched a documentary on YouTube about japanese bunny cafe sooo

Paz has also area for the rabbits in the restaurant???

One day on his way to work Paz came across a pupper in distress and he performed a cpr on the dog, someone filmed it and it went viral,

You were scrolling through Instagram and had to double take

Wait was it? No it can't be

Omg Paz my hero, being friends with animals like a Disney princess,

I need you to lay down, your back must be hurt as well. Hurt from carrying this AU on your back queen.

Space themed room for Grogu 10/10 idea and your idea for the metal ball works so well!

Grogu + Din + Running = one day you end up tending to your boys, there are some scratches on their knees and elbows, but mostly Din took the damage(like it was bound to happen there are compilations of din landing on his butt),

Grogu's stroller must be made out of some, really resilient material (beskar??),

Grogu being freaked out by Fennec, like he sees a kitty but the kitty behaves like a doggo??? (srsly Maine Coons are the best high five bestie),

Boba tried to snap a pic of Grogu and Fennec, yeah, we know how it ended up looking,

Grogu desperately tries to steal and sneak in snacks for uncle Paz' pupper because it's so tiny, must feed it a lot! (oh bless his poor soul, little angel),

You and Din spent a whole day shopping for a space themed blankie, literally went to every shop possible, you were too dedicated to the cause but you ended up placing an order on-line,

When Boba had to go abroad for business, you settled on having a FaceTime date,

You wanted to surprise him so he would try his best to come back home as soon as possible,

You call him up appearing on his screen, wearing his favorite lingerie,

Only to end up to a close up of Boba's forehead and him saying

Princess I can't see you, can you hear me, baby girl are you there??,

Srsly what's wrong with him not being able to use the technology correctly,

You decided on sending him pictures, yours were really spicy, you wanted to show him what he was missing,

Well, he send you a pic too. You weren't sure if it was his arm, leg, or his dick.

Maybe you need to check if his camera is stuck on some type of foggy filter because it's just ridiculous at this point,

Sorry I kinda went all of the place with those. If you want to stick up to specific theme you can choose! Or we can just keep up the random brainstorming - 🐣

Kajdksmskaksb stop! You can't be this nice to me lmao. (Also its funny you mention that my brain must hurt bc I do have chronic headaches and migraines) oh and Gwen says thank you for the belly rub and kisses.....

Lmao Boba is a total grandpa when it comes to technology

He totally takes pictures for you like this

Diamond collar you say 👀👀👀 (Boba's princess is totally inscribed on the inside)

TRYING TO FUCKING FACETIME WITH BOBA OMFG

This man is just fuckinv holding the phone like you would when speaking on the phone, you're just seeing the side of his head

He totally tried to send a disk pick but he only got his thigh and like part of his left ball in the picture, not that you can tell

How the fuck does this man have a phone that has the ability to take pictures as good as the best cameras out there manage to only get pictures that look like they were taken with a flip phone?!?!?!

Din's students definitely ask every day when Paz is coming, they just love him and it takes sssoooooo long for him to come back lmao

Paz's restaurant has places for all types of animals, it doesn't matter what they are he has thought of something for them, and he has food for all of them

Paz totally accidentally becomes viral and gets interviewed by so many news channels, and of course he uses the exposure for good and makes an Instagram to show case the restaurant, his organization, and all of the charities he helps

The Instagram blows up and becomes verified and all the money he makes from it he donates to a new charity each month

(He starts hanging up all the fanart he receives all over the restaurant, especially the ones done by kids)

Ok so Din coming home just covered in scratches and your just like 'wtf happened?!?!!'

Turns out Grogu tried to jump out of the stroller while he was jogging and he had to catch him

Din's entire arm and knee + part of his cheek are just scratched to hell, Grogu hand has a small scratch and he's acting like its the end of the world

Grogu + Fennec = over protective pet and the child that it protects

Fennec is constantly pulling Grogu back from trouble by biting his pants leg

Paz's chihuahua (aaaahhh we need a name) loves abusing Grogu's feeding them habit, constantly begging for food around him and he A L W A Y S finds a way to give them some even if you are watching him like a hawk

Also I raise you, Grogu's favorite movies and TV shows are Star Wars

You are constantly trying to convince Din that he looks like Pedro Pascal, but he always deny it

Jokingly one day you say, "you know what you're right Din, Pedro is so much hotter."

He pouts for the rest of the day

For his bday you get Grogu a Luke figure and post it to Twitter, Mark Hamill sees it and retweets it telling him happy bday and may the force be with you

Grogu totally flips out in excitement

Din makes Grogu his own mandalorian helmet that he helps him paint what colors he wants

Paz gets Grogu a telescope and a book about stars

Boba of course spoils the kid and gets the giant lego star wars sets, as well as one of the actual blasters used on set of the OG movies (its one of the ones that that really cool green bounty hunter used 😏)

Also this is us:

Anyways, sorry I was all over the place, I just got so excited lmao!!!

(Send me THOTS!!)

[qweeby]

Nine Lives To Short Part 3: A Clear View

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Paring: Shinsou x Reader!

Genre: Angst

Tag:@foxypuppy

A/N: Sorry for the short chapter the next one will be long 😏 (working on it rn bru )

Plot: You only have 9 days to tell him how you feel but maybe 9 days just isn't enough.

" We're glad you made it Erasure Head" your mother says as she welcomes him into the house home.

"It's an honor to be invited.... but i wanna skip the introductions let's get to talking"

Aizawa sits on the couch waiting for your parents to the same, "Back at the hospital we agreed that everything would be explain everything to me".

Your father and mother both nod at one another while making their way to the other couch that's across from Aizawa with the living room table between them.

"Where do we even begin?"

Aizawa leans forward not breaking contact with your parents and says "Quirks." "What are your quirks".

Your mother is the first to speak " The name of my quirk Countdown basically when I look at someone I'm able to see the date and time of when that person is suppose to die". She give the floor to your dad then he speaks "My quirk is Equivalent Exchange I sacrifice one thing in exchange for a other but there's a catch".

He picks a pen that's on the table

"Let's say I want that cup right next to you Erasure".

"Yeah...What about it?"

He snaps his finger causing the pen to teleport where the cup was and the cup into his hand.

" I can only exchange and object of something that's around me so it doesn't just pop out of then air I think it's pretty neat quirk but-"

Aizawa slams his hands on the table "Your infatuation about your quirk isn't my concern! I'm more concerned about why neither of your quirk have effect you bodies to the point of dieing! Now what is Y/N's quirk".

Silent fills the from but it's quickly broken my the sighs of your dad.

" If you would let me finish Erasure...the more I use my quirk the higher the cost of the exchange will get so little by little my quirk chips at my life until I'll have to exchange my life".

Aizawa learns back grunting, "Sorry for snapping like it wasn't right"

Y/n's mother wipes her eyes," No No it's ok you're just worried about one of your students, our daughter."

"Y/N's quirk is slowly killing her little by little...the doctor explained to us that Y/N is a walking curse....her body is giving up on her because won't exchange what it needs"

" What does she need?" Erasure questions.

"She needs love but she's just being so stubborn!" Both of your parents hug each other,"Look at it like this the more she stalls the more the quirk takes effect. If you don't tell him how you feel I'll take your eyesight then it moves to hearing and it get worse".

Aizawa scratches his neck " Love? Ok.... so who does she like maybe I can talk to kid with a few choicest words"

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" It's Hitoshi Shinso" and from hearing that Aizawa eyes widen.

- Meanwhile you are looking out the window from your hospital bed-

You rubbing your left eye, the same eye that you now no longer can see out of, half of the world is clears as day but the other half is nothing but a blurry mess.

" This isn't good... this might be permanent"

A chill suddenly creeps up your spine, as you hear a voice calmly say

"Permanent? No no you know that won't be the case".

You quickly turned around to see to nothing? Well not nothing, you look down and stumble upon a purple cat staring at you.

Stupidly you ask "Did.....did that cat just speak?"

"Yes actually I did"

You jump up falling on the floor tripping on the cats tail "AHHHHH! TAKING CAT!"

The cat jumps ontop of your bed scoffing at you "You live in a world full of superpowers people and talking cat freaks you out what an idiot".

You try poking it put your hands phase through it.

" You're not real?"

" Correct only you can see me since it's your quirk doing this and this is your third life."

"Great I'm hallucinating cats now I'm definitely blaming Hitoshi for his"

"Hallucinating no I'm way beyond that Y/n".

Dark mist forms around the cat as hand sprout from the mist and it makes it way towards you, the hands wrap around your neck choking you.

You struggle to break free coughing and begging it to stop until Hitoshi opens the door.

"Y/n? I heard you were coughing Hey! Hey Y/n you ok!" He pats your back trying his best to make you stop choking.

The cat pulls the hands back to him letting go of you letting you catch your breath you hold your neck still coughing "Sorry Hitoshi my throat felt really dry"

Hitoshi smiles " You don't have apologize to me..."

"Yes you shouldn't Y/n, why apologize for something that you caused right".

Hitoshi flicks your forehead "Hey what are you looking at your bed like that?"

"OW! Hitoshi quit it!" " And why should I?".

He keeps flick your forehead

" If this is the only way to get you to pay attention to me then I'll keep flicking your forehead".

" FINE YOU ATTENTION THEN HOW ABOUT WE GO ON A DATE!"

Shinsou hides his blushing face "You....wanna go on a date?.. Just us two...NO KAMINARI? NO IZUKU NO BAKUGO???!!!?!?"

You pet Hitoshi "No Kaminari No Izuku and no Bakugou".

Meanwhile Izuku Bakugou and Kaminari are ease dropping on the two of them all three went with Shinsou to visit Y/n. Kaminari and Izuku are covering Bakugou's mouth " Kacchan shhhhh....don't ruin the moment..." "Katsuki Kacchan Bakugou if you even so as let out a growl or a grrr I swear I'm posting that pic of your Allmight pajamas"

Bakugo reluctantly stays quiet.

" How about I tell the guys that maybe we can hold off on bowling till and we can go out later tonight?"

You look back at the bed to see that cat no longer there, "Yeah we go on a date tonight!"

Hitoshi stand up walking to the door "Ok I'll be right back Bakugou, Izuku and Denki tagged along so I'll go fetch them."

Both of you exchange nods and then with that Hitoshi leaves the room only to pull Bakugo by his ear along with Kaminari down the hallway.

"Let's go"

" WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GOING HEY! DON'T PULL SO FUCKING HARD"

" OW OW IM SORRY SHINSOU I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!!!".

Y/n walks back to the window looking back out towards the world now seeing everything clear once again.

" Look like I have a date".

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Y/n has been revived from her previous lost of a 2nd life now she has gain one the life she lost. But even with that being the case....the clock still ticks 9 days haven't struck yet.

[theyellmanfan]

"I don't see it."

"I'm not making it up."

"Shhh they'll over hear us!" A harsh whisper followed by shooshing.

"How long should we let them think we don't know they're there?" Mic whispered conspiratorily. Aizawa crossed out something on his paper and frowned.

"Logically it doesn't matter," Aizawa murmured under his breath. "But for once it's more entertaining to lead them on and teach them a lesson about eavesdropping before revealing our hand."

Hizashi chuckled. "Now you're gettin' it."

"We should give them bait that confuses them," Aizawa added.

"What did you have in mind?" Hizashi grinned sadistically as he put a red mark on the paper he was grading.

"I'm going to nod off and lay on your shoulder. You should smile at me, and let me stay there," Aizawa replied.

"So just act normal?" Hizashi shot back. "Or are you looking for a reason to be affectionate in front of others without being embarrassed?"

Aizawa tried to look nonchalant as he shrugged. "Take it how you will. Nothing will confuse them more than the truth followed by making it look like we planned the whole thing."

"Oh you're a sly one," Hizashi grinned. "Does that mean I get to kiss your face in public now? Or hold your hand?"

"Only if you're drunk," replied Aizawa. "Don't get drunk in front of the kids," he added quickly in case Hizashi decided to do just that.

"You're no fun," he fake pouted, making a face at him." The whispers erupted behind them, conspiracies flying left and right. "They're making bets now, oh my god. I'm giving at least one of them an f in english. If they have time to make bets, they have time to know that cows aren't bouyant and they don't belong in the ocean."

"Don't fail them just because you forgot the alternate term for a manatee," Aizawa grinned with his hideous shit eating grin.

"A sea cow? Really? How would you know," Hizashi hissed.

"I teach teenagers. If I don't pick up memes and random slang then I'm not going to know what the hell they're saying," Aizawa replied. "The next time they start a debate on a sea flap flap yeeting itself out of the ocean in your class, try not to look lost. They eat uncertainty alive and run with it."

"I know what a sea flap flap and yeeting is, Shouta," Hizashi said flatly. "I'm more up to date on memes than you. Or did you forget my meme blog has a hundred thousand followers?"

"Really? My cat twitter has like... thirty four... million I think?" Aizawa murmured to himself. Hizashi did a double take.

"What?!" he blurted. "There's no possible way!"

Aizawa leaned on his hand as he continued to grade. "Oh? Okay if you say so." But Hizashi was already getting out his phone.

"You litterally just post pictures of you petting stray cats! Your face isn't even in these pictures!" He scrolled furriously.

"Why would it be? I'm not a cat," he replied simply. Sleepily.

"If that many people are following you, you gotta have a hot picture on here somewhere," Hizashi bristled.

"You sound jealous," Aizawa hummed to himself as he seemed to nod off a bit. Hizashi scrolled through the comments on one of his rather popular tweets and opened his mouth to say something but paused when he felt Aizawa hit him on the shoulder. He looked at him with a scowl to declare he wasn't jealous and paused, seeing his head on his shoulder. He blinked, then the fire went out of his response as a small smile crept across his face. Soft, gentle, and loving.

"Idiot," he muttered under his breath. "Always over working yourself..." The whispers erupted behind him and Aizawa's words came flooding back. The smile snapped off his face as he looked down at Aizawa. "Your faking aren't you?" he whispered flatly.

"Go away I'm comfy," Aizawa slurred loud enough for the students to over hear. He grinned at Hizashi from beneath his mass of hair. Yes. He was faking. And he was good at it. The shitter.

"Shouta you're still grading papers," Hizashi reminded him. Aizawa didn't reply. "Shouta... hey... Shouuuuutaaaaaaaa," he whined. He didn't want to play this game any more. He was too irritated. How could he have more followers by just posting pics of cats?

There was a pause as he considered this and he let out a sigh. No use in crying over difference in followers. He'd earned them just as Hizashi did his own. A soft snore brought him back from his thoughts and he looked back down at Aizawa and blinked. He'd actually fallen asleep? Or was this more faking? No... This was him actually having fallen asleep. His jaw flexed in his sleep, but when he was pretending, he went slack jawed.

"Come on," he said, careful to not disturb him in his sleep as he moved to scoop Aizawa into his arms. "Time to get you to bed. Your neck will be stiff if you stay like that." Gasps erupted again and he turned and looked at the students slowly, arms full of sleeping idiot. They had ducked behind the wall, but he waited till they poked their head out again to see if he'd walked off and cleared his throat. They looked out again abashed under his glare.

"Sorry sensei," Mina apologized. Denki stood beside her looking embarrassed.

"I hope there's one thing you take away from this," he said sternly. They looked up when he didn't continue and Hizashi adjusted Aizawa in his arms and kissed him full on the lips. Their eyes grew wide at the sight and Mina's face brightened.

"HAHA! I KNEW IT!" she exclaimed.

"Too bad no one will ever believe you," he replied with a smile.

"You know what else they won't believe?" Aizawa said, opening one eye and glaring at the children. "That I told you I'm a pretty pretty princess and Mic is my prince." He then turned and kissed Hizashi back, but on the cheek. "Now, my prince, take me to my bed chambers. I wish to sleep."

"As you wish," Hizashi grinned, turning and walking away from the two students.

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"I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH," Mina sobbed. "HE REALLY DID SAY THAT!"

"I was there!" Denki agreed. "He DID! Then Aizawa woke back up, declared he was a pretty pretty princess and that Hizashi was his prince and kissed him back!"

"You two need to stop writing weird fanfiction about our teachers. You're starting to mix it with reality and it's starting to creep me out," Jirou said.

"He's a witch," Denki hissed. "He's a witch. That's his real quirk. He cursed us!" he cried. "We've lost all credibility!"

"You never had it," Iida replied flatly. Denki and Mina sobbed.

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Thanks to @flamboyantlamps for the prompt! It's not as super domestic as I originally wanted, but at the same time they were too cute arguing to pass up. Hope this is okay! Let me know what y'all think!

[rainbow-ribbonchan]

For anon - stim toys! These are what's in my main box rn 💖🎀

First, stimtastic chewables!

The donut was my first ever chewy, and while I love the texture it hurts to chew if I chew it for a long time as it's hard. However it's great for setting in between my teeth so i dont grind them!

I have a bunch of the straws, great for light chewing and helps reduce plastic waste! Also fun to flap around.

The blossom feels great but I still have a hard time figuring out how I'm *supposed* to chew it. I usually put my teeth in between the petals?

The beads are great for when I don't need texture, very very soft due to the hollow part needed to put them on a necklace. However the black dulcimer pendant does this but better for me.

The ufo has wonderful textured stars on the back, and it's one of my favourites. Reaches my back teeth easily!

The feather is my fave pendant. Hyper textured but VERY fragile. I've never dented a chewy except the feather. so soft n I like rubbing it on my mouth too!

Honestly, I don't like the moose much. Cute texture on the back, but feels boring and awkward for my mouth.

This is my second raccoon, I lost the first. His nut is sooo squishy and i love gnawing it! Great texture on the back and wedging my teeth in the tail and ear ridges is very satisfying.

The bat has WONDERFUL textures and doesn't hurt to chew as it has thin wings. If you prefer thick, you can gnaw the body but I don't.

The mushroom is another fave. It gives a pacifier like bit to suck, doesn't hurt because it has a thin area, and has texture when you need it!

the Dulcimer is my second fave. Gentle texture, long enough to reach my back teeth, and very flexible. Discreet as well if that matters to you, but I've never really thought about it.

squishies! honestly, I can't use the lower grade ones (all three on the bottom) at all. They're all from Michael's and they hurt my fingers. I have a joint disorder and they're simply far too tough to enjoy. The cake is wonderful though, don't know the brand as it was a gift sadly.

Neko Dango plush cats

Very soft plush cats with beans in the bottom. Like a small weighted stuffed animal. Great for rubbing, just holding, or light tossing.

Tangles

I have a ton of these but my favourite is the purple bumpy textured one. You can see I just got a new one as I'm wearing the old one out fast. The texture is soo good but unobtrusive.

The 'crazy!' tangles used to be my faves, but now every time I use one I just want the purple, if you prefer some smooth spots I'd check those out.

I really don't like the green/yellow (?) and silver metallic ones. Their texture gets in the way of me fidgeting, which I do a lot and quickly. I might enjoy them more if I was gentle?

The blue metallic has a similar problem but not as badly.

Various stimtastic toys

The pink and silver metal fidgets are hands down my fave stim toy. You just turn them over in your hand and experience perfection, or jingle them lightly in your palm. The smaller one made my hands hurt so I got the bigger one and it fixed the issue.

Panda squishes are so soft and I can use them unlike other cheap squishies. The printed faces will come off with use, but that's to be expected.

The two snap n clicks give GREAT feedback and function similarly to a tangle, but with a click every time you move a joint.

The square puzzle is from a different place, but stimtastic sells the same ones now. Great if you love the feeling of something snapping into place. However the blocks are held together by a string in the center that is taught but stretchy and ppl who have used mine have said they didn't like that feeling!

The zipper bracelet is so fun to slide back and forth, plus i click the zippers teeth closed for extra fun

Everything else in this pic is from a halloween pack and I don't have much to say about those, mainly it's all fun to jangle.

Various toys

My favourite cube is the green one. Not sure of the knockoff name but it's not an antsy labs one and I prefer its joystick to the labs one. The rotating circle side doesn't click.

Spinners are just various ones, worth the money for an expensive one though as they are heavier n weighted better.

1$ ruler from walmart, very stimmy love folding it n flapping it.

1$ flip sequin star from Michael's. what you would expect, plush side is soft and it flips easily

Plus+ blocks are fun to push together and pull apart! similar in a way to legos but soft and they don't hurt to detach

[ritacaroline]

A New Series

By Ritacaroline

Quips n Blips to Ponder

Episode 3

Dial and Confess

The case of John A.

Phone ringing,

Hello. You've reached the Sunday version of 1 800 Dial and Confess. Please listen to the following options as our menu has changed.

To continue :

Press one (1)

if you wish to make a confession about yourself today.

Press two (2)

if you plan on throwing one of your neighbors under the bus.

Press three (3)

if you're a dirty slut. Then, we'll quickly call Father Larry, since he loves hearing about that stuff.

J : Hello ?

Father Larry : ( he's been called in especially for you, to hear your confession. Your kinda sins are his faves. )

Fr L : yes, my son. How can we help you this morning ?

J : My name is John. And I'm going to need to confess. I've been naughty.

Fr. : yes my son. Proceed with sin #1.

J : Bless me father for I have sinned. It's been 2 weeks since my last confession.

Uhm, well I met this chick on a website. And she's a Zep hoe. That was what first drew me in. And she reminded me of a tv character I like, from her supposed picture. ( who really knows ? She could very well be a 92 yr old horny Native American gay man, looking for love. Posing as a 60 yr old woman from CT. ) (And the joke's on me. Who knows, for real. ) She did once at least send me a bag of crappy take out food when I was so hungry I was about to eat a flip flop w cheese melted on top. So whoever it is - I decided to chat w her when I was down n out lonely. She really isn't my cup of tea. Ya know. Kinda bossy. But - wtf ? The woman I really love isn't available r n. She's away. So - wtf. But - I digress. Anyhow ...

Fr : uh huh, uh huh. I feel ya, man. Been there, done that. Usually those type of things ( website things ) don't amount to shit. My advice so far : Save yourself some time. Ghost her. Read me ? Leads to nothing but wasted time. You'll definitely end up hating her.

J : anyway, this chick is married.

Fr : sorry to interfere again - but damn. Wtf ? Why bother or get involved in that ? You're fighting a losing battle. Can you send me her # ?

J: again dude, IDK. She claims she has a pair of Ds. If you get my drift. And I'm waiting to see if I can get a view of those juicy morsels so that I can, ya know. Study em and view em daily, for science, ya know. While I, ya know. Polish the old silver. Slather up the old sea monster. While holding the photo up w one hand. Know what I mean ? Cuz, you get it... right ?

Fr : yes, because you only have one hand available bc the other one is extremely busy....Yeah, I get it.

J : ok. So one night - this crazy chick, who btw, thinks I like her ( dumbass ), we were talking by text. And things were starting to get a little hot n out of control. And she seemed to be into me pretty good that night. And even admitted she had wet underwear over me. Should I have believed that ?

Fr : yes, yes. More, more, more. I'm liking where this is going. ( J hears the bench creaking every second on the other end of the phone, over n over, along w heavy uneven breathing)

J : well anyway - I got this effin brilliant brilliant idea ! Snap a kwik photo of my enlarged beast, the old anaconda, ya know, standing tall like a soldier and surprise her with the pic, ya know. Make her think she won the lottery.

Fr : uh huh, uh huh. I see. And what was her reaction, my son ? And btw, this sounds like our client Cat. You're not referring to her, are ya ???

J : quiets down for a little while. Then :

Well, in regard to the pic - she was quiet at first. Guess she didn't expect to see the beast, right in her face. She seemed startled. But she got used to it, I think. They all do. They LOVE the old sea monster. All the ladies do. I'm a virtual chick magnet. And I'm the only guy around here who's got one of these. And damn, he's special.

So, you know. She may be sweet, or just a dirty slut, I can't decide which. But ... she said I'm beautiful. Gave it a 9.8. So who's sorry now ? Who's sorry now.

Fr : ( wiping sweat off his brow) please don't forget to drop those afore mentioned photos into the lockbox. It's for scientific research only, remember.

J : yes yes. I sure will. And I'll also include a copy of a cd of me playing selections on the bass. I'm quite good you know. ( hurts arm badly by trying to pat his own back. )

Fr : yeah, ok, under his breath - he says : yeah, who cares.

But my son, John. Please don't forget those photos and placing them into the lockbox. And by the way, has this woman sent you any under the skirt photos for YOUR enjoyment ? I'd like to see those as well. For science. Here at 1 800, we love a big juicy ass. Got any of those laying about ? Ya know. Been a long time since I've seen a real vagina. Are you sure she has one ???

J : IDK actually. But I'm certainly hoping for one. And I predict I'm gonna find out. But I've been w so many women in my life, it's not really even any big deal to me anymore. You seen one you seen em all. And I've seen plenty. Do you know my nickname is the great white...

Fr : ok ok. Get over yourself, guy. Ok. Good luck w that, you little perv. And are you sorry for your sins my son ?

J : uhh, not really. I just thought confessing would make me feel better. Clear my conscience. I don't want to be a home wrecker ya know. But I'd sure like a little action from this tv show actor look alike. She be cute.

Fr : uh huh, uh huh. If you do get some under the skirt photos please feel welcome to shoot back over here n drop em into the Ol lockbox. Ya know, because Father has been good to you. And it's super nice to share.

J : ok well. I'll see. She's acting kinda shy. Very non-generous with the panty pics and the tit pics. But I keep asking, just the same tho, you know me. Tryin to guilt her into it. She's very sensitive so.. you know, she takes my unhappiness rather seriously. So I been laying it on thick. You know me. She'll cave. Any day now. I got her attention, but good. She's very sensitive and can be vulnerable. So I got a shot at getting her to do anything I want. You know me.

Fr : I'm starting to. For your penance my son, please go out into your community and share some of them dick pics and other various smut to the homeless and to the sexually deprived among us. The Lord thanks you for your efforts.

Now, my son, go out into the world and serve the Lord. And please - spend some of your time helping the homeless and the less fortunate of society. Do something useful with your time ok ?

Also please try our menu item #10. It's perfect for you.

Over n out

The names and identity of the characters in this story have been changed to protect the innocent. We mean the guilty. Although the actual story is true. We hope you learn from the lessons taught here.

This story is a variation of what has truly taken place. And most rude insults were not meant to hurt anyone. But were adjusted for entertainment's sake and to make you laugh. And were not at all intended to offend any of our readers. So go grab a Ben and Jerry's and have a smoke. And relax. Do not be angry with the lovely woman who has written the above trash. Do not. She meant no harm, I promise you.

Just trying to make you laugh.

[punkscowardschampions]

Jimmy & Janis

Planning a romantic weekend away

Jimmy: Gracie came at me earlier. There was mistletoe up and I near fully hit the floor 😎 Jimmy: Hold fire though. She only wanted to tell me to convince you of summat. Pretty sure you already know what it is Janis: Erm...Father Christmas is really real? That her weave isn't from dead Brazilian hookers? Janis: Enlighten me or I'll tell her she's got a holiday free pass on you 😈 Jimmy: Double date. Need I say more 😡 Janis: FUCK. I DIDN'T THINK IT'D ACTUALLY HAPPEN. Janis: How far does she expect the season of goodwill to extend, like? Already got some poor cunt being a charitable home for her arse so she don't freeze Janis: Single tear. Janis: Question is, can we make it worth it enough for us to endure that shite? Hmm Jimmy: I almost got my arse to church so it wouldn't. Shoulda sucked off that priest when he asked. Too late? Jimmy: You better get me a top notch pressie, baby 😏 Janis: You know you ain't on the nice list 😉 Janis: So, Santa might be dissing but you'll be getting something extra special from me Janis: As for God, and his holly jolly perverted following, I reckon we're both shit out of 🍀 there, no matter how good our head game is, such is life Janis: Grah, I hear she does shoutouts now...want that 'influencer' clout, baby? Not double entendre my end but might be for GracieGuru 🙊😂 Jimmy: what the fuck we going to do then? No way I'm hanging with her and her latest 'boo boy' Jimmy: Even if I was getting paid, which is likely since she just loves common grounds Janis: Preaching to the choir, dickhead, ain't my idea of a good time either, or hers let's be fucking real. She just wants to dry-hump a slab of boy in front of you on the off chance that really gets you going for her Janis: You wouldn't call her brainy, bless Janis: Idk, don't worry about it, Jim. Just avoid her/the flat whites like the plague and I'll have to literally run away like I'm an angsty 12 year old so we can't be located, even with friend finder or whatever they stalk each other with Janis: Oooh! Just call me brains, we should pretend to have a romantic weekend away planned, that'll send her over the edge, that is her everything goals Janis: Like I said, I can hide from a hoe Jimmy: I knew there was a reason I kept you about Jimmy: Let's do it though. Easier to take than fake the 'gram Jimmy: Any ideas? 🤔 Jimmy: Most of my boltholes are far from yours and not very enviable for that crowd #it'sgrimupnorth Janis: Yeah, why do you tbh? Janis: Now its clear my sister has got no respect for anyone on her hunt for dick/self-esteem Janis: She's hoping its a twofer like Janis: I don't know if I can stand you for that long, darling Janis: But I SUPPOSE your the lesser of two evils here 😉 Jimmy: It's love 💕 Jimmy: Come on, it'll be a laff. I'll get the beers in Jimmy: You can try harder to beat me at darts and pool Janis: As far as the adoring fans/salty haterz are concerned Janis: and that's all that matters Janis: bitch i don't have to try! 😤 you put me off last time with ur mooning 😍 Janis: we don't need to convince the old fellas in the boozer Jimmy: Fuck off I was getting practice in! Jimmy: If you're ready to fake a break up say the word but until then, it takes a lot of work to give you the puppy dog eyes. I'm not Twix Janis: Sure you was 😂 Janis: N'awwh but you do it so well! Janis: Audition for the School play whilst ur at it, soft lad Jimmy: I do enough fake snogging without signing myself up for that bollocks Jimmy: You coming away with me then or not? Jimmy: You know your sister'll be in again nagging before shift's end Janis: Well, when you put it like that Janis: 😒 Janis: I ain't got nothing better to do, and I certainly ain't third wheeling her fake date Janis: My grandparents got a place down skerries Janis: we can crash there Jimmy: How many rooms they got? My dad's working so I'll have to bring the ramble with Jimmy: #goals I know Janis: Fucking hell, my pissing sister! She owes you more than she's spending on coffee for the hassle she's causing Janis: If you really can't, don't worry, I'll sort her. She'll be unbearable when she finds out it was all for a laugh but it was at her expense so how much of a mug can she actually make me feel? 😑 Janis: That said, there's 3 rooms, its only a caravan don't get excited but the kids would probably be buzzin', it is pretty nice down there Janis: I'll even let you have the double bed to yourself Janis: ol Janis: l Jimmy: It'll stop them nagging me about going somewhere other than the park that'll do me Jimmy: Cass talks big but she isn't even really so doable Jimmy: Don't be getting any ideas though 😍😉 my brother hasn't slept well since we moved. I'll be sharing that double like it or not Jimmy: What a way to spend my first proper time off since I started #blessed Janis: Yeah, fish and chips on the beach even tho its fucking baltic, chasing Twix will keep 'em warm, you'll earn major big brother points as well as bae ones Janis: What a mighty fine man Janis: Same here, Cass. Shh about it though Janis: Like you said, it'll be a laugh, we can make it one Janis: You'd really rather be making pinkity drinkidies or whatever the fuck they are? Jimmy: Nope. But your 1st romantic break usually is. Any talent there is in all grans playing bingo? Jimmy: Be nice to get something off the 'gram 💋 Janis: I ain't been since I was about 9 Janis: I wasn't after bitches then and I ain't now Janis: I wish you luck, 2 kids hanging on your arm and a woman back home, like Janis: Does it for some. Jimmy: I'd do some talking first to get things clear I'm not tall Tammy 😂 Jimmy: Bet you were a right cute kid, weren't you? Aww Janis: Again, have fun explaining that one, mate. I'd struggle with the concept and I'm in on it. Janis: Adorable. What happened? Jimmy: Shut up you know what you look like, mate Janis: A butch lezza? Janis: So I've been told 👍 Jimmy: That's not what they are saying anymore. Check my comments sometime. The lads are gagging for you now Janis: Goody gumdrops. Janis: I'll leave my knickers at the door, like Jimmy: You could like. I've been waiting for you to drop me as your fake bf since this whole thing started Janis: I'm not interested in any of them. Janis: Would your world be set alight by Aaron O'Reilly from form? Janis: If you wanna cop off with some of your fans don't let me stop you Jimmy: You aren't. They're not my type anymore than Aaron's yours. I'm just saying you take a crackin pic and I should know since I'm the one takin 'em. So you don't need to spout that crap. They're just jealous of how much of a butch lezza you aren't Janis: Alright. Well, you're not half bad at taking snaps, and not in the bullshit way every hoe thinks they know their angles and magic lighting these days, you're actually decent. Janis: It don't feel like crap when Janis: blah, meant to delete that, ignore it Jimmy: 🤐 Jimmy: Wanna help me with my art project while we're away then? Kill all the birds (hopefully not with my flash) Jimmy: I'll owe you again Janis: I won't even joke on you for being a swot 🤓🤞 Janis: What've you got planned? Jimmy: I haven't had any time to think yet beyond film being the medium but Jimmy: #workinprogress Jimmy: with a muse like you m'dear how could I go wrong 💕 Janis: 😜 Janis: just so you know, i ain't bringing any homework but put my name or yours, yeah? 😘 not even in art but might count for something Janis: clue me in tho, brainiac, what do the kiddos like? i'll get 'em something Jimmy: Rookie mistake mate, art's an easy A Jimmy: They'll take anything covered in sugar. Can't say I'll love you for it when they crash mid journey though Janis: Only 'cos you're good at it. With my genes I should be but I can barely draw a stickman. Janis: I'll stick with double sports, sports science and science 👌 Janis: I'll keep sweets in stock for bribery, goes without sayin'! Different pocket to Twix' fish treats, though Janis: I'll have a look down town Jimmy: 😂 did you see that article doin the rounds about the mum who bought her kid a cat's advent calendar Janis: 😂 Yes! Shame catnip don't work like on us like it does cats, that kid would be pingin' Janis: Might get meself some, like Jimmy: What gets dogs off their heads? I'll keep Twix well clear Jimmy: She's high enough on your 😍 Janis: I don't know, actually...telling them they're good bois? Janis: Works for you boo 😘 Jimmy: I prefer being called a very bad boy 😎 Janis: You clown 😂 Janis: Good to know, suppose. Dirty weekend away though it ain't Jimmy: what our fans don't know won't break their jealous hearts Jimmy: you coming in for your freebies today or shall I do a delivery your way once Grace is home? 😉 Janis: Kick it really cliche and be my sexy delivery boy Janis: Try and bring something with sausage in so I can come at you with the quality porn writing Jimmy: Live your fantasies as well as your sister's if you want, my name tag says Jonathon today Janis: Ooh, spicing it up with some roleplay like we're middle-aged okay Janis: How boring are you that you've picked a name so similar to your own...this is why we've hit a dry patch, Jimothy! Jimmy: What would you seriously pick? Janis: For you? Janis: Who's a fittie... Janis: Anthony Joshua could get it Janis: You don't want to be in the play but reckon you can stretch to that? Jimmy: Next time I lose my name tag I'll insist on that. For the bae 💕 Jimmy: About as close as I'll get I think Janis: Who do you want? Janis: I wanna know your type Janis: Bar Tall Tammy Jimmy: Your sister obviously Janis: Fuck off, not even funny Janis: If that were true, you know where she lives bitch, I ain't stopping ya, she's practically shoe-horning you in 🤢 Jimmy: I meant the fit older one 😉 Janis: Ohhh Janis: Still, do one 🖕 I'm not pretending to be my sister you freak Jimmy: That's one pretense too far. Got it 😂 Janis: Yeah, in this hypothetical you've really shit the bed, pal. Jimmy: I only half read that because #customers and thought you called me shit in bed mate Janis: well... 😏 Jimmy: I fake rocked your world Janis Cavante! 😂 Janis: you know we faked it so i didn't have to fake it 💅 Jimmy: Aaron O'Reilly's walking through the door want me to slip him your number and end this? 😝 Janis: I will murder you. Janis: also he might think your trying to set up a threeway for YOUR benefit, so if you wanna take over the gay rumours that bad, go for it 💋🍆 Jimmy: I've seen you with a pool cue I think I'm safe Jimmy: Give a shit. At least I actually am butch Janis: Psh, you're all show no grow Janis: We're arm wrestling, then you'll see Jimmy: 💪 I'll beat you at that too then, shall I? 🏆 Janis: Bring it on. I won't make you cry too hard, save face in front of the kiddos. Janis: 'Let' them kick your arse too 😜 Jimmy: Try it, baby girl 😝 Jimmy: Cass probs could no lie. Scrappy af that one Janis: Good girl 👍 Janis: Gotta keep you in check Jimmy: Doubt you'll be calling her that when she's shadowed you all weekend Jimmy: She loves you. Who knows why? Janis: I keep telling you I'm a delight Janis: Has this...how long has it been? Month, 2? Of SHEER BLISS taught you nothing Janis: Ruuuuude. Jimmy: Nope. I'm with Team Bobby. You're a gross meanie Jimmy: As all girls are 😂 Janis: Well I'm winning Bobby 'round this weekend by hook or by crook Janis: then you can please yourself, billy no mates Janis: Team Janis 💪 Jimmy: Every bro knows you can't be friends with your girl Jimmy: DUH Janis: Oh yeah, all straight couples HATE each other and that's #goals Janis: If I can't be chatting shit on you, how will I get to talk about you constantly to my gals? Janis: Singing your praises? I THINK NOT Jimmy: Speaking of, Gracie and co are back on the premise that Tall Tammy left her....something. I wasn't listening. Should I break the news we won't be here for date night or do you want to do the honors Janis: Dignity? That's long gone, honey. Janis: Ooh, lemme do it, you're coming round with the sausage anyway Janis: We can do it together baby Jimmy: awhhh Jimmy: I've hidden the mistletoe but she can see the top of the highest counters!! I'm on borrowed time what do I do? Janis: Headbutt her in the teeth Janis: 'Accidentally' Janis: Can't help being a normal-sized human Jimmy: #customerservice Jimmy: then recommend her our chewy cookies 😂 Janis: You can see why I'm not trying to be your work wifey too, yeah? 😂 Janis: If you can convince any of those girls to break their diet, I'll be impressed Janis: Don't count if they go vom in the bogs after tho Jimmy: Gracie might be on her way already. One of her posse asked what you were getting me for Christmas and I didn't hold back Janis: Oh no, am I about to get slut-shamed? 😲 Janis: Or, heaven forfend, tips Janis: I will die Jimmy: Damn I didn't think of that. Sorry Janis: Its cool Janis: She's all mouth anyway, not in a beneficial to the cause way Janis: Be interesting hearing what she thinks you want, keep ya posted lol Jimmy: 🙌 Can't wait Janis: that's what you're meant to say about my present! Jimmy: I did, swear 🤞 Janis: what do you actually want Jimmy: Don't worry about it Janis: Oh, is it? If I'm not fucking your brains out you're not interested Janis: Fine then, save my reddies. 👍 Jimmy: That's what I was thinking. Stage a break up before 🎄 for max drama and min spends Janis: Cool. If you wanna. Janis: Just don't tell everyone you chucked me 'cos I wouldn't give it up. Already a frigit. Janis: What's the story then? Jimmy: Obviously not. We've been hooking up for ages got to keep it #goals Jimmy: I don't know haven't thought that far ahead it just makes sense to get out before gifting Janis: Yeah. Fair. Janis: Think on and let me know Jimmy: You too. We can brainstorm at the weekend. Nothing but time then Jimmy: Can't break up right after the break though Janis: Would look sus, yeah. Janis: Maybe I'll whup you one too many times, your fragile male ego can't hack it, eh? Jimmy: Grace'd be smug 😩 Jimmy: Can't even fake that, babe Jimmy: Nobody'd believe the story Janis: She's gonna be regardless Janis: I got the shitty end of the stick here like but ain't nowt we can do about it now Janis: 🙄 Jimmy: No we're goals we just burned too bright that's all 😂 Jimmy: You've got way more time served with me than she does any of her boos she doesn't win Janis: Mhmm. Calm down, Icarus. Sure you'll be comparing some other bint on a balcony to the sun in no time. 😘 Janis: Suppose so. Least hers are real, if not short-lived, and, well, shit. Janis: She won't know the difference anyway Jimmy: There's nobody like you 💕 Jimmy: Exactly I'm not going to tell her we weren't real Janis: Bullshit 💕 Janis: True enough, I'll take it. Jimmy: Shit gotta go the boss is back Jimmy: Love you 💕 Janis: Love you too, Jonathon 💕