#i didn't get to see it until 10:30 aka 2 and a half hours after it came out

[shubblelive]

it's nearly 9pm and i have a lot to do tonight but i'm setting an alarm for 7:50 tomorrow morning because if i oversleep and miss genloss e2 just like i missed e1 i'll legitimately cry

[nathank77]

4/27/24

10:59 p.m Edited/Added to

So I had heart palpitations when I closed my eyes again last night... luckily they passed and fell asleep on just the half MG of xanax. I didn't need any other drugs, thankfully.

I woke up around 12, that's the longest I've slept straight through the night since psychosis minus after microsleep, while I was smoking weed. The nights I didn't microsleep during October I could sleep through like 7-10 hours. That was only like 4 or 5 nights between October 10th and November 3rd... and then when I started sleeping regularly again I was able to sleep like 6-10 hours straight when I was smoking pot. Then I quit pot and insomnia got terrible...

And before Xanax when I finally fell asleep after, "black heading," for hours I could stay asleep longer like 6-10 hours but it took so long just to fall asleep and some nights I never did...

Then I started Xanax and I've been able to fall asleep but usually i wake up ever 2-3 hours...

Anyways I took benadryl at 12 and then passed back out. Woke up at 2 p.m and then fell back to sleep without benadryl and slept until about 3:30 or 4 p.m idk bc microsleep fucked with my ability to know if I slept or not... all I know is that's why I keep a sleep tracker...

I decided not to do my laundry... I need to do my bedding and I've been putting it off bc my hoodies pile up so fast from Contamination.. and I need to have them to use the sleeves to grab stuff, so i have to plan to do my bedding the day after I do my clothing and towels bc otherwise I have a huge pile and can't do it all in one day.

However I needed a day with limited to no bathroom time. My laundry machine is in the bathroom, and even if it wasn't, doing laundry triggers major OCD. So I just decided to have a red bull day aka two 12oz red Bulls in a day and play video games.

I'm glad I made that decision. I'm playing bully and working on chapter 5. I am cooking dinner and taking a break. I should have that finished and uploaded prob around 3 or 4 a.m depending on how slow my MacBook is bc I've had to piece together the video bc of breaks... I'm taking pictures so I can submit them to apple so I can get my computer looked at and have a case at the apple store but I have to do it over the phone first and submit pictures. To combine a 1 hour video I have to wait 20 minutes it's ridiculous.

Anyways, I got my sneakers, I love them but the right shoe squeezes my baby toe strangely I've been fucking with the laces but I can't seem to get it right. Idk if this is one of those beauty is pain things or what but I might return them bc it's uncomfortable and if I get lines in them, they won't take them back but we see. It's actually both toes when I walk... I might do a return.

I'm hoping I can get some good gameplay today. Unfortunately I'm stuck on my old Xbox one s bc my stupid cloud saves won't transfer over to my series x which is fucking obnoxious...

Idc about most of my saves but I care about some-

1) Silent Hill 2 bc of my 10 star thank God that transferred over.

2) far cry 2 bc I have a over 20 hour save file and I'm half way through the game but it won't transfer to my new system......

3) Bully bc I have almost a 100% completion save file and one achievement left for 100% but it won't transfer.....

4) Minecraft bc of my castle which I've invested over 36 days working on thankfully that transferred over.

5) Silent Hill Homecoming bc I unlocked all the endings but whatever I can live without it even though it's obnoxious.... it won't transfer..

Anyways I won't play fc2 on my old system bc I'll easily play over 20 hours on the second half so I have to troubleshoot it..... I already tried for hours last night.

I'm sucking up bully for now to finish my playlist and I may accept losing the 100% completion save file which is fucked.

It's nice trying to relax but technology is a bitch and yea... I only picked Bully bc it doesn't trigger my OCD.

Also I've noticed at least in one way my hallucination has improved. When I played bully months ago the entire experience was intruded upon by the hallucination... however I think the last time I played it was like November when it was much worse.

There is a lot of dialogue so it helps drown it out. I've noticed with games with dialogue I can enjoy them mostly.

[randomprojectsbeforeidie]

Fitness log: April, 24th, 2024

Me: Heyooo, I'm coming back!

Also me: proceeds to fall ill for almost two weeks.

Yeah, folks, there's been some weird virus going around town these last two months, and it managed to get me like, three times. I'm honestly sick of being sick, lol.

But I think I'm a little better now, so let's go!

So, I had some weird months for a while. Ended up developing the beginning of a panic disorder, and quitting my job. I'm more stable now, and also medicated haha.

Buuut. The good news is that the fitness goals have been working! I managed to get below 45% of body fat, which was my first milestone! Yay!

To reward myself, I ended up investing in some pretty loungerie. My girlfriend certainly enjoyed it hahah!

I also started to implement some more steps to my fitness routine. Just to remember: last time I talked to you guys, my steps were:

1. Eat at a 10% calorie deficit

2. Ruck 3 times a week for 30 minutes each

3. Try to limit alcohol to 6 glasses, which I should drink at, at maximum, 2 days a week

It was good! Now that it's working, I added some more steps. Now the rules are:

1. Eat at a 10% calorie déficit

2. Ruck 3 times a week for 1 hour each (yeah! I'm doubling cardio time!)

3. Do calisthenics 2 times a week (adding strength exercises!)

4. Try to limit alcohol to 3 doses a week, and I can only drink one day on the week (yeah, cut it in half)

5. Try to get my daily dose of at least 25g of fibers per day

6. Try to eat one food that's rich in protein with every meal

7. Avoid ultraprocessed foods (not cut them! Just try no to make them part of my daily diet!)

It took some adjusting until I could get it right, but I think I got it. The thing that scared me the most when I started tracking were the fibers. Damn, I was NOT eating enough fibers AT ALL. Like, I was getting less than half the recommended amount!

But I managed to get there. Turns out when you put more plants in your diet (aka, I'm eating at least a vegetable or a fruit with every meal), the fiber problem is easily resolved.

So, yeah! About food:

Yesterday I consumed 1.326/1.822 calories, which is... not good. I've been having trouble getting near my calorie goals. I suspect this is due to the sickness (it made me lose apetite) and also, well, turns out when you avoid ultraprocessed foods and eat your fibers, you get full quite fast lol. But I'm gonna try to increase my calories again.

Yesterday I consumed 29/25g of fibers! Looking good!

Yesterday I ate a source of protein with every meal! Great!

Yesterday I didn't drink alcohol! Cool!

(A note about the alcohol: every since I started limiting it, I've goten way less tolerant. I am getting drunk so easily these days, and getting a bit of a hangover if I drink 3 or more doses. Which... is weird but probably good? It makes me more careful around it, as I do not want to feel so shitty the next day. But also makes me feel old lol)

About the exercise: today I tried exercising in the morning, which was... not my best idea. Honestly, I just gotta accept, at this point of my life, that I'm NOT a morning person.

I ended up rucking for 1 hour, carrying 8kg, and damn it was hard. I was drenched in sweat by the end. To be fair, it was also REALLY hot. But I think I'll try and keep my exercises to the afternoon. I do feel better like that.

Then I stretched my upper limbs and it felt great! Stretching after vigorous exercise always grounds me. It really is a good feeling.

And I think that's it for today, folks! If things keep going well, see you guys tomorrow!

[that-tall-queer-bassist]

Easiest Cookie Recipe ever

(Use to buy good grades, better social standing, and social interaction) (quick for holiday party potlucks)

My mom stole this off pintrest years ago, and its since been our family favorite!

So since it's holiday season, and i made them this morning, I'm sharing it with y'all :) It has 4 ingredients, takes 7-8 minutes of baking time per sheet, and each batch makes a little over two dozen cookies that are beloved by everyone we can get to try them.

Warning before the actual instructions/recipe, this is written very nuerodivergently and in common terms. It's step by step instructions after the ingredients, with sassy comments galore. I highly suggest reading all the way through before making.

Ingredients:

Box of chocolate cake mix (supposedly pillsbury devil's food works best. Or maybe just any devil's food. Idk she said blue box i can't read minds)

two eggs

1/3 cup of oil

about 2 dozen, or 2 and a half dozen rolo's candies. (aka 24-30)

Steps:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees farenheit

Wash your hands

Line cookie sheets (1-3 for one batch) with parchment paper (VERY IMPORTANT)

Mix the eggs and oil into the cake mix. (a medium sized bowl is preferred for one batch.)

It will take much longer than you expect to mix thoroughly.

Mix with a spatula until the entire thing is evenly mixed. Looks gross and sticky and dark brown and should almost be like oily play dough.

It will take much longer than you expect to mix thoroughly. Keep mixing. I promise it will work (spatula is for scraping the sides and bottom of the bowl, this ones sticky.)

Wash your hands

Unwrap all of the rolo candies. Helpful to do it before you need to.

Take a spoon, and get a small spoonful of the dough.

Use your hands*, and mush the dough around one rolo until it has a core of caramel goodness that will later melt.

Should be around the size of a ping pong ball, and no larger than a golfball unless you want unevenly cooked cookies.

Space them evenly on the parchment paper (Staggering works well. doesn't matter if they touch during baking when they spread, but try your best.)

Wash your hands. (your hands will be gross at this point)

Bake for 7-8 minutes Exactly.

They never look done until they're over cooked. Take them out at 8 minutes max. If you're not sure, break one open at 5 minutes and see if the dough is uncooked. It never is. idek how.

Wash your hands

Let cool for about 5 minutes, to give the caramel time to solidify enough, then lift the parchment paper up to unstick the cookies from the pan.

Let cool for another 10 minutes.

If you ignored the parchment paper rule, lets hope you like doing dishes and used lots of cooking spray on the cookie sheets :) (you will be spending an hour scraping caramel and burnt sugar off the pans. I told you it was important.) (Oh, and all of your cookies left their bottom half on the pan. Also happens if you don't move them after 5 minutes of cooling.)

Optional - Sprinkle powdered sugar on them for extra holiday flair. (It makes them look pretty instead of brown lumps)

Yay! Cookies are done! It's chocolate, with a caramel inside that will surprise anyone who didn't make them!

Can theoretically be made without gluten,and/or milk. It has not been tested. Fuck around and find out? (and lemme know if you do!)

*FOR ANY OF MY FELLOW NUERODIVERSE PEOPLE

If the stickiness of the dough on your skin bothers you (or is just too sticky to work with) you can use margarine on your hands like a lotion to keep it from sticking. It feels worse to me personally, but I figured I'd say it anyways just in case. Dawn dish soap makes the margarine and cookie dough come off the fastest by breaking through the oils.

[canaryatlaw]

okay, well today was overall pretty good. woke up at 7:15 in order to get to church on time for easter Sunday, since things were running a bit differently and they wanted us there 45 minutes ahead of time since we were running on a very tight schedule (4 services, basically a 10 minute turnaround time between services). I was set to be in the nursery (walkers, so 12-24 months) for the 9:30 service, 2's and 3's for the 11 am, and then going to the 12:30 (there was also an 8 am I was not involved in, because that is just too early. but yeah, public transit actually cooperated with me for once on a Sunday (probably because of the earlier time frame) and I made it with a few minutes to spare, so I grabbed some awesome banana bread from the volunteer lounge before going to the huddle (the culinary team was totally kicking ass today, there was SO much amazing food). I went into the nursery a few minutes early and immediately got drafting into holding a cute baby until she got picked up lol. the first service went pretty well, not too chaotic and not too many babies, surprisingly enough. (it's giving me issues posting so I'm seeing if breaking it up into paragraphs helps)

grabbed some more food between services, then the second service I was with the 2's and 3's, which is an age group I've worked with a lot in the past (mainly for several years in high school) but haven't been with for a while, so I thought that would be a nice change, and y'all, they were so fucking cute I was dying. There was one little girl whose parents I'd known before they got married and they had moved away a few years back so I'd only seen pics of her on fb, and I hadn't realized they had moved back, so it was my first time seeing them in a few years and actually seeing her, and she was so flipping cute. She was a little shy and ended up just sticking with me and holding my hand for most of the time, and it was all just so precious. I spent a while running around playing "tag" (which was really just running back and forth across the room and going "Oh, you got me!" or "I'm going to get you!" while they shrieked in amusement) which in hindsight wasn't the best plan because afterwards my legs were highkey mad at me and definitely ruined any chance I had in taking public transit home, but oh well, it was fun. When that service was over we went back to the volunteer lounge for more food, at which point they had a full spread out that included like, pot roast, salmon, mashed potatoes, seriously such good food. one of the guys from my small group this past semester is on the culinary team, and he was up there so I got to talk to him a bit. I ended up sitting in the last service with another girl from my small group that recently started working in the nursery, so that was nice. I ended up taking a lyft home (since I'm boycotting uber after last week's harrowing experience with the driver trying to con me out of $200 and me immediately removing all my payment info as a result) which was fine. When I got home roommate didn't want to leave her room yet, so I attempted to nap for about half an hour or so, before making myself sad about missing my dad and crying, at which point I had no point of sleeping because my nose got all stuffy which makes it hard to breathe, so I just gave up at that point. Roommate joined me in the living room shortly afterwards, and we hung out for a bit and watched an episode of a new Chinese show called "great dance crew" that features a few contestants from GP999 and one of the judges is from the kpop group roommate really likes, and it was pretty good- it's funny because in their recent laws cracking down on entertainment companies, China banned "survival shows" (aka ones where people get eliminated, like GP999) so instead of people getting eliminated, they all just like, work towards a goal, which feels a lot more wholesome lol. after the first episode I made dinner, we ate and then we watched the second episode. roommate went to bed after that, I stayed up a while longer before showering and getting ready for bed, and now I'm here and of course it's much later than I intended, so I'm going to go to bed now. Goodnight friends. Hope your Monday doesn't suck.

[whimsically-ominously-auspice]

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The curve flattened I'm told due to evaporation.

Evaporation is allowed to occur when 3 or more people in one house have COVID-19 and give consent to immediate travel to their home place -- some aliens prefer not to call it a planet but it is

So when they are diagnosed they are sent home in NY state including NYC. And so it's made s remarkable difference in numbers.

The evaporation numbers are electronically recorded live in a databank

So dead bodies to dinosaurs and handle that nasty drama or evaporation and hands free and clean.

And as a doctor or nurse, "you are diagnosed with COVID-19. You will have an adventurous future. Please go home and enjoy your ride. Here's two prescriptions to help you on your life's journey"

I mean really. Try a little flavor.

"Bitch you gonna die yo! Here take this pill so you shut the fuck up while you dien' ain't no one wanna hear you yo! And push this down and suck when you be coughin like you dyin cause you will!!" I mean i Don't even care. What are they gonna do? Complain? When? They about to die. In case they do "I explained the medication use and how to and when to and I said the future is different than it is now. And i need a break. Care to join me away from this soon to be home individual?" now its only for now and i really don't recommend you to talk to someone like that except people like me, just wanna punch some fucking ass holes in the face.

Besides some people find that kind of interaction comical and they actually do prefer it to normal doctor talk. Its humbling. Some get upset like Denise.

And i just walked by Uncle Dad and he said to her when she borrowed $2000 from me and lied it was for bills but it was so she could go to Hawaii and she said "just between you and me i borrow this Don't tell dad" and she was talking about it because I walked by and he said "yeah Denise just between you and me You got a bloody broken nose"

Because he wanted me and my daughter to go. And she borrowed almost all my savings and i didn't have enough for 3 plane tickets to Hawaii when she already had $2,000 and 2 paychecks go in and had over $6000 of her own money on the trip after bills paid. So she had $8000...

And i couldn't go. She she got a busted nose. She was until 6 months ago assisted leader of Zulululu on Eaerth.

She insisted that Nathaniel try to initiate sex with me at that time and lost her rulership.

Because in reality she told him to rape me. That's what she fucking did.

Anyway point. If someone talks in a different manner to a COVID than usual. But isn't abusive as i was not abusive in the passage above i expect it to be excused and accepted and discontinued soon. As it is ONLY for COVID-19 activated and not carriers (which will only show up in DNA4U)

A lot of people The most strong people have been invaded by aliens. The strongest.

And we been beat down. Over and over.

I'm gonna pull out the NHRA because some of them kids are real special to me.

32% are human. 92% of the remaining percentage are alien. That's just the drivers.

72% of mechanics are human. 4% of the remaining are alien. (Cause they're fucking lazy -- not just an opinion)

The rest evil humans.

So of 600 drivers... Take 32 times 6 and you got some fucking number i ain't a calculstor but it's about 3x6 is 18 plus in the ones column 2x6 plus Yoir carry.

192 I'm assuming out of 600.

So that totally isn't right. 32% of drivers. 1/3 of 600 is 200

Fuck tree msn noe he says there's 900 drivers. Makes me laugh

So over 300... Why does the calculator say 288??

Why does this not work? 32% oh is not 33.333% it's less than im all thinking 30% is 1/3.

Fuxk math.

I'm sloppy in math. I have good humor about it tho and tree gets a good chuckle at me because I get so dumb about it. I was looking for 35% which is about 315.

See why Yall need 8 hours or more of restful sleep? Denise kept me up all night acting stupid screaming and then Nathaniel woke me up early worried about his livelihood. So i got me like 4 or 5 hours.

So 288 people surrounded by 900 people.

This is often the case then the remaining (i have a calculator here) 612 people try to drag down the 288 i can clearly see that they are outnumbered by over double

So that is a two on one unfair fight. Two not even being allowed to be on the fucking planet!!

And the one alone to stand or ball up to defend is nearly defenseless.

Then in the NHRA to make matters worse the aliens lie and manipulate to get their mechanics behind them.

So i developed a system that the driver team that wants to fight fights as a team and they have to pay real cash money starting at $10,000 that just goes up and up. If they intend to fight a human and Easter Egg occurs and the aliens that put up the bounty to warrior can't fight and must award all cash to the human ran team. Like Erica Enders.

And if she catches you talking shit after the cash award (usually a wire payment) and she will. She racks up fees and fines aka charges. Then she can beat the shit outta the alien team that has to stand there with their hands at their sides or in their pockets after the pockets are cleared by the awarded team and each person gets 5 hits to the face or ribs then the shit talker gets 10 from each team member from the human side.

Since 2013.

Aliens do not belong on Earth. Many of the drivers are the worst offenders of human trafficking which is why They are allowed in the NHRA so we can spy on them and is why rhe mechanics are so many humans.

Because by default humans hate aliens. Its just a distaste we are programmed and then we feel sorry for them for our programmed hate..

It is a very vicious cycle and very painful. Because we can't stand the way they act or dress or the way they're so fucking happy. And its because they lie and hide who they are from us and we feel it.

Thus the distaste

No matter how hard we try to like them and enjoy being with them the hiding and lying over and over of their true identity is terrible.

Queen hid from me her identity and I was all who the fuck are you? Like it wasn't like i would be rammed if i asked.

She said "pardon?"

And i was like oh shit and i got all red... And i was all oh im sorry I should not talk to her like that she's elder and proper! So i said "im sorry ma'am i was Just wondering who you were"

"Well I'm the fucking Queen!!"

I must had looked like a turnip by then all the blood rushing to my face to feed my brain.

"Of who?! What? Where?!"

"Of England" and she folded her hands in her lap on one side and looked all dignified.

Holy fucking shit who would thought?! Not me!

But an alien will lie "I'm just like you but ...." And never dignify themselves to say they are alien. And it is irritating.

When Queens or Kings don't announce themselves its full of mystery and wonder.

When an alien DOES then it's full of mystery and wonder.

When they don't it's absolutely full blown annoying.

Sometimes we can act like children and allow a person to follow us around and copy every move like the other kid doesn't know how to live. But there comes a point even a child will explode in temper.

They just don't fit on our planet!

Even Venus. Neptune and Mars when they transferred to human Because they earned the right by following the rules we still had to tweak their brains and look and so on.

Neptune looked like Ewoks. They were so fucking cute!!! I love Ewoks. I slept with one forever in my bed when i was a kid - a stuffed one from the store.. A fake non living one. I didn't know. I just felt a lot of love.

And i was being really abused by Denise and Nathaniel and i felt really better to,wake up to its cute little face. It was the one thing Denise didn't try to destroy because she knew the truth about them but she sure didn't tell me.

So although I have and the whole human race has a severe dislike and distaste for the alien race I did ensure that their deaths are one I would want for myself. For my children. For the proper Queen of England who can joke around and make my body feed my brain to keep me alive for one more day.

Something kind.

Evaporation is a slight accordion feeling mainly in the chest and then off they go.

So no one intended for Donald Trump to be running his mouth telling people not to listen to me

Simple bronchitis treatment then home to their families to discuss the ability to leave and when and where. And apparently there's a website you can organize yourselves on so you don't go alone.

I have tried every other way and it was unsuccessful.

I'm not destroying my own planet that was a gift because some aliens are fucking rude.

Im just gonna send their asses home as i should have done long ago.

Its not about being bitter or wanting revenge.

Simple fact is they don't belong here and they have their own home and their own Gods.

Its straining for their Gods to switch between their home and here.

Not my creation. Not my responsibility.

Not the nurses nor doctor nor military.

Not the mailmans nor Amazon's.

When yall voted for an American Revolutionary War 76% voted yes. Of the world wide population of nurses and doctors and health cate professionals 81.5% voted yes. Over 81% voted for a Revolution

So i expect no problems from now and the next 13 days.

24% of Y'all were probably aliens. Tree says... 16 and a half % which then leaves probably evil humans. Snd tree says yes.

So 100% of Humans says yes fuck this shit.

So y'all drink your grocery store wine. Have your cheese. Leave me some extra sharp cheddar but get you some too and get your ice cream. Buckle down and take your tests for money to buy all that. Don't pay no rent nor mortgage

We will talk to car loans i expect. Talk to your car loan providers. I don't want no dude towing your car cause he know it's at home and you didn't pay the monthly payment.

So use your DNA4U to pay your car loans and car insurance and get your food..

Don't be paying baggers online. I got a couple I follow here on Tumblr always a medical or food need. Go on the street corner and work for that yo.

They can get same as you to take a test

Get your student loans deferred.

If you have no DNA4U access and you did and you got an email saying why then you're leaving the planet So click the link and make your arrangements to get on your way.