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#tko_art#i forgot i had therapy tomorrow#i didn't even set an alarm wtf past me#anyway hhhhhhhhh#starting back at the basics again cuz I saw an art moot was improving like 7 months ago (sigh)#yeahhhhh i can't let a man beat me#i'm omw o7#ok well I can but i'm omw#i have hope again#damn i have a lot to catch up on#and also a lot of basic structuring i have to rewire cuz i've been doing things wrong blegh
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Arcane S2 Thoughts
I just got out of a 5 day period of slaving over anatomy and, as celebration for doing well on the midterm, decided to spend my evening finishing the last act of arcane. Bad Idea, unfortunately, as I am now buzzing with dissatisfaction.
Isha's death was a disgrace. Realising that she was sacrificing herself in ep6 was heart wrenching. But seriously, they never mention that apart from a split second flashback in the following eps. Hell, it took me a while to realise that her death caused jinx's mental health decline because I forgot about isha in the first place. and I loved isha btw 😭
Most of my gripes were reflected in the reddit threads I scoured, but there's still one itch I need to scratch. I saw that a lot of people love ep7, but I can't say I feel the same. I get that that ep was a lot more character-focused, but it just felt... shallow?
First of all, and this is a me thing, the introduction of multiple timelines set me off. I guess I've just gotten tired of it because so much media involves that kind of stuff nowadays, but it's also a surefire sign that character deaths are 1000% reversible (in my mind, at least) which removes any sort of emotional impact.
Secondly, it just felt like fanservice. Seriously? You're really showing the "perfect timeline" rn? This should be explored in fanfics, not the actual show. The fact that a whole episode was used to flesh out this other world rather than explaining what the hell is going on with the black rose astounds me.
Also, this Ekko has literally no idea what's going on, he should've been diagnosed with amnesia by all of the alt timeline characters. Bro literally has no knowledge of that past almost-decade or so. That's Concerning! And this definitely should have been noticed by his alt-timeline friends, because someone having no distinct knowledge of any event in that long period of time would be impossible to ignore. You're telling me ekko not knowing that vi was dead didn't ring any alarm bells in powder's mind? Ridiculous. This is the kind of thing that undermines a character's intelligence.
(Also also, I feel like he should've asked so many more questions. How did zaun and piltover make it work? Wouldn't that be incredibly helpful to know? Ig not because they threw away the whole zaun vs piltover thing out of the window in this act)
I spent almost the entire last act going "what the hell is going on". Yes, I do know what happened. Like, I can wrap my head around the whole ambessa and black rose stuff, but that doesn't mean it doesn't make me go "wtf was up with that." No really. Like huh?
And ugh blah blah blah let's get all cosmic existential on the show, suuuuper interesting
#arcane#rambles#im tired#sleeby#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#rant#ok now i sleep#szory if this shit's unintelligble i just needed to get it out of my brain#arcane critical#oh look at me learning how to tag correctly#now i go to sleep fr
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Lord it cannot be understated how much I absolutely CANNOT STAND Shikamaru!
He's the fucking Hokage and yet instead of trying to help protect the village himself, he sent out children (including Himawari, a 12-13 year old GENIN) to fight Ten-Tails level threats all while he sits on his ass hiding in the Hokage's office.
Like Okay even he if didn't know about the Shinjus at the time, there is still the fact that as soon as Jura and Hidari arrived in the village, everyone thought one of the enemies was SASUKE
Everyone INCLUDING Shikamaru know precisely damn well just how powerful Sasuke is.
Sasuke by himself is literally an S-Class Ninja and any mission against him is automatically an S-Rank mission
Yet this pineapple head moron thought it would be a good idea to let new Team 10 and Himawari go confront him?
Say what you will about Naruto and Tsunade. They weren't perfect but GODDAMN they never let Genin go on missions that they knew damn well was beyond their ranks/capacity
AND neither Naruto or Tsunade would just SIT BY IDLY while there are S-Rank Threats in the village. They got out there and actually joined the fight!
Even HIRUZEN, as shitty as he was, literally joined the fight when Orochimaru invaded the village
Maybe I could give him a bit more leeway for sending New Shika-Ino-Cho out there since they are the same age/rank as their parents were in Shippuden
But HIMAWARI? That's like the equivalent of sending Genin Konohamaru to the 4th Shinobi War
WTF is Shikamaru even doing? Get this man out of the Hokage seat
I'm going to play devil's advocate here, not because I like Shikamaru, but because work today put me in a mood. I'm going to argue that in a rare change of pace for Boruto-era Shikamaru, he is behaving somewhat competently right now.
Because here's the thing: while these events have unfolded for us over the course of several months, from Shikamaru's perspective, it's been 5 minutes at most.
In a short summary of Shikamaru's actions so far:
Jura and Hidari approach the village and immediately set off the sensory unit's telepathic alarms.
Shikamaru hears the name "Sasuke" and immediately gives orders to evacuate civilians.
Every known ninja in the village converges on the Ten Tails. It's unclear if Shikamaru gave orders, if this is protocol, or if Sasuke's chakra just acts as a psychic magnet urging everyone nearby to fight him.
Jura attacks Team 10, and they fight him off. The Sensory Unit doesn't manage to page Shikadai in to his dad until a pause in the fight.
Shikamaru orders all hands to support Team 10. He also tells Boruto and Kawaki to stop fighting and go save their sister.
So basically, Shikamaru's been getting a feed of updates and immediately responding with escalating orders to his troops. He literally hasn't had time to leave his seat yet.
Although let's be honest: Shikamaru has been doing a desk job for two decades. His shadow jutsu can't restrain people who are exponentially more powerful than him. If he tried to fight Sasuke, even a tree-based knockoff of Sasuke, he would be turned into juice on the pavement.
That said, with the benefit of a reader's perspective, I would say Shikamaru has still made two significant tactical errors.
The first was not trying to set up communication with the Ten Tails to ask what the hell they want. Even if passing on telepathic messages through your subordinates is awkward, he could at least stall for time until Boruto gets there. (Although it's possible Shikamaru will try this next chapter.).
The second mistake was leaving Mr. Goatee here on payroll. He's the guy who was on guard duty when Kawaki and Boruto snuck out of the house. If he'd been alert enough to catch two teenagers sneaking out past curfew, he could have prevented the whole Momoshiki SNAFU and the chain of events that led up to this point.
WHY IS THIS MAN GROUPED WITH KONOHAMARU AND THE OTHER COMPETENT JONIN IN THE FIRST RESPONDER SQUAD??? Shikamaru needs to pick his people better. I am more frustrated about Mr. Goatee's presence than nearly anything else in this chapter.
#boruto two blue vortex#boruto spoilers#anti-shikamaru#Hidari#Jura#New Team 10#sorry I know you were expecting a Shikamaru roast#but all my anger this chapter is directed at goatee man
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The Romance of Reimbursements - Chapter 3
Pairing: Levi Ackerman x Reader Status: COMPLETED Summary: There’s a guy you see every Friday on bus 143, and you think he’s pretty hot. It wouldn’t hurt to tell your best friend about him, would it? or, you and Levi take the same bus home from work every Friday, and you fall in love slowly, clumsily, and with all the time in the world to fold as many paper stars as your heart desires. Word Count: 5.7k Tags: slow burn, friends to lovers, modern au, office au, fluff, romance, meet-cute, matchmaking
(A/N: this fic is entirely available on ao3 here if you would like to read it there instead! "www" is also shorthand for "haha" or laughing!)
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dandelion root
After a good night’s rest, your regularly set alarm rings you awake at 6 AM.
Once you were home after dinner, you didn’t spend much time thinking about your night out. Against your worst judgment, you decided that going to bed and choosing to ignore whatever feelings you had about dinner was the best decision you could’ve made. You stripped down, hopped in the shower, and crashed on your bed with your plush rabbit. You fell easily into your slumber, the anticipation and fear that plagued you over the past 2 nights finally gone.
If there was anything for you to think about, though, it would’ve been Levi.
You stretch your arms above your head, letting a yawn escape. After you blink a couple times to get the sleep out of your eyes, you walk over to the bathroom to brush your teeth. After you finish brushing and flossing, you hum to yourself as you shuffle through your cabinets for an outfit for the day. It's routine by now: choosing your outfit, putting on your makeup, getting your briefcase ready.
As you walk out your door, you realize that seeing Erwin at the office is probably going to be a bit... awkward. Him dropping formalities at last night's dinner wasn't unlike how he was back when the two of you used to take your lunch breaks together so you didn't waste any energy questioning it, but you have no idea how he's going to act at work.
You're not opposed to the possibility of becoming closer—Erwin is a good work superior, a good friend—but even if he does start getting warmer, you still have to worry about him snitching on your client to upper management. There's already enough paperwork as is, and having even more of it is something you don't want to have to deal with right now.
You try not to worry about all of that as you hop on the bus after the short walk down from your apartment. After greeting the bus driver "good morning" and taking a seat at the back, you take out your phone and aimlessly scroll the various SNS you have installed.
In the middle of a random video you were watching, you get a notification from Hange. You tap on the little icon at the top of your screen, not being able to see the attached message, and to your confusion, it's a screenshot of a conversation between them and someone who's nicknamed 'Shorty' on their phone. You don't even bother reading the conversation, instead swiping down from the screenshot and quickly typing out a response to Hange themselves.
You - 7:32 AM
wtf why did you send me this???
You don't need to wait for even a moment before Hange replies, the dots on your screen appearing just seconds after you text them.
Hange - 7:33 AM
Just read it!!!! :D
You - 7:33 AM
no that's weird why would you send this to me www
Hange - 7:33 AM
BECAUSE I need you to read it B)
You - 7:34 AM
this is an invasion of privacy yk sharing private dms to a third party i can get you sent to prison
The three dots you expect to see don't appear, and so you quickly type out another message for them.
You - 7:35 AM
that was a joke hange i'm not gonna send you to prison
You sigh at the continued silence, taking a look outside at the window across from where you were sitting. You hear a faint beep and look back at your phone. Instead of a text, you see a play button and an accompanying audio bar. Rolling your eyes, you go for the side pocket of your briefcase to get your earbuds and connect them to your phone to hear the message without disturbing others on the bus.
Hange - 7:37 AM
"Well, since you're not going to read the screenshot I sent you, I'll just tell you what it says. Ok, ok, so last night, I drove Levi home, right? And when I got home after, I texted him, and I was all, like-oh, yeah, I know, you're too nice to send anyone to jail, that's kinda your thing-anyway! I asked him, like, 'is it cool if Astraea starts hanging out with us?' You know, because you're my best friend and I obviously want you to hang out with everyone, but also, I'm trying to set you up! And he was all like, 'why don't you ask the group chat, Four Eyes,' and I was like, 'just answer the question!' And guess what he said! Guess!"
The voice message ends there.
You probably would've cared more about what they had to say if you had spent some time thinking about Levi at all after dinner, but, again, it's a Monday, and you really can't care to be bothered about something like this right now. You bring your phone up closer towards your lips after holding on the voice recording button on your screen, speaking quietly into the microphone.
"Hange, I'm not going to guess. Please, I'm about to get to work, you're probably getting ready too. That's the end of it," you pause. "Also, I don't send people to jail because, for the millionth time, I'm a family attorney."
Hange - 7:42 AM
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, if that's how you wanna avoid this. I'm gonna tell you anyway! He said, and I quote, 'I-'"
Before you can hear what Hange has to tell you, you tap the play icon and pause the recording, not wanting to hear. At times like these, they tend have a (to be generous) distant relationship with the truth. It's not worth it to know, anyway, now that you're determined to just be friends with Levi; you don't need Hange getting you excited over things like this.
The bus announces your stop a stoplight away, so you tuck away your phone and earbuds into your pocket so you don't have to worry about having to do it while getting off the bus. Once it stops, you say a quick "thank you" to the driver and head over to the firm's building.
When you're through the doors and in the lobby, you spot Eren, Mikasa, and Armin, all of them coming from the entrance at the other end of the hall. They all greet you with big smiles and waves before meeting you halfway right in front of the elevator. When it opens for you and you all enter, Armin leans over to press the button for the 8th floor while you and Mikasa stand towards the back of the elevator.
"How was your weekend, Astraea?" She asks, looking over at you as the door closes. Eren and Armin don't turn towards the back to face you, but you're sure they're listening from where they are.
"It was a bit stressful, but it was alright," you answer, smiling to reassure her. She doesn't seem to want to press you on it, trusting that you'd tell her if you wanted to, but Eren doesn't quite get the memo.
"What happened? You accidentally used salted butter in your cupcakes or something?" He jokes with a chuckle.
"Eren, that's not nice," Armin says, lightly bumping his elbow against Eren's side. He turns to where you and Mikasa are, shooting you a sympathetic smile. "You don't have to tell us if you don't want to, we stress you out enough as is."
At that, you laugh and cover your mouth with your hand. The doors open again, the 8 button now flashing to tell you you're on the right floor, and you all step out before they close in on you.
"Armin, it's okay, it's my job to watch out for you guys. Well, just Mikasa, but you guys too," you start, looking around the office to try and find Erwin. You should probably talk to him before he can talk to someone higher up in the chain in command. "I'll tell you at lunch, yeah?"
They seem satisfied enough with that suggestion, and once you spot Erwin, you tell them to have a good start to their workday and go over to him. He spots you before you get the chance to greet him, and he nods at you, not able to wave with his briefcase in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other.
"Good morning, Erwin," you greet, looking up at him now that he's closer to you.
"Good morning to you too. Need me for something?" You nod, and he tilts his head towards his office. "We can talk in there, let me set my things down."
You walk with him over to his office, opening the door for the both of you.
"Close the door, would you?"
He silently puts down his coffee and briefcase, motioning for you to sit at the seat opposite of his own behind his desk. The little jar at the corner of the table brings a small smile to your face. He notices your eye on it and picks it up, rattling it a bit to see the little paper trinkets move around.
"I assume you want to talk about what was brought up yesterday," he starts, not meeting your gaze and instead keeping his eyes on the jar. You sigh and tense up in your chair, not wanting to accidentally say or do anything out of place.
"About that, could you not bring it up with anyone? I'd really appreciate if you just kept it between us."
Erwin moves to put the jar down, looking at you with steely eyes. You shrink back even further into the seat, fearful of what he has to say.
"Is that really what you want?"
You nod, breaking your gaze on him to look down at your lap.
"I know I should've came clean about it after it happened, but I handled it just fine. I don't want the higher-ups to think I can't-"
Erwin interrupts with a chuckle, taking a sip of his coffee. "Are we talking about the same thing?"
"You were pretty adamant about getting me to report that client to management. If you were thinking about something else, I wouldn't know."
"If that's what you're here to talk about, then you don't need to worry. I respect your decision not to report it. I shouldn't have pressed during dinner, so accept my apology."
You let out a sigh of relief, finally letting your shoulders drop.
"Thank you, Erwin. I promise I'll come to you if something else like that happens again."
Erwin hums in approval before opening his briefcase, a stack of papers in his hand now outstretched to you. You shoot him a look of confusion but get up from your seat to get a better look at what he's holding. When you don't move to take it from him, he nudges it forwards toward you.
"...What is this for?"
"Your paperwork for the day," he says. You hesitantly take it from him and flip through the pages with your thumb and pointer finger. It's a lot thicker than the stack you usually get, but it is indeed your paperwork. Usually, the interns around the office would hand papers out to everyone after their stint at the printer every morning. You remember Petra telling you, though, that Erwin, who was always the first one in the office, always printed out his own things to avoid his documents getting mixed up with someone else's. Why would he print yours for you?
"Why are you being so nice to me?" The question comes out before you can think. Realizing your mistake, you look to another part of the room to avoid making eye contact. "Sorry, that was out of line."
For another time, Erwin chuckles and takes out his own papers for the day now that his hands are free.
"I suppose dinner made me think of when I first started here, and I'm feeling nostalgic," he says. The look on your face reads as skeptical, so he continues with a smile. "And as much as you try telling me it's fine, I still feel guilty about giving away your parking space."
You shake your head, a quiet red making its way up to your face in embarrassment. Is he ever gonna let this whole parking situation go? You guess it's fine he hasn't. "It's okay, I really am fine taking the bus."
He laughs, shaking his head in response. "I'm sure you are. By the way, how are the interns doing? I've noticed that they tend to spend a lot of time with you, but I hadn't had the time to ask about their performance yet with you privately."
You smile at the thought of the three of them, a warm feeling settling into your chest. "They're doing well, getting stuff done. I know I'm only officially in charge of mentoring Mikasa, but I'd be glad to write all their performance reports once their internships are over." He nods in approval.
"That won't be necessary, but I appreciate your initiative."
"It's hardly initiative. They're all good kids," you praise. After the last couple of months you spent getting to know them, you hope that they all get offered positions after their designated time is over, just as you did after your own internship.
Unlike you, however, it'd be impossible for them to all stay here in your department.
You and the other seasoned attorneys on your floor were already told that there was only enough in the budget to allow for one more full-time member on the family floor by the time Eren, Mikasa, and Armin were finished with their internships (hence why nobody aside from you really made much of an effort to get attached to them).
Petra did tell you a month or so ago that someone on the financial law floor had quit very suddenly (which gave Oluo more work to complain about), so maybe one of them could go for that, but it pains you to know that they'd eventually be split apart.
"I'm sure they are. Productivity has been better since they started." Getting out his glasses, he yawns behind his hand before glancing over at you. "You're welcome to leave, if there's nothing else."
"No, that was all. And, uh, thank you for my papers."
He smiles, and it seems to reach his eyes. "It's not any inconvenience," he pauses. "Knowing Hange, they'll be bringing you along more often. I look forward to seeing you more outside of work, Astraea." After the two of you bid each other farewell and you put the papers into your briefcase, you turn to open the door and head back to your own office. To your surprise, however, Mikasa, Eren, and Armin are all there, seemingly waiting for you.
"What're you still doing here?" Ordinarily, the three of them would go straight for the printer once they got to the floor, so it's a bit strange that they wouldn't be there right now.
"Why'd you go into Erwin's office?" Eren asks, earning him a shove from Mikasa. "What? We all wanted to know!"
Armin sighs at Eren's comment. "It isn't our business, Eren. We're sorry, we were just waiting to ask if you wanted a drink from the breakroom since Mikasa needs to put her lunch in the fridge before we head to the printer."
"Okay, then, I wanted to know," Eren rephrases.
Looking around the office, you see that there's quite a few people here already—enough that you don't want to say anything about it until you're back at your office. The paperwork you have for today just from the regularly distributed items is already more than enough to keep you busy this morning, so you decide that waiting until lunch to tell them about everything is the better idea. You start heading to your office, the three of them following closely behind you.
"It's okay to be nosy, Eren. I'll just tell you during break—I have a lot to do this morning," you tell them, getting a small laugh from Mikasa. "Could you brew a pot of chrysanthemum tea for me?"
Eren groans at the mention of the drink, getting yet another shove from one of his friends.
"I tried some the last time you had me brew it. It tastes like shit! How could you like it?" You hurriedly shush Eren, looking to make sure none of your coworkers heard him.
"How many times have I told you not to cuss at work? You're lucky that it's a Monday and everyone in here is a zombie right now."
"That was rude, Eren. Apologize," Mikasa chastises.
"No."
You roll your eyes at him, going for the doorknob now that you're in front of your office.
"I'm gonna get you fired. Anyway, I'll see you during lunch, go be productive or something."
Before you exchange waves with them, you step inside and get your teapot and the small container of dried chrysanthemum petals to give to Mikasa. Once they're back en route to the breakroom, you head back inside, sighing as you move to sit at your chair, set down your briefcase, and get your laptop out.
You go through the same motions you have for the last 3 years: responding to emails, reviewing cases from the past week, looking at new cases sent from upper management and Erwin. In the middle of replying to someone inquiring about meeting times, Mikasa comes in with your teapot and sets it down at your table. You thank her, and she moves to sit at the desk adjacent to yours.
When she first started working here, you would try and force conversation, not sure if she was comfortable working on her own yet. It was... really awkward, but as the two of you spent more time together, it got easier. No longer did you need to try and fill the silence—it just became a comfortable quiet.
You like to think that she's gotten used to working, you assigning her tasks as you see fit for her and her occasionally asking you questions about anything related to working at the firm.
You keep your teacups in the bottom drawer of your desk, so you roll out with your chair to grab them. You pour yourself a cup of tea and wordlessly ask Mikasa if she'd like one, to which she shakes her head. After you take a sip, she speaks up.
"It said your documents for the day were already printed when we went to do it earlier. Did you start working over the weekend?" Mikasa asks you. You check the time at the corner of your screen; 8:49 AM.
"No, Erwin got them for me before I got here."
"Why? I know that you're friends with him, but I don't remember him ever doing that before."
You nod. You'll tell her about yesterday's dinner with Erwin, Hange, and Levi later, but, right now, you're both too busy to have any sort of girl talk. "Yeah, I used to be the one giving him his papers, ironically enough. He said something about still feeling bad about having me give up my parking spot."
"I thought he was over that. He stopped coming around here a while ago."
"I guess he isn't over it."
12:00 PM comes around soon enough, and you're grateful that it does because your hand cramps from all the typing and writing you had to do. You walk with Mikasa over to the breakroom for her to grab her lunch and for you to heat up some food you brought from home. You don't quite have the energy to make any small talk and Mikasa seems to be still unreeling from her work, so both of you are silent as you get your lunches ready. When you're back at your office, Armin and Eren are already inside, having rolled in their chairs from the main floor.
Once you and Mikasa are seated and the door is locked, the four of you eat in silence for a good ten-or-so minutes. Eren's the first to finish, and so after he throws away his trash, he comes back and starts the conversation.
"So, was I right about the salted butter?"
"Yes, I'm so stressed out about using the wrong butter that it ruined my entire weekend." You roll your eyes. "Hange invited me to dinner, and I went yesterday."
With Eren, Mikasa, and Armin, you were less careful with names, knowing that they were much less inclined to try and look them up online unlike Hange. They all nod, albeit looking a bit confused.
"Isn't Hange your best friend? What's so bad about going to dinner with them?" Armin asks. You groan and dramatically melt onto the table, making a scene.
"They wanted to introduce me to their friends, so I met them."
"Were they weird?" Mikasa inquires, looking at you from her seat.
"No, not really. But one of them was Erwin."
To that, all three of them freeze for a second. Armin's the first to speak.
"Is that why you were in his office this morning?"
You nod. "I made a joke about that client from last week. You know, the one that cursed out me and Mikasa?" They nod. "I just wanted to make sure he wouldn't file a report on my behalf. I really don't need the paperwork."
"Is he different outside of work? I don't think I could imagine him as anyone other than he is when we're in the office," says Mikasa. You shrug, taking another sip of your tea.
"Not really. A bit funnier, but he still acts the same, more or less."
"Who else was there?"
You opt to not tell them about Levi being someone you knew before yesterday, not wanting a (less intense) repeat of Friday's conversation with Hange.
"There was only one other guy, he said he's a professor over at Sina." Before any of them can ask other questions, you hear a knock at the door. "Who is it?"
"It's Erwin," the voice says back. You get up to unlock the door, looking back at the interns with your pointer finger over your lips to shush them. They all motion zipping their lips, and you smile back at them. When you open the door, it's still hiding the interns behind you, but you can hear them shifting around to get a better look at your interaction.
"Did you need anything?" He nods.
"Do you have any tea in your office? The breakroom's out." You look at the interns who look back at you in confusion, wondering why he's here instead of getting lunch somewhere else.
"I thought you didn't drink tea," you comment, opening the door further to let Erwin into the room. He follows you inside, staying near the doorframe while you go to your desk to get the basket of teas out of your cabinet and set it on your desk. He doesn't pay any attention to the other three in the room, instead looking directly at you.
"It's not for me, Levi's here to have lunch with me."
At the mention of Levi, you take a sharp breath in. You're past the initial overwhelming blush that normally overtakes your face when you're in Levi's presence, but you're sure that your ears are beginning to turn red, so you immediately move to hide them, feigning fixing your hair. The thought that he's here is a bit daunting, considering you might run into him, but you try to ignore that to save face in front of Eren, Mikasa, and Armin.
"Oh, well, um.. What kind of tea does he like?"
Erwin comes a bit closer to get a look at what variety you have. "He likes bitter things, but I'm not sure what exactly he likes. What would you suggest?"
You move around a few containers and riffle through packets before deciding on a yellow canister.
"How's dandelion root?"
You hold it out to Erwin, and he happily accepts it. "Sounds good to me. Thank you, I'll have him come by with me on his way out."
At the suggestion, you scratch the back of your neck before laughing anxiously.
"There's no need, I'll probably be busy."
"Nonsense, it'll take a minute. I can drop off the rest of your tea, too."
Just like with Hange, you know you can't keep Erwin from getting what he wants. You smile at him, bitterly giving him a thumbs-up. You can hear Eren snicker at the interaction, followed by a "please be quiet" from Mikasa. You're going to have so much fun getting grilled about this. Soon enough, Erwin's walking out of your office. You groan as you go over to close the door again, slumping into your chair afterwards.
"Are you okay?" Mikasa asks first, followed quickly with Armin asking the same thing. In a pathetic attempt to hide your face, you pour yourself another cup of tea and take a big sip, coughing afterwards from the aftertaste.
"Yeah, yeah, I'm good."
"Seriously, what was that? Is Erwin pulling the moves on you?" Eren sure is getting smacked around a lot today, but you suppose he deserves it.
"If I had to guess, it's that Levi person Erwin mentioned that gets Astraea all flustered," says Armin. Mikasa nods, agreeing with him.
God, there it is again. Your heart beats just that tiny bit faster, thinking about Levi.
"Is he the professor you were talking about? Hange's friend?" Mikasa asks. You nod slowly, an exaggerated tight-lipped smile on your face.
"Yep. I probably don't even need to say anything." You groan again in excess, putting your head down on the table. Mikasa gives you a good-natured pat on the back. "My heart isn't prepared."
"Is it so bad for you to like someone?" asks Armin. You lift your head a bit, looking at him briefly before slumping back down.
"Yeah, you've been single for a while, right?" says Eren.
"I don't like him. He's just really hot," you lament, voice slightly muffled. "And I've never had a boyfriend before, so you could say that." You don't look up to see their reactions, but you hope they're at least surprised someone as successful as you has never been in a relationship before.
Armin, seeing your obvious discomfort, shifts the conversation over to his own weekend and pokes fun at Eren for giving bad directions to their destination, and you four spend the rest of lunch talking about anything and everything that comes to mind. At 1:00 PM, you boot Eren and Armin from your office (lovingly) so you and Mikasa can go back to work. It takes a while for the two of you to get back in the groove, but after about half an hour, things are running as smoothly as they usually are.
"I'm going to the bathroom," says Mikasa, getting up from her seat.
"Don't fall in!" You tease, smiling up from your paperwork for a second. She rolls her eyes before going to open the door. You expect to hear it close shortly after, but instead you hear Erwin.
"Good afternoon, Mikasa," he greets cordially. You immediately forget about whatever papers you're in the process of reviewing and look up to see Mikasa awkwardly looking up at Erwin with her hand still on the doorknob.
"Good afternoon." Not wanting to entertain any chance of small talk, she opens the door wider and sneaks past Erwin for the bathroom.
Good grief, why is Levi even here? He's right there, standing next to Erwin with his hands in his pockets. Thank goodness Erwin is the one to speak first.
"Thanks again for the tea!" Erwin exclaims, positively beaming. He seems to be in a better mood than he was earlier, speaking more freely now. You nod at him, unsure if you're meant to get up and actually get the tea from where he's currently standing. He makes the decision for you, stepping in and coming up to your desk. He waves Levi over, and you try your best to avoid making eye contact with either of them by fiddling with your teapot.
"It's no problem, I have more than enough to share," you say, which isn't a lie. All of your coworkers prefer coffee, so the breakroom is mostly stocked with that instead. The person previously in Erwin's position liked tea well enough to keep some there, but after they moved up the ladder, nobody ever bothered to restock the supply. After you drank through the rest of what was left behind, you decided to just bring some from home to keep some in your personal office.
Erwin looks between you and Levi, and you assume he wants you to greet each other.
"It's good to see you, Levi."
"Yeah, you too." You look up from the teapot to see Erwin still expectantly looking at you.
"How'd you like the tea?" You ask.
"It was fine," Levi says, looking around your office. Erwin chuckles, the smile on his face getting bigger.
"He loved it! He even took a picture of the label," says Erwin. You blush a bit at that, feeling a bit flustered he liked the tea that much. "Oh, speaking of, I forgot it in my office. Let me go grab it." And with that, you and Levi are left alone for the first time. Well, maybe not the first time; Hange and Erwin aren't there when you're on the bus, but there's other people there too. Yeah, this is the first time you've ever been alone with him.
"I'm glad you liked it, the tea. It's one of my favorites." He hums in response, now settling to look at your teapot.
"What tea have you been drinking?"
"Chrysanthemum." He seems a bit awkward, standing in the middle of the room, so you decide to take out your basket of teas to show him. You motion him to come closer and take a look. "You can take a couple to try, if you'd like."
He doesn't seem to be in much of a mood to talk, but that's fine. Good for you, even, since you don't have to overthink everything that he says. He takes well to looking through your collection, stopping every couple of seconds to read the labels. There's quite a lot to get through, the basket being about the size of a briefcase, but he takes his time, seemingly looking at everything.
"Why are all of these caffeine-free?" He asks, stepping a step back, probably to tell you he's done looking. You're a bit disappointed he doesn't end up taking anything, but you try not to take it personally; he probably doesn't want to seem rude taking something from someone he hardly knows.
"My mom didn't want me getting addicted to it, so I wasn't allowed any when I lived at home. I think I just grew to be too cautious of it."
He scoffs, and, for a second, you think he's going to insult you.
"Can your mom go back in time and raise Hange too? They're always hopped up on caffeine, I don't know how their brain still functions."
You giggle at that, covering your face with your hand. He isn't wrong—Hange probably drinks more coffee than water.
"Even with all the coffee, somehow I still think that's just how they are."
Suddenly, Erwin comes back into the room a bit out of breath, the container of dandelion root tea in his hand.
"Sorry I took so long, I ran into someone on the way," he apologizes, putting it on your desk.
You look between him, Levi, and the canister. You realize that if Levi liked the tea enough to take a picture of it, surely he wanted to buy it for himself, right? You don't know what spirit, entity, whatever compels you to do this, but you pick up the container and hold it out towards Levi. He stares back at you, probably confused as all hell. You're also confused, honestly—an hour ago, you probably would've leapt at any chance to go across town just to avoid making eye contact with him, but right now, you feel a bit calmer than usual when you're near him. Though, like usual, your face and ears feel a bit hot.
"Are you giving it to me?" He asks.
You nod. "Yeah."
"You literally just said it was one of your favorites."
"That means I have other favorites!" You smile at him. "I'll feel better if someone else gets to enjoy it, anyway. Nobody else here appreciates tea."
Hesitantly, Levi takes it from you. Erwin looks a bit surprised at your exchange, but otherwise, he looks just as he normally does. He checks his watch before looking back at you.
"Levi's got an appointment soon, so we better get going now. Again, Astraea, sorry for taking so long!"
You nod in understanding, waving at them from where you're sitting. Erwin's the first to leave the room, as Levi lingers a bit, looking back and forth between you and the door.
"How much is it? I can pay you back," he says, deciding to keep his eyes on you. How ironic—you were the same way last night with him, except now you're not ready to faint just thinking about his face.
"Don't worry about it. I'm a lawyer, you think I can't pay for some tea?" He sarcastically laughs at you, his face staying completely deadpan throughout. You smile again and motion towards your office door. "Enjoy it for me, yeah?"
He nods. "Thank you, I will."
Without saying any "goodbyes," he's soon out the door, and you're finally able get back to your paperwork.
You don't question why Mikasa takes nearly 30 minutes to come back from the bathroom, but you suspect that she was talking to Eren and Armin for some part of that time. She doesn't question the smile that's stuck on your face either, but she knows it has something to do with the short professor that's holding a yellow canister in his hand as he walks with Erwin to the elevator.
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two anons asked for more introverted and shy! reader .
Omg the headcanon w suga was so good TT I wanted to ask if you could do the same one with kags;-; 💞 like the introverted shy one
Oh my goooddddd the Suga one was so cuteeeee! Can I request the same one w kuroo? ;-; if not it’s totally fine!
and you know what ? i love this headcanon so much so i’m gonna do more of this . i hope you don’t mind i put both in one , it’s easier to post !
𝐒𝐇𝐘 , 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄 !
karasuno and nekoma boys protect you because of your shyness !
— check out my masterlist !!
you being a shy introvert has never affected these boys’ feelings for you . if anything , they feel more obligated to keep you safe and protected ! these guys will do everything to make sure you’re supported and loved .
a / n : ehehehehe as a somewhat shy person myself i needed this
holy moly this came out so much longer than i originally planned , especially tobio’s — enjoy 😭
anyways ! if you want to be part of my general taglist - just ask ! and be specific if you want to be updated for certain things ( just headcanons , just scenarios , etc ) 🥺
tobio kageyama
both of you are extremely shy but somehow you make your relationship work perfectly
well , tobio isn't shy , per se - he's just extremely awkward
shoyo was literally the one who had to do most of the communication between you and him before you two became a thing
kags became brave enough to ask you out himself after countless weeks of psyching himself up for it
he was beyond thankful when you said yes , his confidence was boosted now that he conquered his fear of confessing to you
kageyama is very understanding of your shyness - he won't ever make you do anything you're uncomfortable with , and will always make sure you feel safe when you two are out together
as more of an introvert himself , he prefers to spend time with you in private , so it's a win-win situation for the two of you in that case
you love to cuddle with tobio when it's just you two - he's become accustomed to you just climbing on top of him whenever and just making yourself at home
hinata was the one who encouraged you to meet the rest of the volleyball team - kags hit him on the head when he mentioned it
" BOKE ! THEY'RE SHY ! BE CONSIDERATE OF THEIR FEELINGS ! "
" no , it's okay tobio !! i'd love to meet your team ! "
he said o-o ??
" really , y/n ? you'll come to practice to meet everyone ? "
" y-yeah ! i'm sure it's not too bad . and maybe i could watch you practice too , if that's allowed ? "
" OMG KAGEYAMA PLEASE LET Y/N WATCH US PRACTICE IT WOULD BE SO COOL TO HAVE THEM THERE WE SHOULD TOTALLY - "
" SHUT UP DUMBASS IT'S THEIR CHOICE IF THEY WANNA WATCH "
yes you wanted to watch , but working your way up to meet them was a terrifying experience
what if they didn't like you ?
you mentioned your fear to tobio after school , who shook his head with a smile
" they're going to love you , y/n . you'd be surprised with how accepting they are . hinata and i told you about our first day , right ? "
" yes , yes you did "
WOAH A BUZZ CUT GUY OPENED THE DOOR
you jumped behind kageyama as the bald guy started yelling at him about who knows what , you were too spooked to listen
shoyo was already at the gym , and noticed you hiding behind your boyfriend
" guys , guys ! that's kageyama's s.o. ! the one hiding behind him ! "
did hinata forget you're shy or something like wtf dude
you peeked out from behind kags , going pale as a whole sea of tall men stared right back at you
" everyone , this is y/n . y/n , this is my volleyball team . " taking you by the hand , tobio kept you close to him as he pulled you to his side
everyone collectively said hi , quietly to not overwhelm you
" damn kageyama , already cuffed as a first year , huh ? " this short dude with a blond tuft in front of his forehead patted him on the shoulder , and you watched as tobio struggled to reply , his cheeks going pink in embarrassment
you stayed away from the third years , as they had this powerful presence around them that intimidated you - especially that guy in the man bun , he's terrifying
you kept your distance from tsukishima , too - he's tall , sassy , and very scary
thankfully kiyoko was soft spoken enough to make you feel comfortable with being left with her - WTF WHO IS THAT INCOMING GROWN MAN HIDE
wait it's just the coach - NEVERMIND FALSE ALARM
you had never seen kageyama play volleyball until now - you heard about his middle school reputation , but he felt self conscious about it . so , you hardly ever brought it up in conversation
watching him in action was like falling for him all over again
the way he handled the ball so easily ; he could probably set in his sleep if he wanted to
and that quick attack - like damn , shoyo and tobio really are the dream team
after practice , WOOO BOY you were all over your him
practically gawking over everything you saw during practice - like DAMN , that setter is your boyfriend
you begged him to let you watch karasuno practice again , you'd end up warming up to the others eventually - you had him and hinata for support
he felt shy with how excited you were to watch him practice , but agreed to let you come to practice with him from now on
" tobio , you're so cool !! i wanna learn how to do the amazing things you do "
" cutie . i'd love to teach you sometime , y/n .
tetsurou kuroo
needless to say , tetsurou is anything but shy
how you managed to snag a catch like kuroo is beyond you
he likes - no , loves - your soft atmosphere , the peace that your presence brings him
he was literally a magnet to you in his quest of wooing you
the moment you even appeared in the same room for a second he’d end up right there with you
even if he was clingy in a sense , he respected your shyness and your boundaries , and would step away if he felt like you were uncomfortable with him
yes we stan gentleman kuroo anyway
eventually his charismatic tendencies and alluring charms got to you and you began to enjoy his company more and more
yes , you agreed to becoming his s.o. , only if he understood that you would be sometimes too shy to go out places with him
he didn’t care , he didn’t care if all you two did was stay at home — this boy was over the moon that you were now officially his
the first thing he did was brag to his team lmao
did i mention that nekoma was betting on him being able to get you ?
kenma and lev owed yamamoto yen for being kuroo’s only supporter BFHSJNFNF
yaku took it a step further and told tetsu to bring you here — to which he internally panicked
he wasn’t planning on introducing you to the others so early , you two were still trying to get in the groove of being in a relationship
but after being pestered by literally everyone else on the team , he finally gave in and agreed to ask you the next time he saw you
he sugar coated it to the max when he saw you the next day
“ y/n , my absolute darling , i know you said you’re a shy little cutie and all , but — ”
“ tetsu , please just tell me what you need from me . ”
LMAOOOO you can read the third year like a book ; he shut up immediately when you shot an eyebrow upwards
“ i wasn’t planning to introduce you this early but , the guys from my volleyball team want to meet you . today , after school , preferably . ”
y/n.exe has stopped working
“ baby , baby ! you don’t have to , i swear ! i’m not gonna push you to do anything you don’t want , they just want to meet you in person once , is all . you never have to go again if you decide to go only one time , i promise . ”
hhhhhhhhh why is tetsurou like this
“ fine , i’ll go today . i have nothing to do after school anyway . but after that , no more . i can only take so much , you know that . ”
he punched his fists in the air before snatching a kiss to your temple
“ thank you , baby ! you won’t regret meeting them , i promise . ”
it took a lot of psyching yourself up to actually go through with this
but kuroo looked so happy when you agreed , you didn’t wanna let him down :(
so you two met up after school — he was already with kenma
you already met kenma in the past , so seeing him didn’t bother you ; he was an introvert too so he understood how you felt
“ hi , y/n . i’m surprised you can keep up with kuroo the way you do . ”
“ it’s strenuous sometimes , but worth it . ”
aww look at you two bonding — even if it was at kuroo’s expense , he looked like he was about to explode in tears of joy
that moment of peace left the moment the gym doors bashed open — WHO THE FGIDKFK WAS STANDING AT THE DOOR
BIG SCARY DUDE WITH WHITE HAIR
“ KENMA KENMA KENMA KENMA CAN YOU PLEAAAAAAASE SET ME SOME BALLS ”
“ not now , lev . ”
oh my god he saw you
no turning back now
the so-called lev widened his eyes , his jaw dropped for a few seconds before running back into the gym
“ GUYS , GUYS ! HE DID IT ! HE BROUGHT Y/N ! ITS HAPPENING ! ”
kuroo appeared like a deer in headlights as you looked at him dumbfoundedly
“ tetsurou . what , and i mean what , is going on ? ”
you watched as someone much much smaller than him — you recognized yaku , he was your classmate — literally kick lev across the back , causing him to fall over
“ they’re a rowdy bunch , y/n . but they won’t lay a hand on you , i assure you . they’ve got much more bark than bite . if they even do have a bite . ”
kenma answered you before kuroo could ; he was blubbering away with incoherent excuses answers you couldn’t even understand
a dude with a mohawk came up to inspect you , and you screamed
tetsurou slapped him away , before wrapping his arms around you protectively
“ don’t go near y/n ! they’re very shy , so please be careful ! ”
this is so embarrassing you might just die
kenma and yaku made sure everyone else yamamoto and lev gave you personal space
once they were all settled down , you actually thought they were a nice bunch — it also helped to know that lev was a first year , it made him appear much less scary
kuroo insisted that you stay for practice , and after some pestering from him and the rest of the team , you agreed
watching them practice was not what you expected
where was tetsurou kuroo and what did they do to him
you didn’t even recognize your boyfriend as he took his rightful role as captain on the court , helping the others and giving pointers wherever needed
the others fell in place , too — watching everyone practice was totally different to how they acted before
you were actually mesmerized , watching them — you didn’t even realize practice was over until kuroo walked over to you and told you that it was over
“ i-it’s over already ? ”
“ yeah , baby . it’s done . did you enjoy it ? ”
“ yeah . . . yeah , i did . i enjoyed it a lot , actually ! ”
“ well , if you’re up for it , the manager spot is very much open . but you don’t have to take it , i know you said this would be the only time you’d come with me . ”
oh no no no you were not gonna miss a chance to be mesmerized like that again
“ y’know what , tetsu ? i want to be the manager . sign me up . ”
cue a screaming yamamoto and long legs lev jumping for joy as tetsurou grinned like crazy at your response
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I was depressed all through high school, my sleep schedule was a mess. Bc of depression my grades were bad and I didn't really work, but I felt like I should at least try to work (I'd never had such bad grades too I was confused and frustrated about it)
So I decided to work during the night, but I often felt sleepy around 9 pm (which is very early, I usually sleep around 3 am). So since I was sleepy I'd go to sleep then, but I had to work, so I'd set up an alarm later, I'd literally sleep at 9pm then wake up at midnight then try to work a little then go back to sleep then wake up at 4 am to work some more because I hadn't made any progress. It was hell
And these days well I sleep at like 3 am which is normal for me, except this past week bc I have a lot of work so I'm pulling all nighters. Which is how/why I'm active here at night, but dem tbh you're really not helping me work or go sleep because interacting with you is pretty cool
wtf that sounds like literal hell how do you even survive???
3am is fine compared to that (in my opinion 3am is a normal time in general but i think by normal standards its late??? idk i dont understand sleep)
but damn dont pull too many all nighters trust me, not worth it
then you'll have a bunch of sleeping hours to replace and it might fuck up your schedule more
ALSO IM LITERALLY ONLINE ALL DAY GO TO SLEEP!!!!! (it IS cool interracting with you too tho ngl but SLEEP COMES FIRST)
also i hope your depression is better now i get how it goes along side with insomnia, not fun
im always here if you wanna talk about things or need a cheer up
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More incorrect quotes! Hooray! (i will add the title later)
Ray: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Tsubasa: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Ray, desperately, as Tsubasa bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Tsubasa: Oh! B positive.
Ray: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Tsubasa:
Mars: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Kuno: I think you mean cards.
Mars, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.
Pluto: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Mars: Stop romanticizing the past.
Ray: Where are you going?
Tsubasa: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
Kayda, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Vian: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Kayda, with the tone of someone who is used to Vian: Outstanding.
Kayda: This is what I’m talking about people.
Pyrrhus: Vian was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Vian: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Pyrrhus: Vian, you ate a chair.
Tsubasa: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Kuno's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...
Nina: What's wrong with you?
Celeste: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
Tsubasa, texting Ray: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…
Ray′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.
*Later*
Ray, texting back: Fuck you.
Celeste: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
Burnet: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
Celeste: I wish I was a dinosaur.
Valkyrie: Why? Cause they're big and scary?
Celeste: Because they're dead.
Ray: I failed my safety training course today.
Tsubasa: Why, what happened?
Ray: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Tsubasa: And?
Ray: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
Tsubasa: We all have our demons.
Tsubasa, grabbing Ray: This one’s mine.
"I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers, Ray."
- Tsubasa Amanogawa
Tsubasa: I have an idea.
Ray: A good idea?
Tsubasa: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
"You know what’s funny about Ray? He's my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt him is someone I’d murder, probably."
- Tsubasa Amanogawa
Tsubasa: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Tsubasa: Not you Ray. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
Ray: I have no fears.
Kuno: What if one day you woke up and Tsubasa was taller than you?
Ray: I have one fear.
*on Ellen*
Ellen: So I hear you tweet about wanting to die
Celeste: haha yeah, I do
*Death comes out, creeps up behind her*
Celeste: omg Ellen you didn't
Kayda: Weird. All my shirts are disappearing.
Noir and Pyrrhus: *wearing Kayda’s shirts for the 5th time in a row* Spooky.
Celeste: Does anyone have any questions?
Basil: *Stands up* Okay, well I’m sure you’ve noticed that I’ve been going through a lot lately.
Celeste: That’s not a question.
Basil: And I know you’ve often wondered: “Who is Basil, really?”
Noir: Nope, never.
Tsubasa: Until February, I thought your name was Jasper.
Basil: You know, there are times when I look out these windows, and I know you’re all thinking, “What makes the measure of this man?”
Mars: Oh my god, you’d better be dying!
Basil: Look, I’m telling you all, with pride and excitement… and a lot of pride, about the new and improved Basil. Noir, give me a beat!
Noir: Sorry, what?
Basil: When somebody asks for a beat you just, you don't ask a lot of questions. You just get down on it.
Noir: Oh, you want, like, a syncopated thing or, like, a vibey thing?
Basil: Just do it. Hmm? *Basil sings '80s pop rock song about being Bisexual*
*All the Dreamseekers stare at him*
Basil: Oh, come on. You guys aren’t weirded out because I’m bisexual, are you?
Pyrrhus: No, we’re weirded out by the fact that you interrupted the meeting to tell us that.
Celeste: Anyone have questions? Besides Basil, who seems to think that every Dreamseeker meeting is about him for some reason.
Noir: *Having an existential crisis* Do you know… what it’s like to be afraid of yourself?
Vian, thinking about that time he ate an entire family sized bag of doritos in one evening: God dude I sure do.
Feliks: Shit, I’m late for school!
Feliks: Oh wait, I’m 20.
Feliks: I’M A TEACHER!!!
Vian: A spoonful of Nutella counts as lunch, right?
Pyrrhus: Vian, that will kill you.
Vian: I'm only allergic to like four things in it.
Pyrrhus: VIAN!!!!
*somewhere else*
Noir, terrified: What was that?!
Kayda: That was the call of someone who is very pissed and on a mission to fuck someone up.
Basil: So, how’d you convince all of them to betray me? What’d you offer them?
Chalcedony: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.
"bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches"
- Kuno Aurich
"So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress"
- Raymond 'Ray' Seidel
Vian: Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: *puts more tape over his mouth* I said stop eating it.
Tsubasa: *writing a letter*
Tsubasa: Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...
And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.
Ray: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Tsubasa: All I drank was Redbull!
Ray: How many?
Tsubasa: Eighteen
Tsubasa: Hey, are you okay?
Ray: Yeah.
Tsubasa: You don't look okay...
Ray: Then stop looking.
Mars: Fight me!
Pluto, standing behind him and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.
Tsubasa: I'm going to fight the next person who insults Ray.
Ray: I hate myself.
Tsubasa: Alright, square up.
Pluto: Know why I called you in here?
Mars: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
Pluto: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?
Pluto: When's the last time you slept?
Mars: Uh... a few days ago, I think.
Pluto: A few- how many?!
Mars: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...
Pluto: What you need is sleep!
Kuno: When you’re gay in your house with nobody else, you’re homolone
Ray: When you’re bi and there’s nobody else around, you’re biyourself
Basil: Please stop
Feliks: Top 30 reasons Feliks is sorry. Number 5 will surprise you.
Mikael: TOP 30 ANIME DEATHS. NUMBER 1, YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!
Leni: Ray, are you high?
Ray: Am I what?
Leni: High.
Ray: Hi.
Pluto: So what’s for dinner?
Mars, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.
Pluto: Am I in trouble?
Mars: Take a guess.
Pluto: No?
Mars: Take another guess.
Pluto, standing with his back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Mars.
Mars: How did you do that without turning around?
Pluto: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
Pluto: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Mars: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Pluto: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
Mars: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Pluto: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Mars: No! Four to five seconds!
Pluto: Too late!!!
Pluto: I was arrested for being too cool.
Mars: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Pluto: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Mars: Thank you
Pluto: I didn't say that was a good thing
Mars: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
Pluto: Okay, truth or dare?
Mars: Truth
Pluto: How many hours have you slept this week?
Mars:
Mars: ...Dare
Pluto: Go to bed.
Mars: I don’t like this game.
Mars: I’m going to take you out
Pluto: great, it’s a date!
Mars: I meant that as a threat.
Pluto: See you at five!
Mars: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Pluto: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Mars: Absolutely not.
Pluto: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Mars: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Pluto: Okay, help me please!
Mars: Got two words for you.
Pluto: I bet they won't be helpful.
Mars: Your problem.
Pluto: I was right
Kuno: Why did you give Luth a knife?
Tsubasa: He felt unsafe.
Kuno: Now I feel unsafe.
Tsubasa: Sorry.
Tsubasa: Want a knife?
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