#i did laughed my ass off with the countermagic

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I don't know why Tumblr didn't let me post pictures for some days, but anyway...

I got Rhajat

My son with blue hair, pronouns that says "rawr xd derp :p".

I did Shura's map, and right before saving I wanted to pause it and accidently hit another button and basically had to do the map once again :( Hinata died on this map

I got Hisame who actually looks like a pickle, good for him, I hit one faceless with Nyx and realized too late that had Countermagic (I reset it). I also didn't know if I could actually get him, since Hinata died, but I got him!

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FE: Revelation Randomised Paralogues 10 and 11

(aka ‘we’re into double digits now’)

oooooook, it’s time to go to Selkie and Hisame’s paraloooogues

although I’m tempted to promote Hinata to a Malig Knight eeeh, i’ll do it later

bUT I can promote Selena :V make her a bit more useful in this next paralogue since she’s Kaden hahah

theeere she iiiiis

ok, let’s go >:3c

o P H E L I A wow o k--

kinda fitting? but at the same time it’s really weird? Selkie doesn’t have nearly as colourful a lexicon as Ophelia lmao

ophelia nO, DON’T

ohhh dear

nothing but bad things, Ophelia oAo

it’s the smell of shitty poachers, that’s what

how you don’t understand the concept of death is beyond me, Ophelia

IT’S NOT

Opheeeelia you’re digging your own graaaave heeere

Severa, there’s no need to laugh so loudly-

I ... wow that just feels pretty ooc for her to just say something like that so openly lmao

uhh ok-

welp, that came outta nowhere-

u made Elise cry, I hope your happy, Severa-

oh man more vanilla

you only just noticed it?

wreck their shit, yo

wow, we can bring so many units to this paralogue-

oook, let’s gooo

suhdauhd there’s a lotta archers on this map;;;

kind of overkill bUT OK THEN

ook, i can reach Ophelia, good :V

you’d Die

Ophelia pls

Severa, you were the one to just tell her to ‘Shut up’;;;

yyyyyep

hoooo boi

ok, let’s take a look at Ophelia!

she’s an archer, neat only have one other of those, lol\ anyway her personal is Noble Cause, so she gets +3/+1 to damage dealt/taken when supported by an injured unit :V she also has Rally Luck, Rend Heaven, Shove and Solidarity Solidarity meaning she gives adjacent allies +10 to crit/dodge, niiice (Growth rates: HP - 35, Str - 60, Mag - 55, Skill - 40, Spd - 30, Lck - 35, Def - 45, Res - 10) (Heart Seal: Spear Fighter and Fighter)

aiight, fight me

it dealt exactly 100;;;;

ooh, Jakob learned Draconic Hex! niiice

OHHHHH BOY

get wrecked, sahn

the tree, once again, wrecks people’s asses

OVERKILL, AMIRITE- i swear i get much more criticals on randomised runs than the normal playthroughs;;

:o Sakura learned Death Blow;;;;

6% criiiiiiiit

ohhhh my Farore

draaagon faaaaanged

hey buddy, lemme whisper something in your ear

right, i need to remember that this boss moves

ooook

fite me >:V

say that again, but slowly

Ok, Ophelia you gotta get this

yeeeAAAAAAHHHHHH BOI

SUCK IT

uhhh sure, ok

Ophelia you’re going to end me

uhh what Severa said, yeah

boi, she didn’t even know what death meant :’’’D

played like a damn fiddle

aaanyway, that’s paralogue 10 :D

so, uhh let’s get right into the next one i guess?

hoo boi, i hate the map for Hinata’s paralogue;;;; so many waste tiles;;;;

mIT-- wait wasn’t Mitama replacing Hisame last time too?? I could swear that was the case- IT WAS

wow what are the odds-

save him

wait why did THAT capitalised name change and not any others?? who the heckle knows

sNORTS yeah i’m pretty sure she does ‘need to talk’ with ya, Silas-

don’t deny it, man-

you only need to ask once, Silas-

yikes

‘*sheds single tear*’

off she goes to be a real boy in the real world

yep totally definitely does

hoooo boi

ooook

let’s go

he survived with one hp;;; good thing Kaze doubled lol

wow Sakura had exactly 50% chance to get a crit and she didn’t;;;;

theeere we go

fOOOOUR because the the animation kinda looks like he’s playing golf nvm that was terrible

rrrright, let’s talk to Mitama

well yeah

oh, now you have the ‘Once more?’ voice line, Silas-

i feel

oh, ok then-

nneat

oook, let’s look at Mitama!

her personal is Pride, so she gets +4 damage dealt against foes at equal or higher level, niice she also has Rally Magic, Rally Luck, Miracle and Rally Movement, sweet :V (Growth rates: HP - 40, Str - 20, Mag - 25, Skill - 0, Spd - 35, Lck - 50, Def - 30, Res - 45) (Heart Seal: Sky Knight and Archer)

right, let’s press on

OH SHIT I DIDN’T REALISE THAT FACELESS HAD COUNTERMAGIC ;;;;;;;

geddit, Sakura

we gotta bust out the Daikon for this faceless horde-

the more i can get rid of in one hit the better;;;

Camilla gets a surprising amount of low-percentage crits, lol

uuuggghghhhh i do not like that faceless with vengeance not one bit >:V

she did the weird double-crit again lmao;;

oh my Farore, thank you for critting against the Vengeance faceless, Beruka--

reinforcements???? on a rout the enemy map???? How dare

Die already indeed, Takumi

fite me

mORE REINFORCEMENTS-

where’s your counter and vantage now, bITCH ooh nice, she got Savage Blow :o

theeere he goes agaaaaain

OHHH MAN what an exit for the paralogue, amirite?

yeah, especially considering that you’re a troubadour and couldn’t move at all on that waste tile;;

wot no

oh man, Silas you didn’t need to say ‘Say that again’ so aggressively, man;;;

she... didn’t really do anything but sure, ok

well ya certainly weren’t around enough for you to train her at all-

naaah, you’re not a jerk, Silas just not as quick as others might be-

of course he hasn’t-

give him the hug, Mitama

i said gIVE HIM THE HUG, MITAMA

big dumb bear heck yeah he is

silas is a tiny gremlin confirmed

poor guy, lmao

aanyway, paralogue 11 is dooooooone!

hoo boi, the next ones are Mitama and Caeldori’s paralogues, hahah

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FE: Birthright Randomised Chapter 27 and Endgame

 (aka ‘we’re finally here, hoooo boi’)

It’s that time again soooo let’s go confront King Garon (obviously going to have spoilers ahahahhahh;;;;;)

aaaaaallllll righty are you all even ready I sure as heck hope I am hahahah

all right let’s go

fite me

.... “(laughs evilly)” the subtitles for the cutscenes are gonna end me

it sure has, old man

yeah, Anankos happened

more vanilla stuff yadda yadda

excuse u I’ve heard people call a sword a letter opener before and then look what happened; it turned out to be Excalibur

I just got axed in the face while you and Azura just stood by and watched dO YOU THINK I’M OK

hoooooo boi can u imagine like sURPRISE QUICK TIME EVENTS how messed up would that be

uhm ok

so we’re just not going to question how Kagero is clipping through Garon, ok--

and also hear how it’s Not gonna happen at all

uhh Azura- Azura that’s not gonna work

yeah definitely not gonna happen

her voiceline was ‘that was impressive’ Azura you could have been killed

freaking- FINALLY

heck yeah it is, Felicia

ehhh not quite but pretty much

420 blaze it hello, yes i am a cheap meme gremlin

oh I know that’s why I’m gonna use the daikon

Git Gud

her voiceline was ‘Fine execution!’ which is actually pretty darn fitting hahahah;;;

you would have sounded significantly more confident if you had left out the ‘practically’

oooooooki doki battle prep time ohhhh I hope i’m ready for this

oh shit there’s a Berserker with Swordbreaker, Vengeance and Counter;;;;;;;; I need to be so careful around him yikes, the maid and sorcerer are also pretty scary ;;;n;;;

this is just defeat the boss though but it’s not a good idea to just charge up to him blindly

...ok I think I’m ready let’s go

it’s not quite a kill, but it’s a start

... if I kill him with the Hunter’s Knife then I can deal with the great knight as well

hooooooo man-

ii don’t think I’m gonna be saying very much, I’m sorry;;;;

just as predicted >:3c

hooooo man

and Kagero too >:y

Bye, bitch

now let’s finish this Hero off

aand we can finish that Great Knight off with Saizooo

oshit Sakura gets doubled by Bow Knights iasdoasudgauweigf

how ‘bout you Don’t Do That Again

... I need to confront that Berserker eventually

Azura /does/ have Axebreaker and Strong Riposte .......... let’s try it

and kill that Wyvern Lord with Kaze

... this guy has Swordbreaker and Azura still has 100%--

Azura you are by far the mvp of this fates run wow, she ACTUALLY got a point of Magic in that level up! :V

yeeeees Shigureeeeeee

... if I use the Iron Yumi on this guy

then we can have her equip the Dual Yumi for the incoming Malig Knights :’D

well it’s a start

oh wait I could have just done this or smth ... actually I’ll give it to Silas

hehEH

that works for me

hooooo

sure I’ll take it

yEAAAAAHHH BOIIIII

I see what you’re trying to do there how bout nah

aww Saizo proced Lethality and I missed it :’’V

ok nevermind he got another one! :’’’’D ‘There’s another’ indeed

well it didn’t kill him but it helped a lot :’’D

how about you Die before you Entrap someone

I love Hidden Weapons, man they may not be strong but their utility is great

and that’s all the Dark Knights dead just one last General then it’s the Sorcerer, the Maid and Garon left >:3c

let’s give it to Hana :V

the maid has countermagic, but like oh, wait Garon has 1 to 3 range

but I still need to get rid of you

yeeeeaaah

I also need to get rid of you

yooooo

ok, time for the moment of truth

ahh, but he has Draconic Hex

... I could start with the Yato? and then have someone switch them around? idk

I think I’ll do that it may cost the life of the person who switches the items but we’re right at the end of the chapter

let’s try it

oh yeah, forts so he heals--

lmao I didn’t do that you just went for her b/c why not

I’ll just keep the daikon equipped

oh- she said ‘For Hoshido!’ again-

right, let’s end the turn

and let’s go again

this may take a while

oooohhhhhh? still not dead-

....... ...... >:3ccccc

ooOOOOOHHHHHHH AND SHE SAID ‘FOR HOSHIDO!’ AGAIN AAAAAAAH

we pretty much won we will win the endgame, at the very least

we really did kill Garon with a daikon

oh yeah but he’s not really dead

he’s a dragon now lol

oh yeah this cutscenes like really long;;;;

but most of it will be vanilla, so I’ll not bring up every other line

that being said tho

We’ve got trouble indeed, Felicia

wh-

Azura’s just bobbing up and down constantly-

as Wonderful and Good and Pure as you are, Mozu it won’t make a difference-

ok she’s stopped bobbing now

HAH hah yeah could have

I can’t believe Corrin is fucking dead

aaand we’re at the Endgame kinda, we still have some cutscenes

but as you can see it’s all vanilla sooo

not quite just in some weird purgatory

time for everyone to say a thing hahah;;

oh ok, not quite yet

now it’s Time

oh my Farore, Setsuna-

what a time for the ‘Time for some murder’ voiceline--

oh wait it was just everyone who came with me to the chapter-

boi just let me fight the dragon

aaand the yato was miraculously reformed-

holy hylia, Felicia--

ohhh my god we still aren’t at the battle prep;;;;

fINALLY

... oh yeah we can’t save it shiiiiiit

but no one except Garon has any skills

ok I

I think we may be ready

hopefully

let’s go

welp it was nice knowing ya, Kagero;;;

fiiiight me Garoooooooon

outta my way, bitch

ok Takumi’s almost dead

but there’s infinite reinforcements so I should really just charge for Garon anyway

i could do the same thing as I did before and switch afterwards

yeah Sure

I should get someone to clog up the throne and the dragon veins, actually

//sigh yep Takumi’s down

let’s try that again;;

oh dear she proced Dragon Fang;;;

oh, he survived :V

aaaand there goes Hinata :’’’’D

now’s our chance

awwww yeah

aaand vanilla cutscenes, yadda yadda

aaaaand he dead

ohhhh dear, there goes Kagero

yeah nah, she Dead

all the more reason to play Revelation hahahh;;;;

oh she just stood up hahahh

still technically not the ‘Good Ending’ tho lol

idk man I mean you kicked ass in a lot of chapters

lmao she’s like perfectly fine-

oh yeah, the cutscene where she tells Corrin to smile one last time

aaaand

she done evaporated

aaand Corrin talking to themselves and such

well that’s ominous

aaand back in Hoshido

does that mean she’s finally found her chill? I doubt it hahahh;;;;

soooo I guess she has then huh

well, ever since she was born she had been preparing herself for if it ever happened-

aww geez, Mozu oAo

(i should clarify they’re talking about Mikoto)

HEH

oh Felicia I’m gonna miss your sass in Revelation

no shit, Sherlock-

ayyy

and there’s also always a grey area ... i wish Revelation felt more morally grey tbh;;;

wait aside from mounted/armoured units and brave weapons; what does Nohr have that Hoshido doesn’t? :V

ayyyyy

(they basically all started crying lol)

yikes, hey

oh, nvm

you? nervous? naaaahhh

ayyyy what’s up Camillaaaa

and the meme gremlin

no, it probably wouldn’t

aand obligatory mention of Elise and Xander just ya know just in case you forgot they’re dead

oh yeah, and her too

guys, she’ll be fine ... at least in Revelation

pfft

lmao tru

well being the reigning monarch isn’t for everyone, sooo

no need to yell, Takumi

(i’m taking so many screenshots I’m sorry)

Felicia let them have fun

oh hey, Hana

and Kaze toooo

who knows but you’re still the excitable puppy you always are

hhhhh just one more cutscene

poor Kagero, man

you probably are, because there wasn’t any sound lol

theeeere she is

oh, ok then

do u see Valla? ‘cause if not you will soon in Revelation

yeah, like the Hidden Kingdom

sorry it’s like we’re at 200 screenshots but i just don’t want to skip too much;;;;

aaand she’s gone again

yeah it’s it’s called Revelation hahahh;;;

I know that personally I would have left within like a few minutes-

aaaaand the ending animated cutsceene

we’re finally at the credits! aaaahhh, that was so fun ;;;u;;;

I’ll miss Felicia as Takumi and Azura as Ryoma and all that, tbh, buuuut there’s nothing much we can do hahah

I hope people who have been reading these have had as much fun as I have :’’D

if uhh if anyone has any sort of inkling how to randomise revelation to work after chapter 6 I would uhh greatly appreciate any sort of guidance in that regard because i don’t know what I’m doing wrong;;;;