#i did do those stupid bracelets where you had to use a bunch of looped strings and weave them together

[metalmaul]

we were still doing it in the early 2010s when I was in high school unfortunately. those memes feel like a sleeper agent awakening to me

[chickenstuffedwithmozzarella]

Yaaay!! Thank you Soraya's inbox, sorry i blamed you on eating the last ask😂😘. You did great. Nono, he wasnt a torero, he looked like a prince. (Which is not better bcs i dont like any of those  figures but... whatever). Ooh, talking about suits, did you see the ranking hsfashionarchive did of the suits he wore this tour? Bcn was winning, pink suit was second and Mdd was third!! (1)

[I hope this works 😜🙏🏻, bc this was TOO long, jajajaa.]

Ohhh. Your mom is the best. So supportive! Petition to give her that award. She is clearly the winner. (1D clinex? capitalism in its pure state 😂. Did they really made those? Glad i didnt find it on time bcs i would have definitely brought them as a joke to my sister or something). You are already playing Niall’s songs to her? Did she like them? Does she have anything similar to “pikachu get away” she had for SOTT?. (2)

JAJAJAJJA. Netflix always does that to me too. Dont know why. I started watching Black mirror backwards bcs of that. Did you understand anything of chapter 7 os ST? (Did you finish the show??). Yep. The 8th season is the last one, and i dont know hoe to feel about it. Dissapointed by the shows? As in with the ending?? Or how? (3)

You sound like a devoted cat lady, yes. Ooow, i have little cousins too, though they are reaching the age of “too cool to be seen with you, old girl” Of course they make me laugh. Honey is a menace and i appreciate it. JAJAJAJAJAJAJA. He ate the chorizo?? Honeeey!! 😂😂😂 that made me laugh at loud int the train and now my neighbour is looking at me weirdly. I see, you’ll never get bored with him. (4)

When i was younger and + close minded, i didnt like tattos. Considere also that the ones I had saw in real life were the tribal ones, so there’s tgat. But then i grew up and started liking them (you can partially blame larry for that). Nobody in my family (cousins and so) has one, and thats kind of a encouragement, I’d love to piss them, but my dad has threaten me to disinherit me (we dont heven have that, lol) and i dont have any tatto on mind, so i wont do it… maybe in the future, yes. (5)

I MISS LOUIS TOO! I hope he is fine. Resting and so. Im sure that creating the album that will destroy us all takes a lot of effort. (Seriously, where is heeeee?). Heeey!! I wont get bored. Or mad! I have such a great time talking to you. If i dont talk more its bcs of the character limit and bcs im always worried about pressuring or imposing. Dont be dumb. If i dont answer its bcs im busy with finals and so. Nothing more. Promise. (6)

THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING. i know i know. It makes sense and its a smart move, but… i cant stand raeggeton/latino, its not for me. Sad. I havent lost hope though. Maybe ill change my mind later Yeah, i have the same problem with my friends, they only listen to trap and raeggeton and i die everytime. We mostly agree to put something neutral like pop or the radio. (Disney songs never get old😂). (7)

Ay. I just saw that i wrote “heven” instead of “even” and now i want to delete myself. I was walking while writing the asks and i didnt proofread it. I feel so dumb. Anyway, sorry for sending so many asks (today i made a record xd) and, as always, good night!!————————————————————————-Hi!!!! Yes! I saw the ranking. But it isn’t exactly a ranking. It’s more to like chose wants your favorite suit. I did it and guess what? My first choice in the Madrid one, jajajaa. Second the kilt. And third the jumpsuit. Very accurate.

Oh, you’re telling me! My family bought me a bunch of 1D merch (unofficial all): the clinex, a hair brush, a bracelet, 2 books!, one perfume (this I love it, it smells so good), a make up box… I can’t even remember everything. Ah! A birthday card too!! Where they talk when you open it. I always use to wish happy birthday to people (the audio) 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I had to tell them to please stop wasting money on those things. I don’t even know where I have it. And if a can ask, I’d rather they give me the money so I can go to their concerts,jajajaja.EDIT: I can’t believe I forgot the poster!! I have it beside my head right now,jajaja, and I only realized it was there when I looked at the boys to ask for inspiration,😅😅)

Oh, my mom loves Niall’s album too. But I don’t think she “knows” any of the lyrics,jajaja. Though, she knows the hmmmm in This Town. But that’s all. She and my sister, both separately were like: “oh! who’s him??” When they heard Fire Away. And I was like: “ehhhhh, it’s Niall’s album, so guess who’s it?? What, you like it? See, Harry’s not the only one who can sing…” jajajajja. It’s because of comments like this, that they think I don’t like Harry. And I get so offended when they hint at it! Like, of course I like Harry. But I like all of them too!! God!! I love Niall’s album so much (I’m hearing it right now, bc I couldn’t remember what song was the one they liked it so much, and now I can’t stop 😅). Harry’s and Niall’s albums have been lining in my car since they were released. I had Harry’s playing in a loop till I got Niall’s one and I interchanged them. Then Harry’s came back a month or so before his concert. And now it’s time for Niall’s again. (You can’t imagine how hard it’s being writing this with honey laying on my arm!! Jajaja, I can’t barely move my fingers😅).

AND WHAT DID YOU DO WHEN YOU REALIZED YOU WERE WATCHING BLACK MIRROS BACKWARDS??? I’ve watched canter 1 and 2 of ST afterwards, but I hadn’t gotten to watch the whole thing yet. I can’t stand to be looking at a screen for 50minutes without doing anything. And don’t get me wrong, lol, I can be on tumblr for hours, jajaja, but a have to move my hand, and I can go from a blog to another… y'know, jajajajaja. And when I watched chapter 7 of ST i was like, okay… now they have to investigate what happened… or a guessed they would be doing flashbacks… jajajajajaja. Then I realized my mistake and thought I was stupid, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣“I see you from a different point of view🎶🎶” ( sorry, that��s me singing,jajajaja, Seeing Blind. I LOVE that song)And shows have disappointed me in the sense that they turn out to have an awful ending (seriously, I know you do it for the audience, but end a show how it deserves it, don’t turn it into shit just for a handful of money); or bc they just end it bc they don’t have enough audience. It’s always a matter of audience,jajaja.if they have a lot, they want to explode it. And if they don’t have enough they finish it ASAP. 😒

Honey is a menace, yeh, I couldn’t love him more,jajajaja. He can’t see me petting Liam, he gets jealous and comes to me and headbutt my hand so I pet him too. And Liam is so patient with him. They’re totally like liam and Louis, jajja. Hey! did I tell you the story about when I got Liam? no!! Well, someone gave my dad 4 kitties (they were sooooo small). So, guess their names (it was post March 25, 2015…) yes!! They were named (by me) Louis, Niall, Harry and Liam, jajajajajja. But Harry died a couple of days later, because he was really really young. He couldn’t survive without his mom ☹️. And the other three, my dad took them to a place we have were he has a little garden (?) with vegetables and chickens and proper farm-y, jejeje. I wasn’t too (any) into cats back then, so… Then he brought home one of them, to have our home free of mice. AND IT WAS LIAM!! And I adopted him. I took care of him. We started loving each other. And he became useless with mice, jajaja. He’s totally domesticated now 😝. And that’s his story. The rest? Louis became a big alpha male at their new home. But s car ran him over last summer, and he died 😔. And Niall is a female, jajajajaa. And I hate her. Because she hasn’t been able to keep her kitties alive once!! (She’s pregame again, and we’re praying this time she knows who to be a mom🙏🏻) Ah!! And Honey had siblings the other day!! The guy who gave it to my dad is my brother’s friend and he show him a pic. There are two white cats!! I WANT THEM!!! But they don’t let me have anymore cats! Jajajajaja.

Hey, we might have in common the reason why we started liking tats, jajajjajaa. And, well, to piss off the family is as good a reason as any other,jajajaja. And why are dads like that?? When my sister and I got our lips pierced he went to pick up at the train station and as soon as he saw us he turned around and walked to the car without saying a word,jajajajja. I HAD TOLMY PARENTS WE WOULD BE DOING IT!! I asked my mom:hey mom, if a get a 10 in maths, can I get a piercing?? And she say okay. So I got a 10 (I might cheated or not on this, bc I already knew I had a 10, but wel…), and I got a piercing.my sister only got it, bc I was 16, she had to go with me as an adult, and giving she was already there, she got one too,jajajaja. (My granny almost kill us 😅)

Oh, louis has a BIG responsibility on his hands. He will be killing a lot of people when he puts out his album. He has to chose the proper songs to do it. It will be considered a massive destruction weapon, so he better be careful. But god, for real, when will Louis and Liam release their albums. At this pace, Harry and Niall will be releasing their second one before LiLo has finished their respective tours. And when they finish, Narry will have release their second one, and will be promoting them. So Lilo will start working in their seconds one. And… and… AND ONE DIRECTION WON’T COME BACK EVER BECAUSE THEY CAN FIX A DATE WHERE ALL OF THE BOYS HAVE NOTHING TO DO, AND WHAT WILL I DO??? 😭😭😭😭😭 (sorry, I panicked a bit there,oops).

Uggggg, I can’t stand raeggeton either. I can’t stand the music, argggg. Or the culture of it (the how it treats women, and glorifies sex). I can’t I can’t.and you can’t go out without hearing it. My friends and I went on road trip once. And it was my friend’s car. And she only listens to raeggeton. And after 10, 15, 40? minutes I had to ask her “will this song ever end???” And she told me it was already a different one. And I swear I almost jump out of the car,jajajajaja. We were crossing a bridge, and I wanted to jump out of the car!!!!! I couldn’t listen to that any more!!!!!  Ejkbvwirbfeuirnfrvoieefvnv The she caved and we switched to movie’s soundtracks,jajajaja.

Ha! Don’t worry about sending a lot of ask, I learn something, you’ll see,jajajajaa.Also, I forgot to ask early. Is your sister a 1d fan too, then? She goes to concerts and knows the song… how lucky! you have someone to talk about all the gossip!! (And they know what you’re talking about…) or is she a “casual” fan, and doesn’t get into fandom drama? She just likes the music and doesn’t care about their lives?are you both into drama?? God, I don’t discuss drama very much online, but if had someone face to face to talk about it… I would be the happiest person in the world,jajajajaa (what an exaggeration 🙊).

I think this is all. I LOVE ORPUR CONVERSATIONS!! Jajajaja( I hope I did it correctly and all this is under read more, jajaja)Byeeeeee!!!! 😚😚😚😚

[alienqueen4]

Kai love story: When the girl of his dreams hides her inner rock and roll

Chapter 4: The New Guy Is In Love, I Think Of Him As A Neighbor

Skyler’s POV

It is a nice breezing day in Vegas, I’m hanging out with Gwen and Ruth. Sparky however is chewing his favorite bone today relaxing under neath by my side. Us 3 are relaxed together at a table “So guys, do you think it might be odd to ask for some advice.” Gwen said “Hey were pals tell us anything” she answered. I began explaining about the new guy in my neighborhood “So there is this new guy in the neighborhood and his lawn mower damaged my favorite soccer ball.” Ruth said “Oh wow, but didn’t that soccer ball use to be a gift from your mom?” I then said “That’s what I’m pissed about it’s a special thing to me from my mom” Gwen however says “So I’m guessing it’s just a soccer ball?” Ruth quickly covers Gwen’s mouth as I became annoyed when everybody keeps saying “It is just a soccer ball” I hold in my anger as I took a deep breath. Ruth tells me “Listen Sky we all know how special it was to you because your mom gave it to you” I hold in all my frustration then I literally punch Ruth’s shoulder very hard. I let out a sigh looking down “...It sucks when your parents divorced and......your mom had suffer a man wasn’t good enough for her.” My mom past away over drug addiction and my Dad never knew till we found out and she is gone. If I ever found that man who murdered my mom I wanna feed him to a bunch of hungry hounds that made my mom suffer, I never wanted her to be hurt ever again. I felt some paws seeing Sparky looking like he needs to do his business “I’ll be right back guys Sparky needs to go” I grab his leash walking to a near tree or bush. I’m actually kinda surprised though, that Kai guy is a normal man, but he is just a neighbor who just moved in. Oh my gosh Sky! No! Stop thinking brain!

*9 at night it’s a bit dark as Ruth companies Skyler back home with Sparky*

It was kinda awkward with me and Ruth not saying anything but I felt like crying a bit just from the memories of my mom. Ruth felt bad after what happen “...Sky listen to me, Gwen didn’t mean it at all, it’s something from taking away that use to be your-” Till then I jumped into Ruth’s arms crying quietly with so much tears flowing down my cheeks I hate expressing my sadness in front of everyone, I can’t stop remembering my mom’s dead body. I couldn’t talk while crying “I wanna kill him very badly, the urge keeps kicking in Ruth, I wanna put a knife up in his head and hang it on the wall! she didn’t deserved that kind of abuse monster he was!” Ruth looked down hugging me tightly and comfort “Hey don’t ruin those eyes, your mom loved to see the eyes again if she was here.” If mom were alive right now, I wouldn’t seen leave home on that day I saw her walk out the front door. Hehe Ruth is a really sweet brother to me even though he’s my best friend. Sparky begins to get jumpy at me as I pet his furry cheeks “Bubbas! Bubbas!” Ya know, I really wish I don’t have to think of the past anymore, I just wanna move foward and be happy with who I am. We almost arrived at my home and I gave Ruth a gigantic hug. He then kneels down to pet Sparky “Be a good protector of that house buddy.”

Kai’s POV

Well this is new, seeing that girl again with a different man I have never seen before looks alot darker at night. Finally I can talk to her and she isn’t giving me a chance, I go outside quickly before she enters back inside her house. She then turns around in a worried mood “Woah woah! hey back off!” I slow down a bit “Wait wait wait wait relax, It’s me, just me....I really wanted to talk to you since you left.” She folds her arms together “Your some weird dude and for the record that’s not Skyler who acts like a bitch, it’s me being one cause I don’t like people.” Man tuff girl she is “...Your name is Skyler?...It is a pretty name Skyler” I said all frozen. She had a look at me then says “Excuse me?” I got a nervous smile on my face then told her “I wanna get to know you Skyler, your brother has been nice and we hung out a bit having tea, I wanna get to know you too.” She then looks at me but I am really distracted in her eyes they are beautiful crystaled hazel eyes and her having a nose loop ring makes her more amazingly beautiful. Skyler says “....Kai listen you seem like a really great guy but I’m not in a mood for a sweet talk like I said, if you know, I don’t want to involve something that makes everyone fall in love” As she looked like she was about to walk away I grabbed her right arm to stop her “...Give me a chance to know me Skyler, a neighbor like me, I respect your family very much.” Could she say no? Is it a love from her past she was with before? No it couldn’t be or is it that she doesn’t trust me at all. By then her mood changes smiling well not a teeth grin smile just a low smile as she does something next. Her left wrist she takes out a braclet and grabs my arm setting it down on my palm hand. She grows a bit of her smile then her eyes looked up at me and lets go. Skyler just then goes walking up her front door unlocking it “Thursday, come down here, 6:30 afternoon hour, I wanna play video games with ya Kai...” she then leaves closing the door. Wow, it looks like she does have a side after all. But what was a braclet she gave me? I take a good look at it, it is a really cool looking string tie type bracelet all blue and has a charm of a pirate ship behind a cloud. Hm Skyler, she’s a beautiful sky <3

*Next day*

Today is Wensday, it’s a relaxing morning I got a bowl of Cinnamon toast crunch listening to Green Day on blast Boulevard Of Broken Dreams. At the glance through my large windows came out Chris and Skyler together. Skyler smiling and laughing made me smile, she has a beautiful smile when she laughs <3 They both hop in a truck together to head off for something. I like their relationship as siblings, I wish I had that for me and my sister. Normally when my sister and I are together Sora acts like the big boss of everything. She changed alot ever since our father past away. I cannot keep the happiness inside me anymore I wanna smile alot I am gonna finally get to know Skyler. My heart begins to beat un usual it kept beating weird. Woah, um am I actually falling in love for Skyler? But I just wanna get to know and she can at least give me a chance as if I were a neighbor. I heard the door knocking out of my zoned out face “Coming!” I got up to go get the door it was my sister arriving “Ugh really, you still aren’t changed yet?” I let her in “Good morning sunshine” I said joking around. Sora response “Let’s hurry things up I wanna get going to the soccer club I got new sets of Nike sneakers and Im ready to kick! a goal!” I rolled my eyes “Sora stop it with the fantasy that your not in a actual soccer stadium.” She smiles punching my shoulder playing punchies with eachother as I laugh. I sat back down to finish my cereal “Sis can you give me some advice on something, like sibling talk.” Sora’s expression changed when I told her about advice “Woah what the hell is my little bro alright there? Um okay well tell me.” I then explain her “....Do you think love exist?” I ask. She then had a blank expression after 5 seconds of silence she burst out of laughter thinking I’m talking crazy but it wasn’t a joke at all. She then grabs a bottle of water out of my fridge “Kai, you just moved in, a place known as Las Vegas Nevada, did you got drunk or something did you went down town or something? you found a hooker?” I got a shocked face “Okay first off Sis of smart moves I am not that type of person, second this is something I want to know if love does exist.” She then puts a hand on my shoulder “...Well, okay I’ll give ya some advice but just a simple sentence little bro, Love, it’s just something stupid you wanna do part of your life, I don’t want you involved being falling in love with someone, I’m not mom nor I am not dad.” That part where she made it really low on mentioning dad “....Sora, you need to fix that attitude, and mom will be upset if you said something about dad like that.” Sora is beginning to get on my nerves as she raised her voice “Dad is gone Kai! I think of him being an asshole for leaving mom!” I then had to slap her across the face. My eyes begin to almost watered when she called dad an asshole “....I’m not gonna let you call dad like that written on his grave, say something else about him and you’ll be sorry.” I let out a calm sigh then wiped away a bit of tears off my eyes. Sora looked at me so vicious just as I did slapped her to knock some sense out of her. She grabbed her purse and her keys so we can go visit our mom “....Kai, your obviously in love with this girl more then anything, but to her....your just a neighbor to her.” 

(A message from the readers: Hi guys! I just wanna make a quick update about my Kai story it’s still gonna move foward I have been really busy with college but I hope you like the story so far, I know if it sucks and it’s short but anyways, I hope your enjoying this story <3)