#i did claypollier a couple days ago

[sapphire-wine]

For the pairing thing:

Narumitsu and whatever the ship name for Apollo/Clay/Klavier is (I don’t know how to spell it)

Me, emerging from the grave to finish this last one

proposes - Big fan of Phoenix proposing or either of them but I’m gonna have to give it to Miles because the thematic presence of him and Phoenix waiting until Miles was ready to make that step forward himself is too good to pass up.

shops for groceries - Phoenix. Miles “How much could a banana cost? 10 dollars?” Edgeworth went by himself once and almost made the cashier cry because he asked for change on a hundred dollar bill when the whole cart was only like 15 bucks.

kills the spiders - Either. I don’t think they care. They’ll leave them if the spider is just in the corner but if it crawls anywhere closer then it’s fair game.

comes home drunk at 3am - If it’s gotta be one of them then Phoenix will take the agency out for wins in court and come back absolutely sloshed the moment someone else says they’ll be responsible for everyone else

remembers to feed the fish - They had to sit there and make a whiteboard schedule and set alarms to feed this fish like it was their child. They still fucking forgot.

initiates duets - Phoenix. Big fan of former theatre and art double major Phoenix that still sings around

falls asleep first - War of attrition both from their own nightmares and they want to be up in case the other has nightmares.

plans spontaneous trips - Miles. He’s putting his knack for “I am dropping everything to live this country for another” into family trips. Takes him a bit to realize Phoenix can’t just drop everything to go somewhere like he does.

wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes - I refuse to believe Miles can make pancakes. So Phoenix wakes Miles up just to sit and keep him company while he makes them himself.

sends the other unsolicited nudes - I’m gonna say Phoenix if it had to be one of them mostly but Miles sent one at an extremely inopportune time on purpose just to start shit

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt - Miles is the epitome of the “I have God and anime on my side AAAA” vine. I’m not sorry for this.

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops - Both at different times. What if I made it angsty and said Miles always stops when the Christmas cookies are on display.

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit - Phoenix. He’s rolling past Miles at high speeds on the shopping cart in the parking lot before his knee gives out and he’s on the ground.

killed the guy (also, which hid the body) - Phoenix is hiding the body and eating all of the evidence like a loose dog.

wears the least clothing around the house - Phoenix by default because Miles has a minimum of 5 layers of clothes on at all times

has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason - Sucker for Miles being extremely clingy and in love