#i deserved this

[spectraling]

Actually you know what

[kikker-oma]

Friends.

If you have raw chicken in your fridge thats been there for a month, its probably time to throw it away.

Don't cook it.

Don't eat it.

Don't assume you'll be fine.

Because you won't be.

[greisekinderschar]

[kennywhoremega]

I'm speechless...

Thank you Tony and thank you President Ace for what you have done for me today 🫡😭

We got a feral, jacked up, angry switchblade returning for the world title 🤤 AND NJPW gave us some Kenny return crumbs.

I'm unwell in the best way.

[ode-to-fury]

I will never get tired of Fitz and Beloved having a very serious discussion about Skill healing and then

Fool: *Says something*

Fitz: I didn’t hear that

Fool: You weren’t supposed to

Fitz:

Fool:

Fitz:

Fool: I called you a clodpole

[kindahoping4forever]

Ash on IG Story

[louisplumpyass]

FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES I FUCKING WANT THIS MAN ON TOP OF ME ISTG

[breakfastatstephaniess]

bitch i just got promoted

[postvampirism]

There was a free goth night tonight and I had sooo much fun!! I went with my fave housemate who is ofc gay and trans and we made friends with two women. One of them was a trans lady who was SO sweet and pretty. My outfit looked good too yay

[jessss-ica]

GIRLLLLLLLLLLLL DINNER 😌

[bravevolunteer]

mciahwl afton

[yesthatsatumbler]

TFW I unironically assumed it would probably be some kind of random fortune generator or something and I'd be answering based on that. So the actual target of the link was quite a surprise.

(I definitely deserved it tho)

Clicky click click!

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[afterthelambs]

"In another life I would have really liked just dancing and making inventions with you"