#i currently write the pseudo intellectual up its own ass version of this
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Sure, Gale and Astarion are sweet and genuine in their relationship with Tav, but as a couple they're those smug assholes that snipe at each other passive-aggressively for an hour before running off to fuck in the bathroom and getting you banned from the third IHOP this month.
#and the thing is they both love it#which makes it even more annoying#it's how they say i love you#i currently write the pseudo intellectual up its own ass version of this#but I'm sure we will end up here eventually#bloodweave#gale#astarion#bg3
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