#i couldve gone on a whole extra rant about

[w4yn31ngm00n]

Long sorta rant post abt the irene dimension stuff, sorry :3

i think that the irene dimension's whole "one year=one minute" concept is so cool sometimes, because its not like jess forgot about leap years or anything, she actually calculated that shit ! one second in the irene dimension = ~6.08737 days in the overworld [365.2422 days divided by the 60 seconds it takes for a year to pass], the max amount of leap years possible in the 15 years that everyone was gone wouldve been what, 4, if the year they went in was a leap year ? [meaning that it wouldve had to be before february 29th that they went in if we want it to be 4 extra leap year days. this is also omitting the whole "its not a leap year if its divisible by 100, but it is if its divisible by 400" idea that apparently exists, so lets just pretend this all definitely happened in the odd middle of a century]. thats an extra 3 days if you suppose that the year they went in wasn't a leap year, so supposedly they couldve been in the irene dimension for ~5,478.633 days total, aka EXACTLY 15 years. so if we consider the day they went into the irene dimension as being exactly 15 years in the past from the day they emerged, i think that puts us on a timeline where the day of the war between phoenix drop and scaleswind had to have been [at the earliest] march 1st of a year divisible by 4 ? idk i think its funny if it was exactly 15 years of a gap, like imagine the remaining villagers commemorating the day 15 years ago that their lord and several others disappeared, ONLY FOR HER TO SHOW UP THE EXACT SAME AS SHE WAS THEN. obviously it doesnt have to be exact, just a thought that kinda gives a base for a day of the years that the war and return were on, or at least it could eliminate january and february from the timeline.

separate thought, but not really:

how long was zoey in the irene dimension ??? like she only left once laurance and aphmau left. the time difference between when she appeared and when they left during the episode was about 43 seconds total, so considering each second in the irene dimension being around 6.08737 days long, she could've been in there for at least 261.75691 DAYS. A LITTLE MORE THAN 8 AND A HALF MONTHS. THATS SO LONG ??? LIKE DID DANTE AND THE OTHERS EVER QUESTION HOW LONG SHE WAS GONE ??? like imagine the absolute TERROR from malachi and levin once they realize that their only mother figure left has been gone for that long ?? obviously its not probably exactly that long that she was gone, but still, its a long time for those 2 to be left alone with no parental figure [besides maybe dante] to guide them through leading a dying village. if we think that the return date of aph and the others was on march 1st, the [probably] earliest possible anniversary of their disappearance and the war on phoenix drop, that means zoey probably disappeared to the irene dimension sometime in mid-late june of the year before.

also. that means that since aph said a few days before garroth's return that it had only been a few months since they got out of the irene dimension, zoey was honestly probably in there longer than the extended time that garroth was alone with zane [depending on your definition of "a few"]. damn.

ANYWAYS SORRY THAT WAS LONG BUT I THINK THE LITTLE DETAILS AND IMPLICATIONS OF THE IRENE DIMENSION'S TIME DIFFERENCE IS REALLY INTERESTING also it raises a lot of questions for me abt the nether's sense of time. but thats a whole different thing to get into ==|:-3

[tyrannuspitch]

okay. so. this is... something i’ve been meaning to say for a while. this isn’t about anyone in particular, it’s a consistent trend i’ve noticed over years and... i think a lot of ppl probably need to hear it.

some of the common jokes / memes on this website are actually... very homophobic. going to mostly avoid specifics because i don’t like naming them or thinking about them, but i think the most extreme form of it i’ve seen... has to be The J*hn Green Post. yes, that j*hn green post, that this website seems to have accepted as an iconic piece of its history or whatever. it’s deeply homophobic.

a lot of people defend these jokes as them being “just sex jokes” or “just shock value” or “just funny because they’re so explicit”. but sex jokes are rarely funny just because they’re shocking. they’re also wordplay or absurdism or physical comedy or... something.

and if it is “just” shock value... shock and taboo come from somewhere. very often from prejudice and stigma. “breaking taboos” is very often punching down, and things have baggage. jokes about gay sex will always be received differently from those about straight sex, whether that’s your intention or not. 

as for being explicit... the more explicit you make the joke, the more it seems like your intention is humiliation, violation, etc. the more it seems like it is the act itself that’s the joke, and again, if we’re talking about gay sex... that’s feeding into existing stigma and violence.

with some of these jokes - the j*hn green post especially - if you spoke to someone that way irl, it would be harassment. and therefore illegal. doing it online doesn’t make it better - it just gives it a wider audience.

and, you know, in general, presenting gay sex as hilarious or humiliating or disgusting and harassing people on the basis of that, asking them invasive questions or making violating comments about them... is a huge part of homophobia? that i’m not sure how anyone overlooks?

honestly, as a gay man, my reaction to ppl i’m meant to be able to trust making explicit jokes mocking gay sex is as visceral as if they were spitting slurs at someone. those jokes make me feel incredibly unsafe and i highly doubt i’m alone in that.

and on top of all that... tumblr - or at least the circles i’ve always been in - is a heavily female dominant space. fandom spaces are even more so. and the fact is... queer women and queer men use some of the same language, but our lives are very different. homophobia-against-mlm isn’t just homophobia-against-wlw minus the misogyny, it’s a separate (but related) phenomenon. queer women do not automatically understand queer men’s experiences. and the lack of mlm voices is... incredibly clear when things like this go unchallenged for years.

please just try and think beyond your own experiences. and like... if a joke sounds like something your bigoted uncle would say to ruin christmas. maybe don’t laugh at it

(ok to rb but if you defend that post you’re getting blocked)

[kaleking]

Harrie tag!

ENJOY!!

I was tagged by @oneofhistattoos to do the harrie taggy thingy! (fair warning this is gonna be long and sentimental i havent slept yet) I tag my last 10 harrie mutuals @stylesbabygirls  @katelyns-nation @tomlinsegs  @kalelube  @1989rosesxx  @17-blackaf  @milknnhoney @lcseventeen  @live-and-love-freely and @babeharoldstyles rules: you must answer the Q’s till the end then tag another 10 harries blogs to do the same! you can use videos/links/gifs/photos to answer the question. 1: Fav look: Alright this one took me a bit of time to settle one a good one, cause lets face it everything this boy does is a look. The Hawaiian dad shirts are a given since it inspired me to buy some. But these looks had my heart fluttering: 

this leather jacket had me feeling some things tbh.  2.Fav Tweet: 

Idk why this is my fave but it makes me giggle when i think about it (which is a lot actually)  3.Fav interview and why: Oh jeez these questions are getting tough. Is saying every interview for MITAM he was in is my fav a cop out? Well it’s any of those or the Sugarscape interview with Liam, because they were so funny and adorable.  4. Fav moment on stage: Okay so considering i never got to see them when they were in Chicago, and i cry everyday because of that, i have to go with either The wonderful sweaty mess that was Kansas City  or the equally as infamous Poutine rant  5. Fav Hair style: Okay so this was the hardest question ive ever had to answer, like i though my stats 208 final was hard but i guess i was wrong. I enjoyed every era of hair but i did have to narrow it down a bit to two:

His whole long hair dont care/prince that takes good care of you vibe he was giving me almost took away from the pain of the hiatus. almost.

This was also a wonder time for his hair and us. It was short neat, the curls were almost at their full potential(See picture above for their final evolution)   6. Fav fam member: Anne for giving birth and raising such an amazing son, and Gemma for always acting like the best older sister to him and for having some kick ass articles.  7. Fav 1D bromance: This was the easiest one. C’mon it has to be the heterosexual Life mates, my two idiot sons, the golfers........NARRY

8. Fav celebrities + Harry: I couldn’t find a picture of them together but 

i think theres a gif of them playing soccer together, but nothing beats this ICONIC moment. (Thats Jack Whitehall btw) or

James always looks like his dad and its adorable 

9. Fav Tattoos: This was easy to choose 

The amount of times i spend thinking about kissing this is probably not healthy. 

Theres no real reason behind why i like these other then i they all look really good.  10. Fav quote: Oh golly this was tough cause he said some good shit over the past 6ish years, buttt if i had to choose 

His most iconic quote to date. Nothing will beat him forever talking about working at the bakery.  or  "Here at One Direction we like to celebrate love in all forms. Love is love. And uh, we believe that love is something that should be celebrated with open arms." 11. Fav instagram post: Okay so i spent about two hours doing this and im getting too lazy to go get the actual picture, but my favourites are either The Almond brothers or any of his scrabble post just solely on the fact that i always win when i use his words.  12. Fav Another Man Picture: How the hell do you excpet me to only pick one picture out of the magazine that put tears in my eyes. Well i didnt i picked three

This is still my background on my phone and it makes me happy looking a it.

What isn’t perfect about this (Minus his extra nips being gone)?

Whats my fav part you may ask. Is it The pink converse? The leg hair peaking out a bit? the pose? THE FUCKING COLLAR? youre probably wrong its all of the above.( Also the cross necklace is a good bonus)  Fav Music Video: Alright so i love all of them buuuttttttt the one i always find my self giggling at and enjoying the most gotta be the Kiss you. Like everything about it is so good, including niall giving himself a backeye.  Your name: Haley Age: 18, but im pretty sure my body thinks we are 81. It got a bit confused on my birthday its okay ill deal.  Have you ever seen harry live in concert or met him: Gosh i really wish i couldve, but i did get to watch their show in milwaukee via face time from my friend. Ive met him a couple times in my dreams, pretty chill dude, really like strawberry milkshakes.  Whats your favourite thing about harry: Besides his dazzling personality his amazing amount of talent he has, his perfect thighs, his wonderfully made face, his amazing generosity, his love for his fans and everything they do for him, his whacky sense of style that helped me to learn mine, his sense of humor, his ability not to let everything get to his head and make him gross. I guess he’s an okay person  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  What is your favourite line/ lyric of Harry’s on a 1D album:  From Walking in the Wind: “Whatever chains are holding you back Holding you back, don't let 'em tie you down.”  or From If i could Fly: “For your eyes only, I'll show you my heart For when you're lonely and forget who you are I'm missing half of me when we're apart Now you know me, for your eyes only” What is a song that reminds you most of harry: Shook me all night long by AC/DC. KIDDING (Well not all the time just when im in a mood). Proabaly anything off the playlist from AM, like i listen to it when he goes MIA for awhile and its just a nice piece of him to have.  What movie reminds you most of harry: DUNKIRK.  and probably 10 things i hate about you, but that cos for some reason i think heath ledger and him look similar.  For how long have you been a harrie: I would say from the start he just caught my eye, but considering i hid this part of my life cause i only listened to “real music’ then i couldnt full on love him, and basically when i realized lifes to short to pretend to hate pop music i was like alright ima fall into a deep pit that is 1D, AND HERE I AM!!! Where you were when the Dunkirk trailer came out: I was in my bed watching the live stream thing freaking out about it.  What do you expect from HS1:

and 

(This is me as gorden talking to harry) What are your tags for harry on tumblr: uuuuhhhh i think the first one was Kale daddy(cringey i know) then i stopped cos i was like its all harry, But the names i call him is hersh, HARRY ANNE STYLES( this is for when hes gone and comes back looking EXTRA good) and my idiot son.  Who is your fave harry blog: Alright so OFC i have to but my wife first @stylesbabygirls. Then i guess some blog ive followed for awhile and admire from a far cause theyre like 10x better than me : @permanentcross i think she was the first writer i followed and i was hooked on her stories for a good couple days. @jawllines Shes another writer that is amazing that i love, and finally @trulymadlysydney she just seems so sweet from how she answer everything and is pretty funny sometimes.