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ENCYCLOPEDIA -- In Proud Immortal Demon Way, Luo Binghe emerges from the Endless Abyss a fully realized heavenly demon. This marks the beginning of his quest for revenge against those who wronged him, along with bedding every woman he comes across.
HALF LIGHT -- He comes out hungry for blood. Your blood.
CONCEPTUALIZATION [Easy: Success] -- You remember cheering when you read his revenge against Shen Qingqiu. In fact, you remember commenting that he should've gone further when punishing the scum villain. Little did you know that someday you'd be the scum villain in question.
HALF LIGHT -- You have five years before Luo Binghe decides to turn you into a human stick. Better start running.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY -- I can take him.
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT -- In a fight, right?
ELECTROCHEMISTRY -- ...
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT -- In a fight, right?
AUTHORITY [Formidable: Failure] -- You absolutely cannot take him, in a fight or otherwise. He's the stallion protagonist, what are you talking about? You're just his poser shizun. You don't stand a chance.
HALF LIGHT -- You pushed your beloved, sticky little white lotus disciple into the Endless Abyss, and there's no coming back from it. You need to start planning now. When he comes back, what will you do?
[Conceptualization: Impossible] Understand the changes you've already made to the story.
[Rhetoric: Challenging] Explain why you did what you did.
[Physical Instrument: Godly] I can take him.
[Electrochemistry: Formidable] I can take him.
[Drama: Challenging] Fake your death.
DRAMA [Challenging: Failure] -- He can't kill you if you're already dead, right? Of course, faking your death is too cliche, and there are too many ways it could go wrong. If you faked your death normally and ran off, there's always the chance he could find you again.
DRAMA -- There's only one option. You're going to have to kill yourself for real.
ENCYCLOPEDIA [Easy: Success] -- You know, there's a mushroom that might help with this...
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