#i couldn't stop laughing when the nurse told me id be inserting it rectally

[dalashas]

Coincidentally, I'm in a medical waiting room with the gown on and everything, starving hungry and waiting for the anesthetist to give me permission to shove something up my arse

i love places that are like DO NOT BE LATE FOR YR APPOINTMENT. YOU CANNOT BE LATE. IF YOU ARE LATE FOR YR APPOINTMENT WE WILL CHARGE YOU ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS. then you get there early just to sit in a waiting room 45 minutes past when yr appointment was.