#i could write an essay about how much i hate people describing ford as pretentious

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1, 5, 13, 24 for the 🔥 ask game?

(bolding these so its a bit easier to distinguish them)

number 1 - the character everyone gets wrong

ford. of course

number 5 - worst discord server and why

ill admit. ive only ever been in one discord server. i really dont think its the worst, but i didnt like being there. i was only there for one day, and everyone started talking shit about ford. which is to be expected, really. it was kinda idiotic of me to assume that sorta thing wouldnt happen. no blame on the people in the server

number 13 - worst blorboficiation

i wish i knew what that meant. blorbo-fixation? or how people treat the character when they talk about it being their blorbo? 'this character has consumed my last remaining braincells scug-style' or a 'blueberry vs swap sans' situation?

im unsure

number 24 - topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

two things!

one - the half-canon things that no one truly knows.

things like the eye color debate (fully up to the individual's interpretation) or the timeline (as inconsistent as something can possibly be, and i like to imagine this is just a canon fact. keeps me from losing my mind about it)

two - anything about ford.

rancid, because i have seen people hate this guy to the point of censoring his name when they speak about him

not to mention all the ableist and victim-blame-y things people like to say about him

see, the thing about ford is that a lot of people just dont like him. possibly the only character i have ever seen people talk about in ways that can genuinely hurt real actual people (i would know)

its quite unfortunate, really