#i could not do my septum myself lol i tried. but it was too painful

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auntie eyebrow propaganda 🤙

its a little swollen & irritated still but generally happy with how it turned out! I did it freehand (without a piercing clamp) ✨️

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Jesus, okay, let’s go: 1: Name: Madolyn but many just call me Maddy
2: Age: 20
3: 3 Fears: birds, outside, squirrels 
4: 3 things I love: cuddling with my kittens or like anyone I guess, the sound of harsh wind against a building, and anything Legend of Zelda 
5: 4 turns on: collarbones, I really love collarbones, I like when people can keep up with me when I’m joking, manners, eyes
6: 4 turns off: people who think too highly of themselves, people who don’t respect my privacy and anxiety and take it personally, people who make fun of others and call it ‘funny,’ and people who are rude to others like servers, etc.
7: My best friend: Grace and Hannah 
8: Sexual orientation: Probs pan but I don’t label it so 
9: My best first date: I’ve only been on like three? But one time we just drove around the hills of a small town and talked for hours and I had a good time.
10: How tall am I: 5'3
11: What do I miss: I miss my favorite English teacher at my highschool back in my hometown. 
12: What time were I born: no idea 
13: Favorite color: gray 
14: Do I have a crush: kinda but like its a distance crush, I don’t actually know anything about them and amToo nervous to talk to them 
15: Favorite quote: idk
16: Favorite place: my bed 
17: Favorite food: ice cream or pasta 
18: Do I use sarcasm: literally all the time 
19: What am I listening to right now: the kooks
20: First thing I notice in new person: manners 
21: Shoe size: size 5 or a kids 3
22: Eye color: blue 23: Hair color: brown but I dye it
24: Favorite style of clothing: socks idc about anything else 
25: Ever done a prank call?: nope, considering I can barely call my mom, I’ve never tried.
27: Meaning behind my URL: I have a past with self harm, and ramblings imply a sense of unimportance, so I think it sums me well. 
28: Favorite movie: Aristocats and Boxtrolls 
29: Favorite song: really into Naive by the Kooks 
30: Favorite band: Arctic Monkeys 
31: How I feel right now: pretty nauseous 
32: Someone I love: Grace and Hannah 
33: My current relationship status: single as hell 
34: My relationship with my parents: not great, but we try 
35: Favorite holiday: Christmas because it’s the one day my family is somewhat normal 
36: Tattoos and piercing i have: ears pierced, septum pierced. Back tattoo, a tattoo on my thigh, and a semicolon on my inside ring finger 
37: Tattoos and piercing i want: have my entire body planned for tattoos, except neck and face, and I wanna get a triple forward helix 
38: The reason I joined Tumblr: no one irl likes me and I felt so alone and was so tired of pretending to be okay 
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?: I’m not sure, I think he hates me 
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: yes
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? no
42: When did I last hold hands: December after a date 
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?: if I’m doing makeup, 1 and half hours for everything Otherwise I don’t do anything except put a bra on so 5 mins 
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? Yes
45: Where am I right now? Home 
46: If I were drunk and I can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? I don’t drink so no one has to worry about this 
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? I have very poor hearing so Probs louder to lost but reasonable for me 
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?No 
49: Am I excited for anything?I’m excited to get my PhD and meet Hannah and Grace 
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?Yes, his name is Rayn and he’s incredible 
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?All the time 
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?Idk Probs like a few months 
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?Good for him
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?Yea 
55: What is something I disliked about today?Being awake 
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?Kate Middleton 
57: What do I think about most?The future 
58: What’s my strangest talent?I have a really good memory so I know entire phineas and ferb songs by heart and can name season and title episodes.
59: Do I have any strange phobias?Birds. 
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?Probs in front because I take makeup selfies
61: What was the last lie I told?Last night, I told my cousin I was Doing Well. 
62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?Video chatting 
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?No to ghosts, yea to aliens. 
64: Do I believe in magic?No 
65: Do I believe in luck?Kinda 
66: What’s the weather like right now?Raining and wind.
67: What was the last book I’ve read?Heart of Darkness 
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?No, makes me nauseous 
69: Do I have any nicknames?Tons 
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?Uh I have a bone disease so that, and I broke my kneecap, like completely split the back of it off
71: Do I spend money or save it?Spend, I’m the worst at saving 
72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?Yea 
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?My sheets are a light pink 
74: Favorite animal?Sloth 
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?Watching Phineas and Ferb 
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?Trump 
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?Chelsea Daggar (Fratellis)
78: How can you win my heart? Be nice, I literally don’t care about much but how you treat me and others 
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?‘Finally'
80: What is my favorite word?Couth 
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr@sickofbeingsuicidal@happilyheartbroken13@pain-with-no-gain@br0ken-and-lost@suicide-is-my-father
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?Can we just be nice? 
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?Hm I don’t think so 
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?Infinite knowledge 
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?I’m not sure, I’m pretty open.
86: What is my current desktop picture?My cat in Spokane sleeping on my bed.
87: Had sex?Yep
88: Bought condoms?Yep 
89: Gotten pregnant?No 
90: Failed a class?No 
91: Kissed a boy?Yes 
92: Kissed a girl?Yes 
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? Yes 
94: Had job?Yes 
95: Left the house without my wallet?All the time 
96: Bullied someone on the internet?No 
97: Had sex in public?Sorta 
98: Played on a sports team?Yes 
99: Smoked weed?No 
100: Did drugs?No 
101: Smoked cigarettes?No 
102: Drank alcohol?No 
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? Vegetarian 
104: Been overweight?Yes 
105: Been underweight?Yes 
106: Been to a wedding?Yes 
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?Lol, of course 
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?Yes 
109: Been outside my home country?Yes 
110: Gotten my heart broken?Yes 
111: Been to a professional sports game?Yes
112: Broken a bone?Yes
113: Cut myself?Yes
114: Been to prom?Yes
115: Been in airplane?Yes
116: Fly by helicopter?No 
117: What concerts have I been to?Bruno Mars, Modest Mouse, Black Sabbath 
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?Yes 
119: Learned another language?Yea 
120: Wore make up?Yes 
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?No 
122: Had oral sex?Yes 
123: Dyed my hair?Yes 
124: Voted in a presidential election?Yes 
125: Rode in an ambulance?No 
126: Had a surgery?Yes 
127: Met someone famous? No 
128: Stalked someone on a social network? Yes 
129: Peed outside? No 
130: Been fishing? Yes 
131: Helped with charity?Yes 
132: Been rejected by a crush?Yea 
133: Broken a mirror? Yes 
134: What do I want for birthday?Socks, always socks

Boom, nailed it. Now you know how boring I am :)