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kallikrein · 3 years ago

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GOOD GRACIOUS OF ALL HOLINESS BD FOUNDERS AND THEIR BABIES I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED THIS FKSHKKFJDK

benkei on diaper duty ??? his gigantic hands all delicate and dainty and swift as he changes your kid’s diaper, even teasing you bcos idk he just can ??? HE IS PAPA BEAR AND I’M MFING SOFT FOR IT. funny that waka’s the worst. he isn’t a fan of stinky baby poo 😭

takeomi giving his daughter a nerf gun… I WANTED A NERF GUN WHEN I WAS A KID. takeomi, erm, please ??? 🥺

WAKASA — MFER WHY ??? teaching our kids cuss words and calling yourself a king ??? THAT’S RIGHT. GOOD OLD KING BEHAVIOR. the queen will see you now and nope, she isn’t gonna reprimand you or anything. not that you could avoid it lmgksksks. TWINS. TWINS ???? TWINS 😩💜💛 gonna call them ube and cheese lmaodjfkdjfk

shinichiro is a pro at baby talk. he’s determined to have his kid say ‘dada’ first, even making a bet with you — all money and servitude. he’s that driven please. BEST DAD OF THE CENTURY, YES.

Baby Daddies: feat. The OG Black Dragons (Shinichiro Sano, Keizo Arashi, Wakasa Imaushi, Takeomi Akashi)

wc: 1.1k

tw: mentions of children, fluff

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song recommendation:

Changing Diapers - Keizo Arashi

"Keizo!"

Your shout brings the massive man out of his shed where he tinkered with his bike in peace. You meet him halfway on the patio, holding up his drooling son with your dirt-covered fingers.

"Diaper." Keizo takes the baby out of your hands without a complaint, stepping over your half-full pots and placing the child on his chest with care.

"Ooh, you stink, little man." The baby lets out a short gurgle, curling his fist into Keizo's shirt while he walks to the baby's room. "Alright, let's get you cleaned up."

The process for Keizo is simple: undo the diaper, remove it, clean, vaseline, then new diaper. He's gotten it down to a science that minimizes accidents, which astounds even you. After the first pee-mid-change, Keizo learned two things:

1. His son loves to laugh in the middle of pulling his little pranks, and

2. waiting it out is impossible.

So he's gotten it down to less than two minutes (unless it's just a disaster), and usually, the tyke isn't too fussy about being outsmarted. Usually.

Today doesn't seem to be one of those days, though.

The sharp cry once Keizo finishes changing him is not foreign, and he lifts his child up into his arms, holding him close while the baby signals his absolute displeasure.

"I know, I know. Daddy doesn't let you have any fun when you're being changed," he hums as he sways back and forth, soothing his son into less and less fussing. "Mommy always gets the worst, though. You give her the business."

"Not funny," you mutter, walking past the room with your potted plant in hand. "We can't all be the Flash when changing diapers."

"I could teach you," Keizo calls out, smiling brightly.

"You already did," you reply sullenly. "I'm still too slow."

"Mommy'll learn, won't she, little man?"

Best Gifts - Takeomi Akashi

Rattle, rattle, rattle.

"Daddy, what did you get me?"

"Open the package and find out," Takeomi chuckles, taking a glance at you before focusing back on his little girl. She tears open the wrapping and gasps, yelling and bouncing while the two of you watch and laugh.

"It's a nerf gun! It's a nerf gun!" The girl unpackages the toy with Takeomi's help, and he shows her how to load the foam bullets into the gun.

"You take each one and put them in the clip," he begins, placing each one in with calculated slowness. Your child watches intently, eyes wide as he then slides the clip closed. "Now, you have to learn how to aim properly."

Takeomi slides the target poster out of the box and goes to the opposite wall, pinning it there before stepping back. "You think you can hit the middle of this target?"

"Yes," his daughter affirms, then presses the trigger of the gun. The first bullet misses the target entirely, bouncing off the wall.

"Alright, you've got to hold it so it's steady," Takeomi mutters, showing her how to do it while positioning her arms properly. "Then make sure it's aimed properly before shooting." The bullet narrowly misses, barely two inches shy of the target.

"Okay, you have two bullets left," Takeomi notes, and the girl groans. "So what do you do?" When she takes the gun and shoots with one hand while advancing on the target, Takeomi's mouth goes dry. He's seen that technique before.

It's his technique.

"Wonder where she learned that," you muse behind him, sipping on your hot chocolate while he tries to teach his daughter that 'no, that's not how you do it when you're a beginner'.

Best Bedtime Story - Wakasa Imaushi

"The prince said, 'Let down your hair!' And what did Rapunzel say?"

"The fuck you want me to let my hair down for?" His six-year-old daughter cries out, hands thrown up in the air. "It takes a long time to get it this clean!"

"That's right," Waka replies, nodding as he turns the page. "Then the prince said, 'You're right, Rapunzel. I'll just take the stairs.' So he walked up the stairs and was met by the evil witch."

"And then he beat her ass!" His other six-year-old cries out, his fists clutched tight. "He beat her so bad that she couldn't walk for a month."

"Then he saved the princess," you interrupt, opening the door to the twin's room. "And took her to eat at a nice diner before asking if she wanted to meet up again."

Busted.

Waka swallows hard, then glances at his children, who look away from the door and at their hands.

"Right," he replies, closing the storybook.

"And then the Queen asks the King how the royal children know so many colorful words."

"And the King says..." Waka purses his lips. "That we should talk about it in the kitchen. Night, kids."

"Night," they call out, ducking under their sheets while you drag him to the kitchen.

"It's Takeomi's fault." He instantly breathes, trying to stave off the argument. "I swear. They always come home with a new word." You squint, pursing your lips while you observe him.

"That's believable," you whisper, turning around and facing the stove. "Tell Takeomi he's not on playdate duty anymore."

Best Baby Talker - Shinichiro Sano

"Ba, ba, ba, ba..."

"Ba, ba, ba..." Shinichiro answers the baby in his lap, leaning forward and smiling at the little boy. "And then what did she say?" The baby replies with a gurgle and a sharp laugh, which makes Shinichiro laugh as well. "No, she didn't." Shinichiro is fully engrossed in his conversation while you look over the couch, watching him babble excitedly with your son.

It's been like this for months, where Shin will just... talk with your baby like he can understand him. And you're thrilled to see him interacting with his firstborn like he's fully acquainted with the small child.

"Remember when we first got him?" he wonders, catching your attention.

"You mean when I gave birth to him?" you laugh, and Shinichiro smiles up at you.

"He was so small. Now he's talking and grabbing with his baby nails..." As if to emphasize his point, your son grabs Shin's skin and pinches unintentionally, making the man hiss. "Little things can cut through atoms, I swear."

Shin lifts the child up and presses kisses onto his chubby cheeks before placing him on his shoulder and standing. "This is fun," he breathes, eyes glassing over as he thinks about the future. "We should have another one."

"Not anytime soon, I hope," you sigh, running your hands over your son's face. "One is enough for right now."

"I don't know..." Shin muses. "Think he needs someone to play with."

"You're his playmate," you retort, pinching Shin's cheek. "Best Dad of the Year, remember?"

"Best Dad of the century," he replies, pecking your cheek. "Hands down."

#[ 🤍 ] — handpicks #[ 🍡 ] — wakasa #I LOVE THIS FUCQ

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