#i changed clothes ans put on cologne and shit
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God I hope my doctor doesn't notice I'm accidentally stoned for my appointment
#bro i forgot i had an appt and i have the day off of work#so i was like WOOOO a day off i love a day off im gonna get high and write fanfic#and. then they sent me the automated text.#and i was like fuck.#and my ride wasnt available either#so i had to call my GROWN ADULT SISTER#i am also an adukt hut she is a griwn adult with children and a job and shes in a pyramid scheme#shes a professional white woman#anyways#she dropped me off a minute late#and now im gettung uti testing and just hoping the scent of the joint i obliterated isnt wafting throughout thw office#i changed clothes ans put on cologne and shit
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