#i cant work in these conditions
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catharsim · 15 hours ago
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why are sims fingers the most jagged, octagonal sausages??
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allbeendonebefore · 3 months ago
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going to outdo everyone who came before me and not only am i going to save pdfs you can actually read in context, i am going to highlight the relevant section.
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brain-rot-hour · 1 year ago
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Why can't I just take the brain things
And plop them on the paper??????
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lemonzestywrites · 8 months ago
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…been having the worst fucking writers block lately and today is the first time i have a genuine want to write something
except instead of my multichapter fic i should be working on i have a NEW idea for the most deranged smut fic ever
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tokkishouse · 2 years ago
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Would yall still love me if I said I need to take a break
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fanta2y · 7 months ago
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GODDD I NEED HIM
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kissing can be hard. like where do you put your hands, do you turn right or left, do your legs stay open or closed, are you supposed to use tongue?
a lot of questions swarm your mind when it comes to kissing, and it's difficult, it's messy, and not always fun, but lucky you, because you have a very hot boyfriend that is going to teach you how.
suguru came home late from his classes with a sweatshirt and sweatpants, quickly stripping everything off, getting on the edge of your bed patting his thigh.
“come on.” you slowly walk to him and climb in his lap, both your legs on opposite sides of him as he places one hand on your hip and the other on your face.
the tension between you two was making you melt, especially with his low eyes looking at you and your lips. he slowly leans in and places a peck on your lips. his lips soft and his warm breath gently hitting yours as he leans away.
“how'd that feel?” his thumb rubbing circles on your hip as he waits for you to answer. for a first kiss that wasn't bad, quite delightful in fact, not too much, and it left you aching for more.
“it felt good, is that all?” your eyelashes flickering as you stare at him, a smile appearing on his face. he softly pushes his forehead to yours and places another peck on your lips, and then another.
the pecks started gentle until he licked over your bottom lip, the sensation startling you so you open your mouth, suguru takes this chance to softly slide his tongue into your mouth.
before he does anything else, he leans away and puts his thumb on the top of your bottom row of teeth, making sure to keep your mouth open.
“i want you to start moving your lips with mine, okay?” his voice soft and his eyes staring directly at yours, all you do it nod and shift in his lap. suguru takes his thumb out and leans in again kissing you, his mouth moving slowly making sure that you can keep up with him.
the movement is slowly but steady, in his head you were doing perfect, there was no unnecessary saliva, eyes open, or heavy breathing, it was perfect.
your hands run up his arms to his shoulders so you can keep a balance, his hand still on your hip and his other on your jaw, making sure you were in his clutch.
the feeling of his warm breath entering your mouth every time he opened it felt so good, it sent tingles up your spine and butterflies in your stomach. your hips slowly moving on their own as he starts to deepen the kiss, his tongue entering your mouth and swiping over the tip of your tongue.
the sensation making you giggle, the vibrations from the giggle making him laugh, so the both of you erupt into laughter. your forehead falling on his shoulder as you both laugh.
“you did great baby.” he whispers into your ear then kissing it and then your cheek.
he taught you well.
for anon.
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imhereonthekitchenfloor · 5 months ago
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owo-whats-all-this-then · 8 months ago
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oh so when beverages are fruity, everyone loves it, but when I'M fruity
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officialpropheticnightmares · 7 months ago
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wait
no this
THIS FUCKING WORKS
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HELP I CANT FUCKING REMOVE THE HAMSTER MUFFIN!!!!
Hi
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This is fr terrifying to me
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middenprincess · 2 years ago
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i think i should be legally allowed and obligated to have a hibernation period.
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deoidesign · 5 months ago
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I'm so mad that post was misinformation because there is actually an EXTREMELY important conversation to have about the production schedules artists are forced into. There's no need for exaggeration, the conditions are bad.
I work for webtoon. My publication schedule is weekly. While publishing I'm required 10-15 pages a week. Fully colored.
This means I'm finishing a 150 page fully colored graphic novel every 10-15 weeks.
When my comic is not updating, I am not getting paid. Any time writing, editing, or off is out of my own pocket. I don't get healthcare. They do not provide any assistants. They expect me to promote myself; they chose to deprioritize me before I even launched and gave me an end date half a year in. I never had a chance.
And this is the industry standard! Every company has artists forced into crunch hours, overtime, and burnout. Artists are literally dying early due to it. So many of my friends can't afford to go to the doctor.
It's unsustainable and untenable, and it's also the expectation our audiences have.
If we want to have this conversation, there's plenty of conversation to be had with the realities of the situation. It's bad as is.
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apathyfairy · 9 months ago
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last year i found a wii at goodwill for 25 dollars and it came with everything except a wiimote but it was in such good condition i was like hell yeah ill take it how hard can it be to find a wiimote. the answer is it's nearly impossible to find them at thrift stores now so i've spent like 8 months looking for ones in thrift stores but there wasn't a single one and then online but i just couldn't bring myself to spend 30 dollars on one single wiimote so i waited so. patiently. and then 2 weeks ago i finally found one at goodwill for 9 dollars but it was absolutely disgusting and the battery cover was missing and the compartment was all corroded so i put it back and regretted it the whole week but then this last weekend i went to savers and there was an absolutely perfect wiimote just sitting there with no corrosion and a jacket and the wrist strap and motion plus and the nunchuck was there too and i got it all for 10 dollars so the moral of the story is that sometimes things seem right for you in the moment but you have to recognize that they aren't and leave them behind so the things that are meant for you will in fact find you when the time is right. peace and love <3
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liquidstar · 8 months ago
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im afraid i may have i classically conditioned myself. i have a space heater in my room, the kind that makes fan noise when i turn it on. i think ive come to associate that sound with being warm, because i recently got a mini fridge that also makes fan noise, and now i keep feeling hot even though its the same temperature its always been (which is usually cold for me). my fridge makes me warm. thats all backwards. damn you pavlov.
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is-this-yuri · 10 months ago
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btw since i am actually homeless now and the holidays are over i guess i should put a donation link here. you don't have to give me any money! i know how to live for free. it would just help me be more comfortable
things i'll spend money on in priority order:
- gas for my car (this will keep me from getting towed and get me to therapy and case management appointments)
- food and water (only if i run out of food stamps, or the occasional hot food treat)
- extra blankets and clothes for the winter (it's pretty warm so i might not need this)
- laundry
i don't really like the idea of asking for money since i do in fact have plenty of experience with this situation. i've lived in my car for two and a half years total now, and i know if i'm lucky i can survive this way for a long, long time. a little extra cash will just keep me sane and for sure safe without needing to get lucky. so, if you do throw something my way i will appreciate it! it will make my life easier for sure. but, if you'd rather give your money to someone who needs it more (including yourself), i don't mind at all.
there's no monthly rewards or anything, but for a bit of fun bonus, anyone who donates will get to see my face reveal
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coolnonsenseworld · 11 months ago
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Samurai and Ninja in crappy pics because December here is under a constant cloud and I just want y'all to see them all golden and cute without learning how to take aesthetic pictures 🥴 💙❤️😆🥰
linktr.ee/Mezzy
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crustyfloor · 4 months ago
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Either Ivan knows how to cry on command or he is actually the worlds biggest crybaby in disguise, and his tears are naturally so minuscule. He’s not a big crier
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His little baby teardrops 😭
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