#i cant skip to just random events i need to have a full story cause my brain just functions that way

[the-kipsabian]

Sami/Lynn pls

1. Who wakes up first? - i wanna say sami. lynn likes to sleep in late tbh2. Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer? - i feel like both do this but probably lynn3. Who takes longer getting ready? - lynnnnnn4. When they can’t sleep, what do they do? - if they are together i feel like they just snuggle up and chat about random nonsense, if they are apart text each other and/or send dumb memes5. Who falls asleep while watching a movie? - lynn6. Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile? - sAMI7. Who comes up with the cheesy pick-up lines? - i really wanna say they’d both do this? but sami more so8. Who gets extremely competitive playing Mario Kart? - lynn. she gets competitive about like everything i blame that on ty9. Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling? - most likely lynn i wanna say?10. Who sets the other’s ringtone to something loud and obnoxious behind their back? - oh they would both do this11. Who rearranges the bookshelf/DVD shelf in alphabetical order? - sami cause lynn isnt organized in the slightest12. Who does the hands-over-the-eyes “Guess Who” thing? - lynn13. Who points out a dog when they see one? - LYNN she loves dogs and will attempt to pet every single one of them14. Who’s prone to road rage? - i feel like lynn? which is why shes rarely allowed to drive lol15. Who’s prone to wearing socks indoor (or to sleep)? - i wanna say sami?16. Who reminds the other to put on sunscreen before going to the beach (or pool)? - lynn17. Who carries all the important documents while traveling? - considering their jobs im gonna say both18. Who gets the window seat? - aaah that depends but lynn is probably more fond of them so her more often?19. Who puts their cold hands/feet on the other? - oh they both do that20. What do they argue about the most? - i honestly dont. think they exactly argue about anything?? they can usually sort things out pretty well and come to a satisfying decision about stuff together like adults should sooo?21. Who’s clumsier? - uuuh not really either of them but maybe lynn?22. Who texts more often? - i think they are both guilty of this tbh but probably lynn23. Who is better with kids? - ..i just wanna say sami for literally no reason other than it would be extremely cute LOL24. Who’s the better cook? - neither of them really cook but lynn?25. Who mistakes salt for sugar? - this would probably fall for sami tbh26. Who puts the fork in the microwave? - again, sami27. Who cooks at 2 in the morning? - oh both of them tbh28. Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1 a.m.? - again, both29. Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies? - sami. he absolutely would lbr30. Who likes doing the dishes? - (does anyone ever actually enjoy doing dishes just asking) but lynn probably31. Who has bigger cravings? What are they? - lynn. anything sweet and shes a coffee addict sssooo yeah32. Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant? - i wanna say both but also leaning more towards sami33. How do they eat ice cream? What’s their favorite flavors? - they usually get a carton of something they both enjoy, two spoons and just eat as much as you can before youre done or its all gone tbh. depending on the mood there might be feeding bits to the other too. as for flavors i dont really know, but anything they both like is a go34. Do they go on dates? What are they like? - tbh i never. really saw them as the ‘go on dates’ type of a couple, you know? they work together, travel together, see each other basically all the time, hang in the same friend groups, so they are just constantly together and doing all kind of stuff and things together, so anything that would qualify as a “date” is usually either a group hangout or just like a casual movie night with takeout or something like that thats not exactly a date, ya know35. What do they smell when they smell amortentia? - asdfghjkl i dont know how to answer this even after looking up what that is ooooof36. Which one is the secret snuggler? - tbh they are both very open about pda so welp37. Which one offers their jacket to the other when they complain they feel cold? - sami38. Who reaches for the other one’s hand while driving? - ssssami39. Who leaves little notes in the other one’s lunch? (Bonus: What does it say?) - lynn would do this more often but both tbh40. Who is the most affectionate? - they both are tbh. sami maaaybe more tho?41. Who is the big spoon/little spoon? - sami is the big spoon, lynn is the little42. What is their favorite feature of their partner? - i feel like that to lynn it would be his eyes, and he would like her hair cause its so nice to play with43. What is the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other? - im trying to think how i planned this.. with sami its that he definitely gets more protective over her, and lynn is just like. everything else is fine like before but shes dodging a lot more of his kisses tbh44. What are their nicknames for each other? - i dont really think they’d have nicknames tbh? other than basic pet names, but they both already have such short names and lynn’s name is technically already a nickname so ye45. Who worries the most? Over what? - both tbh considering their occupation and that both have suffered more serious injuries before46. Who initiates kisses? - they both do this a lot, sami maybe more tho?47. Who says I love you first? How did it happen? - I HAVENT FIGURED THIS ONE OUT YET i’ll get back to you on this but tbh i feel like it would probably be sami maybe at like a post-ppv victory48. Who tells their friends/family about their relationship first? - i feel like they’d tell them all together since they have so many mutual friends etc.49. What do they do when they’re away from each other? - its probably work related so be busy with that, when they catch time they try to arrange a call or facetime or just text each other to keep in touch50. Who gets overwhelmed by small acts of kindness? - since they both do these a lot, i wanna say lynn at first probably? but she gets used to it and starts returning the favors real fast tbh

[crimesandunicorns]

I was thinking of the fortunate and unfortunate events I had last year, whether it being a big or small event that made an impact in my life and of course, this cheeky lady from Seremban came into my mind and it's been a long while since she's been on my mind. I have zero knowledge on whether she still thinks about me or not but it definitely flattered me when she told me her heart skipped a beat and that her hands were shaking in shock when I surprised her with a text message on my Indonesian number. I never expected for her to come to mind again but oh man do I miss her, not like crying my eyes out wanting her back type of miss but missing her company and amusing me with her silly lame jokes about Nasi Katok type of miss. I think it's safe when I'm in this state, not being in love or some shit to say that she was one of the few people that made me genuinely happy with who she truly is and what she does to make me smile, like literally NO ONE does it the way she does. Her cute malaysian accent that goes along with her really silly jokes created a whole new laugh for me. Ive always loved the conversations I had with her when we were still talking, she'd always tell me the details of what she did during her day like yknow just randomly somewhere in between our conversation she'd tell me about how she cant get over the fact that she's a big eater, you can tell when she tells you what she's had for breakfast, it's always a plate of Nasi Lemak, a bowl of Laksa, a plate of Roti Canai and a glass of Teh Tarik at her all time favourite small restaurant that's just a block away from her office. She'd send me videos of her counting the stock (not really, she was just sitting on a pile of clothes and wearing random fedoras w her friends) in the store at her office or a video of her smoking in her car before going back into her apartment or my favourite, a video of her showing off her new haircut haha I'd always know that I'd have a good day whenever I wake up to her SUPER CUTE good morning texts, I'm not trying to be cliche or some shit but they would literally give me a HUGE smile on my face whenever I read them, the one I'll always remember is "selamat pagi, berus gigi, minum kopi!!" Oh man, I remember I even giggled to that good morning text. Not only that but on some mornings, despite the long distance we had between us, I'd wake up to her calls and hear her complain on how I should start waking up earlier cause her "morning" calls are usually lunch time so its a not so morning call actually. She showed genuine interest and love towards me that I have NEVER questioned her actions or words because I knew it was real. Even the last time I met her before we stopped talking, she was being so real with me. She picked me up at my hotel with her black laced shirt with pink flowers on them and a denim skirt to...match with her flip flops? Haha whatever she had a long day at work. She picked me up with her small white Myvi, she didnt know where to bring me so I just told her to go to my friend's place in Cyberjaya, it was about a 20 min drive from the hotel. I was talking with my friends as she was driving, bare in mind Im from Brunei and she's from Malaysia so we have different slangs and accents. I asked her if she understood what the conversation was about and she said no but she realized that everytime we talk there's always a "yeaaahhh" in our sentence hahahaha when we got there she was too quiet but she was never far from me, she was always by my side the whole time hugging my arm even when I'm talking with my friends, we were smoking some weed and I offered her some but she didnt want to at first but I rolled a joint for just the both of us. I got the idea that she wanted just the both of us to spend the night together when she told me she left her cigarettes in her car down stairs so we went down to grab them. She purposely took the long route to get to her car because she wanted to spend more time to just be with me alone so we walked slowly and while walking I didnt do anything cause yknow I respect a woman's body but then she took my hand and held it so tight then rested her head on my shoulder with her other hand stroking my arm. See, these small gestures that she did convinced me that she was being so genuine with me. Halfway to her car I put my arms around her and when we got there we smoked a cigarette and she looked me in the eyes and said "you stoned teruk eh?" Haha I thought it was gonna be something sweet..but it did get to something sweet though, after that she rested her back on her car beside me and rested her head on me saying "I really just want to be with you forever, you make me feel so safe" and that touched my heart in every way that it could because she was in a situation that you wouldnt even expect to happen, but let's not spill people's background life stories now. When we got back up, she didnt want to go back in the apartment, she just wanted to spend more time with me so we just stood outside the door looking at the view of Cyberjaya, it was windy. I hugged her from the back with my arm wrapped around her neck, she repeatedly kissed my forearm and stoking it, these things made me know that what she felt for me was real, it was real, there was no way that what she felt for me was fake yknow, I felt so so loved. I didnt want to let her go but I had cottonmouth and needed a drink so bad so we went back i to the apartment, chit chatted for a while and I fell asleep on the couch and little did I know, I woke up with her arms wrapped tight around mine and her legs on mine too, her lips locked tight on m shoulder. After that day, I never saw her again nor did we talk. She was so pure and genuine with me and with who she is, she never faked anything about her personality to impress me, she never bad-mouthed any of her friends or any of the people that showed hate towards her, she was just filled with full of positive energy and good vibes and that's what I miss about her the most. But I guess what they say is true, good things do come to an end. I hope to see you again in the future, comel.