#i cant make them do anything and if i asked id be scared oit of my mind
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chaotic/neutral youngest child
i’m chaotic oldest child
#like yall act like telling on my sister is bad but lemme tell ya son she threw a fucking baseball at me when i was 10 and bruised my cheek#so ya think i would let that go unnoticed i think NOT#im only funny when they laugh and they never do because theyre so obviously jealous of my terrible sense of humor#i cant make them do anything and if i asked id be scared oit of my mind#maybe i am spoiled but at least I DO THE FUCKING DISHES WHEN ITS MY TURN#yes im directing this at you ab#you think they would help me with smth? WRONG#blackmail is honestly the only answer for help#i assure you i am not the cutest#annoying them is the only revenge i can get from all the years of making fun of me i have to do it one way or another#WHOS OBSESSED WITH HARRY POTTER NOW HMMM#i would actually cry if one of them died tho i love them#ok maybe not my brother bc hes a straight up asshole#i hope no one reads these tags because thatd be embarrasing#i mispelled embarrassing but i dont feel like rewriting that tag#why is my whole family a bunch of assholes#except for that cousin whos a feminist#my family gives her too much shit no wonder i havent seen her for ages#what am i even talking about#well goodnite america
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