#i cant get rid of that last bullet point on mobile but it's funnier this way actually

[thesylverlining]

so remember when that Tumblr Fave Biggest Trans Cringe contest went down, and Pickles the Drummer was up there (as he should be) but he didnt make it very far (which is nonsense and literally only because not enough people on tumblr watch Metalocalypse, as it isn't even a contest with anyone else). well I still think he deserves a crown because of the following:

trans. also gay

WOULD have won if he were more tumblr-known because oh my god

worlds greatest drummer, legend king shit, actual canonical supernatural God, possessor of the band's sole brain cell and drug tolerance

has never been (intentionally) cool in his life (aside from SnB maybe)

shitty combover white boy locs

wouldn't know what cringe means but likes to win things. no seriously i don't think he's familiar with the term NOR the concept of shame. most of them arent (except murderface who's like 40% shame)

And so this isn't even for your consideration, he just wins because I say so. but please reblog if you agree