#i cant explain it it just seem right. thats an almond milk kind of guy | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

nailgunstigmata · 2 years ago

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i love making up headcanons that make no actual sense and arent based on canon in an way but are just things that make sense in my brain somehow. i think dennis drinks almond milk because something about dairy being bad for you and mac insists on cows milk because its the only „real“ milk and that plant based shit isnt even actual milk and they fight about it. i also think dennis got soy milk once but mac managed to annoy him into feeling insecure about it (mac also possibly got genuinely concerned ingesting too much soy would be dangerous)

#i cant explain it it just seem right. thats an almond milk kind of guy #mac would be oat milk if he wasnt cow milk #idk why but i love assigning characters milk types #charlie would drink any milk but he also has soy milk energy for me. i dont mean that as a negative at all im also a soy milk person #i feel like i could show him milk and say this is made from beans!!! and he would love that #charlie kelly would go crazy for some soy milk i think #dee could be oat milk or almond milk but i lean towards oat #artemis drinks oat milk #frank drinks something fucked up like pig milk i think

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