#i cant even let my fucking dog out to pee cause they fucking cough and sneeze every time and i dont wanna get infected cause of them

[m-likes-enhypen]

sleeping/waking up with enhypen but its not cute

heeseung

i just know this man will NOT LET GO if he holds you

and this isnt omg aww cuddling

this is MF I HAVE TO PEE!!!!! I HAVE A JOB!!! LET ME TAKE A SHOWER!

no matter how much poking he doesnt wake up

oh no we gotta go bald as pay back

hybe close the gyms

rest of members under the cut

jay

personal heater (derogatory)

ac is at 50 all the blankets are on the floor and youre sweating. why the fuck are you sweating

mf likes to complain youre moving too much uh yeah if a frog is put in boiling water it will jump out

ALSO

he REAKS when he wakes up... doesnt matter how well of a shower he takes

its all that sweating he does

jake

you cant convince me he doesnt wake up with the nastiest eye boogers

tear streaks caked on his face

expecting a cute face to wake up to and hes wearing a clay mask

jumpscare warning 😍😍😍

tries to put the eyeboogers on you....

LMAO HES LIKE ONE OF THOSE LITTLE WHITE DOGS

this makes the 10 months ending fairy even funnier

sunghoon

he definitely has the worst morning breath

mf smells like he ate 4 family sized bags of sour cream and onion chips

go straight to brushing your teeth if you pass go do NOT collect $200

sunoo

practices martial arts in his sleep

your moms worried cause youre covered in bruises, no mom im not in a toxic relationship HE JUST CANT LAY STILL

acts all innocent when yall wake up,,,,

also you wake up with little bits of his clay mask in your hair

girlboss i just washed my hair hows there already dandruff in it

surprise! hes the problem.

jungwon

def a blanket stealer

and i know his body runs cold so its not like you could cuddle him for warmth

you go to bed with 5 blankets a comforter and a sheet on you wake with no blankets in sight (theyre on the floor cause he pulled them too much) and jungwon burritoed in the sheet

violence is the only answer tbh

niki

I JUST KNOW THIS MAN SNORES

"hush mimimi" what if i hurt you

not even like a soft snore cause once you get used to the snore hell have a coughing fit or snort so loud it wakes up the entire dorm

youre forced to sleep with white noise because this man is simply too much

this is the first time ive ever written anything like this but i hope yall like it i had fun writing it

[offantasyandfiction]

for fucks sake

ooooooooooooh fuck