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I'm drawing a sad thing and it felt familiar
...Just fucking wonderful. Sisyphean even.
#lini wip tag#wip#klance#i cant defend myself#the nature of life is hurting keith by hurting lance by almost hurting keith#me at my wip 20 min ago: gosh yea this is peak. i've never done this one before#not me giving Lance the eyebrow scar I always wanted for him lmao#there is just something so delightful in having lance drenched in blood#blue with red spots being washed by keith's tears#you know im right
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AIGHT BET
#tadc fanart#opn fanart#listen okay#i cant defend myself#someone whos better at lighting then me do it hshshkdjkf
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projecting my period cramps onto ibe
#i cant defend myself#goodnight#my art#ibe#day later edit -> I FORGOT MY NOSE PIERCING :(((#imagine its there heart
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The way I made fun of my friend a little bit for having Shanks as one of their favorite characters despite his lack of screentime when Corazon got seven chapters and instantly shot up to one of my favorite characters in the series...clown moment
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bro caitlyn wasn’t even wearing a bra under that turtle-neck. vi called her cupcake once and suddenly bras arent in the enforcer dresscode anymore. she wanted that cookie so effing bad.
#im so#i cant like#formulate proper words about most of it so im hyperfocusing on their scenes ok#real of me i will defend mySELF#arcane spoilers#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane s2e8#caitlyn#vi#violyn#caitvi#what the fuck <3#reamblings
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optimus sticker for tfnation :) soon to be contained and BEDAZZLED
#cant really defend myself with this one lads. mr thicc. thighs were big for like the 'angle' and... i did not change it#optimus prime#fanart#starscream next B)#macaddam#transformers
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more rin doodles
#the poppy war#the dragon republic#the burning god#the poppy war spoilers#if commited several war crimes why babygirl#fang runin#i cant defend her at this point anymore#i've decided to accept her as she is#i don't know if i will be the same person after i'm done with this book series#would let her set me on fire#AND i would treat her right! fuck you altan and nezha#if i was nezha rn i would be shitting myself#anyways she's so fun to draw
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Battle's starting -!
#art#pokemon swsh#pokemon sword and shield#pkmn swsh#pkmn sword and shield#poke's doodles#gym leader raihan#rotom phone#*head in hands* i cant defend myself YES it's raihan again-
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some crack ship that was a joke with my partner... isn't anymore /hj
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the peacock makes me feel like an insane person. anyways! i missed animating. i blacked out and finished it in the same 24hrs i started it in.
#oc x canon#lotus barany#animation#aventurine#i simplified both of them for the sake of my sanity and also#bc hyv designs are always nutso.#i cant defend myself here just take it
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Ghoul you can't taunt me with facehuggers and eggfic...
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Nobody fucking talk to me(joking)
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i was talking about fictional crushes with a friend and offhandedly said eddie munson and all she said was "ewwwwww" like GUYSSS I WAS HERE BEFORE THE WEIRD BITCHES TOOK OVER !! REMOVE THE STAN CULTURE ASPECT AND JUST LOOK AT HOT METALHEAD MAN PLSSS I BEG !!
#eddie munson stranger things#eddie munson × reader#eddie munson#eddie munson x fem!reader#stranger things#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson x female reader#spencer reid x fem!reader#just let me have this ONE TIME PLS#love the weird bitches be proud but like guys i cant keep defending myself
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imagine making a bowl full of yummy red fruits like raspberries strawberries watermelin etc for v1 and it just slams a fist straight into the bowl and sends fruit everywhere
#i think if machines cant consume blood they should be able to use red fruits as fuel. this could technically fit in canon and ill defend-#myself here. i will write an essay to justify my point#ultrakill#v1 ultrakill
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Buddie Secret Relationship Conspiracy Manifesto
Hello. Welcome to possibly the most delusional buddie theory yet. This is a collaboration with @swiftiebuckleys, and as such I would like to cite our sources accordingly: dude, trust us.
Okay so I know a lot of people have talked about the theory of buddie possibly being in a secret relationship that is even a secret from the audience during season 6. For me, this started during 6A. It started because I was thinking about how 601 started with such a poignant and domestic Buckley-Diaz family scene that, as a part of a premier that was meant to establish where the characters are after four months of hiatus, told us Buck, Eddie and Christopher are living in each other's pockets as their own little family at the start of the season (I even wrote about this in this meta I posted while 6a was airing lmao).
But then for the rest of 6A there really wasn't any significant on-screen buddie or Buckley-Diaz moments, even though there was plenty that was implied at, including: Buck and Eddie planning to go to Marisol's house to help with repairs without the rest of the firefam, Buck and Chris hanging out so Chris potentially telling Buck the secret about skipping school even though he didn't tell Eddie, Buck and Eddie sitting in the back of the waiting room together separate from the rest of the firefam while they waited for news about Karen, and Eddie giving Hoover to Buck and convincing him to keep him even though his building doesn't allow dogs. What do all but one of these moments have in common? They're moments where Buck and Eddie were either alone or away from anyone who would know them from the rest of the gang and wouldn't feel the need to hide their relationship. When at work, Buck and Eddie had a reasonably normal amount of on-screen interactions, but it was only their moments happening outside of work that was pushed to the off-screen. (Bonus: one on-screen 6A moment that lives in my head rent-free and screams of secret relationship is that shot of them stepping into frame together and holding eye contact while the song lyrics in the bg go "I want your sex and your affection when I'm holding you close" in 609.)
However, while this^ is all well and good, it's 6B that really gives the secret relationship theory its wings.
Episode 10 gave us the lightning strike with a sequence that was shot almost entirely from the perspective of Eddie. While in the initial aftermath of the strike we see the shock on Hen, Chimney, and Bobby's faces, the scene is in slow-motion and muted until Eddie realizes what's going on and we watch every minute facial expression on his face as the horror dawns and he snaps into action. Eddie's reaction is what sparks everyone else's movement and then we see him completely forgo his own injuries and his own safety to save Buck. In the secret relationship trope, the near-death experience is a lot of the time what forces the couple to blow their cover and reveal their relationship. That didn't happen here as buddie were already close enough to warrant the strength of Eddie's reaction and Buck was unresponsive and there wasn't any time to lose. HOWEVER, episode 11 and the absence of a scene with Eddie alone at Buck's bedside can be explained by the fact that he couldn't be shone there or his bedside confessions would have given them away to the audience. As it is, other than Margaret and Maddie, Buck's mother and sister, he's the only one dressed in all black, his composure crumbling and unable to make eye contact with Buck's body in the hospital bed, the perfect picture of a grieving widow.
Episode 12 has the infamous couch scene which is meant to signal to the audience that Eddie is the couch Buck has been searching for, even if Buck himself doesn't know it. However, in the context of the secret relationship theory, what if the total lack of reaction from Eddie about Buck falling asleep on his couch is because they already know this?
Episode 13 has the infamous poker scene and this is where the theory actually diverges for a lot of people. Going with the original theory that buddie have been together since before 6A, this would explain Buck's lack of reaction to Eddie telling him to get dressed up and taking him out on what is essentially a date - he wasn't surprised or suspicious because it wasn't unusual. If you go back and watch the scene, you'll notice that it opens right when Buck and Eddie are approaching the door and about to be in the presence of other firefighters, but initially they're walking away from a dark alley while fixing their clothes - why would they need to fix their clothes unless they got messed up in the first place? Why wouldn't they show us the before or after of the poker scene, why only the parts where they're in the presence of other people from the department? Plus, Eddie really was looking TOO blatantly hungry in that entire scene, and he wasn't really hiding it from Buck - maybe because he's allowed, and expected, to look. This isn't even to mention the scenes of Buck, Eddie, and Christopher being a family, but I will go back to those later.
Where this episode splits this theory is the alternate potential for them to have gotten together after the poker game (my initial post after the episode first came out.) This would have been the perfect opportunity because there's really no way that if they weren't already together, the thought that this might be a date hadn't crossed Buck's mind (and, again, Eddie really did look too fucking horny in that scene it wasn't something you could ignore.) The next outside of work scene we see the Buckley-Diaz' in is the baking scene with Buck and Christopher. Eddie's location is completely unknown - he could be on shift, he could be running errands, he could be with Pepa - but the fact that Buck and Chris are together and baking for his class and planning dinner really drives home the fact that they are a family once again. However, the easy confidence of Buck parenting Christopher and the way he glowed with happiness in that moment would make even more sense if he had had his place in the Diaz family as Eddie's partner and Christopher's other parent confirmed to him.
One way to possibly combine the two theories is if we assume that Buck and Eddie were actually fwb throughout 6A (an idea given to me by @captainragtag) but actually got together after the poker scene. ANOTHER way is if we assume they've only been fwb, even after the poker scene. Them being fwb would potentially explain some holes in the theory, moments where they should have had a bigger reaction to something or known something beforehand if they were in a relationship (kind of the sperm donor arc and Eddie's reaction, but that could also be explained by Eddie's lack of reaction being because he already knew and was just pretending to be finding out for the first time with everyone else.)
Going into episode 14, all of these theories could explain the *gestures vaguely* everything about Eddie's storyline in the episode. If they're hiding a relationship, the absence of any mentions of Buck when talking about Eddie (and Christopher) being alone would make sense, especially after how pointedly the previous episode showed that Eddie is always spending his free time with Buck, with or without Christopher. It would also explain Buck's extremely unsubtle date-ruining advice - either they're together and Buck just doesn't want Eddie to go on the date because he doesn't want to share even to keep up pretenses, or they're fwb and Buck is jealous and afraid to lose Eddie and their relationship if Eddie starts actually dating. Also, considering how many pure fanfic tropes the writers have used before, it's safe to assume they have at least a baseline knowledge of how buddie are written by fans and what's the first trope every fanfic reader in this fandom learns about? Christopher's first and foremost wingman duty is to pack his stuff and go to a sleepover so his dads can do unholy things to each other. Christopher being at a sleepover when Pepa told Eddie to come over and him insisting that he was alone at home when just last episode we saw buddie spending all their time off shift together is just a little too sus if you ask me. Another secret relationship moment in the episode is Eddie going for the wrong gear shift in his own car. He initially reached for the gear shift on the center console when that's not where it is in his truck. But do you know where the gear shift is in a jeep? I'll give you one guess. Do we know anyone who owns a jeep? I'll give you another guess. This would make total sense since we know Eddie is a passenger princess and Buck would be driving them everywhere if they were in a relationship. Even when Buck isn't the one driving, Eddie would be much more likely to borrow his car more often if they were in a relationship and basically living together.
If this all doesn't convince you, I would like to leave you with the reminder of a moment that I'm sure has haunted all of us since 614 came out:
Actors are always aware when they're on camera and even if they aren't, the dozens of production people, including the director, would be. Do with that what you will.
(If anyone has anything they'd like to add to this feel free to message me or send me an ask and I'll make edits! And, I mean, this is all just for fun not to be taken seriously, but if there is a point that you think really brings the theory down also feel free to send me an ask about that lets see if I can provide a suitable explanation.)
edit: another thing to keep in mind as pointed out by the brilliant @swiftiebuckleys is the precedent set by 606 "Tomorrow" for flashbacks showing the start of a relationship.
#I said dont raise your expectations too high and I stand by that but here it is#my web of conspiracy with the help support and delusions of friends#did i promise this yesterday? yes. did I also keep getting distracted and procrastinating it? you betcha.#911 fox#911 spoilers#buddie#evan buckley#eddie diaz#weewoo brainrot#that last tag really fits this one i cant defend myself here
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Okay I’m finally admitting that I’m not in the good omens fandom nor have I ever watched it so for the longest time I thought crowley and aziraphale were played by the same person because I have horrid face blindness
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SubScorp Week 2023 - Day 6: High Notes
Being Grandmaster is hard and sometimes you need some help ;3
@subscorp-week
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#gopher art#subscorpweek2023#mortal kombat#SubScorp#mk subzero#kuai liang#mk scorpion#hanzo hasashi#spiceish#cant even defend myself. i took basically all the prompts at slightly-hrny face value#so like. enjoy that i guess.#also Frost being Kuai's long suffering surrogate daughter is my favorite thing. hes sooo embarassing sometimes#also i can never decide if i want wraith Scorpion to have a beard or nah#so have some variety. hes clean shaven now. and it looks weird
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